What's up with Matthewmatosis's new Twitter picture? Is it a vidya reference?
fuck off
>>339191618
Mathew is my favorite
Lets talk about mathew!
I imagine he is very tall, slim and handsome with red hair and red stuble and blue or green eyes
and he always smiles a lot
>>339192536
it's a5 check em
>>339192664
>4
/:^(
It's up
>>339191618
Best Matthew video coming through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_VH3R1luEA
>>339192536
Yeah, that's what I imagine him to look like too. He said on ask.fm that a face reveal would be inevitable too
What do you guys think it will be about? Can't be worse than Kula World.
>>339193760
>in the next video I will be sucking my own penis
fuck off shill nobody cares
>>339193784
No clue, honestly. I liked his Kula World review, though it was more for the ear comfort than the actual content.
>>339194020
>putting matthew in the same category as superbunnyfag
BOY
>>339194020
>TB isn't on terminal cancer tier
You goffed up nigger
>>339191618
It's Kracko
>>339194401
it's clearly not
>>339192585
>>339192536
I'm ready for the worst. Give me the fat greasy neckbeard.
>>339194224
>shitting on super bunnybro
>>339194020
>No AlarmHat
Nobody remembers
>>339194636
Nah, he's gonna be average at worst. He's 28 and works a 9-5 job as a software developer, and has a girlfriend. He's obviously not gonna be a greasy neckbeard. Plus he's a Celt so there wasn't much chance of that anyway.
>>339194020
Who are high and God tier?
Also
>MrBtongue in shit tier
>>339194224
Yeah super bunny is better
>>339195049
have you seen his latest video?
>>339195257
>>339194020
You have to be a fucking idiot to enjoy SBH. He's one of the worst pseudo intellectuals I've ever seen. He knows nothing about game design and just parrots other things he's read, and thick skulled neanderthals think it's smart.
E-celebs aren't video games, Redditor.
Go away.
I started rewatching some of his old reviews out of boredom and Jesus fuck was his Wonderful 101 one fucking 10/10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYEb19dBGzc
>>339194224
You're right, Bunnyhop belongs in High Tier.
Reminds me of the cloud guy from kirby's dreamland
>still no MGSV review
Whats taking so long, Matty?i nedd you to BTFO the haters who are mad its not a moviegame
>>339197015
>ha ha explosions are so epic I can do anything! best gameplay ever. I can't wait for the next Far Cry.
>>339197015
he'd rather review some shitty PS1 game about a fucking ball that nobody played than review MGSV
>>339197015
I don't even play mgs but taking the story our of a franchise known for it's story is a bit scummy, mgs3 had a pretty neat story, and people rave about the gameplay too.
>>339195536
The one about the diversity shit? I'm not going to hate on him just because I disagree with a video or two.
>>339197015
He didn't enjoyed MGSV that much anon. He doesn't want to review it even.
>>339193760
This is amazing
>>339191618
I was thinking of the Plasma enemies from Devil May Cry 1 and who also appeared in Viewtiful Joe
>>339197289
What, some anon on /v/ posing as Matt said he didnt like it? Im sure
>>339193760
Glorious, will show to all my famille
>>339193760
>be a massive Cuck, unreasonable
Holy shit I'm fucking dying.
>>339197546
No, he said so on twitter and his trip has been confirmed by him
Whats up with Matthewmatosis shilling on /v/? Will you ever stop plz?
>>339197951
Ill believe you when you post a screencap
>>339197152
>he'd rather bring attention to a little known game than review AAA shit that nobody liked
>>339197152
>shitting on Kula World
end urself my man
>>339198339
>nobody liked
Contrarian psuediintellectuals who only liked MGS for its contrived narrative told through verbose cutscenes isnt everybody, faglord
>>339194020
Why does nobody give this guy the attention he deserves?
http://youtu.be/pG7mPdGE46g
>>339193760
funniest video I've seen in a long time, thanks anon
>>339194020
>mrbtongue in sht tier
Did he hurt your gamergate feefees?
>>339198679
What if Matosis reviews it and shits all over it?
