>User DIGGERNICKS has joined the server
>DIGGERNICKS: sup faggots
>Teammate switches teams right before the other team wins
>"GG EZ"
Fuck you dsolyse
>SUPERNEGRO has joined the lobby
>"IT'S SUPERNEGRO!"
>xXFluttershyMLPBrojoofXx
has joined the server
>0 and 18
>GOT LUCKY NOOB TEAM
hi DiggerNicks
>>339291148
What's so good about Nick the Digger?
>Williamshy has joined the server.
>"Hey Will!"
>"Hey, I just bought "Digital item for current game here" for $200 for my birthday!"
>Disconnected from server
>fluttershy has joined the server
>!votekick fluttershy 1/12
>6/12
>12/12
>fluttershy has been kicked from the server
>comes back
>!voteban fluttershy 1/12
>6/12
>12/12
>fluttershy has been banned from the server
>User 4938493 has joined the server
>"GET GOOD GET LMAOBOX!"
>"LMAOBOX - BEST FREE TF2 HACK!"
>>339295074
>he doesnt know
>>339295839
they're back
>>339295964
Fuck.....
>guy's name is his twitch URL or posts the URL in the game chat
>guy named Virginslayer
>tell him kys
>he gets offended
>I told him he should follow thevadvice of his name
>whole team laughs in chat
I'm a faggot, I know.
>Pepe has joined the game
>"wat up fgts LMAO"
>"why is my team so bad kek"
>"l2p retard KEK"
>>339296243
>kys
Stop abbreviating kill yourself, facebookfag.
What game still has actual social interactions in chat?
Only one I can think of is TF2 but I'm pretty sure it's full of bronies and memelords.
I miss chill TF2 servers.
>>339291148
>sup faggots
>Not fup saggots
One job.
>See an enemy
>Kill them
>why did u kill me?? i was friendly
>>339297289
League of Legends if you're a masochist.
>>339297643
'friendlies' are the cancer
>>339291148
>Try joining 1 on 1
>Other guy leaves
>A few rounds later see the same guy
>He leaves again
>See him again later
>He leaves
>He comes back two seconds later
>Leaves again
That guy just really did not want to fight me.
>>339296568
This
>>339291148
>he starts spamming /v/ memes
>>339297643
>kill lots of enemies
>get votekicked
>ask why
>"they were friendly fuck u"
>>339298181
Is this a real thing? What does it mean when an enemy claims to be friendly? Are they just spectating the match but as a player?
What the fuck?
>Cool guy has joined the game
>"It's cool guy!"
>"Cool guuuy!"
>>339298530
pretty much. I've only seen it happen in tf2, but it happens way too often in that. I guess people think they're being cute by doing it somehow? All they're really doing is ruining the game for people who want to actually play.
>Dark spirit AAAAAAAAAAA has invaded
OOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY it took one of you to kill six million of me
>SavageMan14 has joined the server
>starts using mic
>"Hey gu *SHHH* ys, I'm selling keys for *SHHH* gun skins"
>"I have, uuuuhhhhhhh. Hold on let me check"
>Madman544: Pls go to a trade server.
>"NoOH"
>dat boi joined the game
dat boi: o shit waddup
>RainbowDash has joined the server
>!Votekick
>Kick fails
>RainbowDash goes 17/2
>RainbowDash: GG
>User: DatBoi has joined the game
>"O shit whaddup"
>>339298623
>funky music comes on
why is it like a fucking cosmic law that there will always be atleast one 12 year old mumbling into their mic on CSGO
>>339291148
>Digger Nick: Master Excavator
>>339296372
Dam that pic is from the latest volume of the books #fresh
>>339298181
Wait in what games are you kicked for killing the enemy team? I've never heard if this happening.
>Anime4Lyf has joined the server
>Anime4Lyf: you alll suck~~~~ DESU KAWAII
>Anime4Lyf 0-20
>Anime4Lyf has disconnected
>>339299416
tf2
>>339299416
I've been kicked in csgay servers for just doing good in deathmath or casual
>Gregor has joined the server
>>339293153
>>339294284
>>339298982
Five years and seven months.
