A Chaos Space Marine Lord is hunting you down. The protagonists of the last two games (one won't be enough) you played has sworn to keep you alive.
How wide will your asshole be?
Doom Guy and Master Chief. Chaos Space Marine BTFO
>>339174324
Your mom and my dick
>>339174324
>Gunvolt and Killia
He'll probably slaughter Gunvolt, but Killia has bullshit Disgaea power levels. I'm probably fine.
>>339174324
Grimgor Ironhide and Simon Belmont. ez pz OP
>>339174324
DoomGuy and Roadhog from Overwatch. Roadhog will be shredded but this shit is exactly what DoomGuy does.
>>339175031
DoomGuy and my Dark Souls 3 character
I'll be alright
>Doomguy
>Ranger
Yeah
>>339175091
Same. Gonna see them kick some ass.
>Jebediah Kerman and my Runescape guy
>>339174453
http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=81634&n=Space+Marines+vs+Spartans.swf
Bring it on MoFo
>>339174324
Bayonetta and Kirby.
Bayo violates it, Kirby devours it.
>>339174453
>>339175031
>>339175091
>>339175136
>>339175207
Doomguy has been diminished in the last game. Maybe if it was original Doomguy but we all know you gave money to Bethesda to play a shit game so it's not. You are dead. :)
>Mercy and Doomguy
RIP chaos scum
>>339174324
>Captain Titus of the Ultramarines
>Emperor Karl Franz
FOR THE GLORY OF THE IMPERIUM
bring it bitch
> Makoto Naegi and Captain Hairgel from DoW 2
Well, at least I've got the Blood Ravens here to protect me.
And rob me of my 'gifts'...
>>339175487
Alright guy.
Protagonists or guys last played?
If it's protags, then it's my Dragon's Dogma character and my Monster Hunter 4U character, both of whom are very end-game equipped.
If it's 'last character played', I'd say Captain Falcon from Sm4sh and my Dwarf Fortress' mayor, who is in full adamantine, with an artifact helmet, masterwork adamantine spear and a grudge against abominations of nature (still carrying the shield a forgotten beast wrestled off someone and used to kill 22 dwarves).
So, former, I'm doing pretty good. Latter, maybe not so much.
![f7FdEdG[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NzhjXZU.jpg "f7FdEdG[1].jpg")
>>339175803
>>339174324
>A Chaos Space Marine Lord
>unnamed 40k character coming for me
I'm not worried in the least.
>>339174324
>One random Lizardman with a polearm and a double barreled pistol from that Warhammer Warblade Mod
>CHEF from Risk of Rain
Depends how long they have to level up and get better gear I suppose.
lol Chaos lord are huge jobbers.
You don't even need help, I'm sure they will backstab each other or be destroyed by their own masters on a whim.
>>339174453
Both are literally so weak compared to a Space Marine, let alone a Chaos version it's not even funny.
>>339174324
Sherlock Holmes and Spinal from Killer Instinct
Well then
Jacket and Nerevarine
Why would a Space Marine ally itself with Chaos? Is he against his own race?
>>339177156
It's a long story. See Horus Heresy.
tl;dr because their primarchs got corrupted and tricked into Chaos and they brought their legions with them (it rarely was that simple).
>>339177156
Because there are better ways to live your life than wasting it on a corpse god and his dying imperium.
>>339174324
Serge from Chrono Cross. Got black plate on and everything, shit would be fucking eeez.
Don't even need a 2nd.
>>339177156
Yes, some Space Marine go traitor in exchange of powerful gifts from Chaos. Most go insane or mutate into mindless beasts, but the few that make it are godlike. Most people in this thread underestimate how insanely powerful a full fledged Chaos Lord is.
>hurrdurr DUMGUY reks im
Doom Slayer's barely a loyalist space marine in power level. A chaos lord chops space marine like nothing.
>>339177762
Doomguy is literally a toddler compared to a standard Space Marine, so yeah, a Chaos Lord is no match for him.