>>339199816
Wouldn't surprise me, seeing as he shat all over BioShock Shitfinite (gloriously)
Kinda reminds me of Zero.Kirby review series incoming?
Fuck off, Matthew.
>>339199087
I fucking love Storm, but the guy never puts out content
>>339200083
He shit on infinite for having shallow gameplay and a pretentious narrative entirely divorced from the gameplay
MGSV doesnt have either of these problems
>>339194020
putting people in shit tier just for sjw shit is dumb,
noah, btounge and campster are all decent channels with occasionally good videos
also given sbh's ability to put out really high quality, in depth video essays every so often and fill the downtime with good opinion pieces i think he should be moved into high tier
>>339194793
>Plus he's a Celt so there wasn't much chance of that anyway.
Celts are the most beta race of white people
>>339193760
>watch for rolling rocks
Fuck,dude.
>>339200381
>apparently most beta race of white people
>has a gf who plays games with him
>you possibly don't
>you shitpost on /v/ for free
>calling anyone beta
>>339193760
11/10
>>339197506
Fuck dude, pic related looks a lot like his new Twitter pic. Viewtiful Joe review inbound?
>>339201001
>Viewtiful Joe
I am 100% okay with this
![wisp[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iTOBZiF.jpg "wisp[1].jpg")
>>339201001
looked more like this to me
but youre probably right
>>339201001
You definately figured it out
>>339200918
I'm just speaking for myself since I'm a complete loser and a """"celt""""
validate my existence /v/
>>339200274
Narrative is entirely divorced from gameplay in mgsv though. The fucking tapes man.
>>339194020
Does Instig8iveJournalism have a new twitter or something?
>>339201287
Nah, he said specifically on Twitter that his next review would not be on a Sonic game.
>>339194020
I'm surprised no-one has mentioned Yahtzee yet.
>>339200918rusty?
>>339201397
Of course you famila so Celts are the most beta white race because you're a loser beta?
Speak for yourself
>>339201413
Literally & who?
kirby maybe?
>>339201658
>There are different "white races"
>The main shared factor is their skin color
I don't think this is a very informative system.
You could just as well call every family a different race
>>339193760
Best thing I've seen in months
>>339201930
Nah, >>339201001 has already got it.
>>339201930
I think it's going to be Viewtiful Joe as this anon
>>339201001
said
>>339191618
as soon as i went to the bottom of this thread, i got this ad
>>339201424
No. The tapes are extra shit for worldbuilding. The core narrative is very much tied to the gameplay
>Venom snake is you, a normie forced into the role of Big Boss
>through your 100 hour exploits playing the game youve built the legend of big boss
Bishock infinite is some weird storyline about parallel universes where you shoot guys because its a shooter game
>>339199087
top tier reviewer, shame life stuff made him stop posting as often
>>339201001
makes sense considering his love of Kamiya.
I wonder if Matt would ever review a Paper Mario title.
![Passing_of_the_Great_Race_-_Map_1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RqKduXf.jpg "Passing_of_the_Great_Race_-_Map_1[1].jpg")
>>339201989
>he hasn't delved into the psuedo scientific racism page on wikipedia
Get a load of this fucking cuck
>>339196350
Its funny cus its true! haha
>>339202153
Jesus that's a good selection of characters.
>>339194020
No Jaako?
>>339194636
I had a dream where I met Matthew and he was a fat, balding, freckled, gapped tooth looking slime ball.I want it to be true
>>339193760
MEMES JACK
>>339202647
He's already said he's not fat
>>339203335
when? lmao
>>339203335
On one of his many threads here
I believe his exact wording was "I'm not fat, just ugly"
MATTHEWMATOSISMATTHEWMATOSISMATTHEWMATOSIS
>>339203726
He better do a fucking face reveal sometime soon. I'm dying to see his mug
>>339194020
Where's GoldVision?
>>339203726
He can't be to ugly if he can get a girl friend.
>>339204723
maybe she's also ugly
>>339205008
Yeah but even ugly girls can get decent looking guys if they are enough of a white knight cuck.
>>339203335
I also say that I'm not fat, but that doesn't mean it's true.
>>339204723
Skinwalker gf.
