Kirby absorbs you what power does he get?
Anti Socialism
Big dick
Deafness
>>339318593
Suicide attempt ability.
Sleep
The ability to be a worthless piece of shit.
Laziness
>>339318593
the power of VIRGINITY
some ability in the realm of inferior genetics
>>339318593
Poison.
>>339319241
>>339319017
>>339319154
These.
a gf
depression
The power to start many personal projects and never finish them
SPIKE
>>339318593
Depression
depression
>>339319738
real powers only
>>339318593
morbid obesity
Top memes guys. Keep them coming.
>>339318593
he obtains the power of a day job
He'd just spit me back out
>>339318593
social anxiety
>>339319916
depression is a mood, it's a synonym to sadness which is natural
>>339318593
diarrhea
He would be able to harness the himouto laifu force
The ability of anxiety
;_;
>>339320069
>herewego.exe
>>339320069
>being an attention whore is natural
Dude weed powers lmao
>>339320028
At least you'll become a star.
>>339320595
huh? I just mean I get sad sometimes
cutter
Garbage
>>339320601
the only good reply
>>339320028
The real answer, also vore.
Psoriasis
Alcoholism
Inb4 my earwax collection
Seizures
>>339318593
Verbosity and overanalytical tendency
Ulcerative colitis
>>339318593
Sadness in his prom night
Well, since I carry my katana with me wherever I go in my search for a worthy opponent, he would get Sword.
sadness is an anime fan on prom night.
Chronic masturbation
>>339321389
i laft a little
>>339320823
>kirby gaind a vore fetish
Oh fuck.
>>339318823
Help
Suicide
>>339321420
A-are you feda-knight?
Sleep
>>339321420
No he'd get autism
>>339321984
And if he fucking ate you he'd fucking get the power of fucking insinsativity, you fucking asshole
Hardmode: It must be a power that exists in game. Note that pic related is not an exhaustive list and excludes several powers.
>>339318617
Do you steal, damage property or kill persons?
A sudden desire to fuck Dedede.
>>339322214
crash
>>339322214
Sleep or stone.
>OP here
These replies made me fucking shit my pants
>>339322173
>insinsativity,
Lots of weird fetishes.
Sorry Kirby.
>>339318593
Depression
>>339322214
Fighter, Sleep orSword
>>339322214
Wheel
An existential crisis fueled by the thoughts of his own mortality and the fear of never existing beyond death.
>>339322298
But Anon, Dedede is an unrealistic representation of a cartoon penguin.
That's like several factors that should contribute to not having an attraction to it.
Maybe you jest? Or are confused?
>>339323135
Yeah Im just joking.
lyme disease
>>339318593
a cross-dressing fetish.
>>339318593
the power to melt
>>339318593
he'd just be a bit more focused and mature
He'd be a dentist
>>339318823
is there any definitive proof that kirby is able to hear
>>339318593
the power to get a 4
>>339318593
>implying i'm special enough to be able to give a power
>>339323974
is that you meltman?
>>339319842
this one
>>339323974
>>339325960
>>339326334
i forget was that ever usefuleven though nobody was useful to begin with
>>339326445
probably not
>>339322214
About kirby is a pretty good ability
I use it all the time, its my favorite.
>>339318593
I guess he can cum a larger amount than normal every day.
But does Kirby cum?
>>339318823
How can you type if your deaf?
>>339322214
Circus.
he turns into a fucking manchild and buys kirby merch
>>339329617
So Kirby would never leave his house?
>>339330041
only when he has to go to work
