Hey, /v/. I got to go take a shit really quick. Would you mind watching my battle station for me?
Also, please don't touch anything while I'm gone. Thanks.
Alright, who's gonna push the button?
>>339230939
I'll wait for you to come back.
>>339231203
339231203
Well wait a minute now, we don't even know what the button does. I don't want to push it.
>>339231203
This guy got the right idea
>>339230939
>touch everything immediately
That space invader poster looks sick, we should steal it before OP comes back
>>339230939
SHIT I PUSHED IT
WHAT DO WE DO
>>339231623
Just restart, my man
>>339231623
You idiot, we told you to wait
shit flash tier game not worth any money
>>339231667
holy shit it's saved hopefully he won't notice
>>339231623
Why does your workstation have a switch?
I don't have a switch.
>"hey can I go on your computer for a second? I need to check something online."
>owner says yes
>alright
>get onto computer
>move cursor 20 centimetres
>computer crashes
Why does this shit happen?
It's already bad enough that I get blamed for fucking it up.
>why did you break it
>I DIDNT
>then how come it crashed when you used it?
>NIGGA I DUNNO IT JUST STOPPED WORKING
>I'm not letting you use my computer again
>DINDU NUFFIN!!!
>>339231747
Bro, this is still all fucked up. The lights are all screwy. We're going to have to press the button and try to fix it.
Also, he's going to miss that poster.
>>339231747
His desktop wallpaper is all inverted and flipped now. What the fuck did you do?