>>339205008
That's quite possible seeing as she likes anime and vidya
>>339205262
that's what i have in mind but it seems too good to be true
>>339205132
This shit reeks /r9k/
kys
>>339205768
????
>>339206694
CALLED IT
I FUCKING CALLED IT
>>339206694
fucking sweet
>>339205516
>kys
This shit reeks of Facebook normalfaggotry.
Don't forget to tighten that noose.
>>339206694
Not Viewtiful Joe after all.
>I don't want to spoil my next video, I'll try to be subtle
>You guys ever played Devil May Cry 1? :^)
>>339191618
what video game is this thread about?
>>339206836
The image posted that beared a resemblance to Matthew's picture was a character from DMC, just in a Viewtiful Joe game.
>>339206694
Dude loves him some kamiya
>>339205768
Who the fuck is subscribed to Boggie?
>>339206936
Devil May Cry 1, obviously >>339206694
>>339206694
but devil may cry has been discussed to death at this point
>>339206694
>mfw it's DmC
Mathkew Memetosis is a con artist
>get enough shekels ler patreon to survive
>quit job to upload more frequently
>make excuses every second week to delay upload
>it's gonna be a 15 minute video about faster climbing in TP
What a fucking faggot
>>339207049
Yeah but never by a true pro like Mat.
>>339207158
His fans encourage him to take his time, so he does.
>>339194020
>no EmptyHero
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nz8KJYpRh28
>>339207158
He is not on a schedule, and you're not forced to give him money. Enjoy it for what it is.
>>339207352
Shit tier has enough entries as is
>>339201001
>It's something I've played
Thank christ
>>339194020
>no Fitzthislewits
>>339191618
I yearn for the days of old /v/ before some fucking jackass changing his social media picture was considered important enough to make a thread about
>>339206896
It's a misdirection. It's obviously going to be Viewtiful Joe
>>339207556
Are you blind? He's in God tier,notice the tombstone?
>>339207602
This is a cool respectable guy though, dude doesn't seem like he'd do something like this unless something big's coming up.
Also /v/ always was and always will be shit.
>>339207624
Fuck. I've played it but never beat it.
Another video I won't watch for a while.
>>339200359
>Campster
>Good
I disagree big time desu
He has nothing original to offer unless he's reaching too far or just waxing pseudo-intellectual. Take for example his recent videos on Dark Souls 3. Fucking nothing insightful throughout those videos, and he's one of the least qualified people to talk about that game.
>>339194773
Why is his channel gone anyway
>>339207716too soon
>>339197152
god forbid someone enjoy something that isn't the latest AAA shooter, right?
>>339201413
I could spend a whole day correcting your bad opinions but I can't be assed.
they're all great though
>>339193760
>Someone actually made a Youtube poop of a literally who's video game review
What the fuck?
is this the eceleb thread? am I safe to talk about my favorite ecelebs here?
>>339197152
Just copy-paste the Peace Walker review he did.
The game is just as shitty and hack-worthy as Shit Walker
>>339193760
>that fucking time travel explanation
I'm in tears
Anyone know good channels with interesting concepts? One channel I typically shill chrontendo, a channel where a guyattemptedto play every famicom/nes game and went up about mid 1989. I love watching them or just leaving them on for background noise.
>>339206694
T H E K I N G
I
S
B
A
C
K
TREE
>>339206694
>Let me do a video about a topic that is older than me pls donate to my asstreon
Jesus I can already see the series
>dmc1 is gud like castlevania with guns
>dmc2 is gay lmao
>dmc3 da best
>dmc4 preddy gud but rushed shit
>DmC more like stupid shit lmao
DMC already has been discussed to death and a common opinion has been reached. Just like everybody knows the games build on eachother and even dmc2 did its part with gun switching, wall running and multiple playable character
What is he gonna talk about, the fucking story?
>>339194020
>extra credits
>shit tier
Now hold up my boi
>>339207401
But there is nothing
>>339208790
>liking sjw fuccbois the youtube channel
Who?
>>339208656
>DMC already has been discussed to death and a common opinion has been reached
And you think Dark Souls and fucking ZELDA hasn't been discussed to death? Are you retarded? Since when did he base what he reviews on whether or not it's been reviewed or talked about before?
