Are you excite?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H50nqenYMDM
What did he mean by this?
I'm HOYP
>>339287787
>I am accusing you of cheating
Who the fuck actually speaks like this?
>>339288080
Autists who think speed running takes skill.
>>339287896
what do you think?
who is going to be there that will probably embarrass himself?
>>339288080
they're speedrunners so of course they're also turbo autists
http://pastebin.com/bkhPCQG6
>>339288607
Every runner
would you bang tolki?
It's in July goddammit
>>339287787
No, nothing I want to see is on at a reasonable hour. That and I don't care much for how stale they have made the event.
>>339288738
is there any nigga that HASNT gotten neck from tolki?
I LIKE THAT JUMP!
No. Just gonna leave /v/ for a bit while the dumb eceleb shit runs it course.
Is he even allowed to do SGDQ anymore?
>>339288738
>the question mark next to protection with dylan
>as if she was found it strange that a man would want to use a condom when banging here.
>the town whore found it strange that men wanted to use a condom.
>>339287787
everyone knows a guy like that, this awkward guy who always tries too hard to be funny and always laughs at his own shitty jokes
where do people like them come from?
>>339288738
What's this?
>>339287787
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b56N17d4WnM
>>339289394
goose is just jelly that he's never been relevant in any speedgame desu
>>339288738
why are people so slutty?
>>339289578
just another part of the degeneracy that is destroying the western world.
All of the games are pretty fucking disappointing this year.
I think the only one I'm looking forward to is the Ghostbusters run.
>>339287787
chibi is based, stop posting this
I hope they do some early 2000's ps2 games. I find they do a lot of obscure games that I couldn't care less about.
>>339288738
>adam (chibi)
>2
>>339289578
>implying
ive fucked way more grills and i don't consider myself slutty it's just normal
>>339288738
what's the story behind this
>>339289081
nah hes banned
>>339290275
I sure hope to christ you're b8ing.
>>339290275
>it's just normal
What a society we live in
>>339288738
Probably would but she was a sheltered (mormon i think) girl when girls who grow up in a religious family get loose they usually go pretty fucking nuts with fucking.
>>339290183
I really, REALLY liked that jump
What did she mean by this?
>>339290746
umm but she said her libido was gone?? what the heck
>>339288738
>Caleb
>3
B-but he made it...
>>339290367
He can still do "unoffcial" speedruns though.
>>339290746
>She
Come on, don't play HIS game.
>>339288080
You post this every fucking time a thread is started with that image
Stop it, you autist
>>339290437
what do you mean?
GREETINGS FROM GERMANY
>>339287787
I LIKE THAT JUMP
>>339291483
Lets kick cancer's butt! btw the charity has nothing to do with defeating cancer
>>339288738
This is a rating on how well they ran their games, right? And whether or not they used protection strats to make sure they didn't have to reset?
I completely forgot to check on NASA, how'd it go? Massive train wreck?
>>339290746
Another mentally ill degenerate. What a waste.
>>339291695
The hotel didn't have internet
>>339291603
No, she fucked all of them. ALL of them.
>>339291695
Only saw the first couple hours, but yes
>>339291556
You do realize that 10% if any of the donations actually go toward kicking cancer's butt and the rest goes right into the pockets of the faggots who host this shit?
>>339292170
Actually 10% goes into making ads about touching people's balls to check for lumps
The PCF doesn't care about treating cancer, only about detecting it early.
>>339290746
When will he kill himself?
>>339292061
Well no wonder I didn't see it.
I love how /v/ gets even more autistic and "cringe" during GDQ and no speedrunner can ever hope to compare
>/v/ confused when a game is run on its easiest difficulty (running on hard doesn't provide a benefit, but everyone is too retarded to understand)
>/v/ is confused when a game is run on the hardest difficulty (more damage = better damage boosting)
>/v/ throws a tantrum when a bug or glitch is used (how did you make it this far in life without ever seeing a speedrun?)
>/v/ throws a tantrum when it's a glitchless 100% run because it's "too long"
Fucking Christ you people are retarded. And the worst part of it all?
>parroting and screaming "CRIIIIINGE" over the most inconsequential innocent dumb shit
It's like the word "cringe" became a ducking meme starting with last summer. It officially lost all meaning because of you faggots. And I'm sure you're the same dumb cunts who spout "cuck" in the most random situations too.
>>339291695
It got better later on when all the technical issues sorted out. Cyberdemons run was worth watching he gives zero fucks about what he says.
>>339292548
What a cringy cuck
>>339292170
>mfw when Walmart cashier always ask if I want to donate X amount of dollars to Y charity knowing this fact
>>339290746
Why can't people be content with just tucking their balls in, wearing a dress and let themselves get fucked in the ass?
Who in their right mind would cut their balls and dick off, and pump themselves full of hormones
sanctioned by a practicing Doctor on top.
Why do people always take things to the extreme?
Why does this world seem so utterly insane these days?
What the fuck is going on.
You guys are fucking pathetic. You guys have no goddamn clue in the world how frustrating this is. Go ahead and call them autistic all you want, it doesn't change the fact that this is perfectly normal response after spending thousands upon thousands of HOURS on a single game and fucking up on ONE little thing, similar to fucking up on a test problem that's from a test that's worth half your grade. People get angry all the damn time. Maybe you should actually try speedrunning so you actually know how it feels. Oh wait, you guys are shit at video games.
bullying chibi is cringy.
