Name a single game that was released 10+ years ago that if came out today (with the same graphics mind you), would get consistent 10/10 reviews from "MODERN VIDEO GAME CRITICS".
Earthbound
Ocarina of Time ;^)
Gothic 1-2
Would be called a crossover between Witcher 3 and Dark Souls.
Splinter Cell - Chaos Theory
>>339239081
Super Metroid considering the amount of dickriding most reviewers do for """""retro""""" games nowadays.
cliff sword
>>339239729
This desu
Assuming we're operating on the logic that the innovation and trend they bring still lives on, since otherwise we'd have no idea how modern video game critics of their world would react.
>>339239654
>Quirky, but nothing that Off, Lisa, and Undertale haven't explored already. Combat is bland JRPG tripe. Barely any diversity. 6/10. - Kotaku
>>339239729
>The open world feels empty. Game feels too easy at times. 8.8/10 - Gamespot
>Ugh. - 5/10 Feminist Frequency
>>339240031
>Janky. 2/10 - Polygon
>>339240180
>It's like MGSV took place exclusively in tiny corridors and also controlled and looked worse. 3/10 - IGN
>>339240391
This is close, but reviewers would find it too hard 'n' shit. Maybe if it had a shitty "hilariously sardonic and culturally aware" narrative, the reviewers would accept it as a fair trade off.
>>339240543
Mount and Blade would just get chucked into the anonymous indie game bin that makes up 90% of steam nowadays.
>hey, this is fun [Thumbs Up] - blyatblaster95
>>339239081
Where in the world is carmen sandiego
>inb4 its educative
>>339239081
Snake, but only if they add microtransactions.
>>339239081
Why is that game considered good? Didn't it sell like shit?
>>339239654
I think Mother 3 would be more likely to get a 10 because of its strong anti-capitalist messages (game reviewers love that shit) and better combat. People would also call it feels-bait.
God Hand being good low key is the worst meme on /v/.
It isn't 3/10, but not fucking 9/10 like you faggots parade. A solid 5/10.
>>339242445
fuck off the gameplay of god hand is a legit 9/10
>>339239081
Silent Hill 2 got a pretty good 7.7 review from Gamespot. These days there's no in between.
>>339239081
why are all these faggy nerds getting so butthurt over Godhand getting an objective score? Keep in mind they rate these games for the general public, and 3.0 is a very fair assessment to what a well adjusted normal person would think of the game. if they rated it any higher there is no doubt that many people would feel ripped off for buying it. stop being conceited contrarians and just admit that not everybody enjoys a package of shit because there's a few nuggets of edible corn left in it to eat
Tetris.
Tetris is literally a perfect game.
>>339244231
But this implies that Party Babyz is a game the general public would enjoy when the niche it's aimed at is way smaller than God Hand's.
>>339244231
weak bait.
>>339239081
Metroid Prime
It pretty much already does, since the graphics are fucking wizard-tier for a GC game that has no loading screens.
>>339242304
It's fun.
>>339245183
>no loading screens
ive never even thought about that, pretty crazy
>>339245369
it has hidden loading times that don't interrupt gameplay at all. How they did that with those graphics on the GC is a mystery
>>339242562
>tank controls in a beat em up
>9/10
>>339245369
I was playing through for the [???]th time, doing that thing where you impatiently beam-spam the door waiting for it to open when I first realised why they sometimes take so long. Blew my fucking mind.
>>339239081
You can't, because that's not how these people operate. You are either part of the in group and you know how to pander to be cool, or you don't, and you will get scrutinized for random shit. Random pandering doesn't happen.
>>339239081
Paper Mario
>>339245490
the gameplay gives you the tools to make the tank controls not feel restrictive. You would know if you played the game
>>339245490
>Wanting a close perspective when fighting enemies hand-to-hand is bad
Found the baby who maps a 3rd person button in TF2.
Maybe the first X-Com game.
Or Heroes of Might and Magic II