>>339195084
Don't forget Stefan Molyneux
>>339193760
It's the serious matter of fact tone of his voice that makes this so brilliant.
If I want to play DMC should I buy the HD collection or emulate the PS2 games?
>>339193760
Holy shit, my fucking sides.
>>339209106
Get the collection
>>339208469
Gamesack (90's fanboyism), Dark Pixel Gaming (jrpg autism)
>>339207602
Old /v/ is dead, anon. Look around. Look at all the first game threads, look at all the overwatch shilling, look at all the youtuber threads, god damn the underage and casuals have gotten worse.
>>339207734
Yeah, some fucktard changing his display picture is SUCH big news huh?
>>339193760
>Unfortunately because the game sucks, this dungeon is simply the worst dungeon in the game
>>339209106
Get the collection, emulated has a few cutscene issues and minor lag problems but it feels bad in a game like DMC.
>>339208821
Last time he took this long to release something we got 6 hours of pure, glorious autism. Just be patient pham.
>>339208951
They have been and his videos haven't brought anything new to the table
The only notable thing he did was being one of the earlier people to shit on DaS2, everything else on his gayass channel has been a case of "oh yeah I remember reading about that from some chucklefuck on 4chan"
The video production is usually well done but the content is boring and chewed up shit, since he needs half a year for a 15 minute video about a fucking ps1 puzzle game.
He's lazy as fuck, even faggots like bunnyhop and clemps manage to upload videos regulary
If it's Devil May Cry that will be cool. I got to the second area but lost interest and moved on to 3. Most of /v/ seems to like that one most anyway.
A five part series covering 1-4 and DmC would be glorious
>>339193760
I fucking hate Mattewphimosis, but this was fucking hilarious.
Props for the guy that made it.
>>339209496
>he's lazy as fuck
He actually isn't since he keeps re writing his script over and over to get a good quality for the video and to give his opinion and information to get across to the viewer the way he wants, also his life doesn't revolve around making videos like many other youtubers, if your adhd is acting up because his videos aren't showing up in your subscriptions every day 4 times a day like TBFP or game grumps you should take your pills.
>>339209496
1. I like his videos
2. I will watch his videos
3. You don't have to like them too
>>339206694
:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>339206694
I cant wait for DMC series of videos. I wonder if he'll bother at all with DmC.
>>339210016
No reason to get overdefensive because I said something negative about your favorite eceleb
>>339210383
>implying it'll be a series
He made it pretty clear that he doesn't want to do a series of reviews for a long time, it'll be DMC1 only.
>>339210706
Well hopefully down the line he will. But really i never heard of someone going full time YT vidoes and having that lead to even fewer ones being put out.
>>339210705
No reason to get over offensive on a eceleb you supposedly don't care about but is willing to type out paragraphs about said eceleb.
>>339199087
holy fuck it's been years since I watched a review by him, I almost completely forgot about him
Thanks for reintroducing him to me anon
>>339210953
I obviously care or atleast used to care, otherwise the downfall to zero wouldn't bother me. Atleast I'm capable of giving the guy shit for it instead of jerking him off and encouraging him to do fucking nothing because it's fucking raining
>>339194020
I dont know why people hate on Totalbiscut so much. He can be a little hypocritical at times like always saying he emphasizes mechanics and gameplay so much while at the same time saying he likes DmC more than the last titles, but aside from that he puts out some pretty informative video game content.
>>339211843
>at least I give the guy shit
Wow such a incredibly rare thing amongst ecelebs truly they will be humbled by your shit spouting that nobody in their right mind would care about. Content of any kind is nice to receive, be it taking a long time from an animation or review and enjoying things is basic human action. I enjoy his videos, are you literally getting mad because someone is enjoying basically free content that takes awhile but there is a sea of other content on YouTube in wait for it? Do you know how /r9k/ that sounds you fucking troglodyte.
>>339194020
>mechagamezilla will never get the recognition he deserves
>thinking your shit tier "gamer channels" reach this level
>>339208656
Honestly i expect him to be pretty fair toward DmC. And the game, as of the most recent edition, is at least playable and has a couple strong points.