>>339299438
>Anime4Lyf has joined the server
>Anime4Lyf: you alll suck~~~~ DESU KAWAII
>Anime4Lyf 20-0
>>339298530
This happens in a lot of competitive games, you can't really stop them either.
What are you gonna do, temp ban a guy because hes not attacking? they will attack once lightly to get around it.
I literally just wait the round out before leaving. Its stupid.
>>339299438
>Dumb frogposters complaining about anime.
>>339291605
>Team starts losing
>Team bitching about me
>Enemies being bro-tier.
>Git serious, start wrecking their shit.
>Allies still bitching
>Enemies' best player crashes
>enemies about to lose
>Switch team
>Turn the tide and win with bro-tier enemies.
>Old allies buttmad
>"GG EZ"
>Tu madre es muy caliente: REPORT NOOB TEAM
>me: Report them for what? Para que?
>Tu madre es muy caliente: REPORT FOR NOOB
Dota 2 in a nutshell
>still wondering if they say NOOB ironically or not because I thought only 12 year old cod fags said it.
>Henry has joined the server
>Henry: hey guys :)
>User "CIA" has joined the server
>CIA: "BANE?"
>>339299892
>complaining
Nigger I read manga. Otaku faggots online are cancer
>>339295074
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZq6Ig_1t9o
>implying this isn't fun
>13/20 players
>join game
>" This game is private can you leave?"
>kicked from server
>>339299673
Who is gregor, and why is he so good?
>Screenname is anything purposefully evocative.
Racial slurs are not clever. You are probably 12 and just learned about swearing on the internet.
>>339299438
>>339300116
>frogposter
>image.jpg
>i-i read mangas y-you see I'm one of you! h-heh.
>Marielx has joined
[fun is over]
>Candlejack has joined the server
>Candlejack: Hey gu-
>Candlejack has disconnected
>>339300432
Go back to your /a/ IRC, raider.
>>339300297
get out newfag
>>339300312
you're a fag too
>>339300482
who?
>>339300420
>pretending to be a third party
I bet your steam profile is nothing but anime and your identity is anime too cuck
>>339296372
I don't understand this evolution of lol.
Everyone now uses an ironic version, since that is somehow better, but lol itself is almost never used, it's all lel, lul or kek.
>Vikinglord12 has joined the server
>"Why haven't you converted to islam yet?"
>wins
>"Allah akbar pbuh"
>>339299954
>still wondering if they say NOOB ironically or not because I thought only 12 year old cod fags said it.
No there's grown men who unironically use that as an insult
>>339300191
epic trole bro
>>339299673
>Havoc has joined the server
>>339300420
>posting smug to not seem triggered
Wew lad
>>339300565
I have sub 10 friends and dont add anything to my profile so nice try.
>>339300575
Using any of it is stupid, really.
>>339300815
>using a tumblr meme on /v/
?
>Adam2008 has connected to the server
>Player Co: has joined the server
>wipes the enemy team
>switches team
>wipes the enemy team
>leaves
fuck you star
>NoobTubeMaster has joined the server.
>He Pro Pipes you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDy3qG67FGs
>>339300531
>My online handle is NiggerKiller, you guys think I'm cool, right?
>>339300874
>using letters that are used on Tumblr on /v/
?
>>339296568
kys
>>339301035
>not KiggerNiller
>>339291605
>Lose
>Say "gg ez"
>>339301040
>using letters
>Popular guy joins the server
>Like 5 people say hello
>He cracks shit meme jokes
>He has his mic on almost 24/7 giving running commentary on what he is doing
>>339300297
Gregor is the beginning and the end
The alpha and the omega
The silent hero.
>Carlton has joined the game
Carlton: can you make me a sandwich?
>>339301158
>using a keyboard to write a message
>>339298181
>Be BlueTeam
>kill lots of enemies
>get votekicked
>ask why
>"they were friendly fuck u"
>Realize I was switched RedTeam halfway trough the game without realizing and and I have been Team Killing
>Never play game again
>>339301214
NOUGH
>>339299949
What game is this with that many shitters.
>>339301441
Assfaggots. I still play iton warcraft 3
>>339300575
>>339300863
>say lol
>teammate gets angry
>say lel
>angry
>kek
>angry
>haha
>angry
what the fuck
>>339296138
I don't get that, can't the enemy now go to his stream and cheat?