>>339174324
>Manfred von Carstein
>Supreme Ruler of a Galactic kingdom that has beaten and subdued interdimensional force
>>339175487
>>339177762
>The guy who fucked over all of hell so hard that demons are afraid of him.
>Beaten by some pussy with a bit of chaos magic.
Khorne himself would be BTFO by doom guy.
Captain Titus and someone from CS:GO.
>>339178571
Doom Slyer is a fine mighty fellow, that's for sure. But anything coming out of 40k (especially Space Marine or Chaos related, and a chaos lord is both) is such an exaggeration to the point of satire that not much can compare.
>>339174324
>Geralt of Rivia (oh shit I'm fucked)
>Captain motherfucking Titus (nvm, we good)
>>339174324
Kirby and Capt. Falcon
>fuckinginvincible.jpg
>Corrin (Non-Chainsword, RIP in piss)
>Kirby
>Infinite Power
I think I'm set
>>339178864
>>339178995
Yes, Titus will protect you
Bayonetta and Vergil, Im not too worried
>>339179494
How powerful would Titus be if he embraced Chaos? Even as a mere loyalist he killed a Warboss, a Chaos Lord and their army single handedly.
>>339174324
B.J. Blazkowicz and Takeda Shingen with a huge army. I guess I'm fine
The Golden Calve soon to be Pantokrator and the Duke of Bamberg, King of Bavaria.
Do I get the full manpower of my subjects, or is it just the guys. Because if not, I think I'm pretty dead.
>>339179746
Loyalists don't heal by bathing in the blood of their enemy
why are 40k fans so autistic
they keep popping up in DOOM threads for some reason
>>339179746
He is already blessed by Khorne. All that's left is admitting it.
>>339179915
Same reason DBZfags are, they care more about powerlevels then anything else.
>>339176624
>let alone a Chaos version
Let alone a chaos LORD.
He is a 150 point model. a space marine is around 10. master chief and doomed marine are both <10.
>>339179746
Can he even embrace chaos?
He might be posessed by the emperor, and as such impervious to corruption.
>>339178571
>the guy who in the new canon will go down in seconds from combined demon fire
>>339179774
You are mistaken.
>>339174324
Doomguy and the cast of Overwatch, I feel pretty safe.
>>339179915
>why are Doom fans so autistic
>they keep popping up in 40k threads for some reason
>>339179910
No, they fight through the pain by righteously dealing the emperors fury to His enemies.
All the people who claim that marines fighting feed khorne are ignoring that the emperor is just as much a god of war as khorne is.
>>339174324
My destiny titan and Doomguy. I think I'm good.
>>339179801
> the Duke of Bamberg, King of Bavaria.
SHIIIIET, has he gone full Neuschwanstein mode?
>Rico Rodriguez
>Sam Stone
Can't wait to see him tethered to cannon ball.
>>339174324
My courier in NV and four mid-level Pokemon from Explorers of the Sky.
Fug
>>339174324
>Duke Nukem and Caleb from Blood
Im fine
Space marines, chaos or otherwise, are tough customers but people are giving them way too much credit.
A Night Lords marine was garroted to death by a guardsman, for example. Sure, it was one of the Tanith First-And-Only, but still just a man.
>>339181598
The destiny dude might be adequate, doomguy is not.
>>339174324
Ahmad al-Mansur & Mannfred Von Carstein
Probably Mannfred can take him?
>>339181767
I've got Doomguy to deal with anything the chaos lord brings with him. The titan will eternally respawn until he kills him with a shotgun like crota.
>Ratchet and my level 38 Blood Elf Priest.
RIP me
>Deus Ex: HR and Stellaris as last two games
I guess Stellaris brings some random fuck from the race I choose + Adam Jensen
Obviously Adam "wearing sunglasses even when I'm not" Jensen vins over that bald fuck
>>339181736
That´s only because abnett is an aweful writer.