>>339213027
Becuase he uploads two videos a year.
fixed
>>339213410
Not every reviewer/critic is an e-celeb anon. You can play a game, and then look up what people have to say about it. Same goes for every form of media or art.
>>339213813
Don't give a single fuck, play the game and form your own opinion or just watch a fucking long-play. You don't need someone telling you if a game is good or not and if you do then fuck off retard.
>>339213158
nice vid
>>339213926
What's wrong with listening to other people's opinions?
>>339214130
It's shit, form your own.
>>339213926
>play the game and form your own opinion
>OOY VEY GOYIM, PLEASE BUY OUR GAME BEFORE REALIZING WHAT A TOTAL SHITHEAP IT IS
fuck off shill.
>>339214172
i form my own and listen to other people's
go fuck yourself
>>339214172
Taking others into consideration can help give you a unique perspective on it that you might not have considered though.
>>339193760
>If you haven't played the original Gamecube version of the game, I'd have to recommend you get your hands on a slice of pizza
>>339214213
>forgetting the long-play point I also made
>forgetting that pirating exists
>forgetting that demos also exist
hahaha epic shill comeback my friend! :)
>>339213926
You can gain more appreciation for games when getting a second perspective on it in most cases, especially as experiences with games can be entirely different from person to person. Not only that, reviewers can direct you to games you may not have played, and help you avoid games that you may not have enjoyed, if their criticisms resonate with you.
Also, sometimes people are entertaining to listen and have interesting opinions. You're just full of shit.
>>339214172
What do you come here for if not to talk to other people and share your opinions on video games? Do you not listen to what other people think of games you like in threads you read, and at times offer your own opinions, sometimes in agreement, other times in opposition? Or do you just shitpost?
>>339214309
>>339214407
>because someone said "x" i'll change my opinion about a game
either you guys don't play the games or are just fucking stupid
>>339214436
To tell people like you to stop being stupid
>>339214172
You must be a fun person.
>hey man have you watched House of Cards? I think it's pretty gr--
>UH, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHAT YOU THINK I FORM MY OWN OPINIONS
>>339214368
>>forgetting that demos also exist
for like a couple games ever, and usually aren't anywhere near the whole product
>>forgetting that pirating exists
>breaking the law to avoid watching a youtube video
this is some advanced niggery right here
>>forgetting the long-play point I also made
>you can watch youtube videos BUT ONLY THE ONES I LIKE, STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE
k
>>339210016
>his life doesn't revolve around making videos like many other youtubers
To be fair he did quit his job so he could start supporting himself solely with the income from those videos and Patreon, it's not exactly just something he does in his spare time anymore.
>>339214610
>acting as if pirating a game is a super hardcore crime and you're going to hell for even doing it just so you can seem right
no
>>339214582
Shitpost better please.
>>339194020
>Joseph Anderson
>above Matthewmatosis
He's a cheap knock off. I like his videos but he clearly rips off Matthew's style and he doesn't seem to be as knowledgeable about video games and video game development as he thinks. I like his videos but his placement in this list is just ridiculous.
>American accent
>does the "haych pee" thing despite that
Please.
>>339214709
>m-muh e-celebs, I LOVE THEM I NEED THEIR OPINIONS OH GOD YES I LOVE EATING SHIT
okay dude
>>339193760
>that volume spike on "tree"
it's the little things
>>339214779
Oh shit, I said I liked his videos twice in a row. I'm more tired than I thought I was.
>>339214703
>breaking the law is okay because im too stupid to mute a normal lets play
we weren't discussing weather piracy is okay or not, go to >>>/pol/ for that shit, its still illigal
>>339193760
>ocarina of cockarina
>>339214782
You still arent.
>>339208790
>mobileshitter
>actually likes Extra Credits
Teenager detected
fucking mods, some sperg's twitter is not videogames
>>339194020
>MrBTongue in shit-tier
I thought the Gamergate meme ended.
>>339194020
>watching any of these
fucking disgusting. Just play the game yourself then watching some cuck faggot play it.
