ITT: Your favorite vidya quotes.
"It's time to chew ass."
-Dick Kickem
"EUGH" - Dickdude
"Hello, and welcome to Masterchef."
-Halo
"Just like the games" -Battledroid
"mm banana"
-ass ape
"Micromachines Junior"
-Stretch Armstrong
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Even bad people can have crocodile tears
-Girlie Girl
"OH LET'S BREAK IT DOWN!"
-CJ
"Let us go."
- Claude Strauss
"Is is I, Mario"
-Jump Plumber
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"Rawr!" - Ferguson riot participant
"HUUUH" - Quack guy
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>>339251285
What the hell? These are completely wrong.
>"Q" - Raper Reyes
"Shake that booty" - Cuthullu
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It is of absolute and critical importance to our objective that we do not delay for a moment longer, and instead strive to transpose ourselves with a swiftness hitherto unknown
- Ristar the hodgepodge
>>339253191
not yet you dip sucker
>>339253393
>people acting retarded
>guy calls them out for being retards
>he gets accused of acting retarded
ebin meme ;-)
we oldfags, amirite xD
shoot the doot
-Astro Boy
"We really are the resident evil" - Lenny
"Alright, lets do it" - Uther the Palaman agreeing with Arthas the Demon Killer
>>339253647
that's ultraman, idiot
"one small step for man, one large step for mankind"
-niel armstrong
JUST
- Male Goodra
>>339253646
>merely pretending
>>339253393
>person makes a joke
>retards who think the world is out to get them cry troll
i hate this shit
i was born with excessive flesh.
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(You)
>>339253989
That was Louis, nigger.
>>339255323
>posts images from tumblr whilst attacking something /v/ has done since before he ever came here as being from reddit
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>feeding attention to frogposters
Fucking kill yourself and then fuck off to Reddit alongside him, you goddamn cancerous cunts
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>>339255653
are you upset friend?
Wake up my friend...please get up now. Suffice to say that... you have not been ignoring my calls or emails. Nobody does it better, and diamonds are forever until... well, let's just say you... can't stop the music. The right man in the wrong place can snap back to reality, oh there goes gravity . So, wake me up, rabbit. Wake me up...before you go-go.
"Bubble gum. Let me tell you how much I've come to chew you since I began to shake it, babyyyyy. There are 387.44 million miles of printed bullets in wafer thin layers that fill my ass. If the word 'bubble gum' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the ass I kick for those aliens bastards that shot up my right. For you. Bubble Gum. Bubble Gum."
-DN, 'I have no Ass and I must Kick' (1996)
>>339251285
>tfw just noticed the cowboy hat
Have I been blind all these years?
>>339255323
You must be new here.
"Squirtle squirtle!" - Red Pikachu