>phone posting
>"you have been banned"
>wat
>it's a 3day ban from last year for shitposting
>it's a post I never made, by some retard cancer poster
Whoever was phoneposting in Patchogue, NY, I just want you to know that you're a faggot.
>>339292548
>ducking
fuck off iFag
>>339292916
Duck you
>>339292876
>Back to Facebook
Maybe you should take the hint
>>339288080
>What are you trying to say
>I am accusing you of cheating
>>339291695
it was garbage, it had shitty quality for a lot of it. i stopped watching because too much memeing and white knighting of this cunt in the twitch chat by the bald faggot with the dumb hat
>>339293095
S A V A G E
>>339292806
That isn't Werster, is it?
Would you cosplay as your waifu, /v/?
>>339292548
>And I'm sure you're the same dumb cunts who spout "cuck" in the most random situations too.
You're forgetting that it was during AGDQ a couple years ago that cuckposting first made its way to /v/ in force thanks to Stiv.
>>339287896
It's really fucked up how this fucking run was a turning point in my life, but nothing has been the same since.
>yfw you found out about the sam and tolki subreddit
that place is truly frightening
>>339292876
>image.jpg
You deserved that ban.
>>339294084
How was a speedrun a turning point in your life?
I'm a complete novice, who and why was he banned?
>>339294652
have you ever gotten a world record speedrun for anything? you'll understand when you do
>>339294652
During the middle of that speedrun I got confirmation that I was no longer going to enjoy the NEET life. I was in the middle of packing before it, stopped to watch because Tomba 1 and 2 are my favorite games, and lo and behold here I am in a completely new life that started the day after that stream.
I just find it really weird how this fucking 2 hours of cringe was a transition to my new life.
>>339290746
>she
wew
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>>339294890
That is really strange. Thanks for sharing.
>>339292916
Go to he'll
>>339295027
It's also pretty fucked that I was watching AGDQ 2015 while I hooked up with this cute chubby asian girl, who has now been with me since.
I feel like I need to make a pilgrimage there someday or something.
nasa was shit, but it was better than modern gdq
>>339294874
I don't really care to do something that pointless.
>>339294890
>I got confirmation that I was no longer going to enjoy the NEET life
So you got a job?
>>339290746
>>339295205
Yeah, got a job, moved across country, new city. All that jazz. I make pretty fair money too. Enough to afford a 2 bedroom and buy any video games I want without second thoughts. Just wish I had time for them, or the patience to play them for more than 10 minutes at a time.
>>339289876
>it's degenerate because I can't get any
>>339292312
>The prevalence of suicide attempts among respondents to the National Transgender Discrimination Survey (NTDS), conducted by the National Gay and Lesbian Task Force and National Center for Transgender Equality, is 41 percent,
Probably not long.
>>339293095
Holy Loving Christ
>>339289394
This is too real
holy shit
>>339292067
>Chibi had sex
Yeah maybe in alternate reality.
>>339287787
>>339287896
Daily reminder that le epic caveman is a gooberglabershitter
>>339293095
You fucking savage what are you
>>339295543
>mentally ill people who mutilate their bodies and live a lie have suicidal thoughts and much higher suicide rates
who'd a thought, let's encourage these people more!
>>339295986
Come on, that was a righteous burn.
>>339287787
Not really. The event is strictly no fun allowed now, so not really.
I liked it better when it was smaller and more disorganized.
>>339290746
Just end it.
how can a man be so based?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAk-Nej6MDo
>>339290746
Do you think he was the one on the receiving end?
>>339290469
Yeah, someone like you would obviously not know anything about the world.
>>339290746
Cosmo is still using the tranny meme for attention? I thought he was going to kill himself a few months ago? You know you're a vapid attention-whoring cunt when you unironically name your mentally ill persona "Narcissa".
It just get worse and worse every year.
They just plaster more and more ads everywhere, the lighting it awful. It's really gone to shit.
>>339290296
An old as shit internet pic.
>>339296470
Technical issues aside, NASA managed to get some of the top pic back.
>>339290746
I'm sure he was dreaming of JOHN FUCKING NUMBERS
>>339289937
>>339287787
Daily reminder that even Chibi was able to find a relatively not ugly trap and most of you guys are still anus virgins
Where is the list showing what games will be run?
>>339296708
>chibis an undertale fan
What a fucking surprise.
>>339296470
That's because it's become more mainstream. When it first started, I'm pretty sure /v/ was the main audience. I distinctly remember people who were part of the organization shilling here. With Twitch becoming more popular and Reddit being the center for gaming for normies, the viewcounts have risen dramatically. You really can't blame the organizers since the more viewers means more donations, which means more jewbux in their pockets. It does make for a shitty event though. I remember the early SGDQ were fucking done in Essentia's house in bumfuck where the room only fit like 10 people.
>>339296891
>Obnoxiously sat at the front every time and did loads of PDA
Bunch of fucking attention whores.
>>339296792
Is this really old? Because Spike looks almost as fat as me in this webm.
>>339296708
Yeah but she refused to fuck him.
>>339287787
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wg3gTKiPq3c
What did he mean by this?
>>339296708
>>339297086
>have you had sex
>no but i'm gonna have sex with you
god bless chibi's autism
>>339297071
It's probably from 2-3 years ago I think?
What runs are you guys going to watch?
I'll probably watch Vulajin's Bastion Run, the Dishonored run and Heiniki playing Deus Ex; I loves his human revolution run
>>339297441
whichever end up being the least popular with the least amount of people in the room. those always end up being the best.
>>339293095