>honbru durring at pontiff
>summoning people because it beats waiting
>last 7 fucking summons were a longsword or darksword/caestus combo
>5 of them idiotically die to my unparryable spin attack because when they aren't mashing r1 they're spamming parry
>die to two of them because I was retarded and walked straight into the parries
>last one was a death
>get angry because it's all the same shit over and over
>can't check their weapons because signs are taken too quickly
this isn't fun anymore
These people don't have a single creative bone in their body
also quiet resolve was a mistake
pvp thread, all soulsborne games are in play
>>339258724
Go someone else then to fight
>red r1s another red by mistake
>i attack the purplebro seeing the opportunity
>mfw fight club turns into 5v5 free for fall
>Manage to kill a phantom
>Host runs away and summons another
>Can't do enough damage to kill him if he's spamming roll and chugging estus
>Repeat until I eventually die
>Applause emote and "Very Good" carving
>>339258724
>irl friend buys me ds3 because his shitter friends stopped playing ds3
>Never played souls before
>get invaded 4 steps away from first bonfire
>friend spams firespells while i hit him with cleric starter
Spin around and spam emotes
Get hate mail from guy with 150 hours in the game 80% of the achievements whining about honor while he invades a beginner zone.
Become the cancer.
>make new character
>level 25 at undead parish
>get invaded by some giantdad memer
Bottomless Box was a mistake
>>339261095
>nearly 1700 damage
>no hornet ring
holy fucking shit, what
>>339258724
>summon red
>dragonslayer greataxe user
>tears of denial
>keeps fishing skill attacks
>i get tired
>parry his l2
>riposte with hornet ring and nigger greataxe
>has close to none hp left
>he stands there in his faggotry
>chugs estus
>chugs estus
>re-casts tear
>the loop goes on and on untill i proc his tears and roll into him with my kirk's gaunglets for that 1 dmg
>point down on the faggot
from then i decided to put my own signs so i can crystal out in case of chuggers
>mfw he summons me again...
>>339258724
>summoned as a purple ONCE AGAIN to a fight club
>have to win 3 times in a row to actually get the covenant item I'm farming
>sit along with the people waiting
>host is fucking around
>decides he wants to duel one of them
>both of them at low health
>jump from the ledge into the arena and crush both of them into the ground with a plunging attack
>joy towards the phantoms still not having realized what happened
>disappear as one of them charges towards me in rage
>easy peasy vertebrae shackle
Mad phantom indeed.
>>339261173
The fact that you remember this in 2016 is why that specific invasion, even though unfair, was probably very memorable and fun in a way, I've had quite a few of those
>>339261312
Are you fucking retarded? That is the hornet ring.
>>339258724
I've never seen this image before.
>>339262043
There's no hornet icon under the health bar though
>>339261790