Give me your fucking phone number you piece of shit
>>339285098
N-n-n-n-no.
>>339285098
N-no Gaben... why?
Guys don't fucking do it
Gabe called me the other day asking what my favorite loli artist was, don't fucking it
ONLY IF YOU CALL ME AND SAY YOUR SORRY GABE!
I LOVED YOU AND YOU LEFT ME IN THE LIGHT WHILE YOU WALKED INTO THE DARKNESS!
>>339285376
fuck off spic
>>339285098
>You agree with the terms of the Steam Subscriber Agreement in which you must provide your phone number in order to access your account
![gabeuse[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6ks4Ze6.jpg "gabeuse[1].jpg")
>make adding your phone number to your account necessary to bet on csgolounge
>all the underage cheating faggot kids add their phone numbers to all their accounts
>make VAC bans spread to any account using the same phone number
plan doori
>>339285214
>>339285263
>>339285285
>That feel when /v/ users are so fat and socially inept that they don't even own phones
Kek
>>339285098
Mine starts with 3 so you can't have it
>>339285098
NOT NOW
>>339285285
Good... why didn't tell him your favorite was Bar peachpit?
>>339285098
Very straightforward with this, I wouldn't give it google, I ain't giving it to Steam.
Is there a way to turn off the request permanently?
>>339285098
Because of you I'm an consolefag now with your shitty forced authenticatior.
>Is [email protected] still your e-mail address?
I don't know, Steam. Haven't I been using it for 12 years now?
>>339285098
only if you promise to call me every night
but i already gave it to your when i used my credit card, like most of /v/
>>339285285
I would reply: "I thought you knew already?"
>>339285098
Children are kinda funny. You gave him your payment details (or are you underages still not old enough for CCs?) your email address and somehow it's awful to give a phone number?
Afraid the scary fat man is going to prank call you? There is literally nothing damaging about a phone number. You givdle him money all the damn time but BY GOD this is where we draw the line!
Goddamned millennial trash.
>>339286663
>implying I have a credit card
>>339286895
Ironically they would still have your phone number unless you literally bought things on steam with Steam Wallet. Paypal and CC transactions require a phone number, address attached to it.
>>339285812
I would verify my acc with my real id if they keep children out of games they shouldn't be playing or let me choose to play with adults but they just want to keep tabs on you like google
>PCucks criticize consoles for being draconian, locked down systems
>they get 99% of their games on Steam or Origin
>>339287031
A ton of games that you buy through Steam don't require Steam to be running to play them. And on PC at least you have the choice to go to a DRM free service like gog or itch.io. Consoles are like if PCs could only access the Windows 10 store.
>>339286895
>You gave him your payment details, your email address
Yep, and that's all he needs. There is no valid reason whatsoever for Le Portly Steam Man to ask anything more than that.
>>339287031
>conveniently leaving out GOG
Nice one, Anon.
>>339287297
Your phone number is included among your payment details.
>>339287216
>implying Windows 10 isn't already started on the process of locking down Windows just as much as consoles
>implying the Windows 10 exclusive games aren't there to lock you into their forced upgrades and shit now before it gets even worse
>>339285098
fuck you lazy fat fuck
I uninstalled TF2&Dota 2 and I'm nonstop circlejerking to Overwatch babes, I'm never coming back
>>339287398
You're implying I typed a real one.
>>339287431
I didn't imply anything of the sort and it's actually terrifying that MS' strategy seems to be working this time. It's the same shit as Vista and GFWL except worse and yet somehow people are just bending over and taking it this time.
>>339287397
>expecting my bait posts to be accurate
Ok fine, 98% of games are bought on Steam or Origin, 2% from GoG.
>>339285285
You mean your favorite MLP artist, right?
>>339287580
Well gabe did get mad and made his own linux distro. I doubt it going to take off however.
>>339286342
>your shitty forced authenticatior.
I've never understood the complaints regarding giving your phone number, the software's already on your computer and can access all of your personal information.