>>339294284
i just got done watching FMA
9.5/10
>>339301543
Just say "funny" you fruit.
>>339301862
thats so funny
>>339301862
that sounds sarcastic
>>339301963
FUCK OFF MIKE
>>339301617
That reminds me:
>play csgo comp game
>sees that the game has 50 viewers
>throughout the whole game I try to figure out who it is
>our team reks most of the game
>near the end of the game, someone on my team found who was streaming
>sent me a link
>go to this guy's twitch
>he's 65 years old and fat as fuck
>game ends;we win
>go to his channel and say "hey I just played a game with you"
>he recognizes my name because it's the same in game and in twitch
>get permabanned in chat
>"fucking cheaters" I hear him say after he bans me
>I wasn't even cheating
>>339301617
I think they can stream on a delay.
>>339302097
haha youre a funny guy lol
>>339298530
I thought it appeared because of the conga taunt shit and people just wanted to make big conga lines
>>339299972
Man, fuck Henry. He accuses me of hacking when I half jump.
>>339301214
>Carlton has joined the game
Carlton: Carlton, Carlton banks here
>>339302830
>Will: Carlton are you by any chance Carlton?
>Carlton: Nough
>>339301214
>>339302830
>Geoffrey has joined the game
>Geoffrey: NOUGH
pool house
>>339302830
That's B E A E N K E S, no E.That was a joke, ma'am.
>>339299892
>>339300420
I watch a shit load of anime and even i hate you faggots
>having an anime avatar and sucking shit at everthing you play
>cringy ass profile
Every
Fucking
Time
>>339302830
Give me a hug man.
>Gregor has joined the server
>Gregor has joined the enemy team
>Havoc has joined the server
>Havoc has joined the enemy team
>enemy mulan-character pops his dragon ult
>it fucking misses the entire team
>type "lmao"
>banned
>>339297289
mount and blade online
>>339298623
>male starts using the mic
>everyone starts to cower in fear and disconnects to avoid being raped
>>339302661
I thought it started even before that with the civilian heavy shit.
>>339291148
>Self-proclaimed best player of the game and a host loses all his heroes because of mistake in micro letting us surround and focus them down.
>"omg fucking teammates are useless I'm the only one playing here."
>>339300575
>He doesn't know about zoz
>>339305501
What's going on here?
>Lowest possible ranked match
>[FaZe]_Rain has connected
>Goes 0-13
>Kicked for AFK
>>339306090
Equality.
PC gaming is a cancer. never see any of this garbage on console.
>>339300312
shut up, nigger.
>>339306258
nice bait post
>>339306338
Go back to tumblr.
>>339306617
call it "bait" all you want, but that doesn't make it any less true
>>339299690
I respect horsefuckers for causing so much anal mad.
It's almost as butthurt inducing as veganism. Though veganism is easy mode because it targets people's insecurities and faults and people are always desperate to defend themselves.
Horsefuckers can cause anal mad without actually targeting the potential anal madman.
>>339306730
it's not true at all, and you already knew that, that's what makes it bait
>>339306726
>>339306832
>it's not true at all
it is
>>339306763
This comic is fucking true, though, and I don't even mean from the vegan perspective; why are people so worried about hair in their food? Just pick it out, fuck's sake
>>339306897
it's not
>>339307015
you're not helping your case here by acting like a child
>>339303917
>reddit has joined the /v/
>reddit: le gregor
>reddit: le havoc
>>339306838
Did I trigger you, tumblr man?
>>339307069
You're not helping your case here by acting like a white neomillennial alaskan goatfucker and known cuckold
>>339306730
No, you see:
I FUCKED YOURR MUM LOOOOL XDXDXD
>>339300420
t. Steam anime avatar man #78395462
PC gamers really seem like the master race.
>>339299690
>>339293153
>>339294284
>>339298982
Post source
>>339306763
Nowadays I imagine it's less anger and more disgust
>>339306992
>thinks human greese and sweat isnt bad.
You nasty fucker
>>339307394
no, that's just a PC mustard race reddit meme
>>339307462
You can apply this post to any post in the thread...
>>339306763
>that comic.