He also has a fucking deathwatch marine not realize that his shots land slightly to the side of where he is aiming, so the guardsmen who accompany him all hit, but he does not.
Deathwatch are selected from mentally superior warriors who are tought to deal with any kind of unexpected situations, because they are especially adaptive even among those, and he writes one that is dumber than a stupid normal human.
Abnett is so wrong he is basically non-canon.
>>339182168
>Adam "dies to 3 bullets even with full Dermal Armor" Jensen
>VS something that makes Barret look like a fly
>>339182016
>kills him with a shotgun
That´s cute, you'll rather bury him under a mountain of shot before going through power armor.
The Doom Slayer. Don't need anyone else. Better get Angron down here as back up, just to make it fair.
>>339182183
>It's not canon because the writer doesn't portray marines as Gary-Stus
>>339179746
He has no souls, hence no presence in the Warp.
Could he even embrace Chaos if he wanted to?
Emperor Karl Franz and Soldier 76, huh. Gal Maraz actually might be able to dent his armor but I highly doubt those two come even close enough to do anything.
>>339174324
COH1 (us army?) and BF4 (marines?). do i survive?
my sanctuary RPG barbarian and scct sam fisher
>>339182183
Abnett at least gives the universe some credibility instead of that awful fanfiction stuff it devolved into over the years.
>>339181310
So, play on easy? Don't space marines die like little bitches in the
WH40K games?
>>339174509
>Doom Guy and Styx.
I'm good.
>B-BUT EVERYTHING IN 40K IS SUPER DUPER POWERFUL AND CAN DEFEAT A KRYPTONIAN SUPER SAIYAN GO-
No I'm good.
>>339182341
>*cloaks in front of you*
>*decloaks behind you*
>heh... nothing personnel kid
>*lethal takedown*
DoomGuy as of Doom 4 and Ambra from Battleborn
I'm pretty safe with DoomGuy alone, but Ambra might be in trouble. The fact that she's practically Adepta Sororitas but with pyrokinetic psyker attributes might help though.
>>339182796
they could nuke him like the bitch he is so yeah
>Hanzo
>My DS3 char
Pretty sure I'm fucked.
DS3 protags do kill giant fucking depons and shit, but I'm not sure he would be able to do anything against an actual space marine.
>>339175892
Either, true I didn't take into consideration the player character may not necessarily be the protagonist.
>>339176548
B-but there's only one chaos Lord, anon. He can't backstab himself.
>>339179801
Either way I'm afraid you're screwed anon. Unless you use guile and diplomacy befitting a Bavarian monarch.
>>339179915
DOOM fans are as autistic as 40k fans, anon. RIP AND TEAR is the same as BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD.
>>339182719
>>339182909
>>339182909
Dan Abnett is a poor writer. His guardsmen ended up becoming as much Mary Sues as the Marines he so hate. He started strong but got too attached to his characters.
>>339182754
Karl "SUPERFRANZ" Franz with Gal Maraz is a beast anon, you'll be fine.
>>339182796
COH1 (us army?) and BF4 (marines?). do i survive?
Sorry friendo.
>>339183045
>B-BUT EVERYTHING IN DOOM IS SUPER DUPER POWERFUL AND CAN DEFEAT A KRYPTONIAN SUPER SAIYAN GO-
Doom fans are as bad as 40k fans.
>>339174324
wow what a faggot
using the fantasy flight games pictures
kill yourself
the last game i played WAS dawn of war 2 and I killed a LOT of chaos space marines so FUCK YOU
and the one before that was a hellsing ultimate RPG maker game
and alucard could kill as many chaos space marines as exist.
>>339174324
Sledge from R6S...hes probably fucked
Doomguy from nudoom...Yeah Chaos Space Marine is going to learn what real fear is.
>giant armor
>head is always exposed
if you blast him in the face with a rocket launcher or something what happens?