What I hate though is that every time I open the store it reminds me of the authenticator app bullshit. I don't want to have to go on my fucking phone every time I sign into steam. I'm not worried about someone stealing my fucking computer and getting past bitlocker to use my steam library.
>>339285098
What happened to him /v/?
Did we destroy him?
>>339287901
It isn't every time, just when logging in from a PC that hasn't been used with your account before.
>>339288073
Really? How is that any less secure then them texting a password to my phone?
>>339288037
gabe has fallen
>>339288490
he's a former Microsoft douche, not sure why anyone ever loved the guy
>>339288325
There is no difference, I'm not really sure why it's not an either or thing desu.
073-714251
>>339288490
>TES modding
cool and all but they are know for selling mods and getting donations like crazy way before that fiasco
>>339288740
Yeah, it's really annoying because the Steam app on Android blows anyway, never stays up to date and messages often don't appear without reopening it despite having notifications saying new messages.
>>339287031
>locked down
I wish steam was locked down, look at this shit
http://store.steampowered.com/app/466170/
>>339285824
>Nep got four-leaf clovers
You think what I'm thinking?
>>339288490
I still don't get what all the fuss was about paying mods. It's exactly the same as horse armor (widely accepted today), the difference being that they are made by someone who wasn't specifically hired to do so.
The price and the decision to give the mod for free were also entirely the decision of the modder, but apparently everyone preferred to conveniently forget this fact to bash on the corporation instead
I gave him my number
yet he STILL wants me to install the "authenticator" app
what the hell is the point of that
why use an app when they can just text a code to my phone
>>339288490
Man the amount of BTFO'ing he endured in that thread was herculean.
>>339285285
Who here Inuboshi master race?
>>339289104
>literal newgrounds-tier flash games
>>339289546
This poster diddles little children
>>339289104
>>339289570
>complaining about free shit
>>339289148
>by someone who wasn't specifically hired to do so
The quality is ONE of the problems also nothing stopping from people stealing other people works.
Like the MLP models that showed up immediately, the whole thing was lawsuit bait.
>>339289659But anon, I always wanted to diddle with you.
333-3333-33333
>>339289764
Shit is shit even if it's free shit.
>>339285812
>Make cellphone necessary
>They fucking charge you the SMSs
>the alternative is to install steam app which essentially links your email to your phone number
>Thing jewgle and other email hosting sites have been trying to force people to do for years
>worst part is that all trade confirmation notices have to be done through the phone, adding your number to your steam account is not enough
Pure coincidence desu
>>339289792
Valve already faced the exact same problem with CS GO weapon skins
http://www.pcgamer.com/counter-strike-global-offensive-weapon-skin-removed-after-dmca-takedown-notice/
>>339290281
>which essentially links your email to your phone number
Just like entering your credit card information already does.
>>339290397
>using credit cards
>>339290459
I'm sure your dad will get you one when you turn 16.
>>339290459
>1951+65
>not having a credit card
>>339290459
You must be over 18+ to be browsing this website.
>>339291039
>>339290847
>>339290535
>>339285824
me on the left
>>339290535
>>339290847
>>339291039
>racking up debt is what it means to be an adult
>>339289792
Also mod makers getting little of the profits. It was just bad from every side except for vavle/bethesda.
>>339291381
>>339291572
You don't have to samefag your shit opinion.
>>339291572
I have $0 in credit card debt
>not getting cash back on all of your purchases
>not getting extended warranty protection automatically with all electronics purchases
>not getting enhanced fraud protection under the truth in lending act
Poorfags are truly the worst
>>339291735
>not wanting to get shafted by the jew is a 'shit opinion'
>>339291735
>>339291743
Yes, this is why america is truly the greatest ally.
>>339290397
Not that many people use credit cards even less actually spend money on steam. Now every single person that plays a hat game has to do it
and having google or whoever legally obtaining that information probably entitles them to do a ton of who knows what
>>339291735
>being retarded is a good opinion now
>>339291983
>lacking self-discipline is a good opinion now
>>339292629
>making unnecessary commitments
>actually needing a credit card
>>339292629
>he keeps going on with this
Shabbes goy!