I love how vegans descrkibe animal products.
>>339307486
Excusing own anger with disgust and disappointment happens way more often than actually just being disgusted or disappointed.
>>339307531
How do you know?
Do you brose reddit regularly?
Maybe you should just go back there.
>>339306763
>It's almost as butthurt inducing as veganism.
Who the fuck gets butthurt at vegans? Most people just laugh and then ignore their retarded preaching.
>>339307694
You sound black
>>339307718
this is reddit
>>339306090
Retard records a video sideways without adjusting the frame while entering a unisex bathroom, and someone blocked off all the urinals for something along the lines of, "Today, you should all experience what it's like to not be able to use a urinal!"
Which is funny as fuck as someone who has to use a colostomy bag.
>>339307764
You, for example
Veganposting is literally guaranteed replies on the same level as dick threads and height threads.
Non-vegans are as insecure in their short morality as tiny asians are in their tininess.
>>339307876
Can confirm.
>>339307486
It's funny how weebs and furfags get angry at ponies, yet they don't mind their own group's degeneracy.
>>339306763
>implying human milk is bad
Using words that sound bad doesn't mean it is bad, comic author.
>>339300471
That's not how it works
>DanielAcosta has joined the game
>DanielAcosta: hey
>Vote kick started for DanielAcosta
>>339307978
No, people just tell vegans to fuck off.
For ponyfags, they completely spaz out.
>>339307764
>feeding the troll
Are you actual stupid?
I think you're actual stupid.
>>339307978
>not eating cheese
Veganism -80/10
Cheeseism 1024/10
>>339307978
>non vegans are easily triggered.
>non vegan replies saying no they arent
>vegan replies" youre triggered!"
Are you seriously retarded?
>>339307978
I'm responding to your concept that people get butthurt at vegans. It's something I've never seen at all, since the only time vegan anything is even brought up is just shitposting.
>You, for example
Can you answer the question or was it all le ebin b8 from the start?
>Bartleby has joined the server
>>339291148
>Whiteknight2001: wahh stop being a racist homophobic bigot
>anime names on IRC
>being a huge stuck up twat on IRC with an anime name
cocksmoking faggots every single one of you
>>339306763
Vegetarian here, just had chicken for lunch
>>339308309
>anime names
You mean Japanese People?
you fucking racist cunt.
>User XXxEarthboundFan2001xXX has joined the server
>>339308320
Cocks don't count.
>>339308272
>It's something I've never seen at all
dude come on
>>339308426
Show me an example then. I'd like to see it.
>music plays whenever round ends
>me: this music sucks ass
>kicked from server
Garry's mod nowadays.
>>339308041
t. ponyfag
>>339308368
nah, gay shit like Sasuke_Uchiha or GhostAnime, then they RP with wall of text godmodes that nobody could ever fucking comprehend, or they're smug jackasses who act superior for literally no reason
>Mike: a spray of a man shitting on a baby isn't illegal. i talked to my sherrif about it and he said it was child neglect not porn
>>339308408
>rooster cocks aren't meat
>>339308471
>Not liking Blink182
You got kicked for being a massive faggot
>>339308167
This makes me laugh every time even though I feel bad.
>>339308408
>Say anything
>Non stop mocking of voice
>>339308203
Just look at all the instant replies 2 veganposts got, you fucking retarded ghoul subhuman.
Just look at them with your deranged eyes of a carnivorous wretch.
>>339308465
Here is one.
>>339307764
>>339308368
how many hatsune mikus are there
>>339308521
>look at me and how I'm superior to these people who use 'anime names'
>I hate them because they act superior, something I would never do, because I'm superior.
>>339308676
Billions and Billions.
>>339308639
Oh, so you're retarded. Never mind.
>>339307936
>good
Leave whatever business that is and never return
>better
rip it off and use it anyway
>best
pee on it without ripping it off
why do humans have canine teeth if they're not supposed to eat meat
can someone pls explain
>>339308715
they were just twats and faggots. I bet you used to RP on IRC too you little shit. Literally nobody worth talking to has ever used a name from Naruto, DBZ, etc etc
>>339308628
Replies that all boil down to "stop shitposting".
(You)s don't necessarily mean success, young grasshopper. There's more to bait than that.