>My Dark Souls 3 character
>Valis
Pretty wide.
>doom
don't even need the second character, my ass will be fine
I pick any sniper. Then shoot the retard in his exposed head and he dies. In the last moment of his life he wonders why he wore a chainsaw on his gun instead of a helmet on his head.
>>339184771
The standard space marine weapon fires microrockets
>driver from Euro Truck Simulator 2
I will be fine.
>>339184771
Either the force shield or the dark god's blessing protects him. Characters without helmets in full armor in 40k does not mean an easy kill, if anything its harder.
>>339185080
>implying he needs his head
it's warhammer m8 he probably has like 3 extra brains where his dick used to be or something
>>339185080
Bulletproof skeleton
80000 POUNDS OF FREIGHT COMING YOUR WAY AT 92 KM AN HOUR
JUST GOT TICKETED FOR SLEEP DEPRIVATION AND FORGETTING YOU'RE IN THE UK
THE REST OF THE DRIVERS IN YOUR EMPLOY ONLY BROUGHT IN 1500 EUROS TODAY AND THEY'RE ALL SLEEPING NOW
DAMAGED TRAILER BECAUSE THE AI DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO MERGE PROPERLY
CHAOS UNDIVIDED IS ABOUT TO BE DIVIDED IN A MILLION PIECES WHEN MY RIGHTEOUS FURY DESCENDS ON YOUR SKELETON FUCKING FACE
Who is the protag of EU4? Maybe ill be safe if its Prussia.
>>339185131
>>339185281
Chaos btfo
>>339185080
>I have no idea about 40k the post
Bitch, if they don't have an iron halo or other kind of force shield then they are nearly bullet proof (40k bullets mind you) or are protected by some form of faith. A character without a helmet is scarier than one with for multiple reason.
>Starcraft II Legacy of the Void
>Blade & Soul
Frankly, my B&S character alone could solo the bastard. That setting is fucking OP.
Hierarch Artanis vs the Chaos Space Marine Lord would be a decent fight, I think.
Both of them together is no contest. Not even fair, really.
Ayy I just replayed the Metroid Prime series. Spess mehren gets btfo by a lost Primarch.
Entire 40k universe
VsKing Crimson
Who wins?
>>339185281
>Drive into Slovakia at night
>Get on a mountain road
>Suddenly
>Speed limit: 90
>mfw
>my radio when
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCiDuy4mrWU
>>339184771
Using a helmets in 40k means you are going to die like a bitch. Having your head exposed means you get the best armor: plotarmor
>>339174324
> Starcraft 2, Legacy of the void
Hmm, Artanis would get his ass kicked. The next to last game I played was...
> From the Depths
The power of autism even greater than that of the Minecraft kiddies will surely protect me. Pic related.
>>339185281
>Disable speeding tickets
>Get onto the highway
I AM UNBOUND
>>339174324
>Doomguy
>Frieza Saga, but pre-Super Saiyan Goku
Doomguy's more experienced at killing the demonic, but he'd be a terrible protector, since he only cares about killing. Goku would actually try to protect me. And I'm pretty sure he can take a Chaos Marine Lord no problem.
And if the Choas Marine Lord did manage to kill me even with that, it would probably make Goku turn into a Super Saiyan and tear his asshole open in revenge.
The fag from tactics ogre let us cling together and the UEF ACU from supcom(how nog arevtheyvanyway). Chaos ain't got shit here.
>It's a 40kfags ignore the fact that Doomguy runs at 50mph with 200 pounds of equipment while effortlessly shooting and dodging episode.
>>339186063
Okay.
>>339186224
What are you trying to prove?
>>339186493
What are you?
Space Marines.
>bulletproof bones
>ribcage is one solid mass
>extra lung
>extra stomach
>can hibernate for thousands of years
>can excrete a spacesuit through their pores and survive in a vacuum
>can chew through solid steel bars given enough time
>can spit acid (aids with the above)
>can eat memories
I love how ridiculous they are. It's like the creators told everyone to throw "ridiculous transhuman soldiers ideas" into a hat and then after hundreds of people did, they just used all the ideas and didn't throw out or edit any of them.