>>339292860
What commitment? A credit card is a pretty essential tool in the 21st century, much safer than walking around with a debit card.
>implying a neet like you ever leaves the house
>>339293491
>walking around with cards at all
>>339285285
I sure hope you have him a good answer instead of some pleb shit like Show or Inuboshi.
>>339289104
what is this? 1998?
Looks like a flash game hosted on Angelfire
>>339285098
sure, have it.
Don't expect to do anything with it though, I don't even use smartphone
>>339285824
me with the big bobs
>>339285824
Man, I really wanna FUCK that Plutie.
>>339286895
Virtual Credit Card, muh nigguh
>implying I own a smartphone
>>339285824
I want to marry Noire's legs.
>>339285824
>they see your dick
I FUCKING DID NOW STOP ASKING ME AND TAKE ME TO THE STORE ALREADY
>>339289546
Gomenasai anon kun ;_;
>>339285098
It's not even the phone NUMBER that bugs me, it's that you have to have a fucking smartphone.
I realize they're fairly common these days, but all I use my fucking phone for is talking to people for a few minutes at a time or occasionally sending a text, so I instead of spending hundreds of dollars a month on that shit, I just use a 10 dollar burner phone that costs me 20 bucks a month.
BUT THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR LORD GABEN. GO BUY AN IPHONE YOU DON'T WANT OR WOULD EVEN USE JUST SO YOU CAN HAVE THIS AUTHENTICATOR SHIT SO YOU CAN ACTUALLY SELL TRADING CARDS AGAIN.
Fuck you valve. Sell a standalone authenticator like Blizz if you're gonna do this shit.
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479
7990
Here you fucking go Gaben, now leave me alone
>>339297562
>>339289148
I will give you just one example why it was bad idea. Lets say that paid mod created by modder uses popular script extender (SKSE). Who should get money from this mod? You can go even deeper with that and base another mod on mod that uses script extender. Who gets the money then?
is there any other way to get around the fucking market place lock without giving gaben my number. I don't want to give my number and I don't want to have to go into my email and approve every single item of the 105 items I'm trying to sell on the market place.
>two factor authentication
>a bad thing
it stops you stupid console cucks from getting phished and scammed
>>339300317
>phished and scammed
>getting tricked
>ever
>>339300317
What about the users who aren't 10 years old? It's retarded that I have to jump through so many hoops just to sell virtual trading cards for pennies.
>>339300317
yes, two factor auth is good for those that want to use it
forcing users to use two factor auth to do even basic shit is bad though
>>339295983
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
>>339285098
>have a windows phone
>cant use authenticate account
>have to wait a couple weeks just to sell shit
>>339302208
Are you me?
>>339290535
>>339290847
>>339290535
>>339291039
Amerifats detected.
>>339303026
yurcuckpoor detected
>>339285098
>at least once I year I think about sending him a thank you letter
>every year I remember he hasn't announced HL3
I'll write that letter someday Gaben, and someday you'll announce HL3.
But it's getting less likely with every passing year.
>>339286259
yeah, uninstall
>>339303026
ISIS hostage detected
>>339303026
>being a yuropoor
>>339304716
That insult doesn't even make sense, Americans are poorer than Europeans.
>>339285098
y-y-y-y-y-you t-t-thh-thhhthht-thh
*collapses into a pool of piss, tears and sweat*
>>339285447
Eat shit, trailer-trash.
>>339305419
Let them have their peace of mind
>>339290535
lol america
>>339305626
>tfw Chinese
>tfw everyone here is bathing in money
Feels good.
>>339304716
Be american
>get fat
>get poor >>339305626
>get shot
>>339305626
>>339305840
>>339306060
That list is old or edited.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_GDP_%28nominal%29
>>339285098
you got it boss !
>>339306060
Be european
>get raped and arrested for dressing improperly
>get arrested for commenting about someone's skin
>get arrested for recording a police officer
>>339306846
>get arrested for recording a police officer
But that happens in the US too.
>>339305626
>Country
>EU
Oh EU, you're not a country silly.