>>339307094
more confused why you would call me tumblr when I called someone a nigger
>>339308558
>Blink182
It's always dubstep or a literal meme song.and blink 182 sucks ass
>>339308601
>have this same problem
It's not my fault I'm a contratenor
>>339308872
humans are omnivores and are specially adapted to eat both meat and non-meat.
Only complete retard tier vegetarians and vegans claim humans weren't meant to eat meat. The ones with a brain usually do it because of the sustainability of such a diet.
>>339299438
>counterstrike jailbreak server circa 2009/2010
>Animefag has joined the server
>Animefag: uhh why does this guy have my name
>Animefag : nigger gas the kikes racewar now
>start freekilling
>voteban Animefag
>1/14
>7/14
>Animefag: you guys are votebanning the wrong one STOP
>Animefag : lololol
>12/12
>Animefag has been banned from the server
>steal someone elses name and repeat
>>339294284
based
>>339308963
are you fucking kidding me
those social justice kikes are some of the most racist fucks on the planet
just look at how hard they memed on jontron for being iranian
>>339308897
is there though
>>339308897
In slavlands we have a saying:
"Don't teach father how to make children"
I know my baits and I know how to tell mad from replies. Veganposting is god tier bait - made even better by the fact that you don't even need to lie or feign ignorance when using it.
>>339308639
That's clearly you being upset.
>>339308872
We didn't use to, it's the fault of GMOs made by evil capitalist carrion-devourers that made us grow these terrible things.
>xXToyBonnieXx has joined the server
>>339308601
>>339308996
>tfw nice deep voice
random dude once said i could do radio, feels good
>>339309126
Sounds like a top lad.
Are you upset you didn't come up with such an original name?
>>339309015
>Better showcase my autism to /v/, they'll love it.
>>339309095
>tfw actually have a gluten intolerance
>cant eat it without flare ups
>now when i ask for glutten free i get that sarcastic eye roll
vegans, vapers and neo-hipster trendies are the worst people on the planet
>>339297643
>it's a valve server
>they try to votekick
>nobody else votes
>>339309302
Don't take it seriously, I've been told by multiple people that I have a nice voice and should do radio/voice acting and I sound completely normal. People are retards.
>>339309435
t. Animefag
>nigger has joined the server
nigger: i fucked colonel sanders
>nigger has disconnected
>>339309551
well to you, you sound normal. from other peoples perspective you probablly have a really nice voice that you're just used too
>>339308872
Apes use them to fight
>>339309635
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0p6kevvupFP
I sound like your average fag man.
>>339309074
>"you're mad"
>"no i'm not"
>"y-y-yes you are!"
Is that all you can come up with?
>>339309538
Just wait until some guy tries to gives you gluten out of spite assuming you were a vegan.
Then sue his ass.
>>339309791
you sound so much like me i cringed listening to that. why is it that its weird as fuck to listen to yourself in recordings?
>>339309316
>original name
>>339309663
>chimps don't eat meat
Nice meme.
>>339310046
I don't know, most people HATE the sound of their voices, me included. It's just impossible for us to hear our voices as other people hear them and we hear other peoples I guess.
>>339299690
Enjoy that mental deficit
>>339306763
Didn't realize I was in a bait contest but gg none the less.Call me when you get veganism threads deleted on /ck/ and a new board for vegan cooking, /vck/, created.
>That guy with the long as fuck name that literally takes up the entire fucking chatbar when he joins.
>BigFuckingDickSuckingBigBlackNiggerDicksInYourLittleWhiteBoiAiss has joined the server.
These people deserve to be lynched.
>>339309910
>went to lunch with some classmates
>one of them was your classic plaid-wearing lensless glasses hipster
>starts talking about gmo's and vegan bullshit
>i chime and say that alot of that shit is just pseudo science bullshit that doesnt have enough evidence
>he goes full aspie and starts saying im part of the problem etc etc
this weird world where people just plug their ears and believe everything they hear is starting to wear down on me. Ive never been so stubborn to not believe something or view the opposite viewpoint, especially if theres plenty of evidnce. I honestley think its because everyone in our generation got everything handed to us and never heard "no" so when someone calls you out on your bullshit its "outrageous"
>>339308502
>Not a sonypony
Keep it /v/ related/
>>339309663
>>339310206
Chimps also eat chimp babies from rival groups.