My DCSS char and Heavy. Heavy's gonna get BTFO but @ should manage.
>>339182183
Abnett is the only writer who writes 40k stuff that doesn't read like shitty fanfiction. Or he was when I was interested in that shit.
>>339186638You, John.
>>339181658
>>339183934
>Unless you use guile and diplomacy befitting a Bavarian monarch.
Truth be told he is mostly struggling with Syphilis and uppity Salzburgern.
>the entire Gungan army (SW Battlegrounds)
>the entire Advent fleet (Sins of a Solar Empire)
I'm not worried.
Mobius 1 and the chosen undead.
I'll be fine.
>>339186224
>square-cube ratio
>lmao wuts dat
>>339185281
>>339185617
fuck me i lost my shit
The elf from vermintide and duke nukem.
>>339174453
>master chief
Maybe doom guy, but not master chief.
>>339174324
Witcher 3 Geralt and the goat from Goat Simulator, I think the goat would trump that chaos marine because of how much absurd shit you can get away with in that game. Probably lick em, then ragdoll away.
>>339186063
Is that meant to be impressive?
>>339174324
Grimgor Ironhide and Geralt of Rivia
I might be okay, Grimgor will have a fun opponent at least
>>339186063
>It's a Doomfag ignore the fact space marines runs as fast with a half ton of armor while effortlessly shooting and cutting episode.
40kfags and doomfags deserve each other.
>>339187782
While strafting and the like? Yeah. Space Marines have better reflexes and the like compared to normal humans but it's not that extreme. They don't zoom back and forth like doomguy can
I think I'm gonna be alright.
>>339174324
Men of War Assault Squad - A single USMC squad
Grand Theft Auto V - My guy with a gatling gun, sticky bombs and countless other guns with ammo.
I'm pretty safe considering they won't need to get close.
>>339188114
Bullet
proof
skeleton
>Smoke from MK9 and the commando from Risk of Rain.
Commando is probably useless without any buffs, but end game could take out the SPESS MEHREEN no problem
Smoke would be a hard match, but considering MK characters can take grenades, missiles, and gunshots to the face no problem I think he'll be ok
>My transcendence character
>My dwarf fortress character
I can fly away on a space ship and have sick adventures. Space Marine can't catch me
GG, I win
>>339188103
Nigga, the chaos lord is gonna need to summon every protagonists from every games he played to survive Gabriel "Gabe the Babe" Angelos AND Captain "Fucks Chaos in the ass" Titus.
>>339188103
Titus takes on bloodletters, CSM, and hordes of Corrupted IG by himself
Too strong
>>339188303
On second thought, no fucking way smoke could kill him. even his fatality probably would be nearly as effective.
>everyone of those faggots in this thread wear no helmet
Why not just headshot them?
>>339174324
>sl120 ashen one
>thora from jotun
They just keep coming back
>>339175213
fuckthat's hilarious
>>339174324
Garuda 1 and Hatsune Miku
Uh. Can I combine them Elite Beat Agents style?
>>339174324
2016 doom guy and Mgr raiden.
I will probably be just fine.
An Oracle from Fallen enchantress and i guess Lord General Castor from Dow2
Welp
>>339174324
An entire space empire and the entirety of xcom. Chaos fag is fucked.
>>339188979
Being a high ranking Space Marine warrants a special force field that protects your head. Its serves as a good morale boost when your men can see their leader's face in battle.
>>339188103
>>339189470
Leandros GET OUT
>>339189470
Fuck off, Leandros. Internal issues are to be reported to the Chaplain, not an Inquisitor. Snitches get stitches, you little bitch.
>Gordon Freeman
>A machinist from FFXIV
wide enough for a combine advisor.
