Serious Sam and Duke Nukem get drunk at a bar and decide to destroy everything in their path.
Who do you send to stop them?
>>339301738
Feminists
This motherfucker.
>>339301738
Hitscan weapons.
>>339302471
how does it feel having autism?
>>339302471
What use is running when you can fly?
>>339302471
He can stop Sam if they fight indoors, but outdoors doom guy loses it.
Sam wins instantly. serious bomb serious damage.
>>339302595
I have only just noticed the file name of the image I downloaded for this and now I ask myself the type of punishment I deserve
>>339301738
Gearbox
>>339302471
>nuD44M
Halo. He could kill them both easy
>>339301738
Calm yourself, Maven.
>>339301738
Gearbox Software
>>339302471
>Not Doomguy that can hold tons of ammo and run like a train
>>339301738
Jean Grey
>>339303539
>t. piratefag
>>339303913
What about Sam?
>>339303913
>No spellcard rules
>>339303968
>Is same guy
An alien army.
>>339304062
>t. Marty Stratton
him
the only man who could
>>339301738
>>339304176
He must have gotten nerfed hard after sleeping in hell
>>339304081
If you hand SS to Gearbox I'm sure they could easily kill his career.
But otherwise, Croteam circa 2005.
>>339304248
t.buttmad piratecuck
>>339304479
t. bethesda shareholder
>>339304368
He went for a nap but got awoke early chained.
He isnt nerfed, he is sleepy.
>>339301738
Jean Grey
>>339304759
He lost all his ammo pockets and his ability to run faster
>>339304928
New suit and as i said he is sleepy.
Kirby.
>>339304928
That ammo must have been weighing him down. He lost it so he could jump.
Also the ability to do squats.
>>339302471
This
>>339303913
you fucking monster
>>339305089
ammo packing badass > jumping and squats
>>339306136
Hell thought they could outsmart him by making little gaps and floating platforms.
He needed to adapt.
>>339304370
Hey I liked SS2, the enemy types were great. Sure it was cheesy and the story was fucking stupid. But it was still enjoyable.
Why, I'd send you, OP.
>>339302295
Why is dukes left trap so much smaller than his right?
the war machine
>>339302471
Can't tell if you're shitposting or if you're actually that much of a faggot
>>339301738
Duke died in the Serious Sam universe, just like Doomguy and Halo died in the Duke Nukem Universe.
Now we just need a reference to Serious Sam dying in D44m and the circle will be complete.
>>339302471
That's one doomed space marine
>>339301738
I believe the answer is obvious.
Stop this
*unzips dick*
>>339303968
>tons of ammo
When was the last time you played Doom 1 & 2? By endgame 2016 has way more ammo.
>>339301738
Why would I want to?
>>339301738
Mei
Gordan Freeman
>>339301738
Her.
>>339304908
Shut up you woman.
>>339301738
A really bad development team so their game sales tank and they're forced out of pop culture.
The one who beat out both there games so bad they had to parody him in the failure franchises that followed.
>>339307238
>Vile
mi negro
The REAL question is who would win in a death battle between the two and maybe including Doomguy? Serious Sam has my vote
>>339313076
This guy.
>>339301738
this guy
>>339302471
fuck off d44mbabby
>>339304146
this
>>339307536
Kill yourself nintenbabby