After an attack or territory, anyone left behind from the losing group is killed and infants are straight up eaten...
But chimps don't eat meat, babies are vegetables.
![[Screaming].png](https://i.imgur.com/j8ztfVW.png "[Screaming].png")
>kkimi67 has joined the server
>kkimi97:DELETE THIS
>>339308286
>Bartleby:Hey guys, my parents forgot my lunch.
>[TWITCH NAME] PLAYS.TV has joined the game
>anon:HEY TWITCH CHAT
>ANON:ISLAM ISRAEL ABORTION RIGHTS GUNS GMOS VACCINATIONS TRUMP BERNIE STEM CELLS VEGANS TRANSEXUALS FORD VS CHEVY
who's Havoc?
>>339311327
What?
>>339310929
Nigger, cows can eat meat
This doesn't make them omnivores, because they get problems from eating meat, just like humans.
Cancer, digestion problems, kidney stones, bladder stones, gall stones etc.
Vegans are much less likely to get any of those, as they are following a diet human body evolved to be fed with.
>>339311429
Havoc
>>339311474
Ok kid.
>>339309791
Fucking slut.You have a nice voice.
>>339293153
>anime pic for steam default
>trounces lobbies because nolifer
>"heh, why are you guys so mad lol"
every times
>>339310929
>But chimps don't eat meat, babies are vegetables.
>>339310628
I don't actually post in /ck/, though it may be a good place for generating a board-wide buttmad spree.
Plus it catches on well in small communities, when smart people notice dumb people get mad at veganism.
>>339298623
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMEyqhIDbfQ
>>339311451
>meat gives humans cancer
>vegans don't get cancer
Hahahaha
>Black Ops 3
>xX_G0DSLAY3R_Xx has connected
>He uses the kuda
>He uses the vmp
>He unironically puts dark matter on all his guns
Why do smgs attract the worst shitters? This goes for any other cod too.
>>339311294
>[TWITCH NAME] PLAYS.TV has joined the game
>Go to his twitch
>1 viewer
>>339311604
Louis /ck/ look dead
>>339311524
Don't get mad
>>339311720
How depressed are you? ;_;
>>339291148
>Summoned by red soapstone behind pontiff sully for duels
>Immediately ganked by three guys with estocs in onion armor
>"You have been invited to the steam group: "LOL GIT GUD CHECK OUT MY DS PVP YOUTUBE CHANNEL"
>>339311451
Good for them. Still going to keep hunting deer and eating bacon, though.
>>339311625
It's second hand cancer, we only get it because you cucks eat and handle meat then pass it on to us.
Meat eaters are WORSE than Smoker, at least smokers have decency to try and keep their vile shit away from me.
Some religions even acknowledge this, recognising that pork is the most cancerous meat and specially forbid it.
>>339311625
What kind of retard doesn't know that vegans are much less likely to get cancer?
>>339311898
>>339311902
>StoutShako42refined joined the server
>demoknight loadout with golden pan
>expect another idle faggot
>he proceeds to dominate the whole enemy team with his pan, then looks me in the eyes and plays in a voice chat:
>"stout shako for 2 refined"
>>339311902
This is true though.
Vegans usually die from communicable diseases waaaaay before they could ever die of cancer because their pale, frail bodies can't fight them off.
>>339294284
Tf2 won't receive the merciful death other games get, its going to fester and become more toxic until it eventually ends up being shunned by everyone who used to love it.
>>339312307
Piss poor bait, baitpeasant
You have much to learn.
>>339301141
brown pepe, rarest
>>339312358
it already is
everyone moved on years ago
>Gregor has joined the server
>Gregor has joined the enemy team
>Havoc has joined the server
>Havoc has joinedyour team
>>339311786
cancer post
>>339312730
haha so funny, post it on /r/gregor
>csgo
>put anime avatar on
>carry games
>enemy team always calls me a weeaboo anime faggot
>profile private
>I don't even watch anime
>>339309791
As someone who actually works in radio, you have a nice voice and would make for a decent broadcaster if you worked on your delivery and vocal presence.