>>339174324
>Forza and Nier.
Not sure it will do anything to a Termie, but someone will get a car in his face.
>>339189624
>muh chaplain
I hate faggots like you who have no idea what your talking about. Leandros was smart to call the inquisition because the danger Titus posed was too immediate for the Chaplain to arrive in time. He deserves a fucking award for his vigilance, if you met him in person you'd shake my fucking hand.
Alice Liddel from Madness return and some fag in Zomboid
neither are capable of saving themselfs let alone me.
Maybe I can persuade Alice in giving me a quick handy J before that spikey nob comes to kill me dead but other then that I might as well be guarded by to sandwiches.
>>339190516
>him in person
>shake my fucking hand
>>339177937
You're correct about the latter
>>339190516
>if you met him in person you'd shake my fucking hand
>>339190516
>if you met him in person you'd shake my fucking hand.
Something you'd like to tell us, anon?
>>339174324
LoL missfortune and Hearthstone Garrosh Hellscream
To be quite honest, family
If demons in WH40K moved and fought like demons in Doom, they would be a very minor threat.
Doomguy is overrated.
>>339191319
If we're going to go by gameplay, SMs are terrible shots and get destroyed by Guardsmen on good rolls. And lasguns are equivalent to modern firearms power-wise, they're just more reliable, versatile, lack recoil and are easy to use and recharge.
Emperor Karl Franz from Total War: Warhammer and a Counter-Terrorist from CS:GO
I think I'm fine as long as Franz doesn't get teamflashed.
>>339174324
The Unkindled One piloting a Gunpla.
That's so retarded it might just work.
Tidus and Reimu.
I'm boned, they can't do anything against a chaos lord
>>339191481
Lasgun effects vary depending on what source you read. In some texts they're just an assault rifle in power and effects, except they shoot lasers instead of bullets. In others, a single shot from a regular lasgun can blow an Ork's arm off at the shoulder.
>>339190720
>>339190819
>>339191129
>Titusfags being this autistic
Why am I not surprised? You fucking scumbags worship a incompetent shithead who breaks rules all the time because "muh true test"
>>339191481
>more reliable
thats a good joke
>>339191796
I remember reading that a standard pattern lasgun (whatever that is) has a gauge to set it from "non-lethal" to ".50 BMG, but it eats the whole battery (or a large chunk of it, anyway) in one shot". Then there's obviously stuff like longlas and hellguns (which are super-strong).
>>339192079
Uh? Lasguns are really reliable canon-wise.
>>339191976
>filthy phone poster
It's Leandros alright
>>339192079
A lasgun is basically a tube with a battery on one end. They're ludicrously reliable, and not just by 40k "we had to say a prayer before putting a battery in the remote" technology standards.
You can even recharge them by throwing them in a fire.
>>339192197
I have to travel for my job. I don't get to sit down at my cogitator all day like a neckbearded Titus-worshipping faggot.
You don't know who I am.
>the bloke from dishonoured
yeah nah he can stop time as much as he wants but he only has rats and a little dagger to hurt a chaos lord, no way is he doing any damage
>the one true 「EMPEROR」, diavolo
looks like I get to live boyos
2013 Lo Wang and OG Doomguy
How fucked am I?
>>339178571
>>339181310
>he fucked up hell so bad they let him back to earth
>after they fucked up earth again he went down to hell to wreck it for eternity as a punishment
>the guy is literally a punishment upon hell
Naw, chaos marine is fucked. He would just circlestrafe and dodge him like the spider mastermind or the cyberdemon.
>>339191796
>a single shot from a regular lasgun can blow an Ork's arm off at the shoulder.
Was this an in-universe "handbook"?
How smart is this chaos lord is?
If he is retarded like Bale or Araghast from Dow is not big broblem.
>>339196486
Well, he's been in constant warfare since he was a young man
has killed a lot of enhanced humans and has a storm bolter and terminator armour.
