>sitting across from you in a bar is Pharah
>she is all alone and without her power armor on
What does /v/ do?
Invite her to join us
get drunk go home play videogames fuck my friend in the ass after winning puke in the sink.
Leave and seek a mental health evaluation because I already have a loving wife.
>>339215912
>Realize that I am seeing a fictional character in real life and that someone has spiked my drink with something
>Pass out and lose both kidneys and my anal virginity
Wait for widowmaker to 1 bang her from across the map
>>339215912
I really wanna know what a kiss from her would feel like.
>>339216025
>akairiot
Nothing. I'm there to supplement my alcoholic need then maybe grab a pizza and go home.
>>339215912
Wonder why I'm in a bar.
Or, more adversely;
Wonder why I'm being served drinks by pharahIf you're at a bar alone odds are you're at the counter. So if she's across from you that means she's working on the other side of the counter.
>>339215912
Ask the barkeep since when we allowed niggers in our pub
"WE!"
>>339215912
Was that artist trying to make her look like Michiko?
>>339215912
I ask her, "you want fuck!?"
Wonder why Soldier 76 didnt fuck her up already
>>339215912
I challenge her to another round
I do not get cocky
>>339216025
i like this option
>>339216224
She is so tall that you could say it's justice from above
>>339217432
kek
>>339216342
meh technicalities
>>339217265
76 would start the dialogue from Gran Torino when those dudes are grabbing on the Hmong girl.
>>339215912
Spends half an hour trying to explain why Battleborn is a better game.
>>339217432
I'll bet Pharah's abs generate a lot of heat. Being her little spoon must be like sleeping with an electric blanket.
>>339215912
Continue drinking, as I'm either having a burger after a day of work or with friends.
>>339217321
hmmm a round of what?
>>339219390
Also, I have no self esteem, so I wouldn't join her or have her join me
>>339219491
I rain justice from above.
>>339216025
>Shadman
>>339219630
poor anon.
>>339219802
It's not Shadman. Look at the bottom right
Do research on who she is,realize who she is,finish my beer,and go play battle born to piss her off.
>>339219705
explain further
>>339220275
I will not.
>>339220453
should her death animation look like the one Samus had in Super Metroid?
put the pussy in a sarcophagus.
>>339215912
Go over, spike her drink and fuck her after.
>>339219705
this is viper rsr right
>>339216342
There are more directions with "across" than in front.
>>339221082
RSR went from 0 to mindbreak monster NTR in 5 seconds
That was pretty uncommon at the time.
>>339221416
sucks to find the cg though, gonna have to find it now
I'd ask if she wanted some dessert.
Girls everyone thought would be best
-Tracer, Widowmaker
Girls that ended up being the best accidentally
-Pharah, Mercy
>>339215912
But Muslims traditionally abstain from alcohol. Why is Pharah in a bar?
>>339222982
>implying she could not also be coptic christian
I continue drinking and nodding my head to whatever lonely old man divorcee, conspiracy theorist, hippie, or awkwardly confrontational alcoholic is sitting next to me. I get the weirdest people every time I go to bars alone.
>>339217149
I would have to be feeling incredibly emotional in addition to being very drunk to reach this point.