>>339214962
>everyone who disagrees with breaking the law should go to reddit
maybe you should read literally the first fucking rule of 4chan you god damn newfaggiest of newfags
>>339215070
BUT I LOVE ECELEB COCK
LET ME SHOW YOU ALL HIS TWITTER POSTS AND HIS DAILY SCHEDULE
>>339194020
That dragon guy up near the top (Joseph something) is okay but he's basically just a wannabe matthewmatossis and he hasn't really mastered his craft yet. He's seen that people like long videos so he makes these huge videos that talk about nothing that could be halved most of the time. Take his dark souls 2 review for instance. There's an entire video that goes for like 40 minutes where he goes through every single area of dark souls 2, but it's more descriptive that a critique. Like, the ammount of actual interesting points he makes in that video could be cut down to about 5 minutes.
Also he has a bunch of really dumb opinions like that there are a bunch of things that you can judge objectively in a game, then going on to list stuff like controls and sound.
>Switching from "Underrated Games" to "Recommending" because the former is too opinionated
lol
>>339209496
He doesn't come across as lazy, but rather as way too obsessive about little details.
>>339195536
>goober gaters drop a whole channel because they disagree with one video
Figures
>>339215285
>>339214962
>LOOK MOM, I POSTED IT AGAIN!!!
not an argument
you can post your stupid bullshit all day, in the end it doesn't mean anything. there was a reason that word was filtered, and it was to stop idiots like you who have no arguments other than shouting
>REDDIT REDDIT REDDIT OMG XDXDXDX LELLELELELLKELELL
fuck off forever you fucking kid.
>>339193760
>It's not difficult, it's Teedus
>HAAW HAAH
>>339213410
objectively true.
Eceleb fags are literally too lazy to pirate
>>339215549
okay, so you confirmed have no fucking arguments then? great.
>>339191618
Its kineticlops, you stupid fucks.
>>339193760
theres like 0 jokes in this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-xQQfImnQw
instead of shilling watch this and learn how to make proper memes
>>339212789
He never has anything of value to say. I don't know why anyone takes his opinion seriously. He comes off as a very dumb man providing his opinion on things he's not qualified to speak about, which is pretty difficult to achieve when the topic is fucking video games.
>>339215618
>HURRR I'M GONNA KEEP REPLYING TO HIM
God you're retarded.
>>339213926
Why do you even come to /v/ then if you're not interested in other people's opinions?
>>339193760
>Mfw Matthews voice is so deadpan that the sentence mixing works exceptionally well.
>>339215680
I dont think you even know who the topic is about.
>>339215806
Totalbiscuit
>Watching youtubers
>>339215903
Doesnt really sound like him though.
>>339215946
>watching critikal
You have to be 18 to be on this board, friend.
>>339195084
I don't know anyone in god tier, high tier, or terminal cancer tier.
>>339215643
I like the other one better.
>>339195084
>DSP
>good
loving
every
lel
>>339191618
I love matt's videos but can we stop having these fucking threads? This is what the youtube comment section is for you dipshits.
>>339193760
I lost it at watch for rolling rocks
>>339215643
Skooks isn't and has never been funny. It's a pleb tier YTP.
>>339193760
Fucking amazing
>>339217015
same shit
>>339194020
Fixed.
>>339194020
>tongue under vaati
topkek
I met super bunny hop today
>>339214779
Nah, Joseph Anderson is way better than Matthew Matosis. He actually talks about game design where MM just rambles about little experience things or shit that's almost completely off topic and almost never has to do with the gameplay.
Joseph Anderson talks directly about the gameplay, and provides evidence and examples of his claims.
>>339219081
Momo con? Did you kiss his bald head?
>>339219276
It was very awkward. I asked him if he was George Weidman and he said "George Weidman, the youtube reviewer who everyone hates for making a bad review of the witness?"
I hope he's reading this. I forgot to ask him for his autograph
>>339193760
>but the only real option is to
>GET GOOD
>>339201001
Ah, good, brilliant, I was worried it'd be transistor for a sec
Nothing against Transistor, just that a review on that wouldn't be worth the wait.
>>339219216
Matthew talks about the game alot anon.
