>game has skeletons
>they're almost always enemies and almost always evil
>even though the vast majority of skeletons in real life are either good or at least neutral / benign
Why is this allowed?
>>339159239
>skeletons in real life
but anon, skeletons aren't realr-right?
>>339159239
Nice try skeleton.
You are not getting off me.
REMIBDER ALL SKELETONS JUST WANNA BURST OUT OF YOU AND BE FREE TO DO EVIL DEEDS
test
>>339159239
>skeletons
>real life
you've played too many videogames, skeletons aren't real.
>>339159548
You know there's a skull inside your head, right anon?
>>339159678
take your bone propaganda to /pol/
>skeletons in real life are either good or at least neutral / benign
I dont even.... what?
>>339159914
Most people in the world aren't evil, anon.
Especially the peasants in India and China, they're basically just worker ants who get up, tend their fields, and go to bed. There's little capacity for evil in such a life. Chances are they love their families and everything, so they're definitely good, or at least neutral. And since they're also skeletons, my point stands.
>>339159678
If you think about it, all our actions, thoughts, and feelings are controlled by the brain, right?So aren't we actually inside the skull?
>>339159239
>>339160025
>Most people in the world aren't evil, anon.
>Especially the peasants in India and China,
Well, they are not even people to begin with.
>>339160702
>>339160025
>comparing worker ants to Indians
Ants dispose of their waste
>>339160025
>Especially the peasants in India and China, they're basically just worker ants who get up
I knew I wasn't alone in viewing the Chinese as insectoid.
>>339160915
India is working on a space program and will have a lunar base by 2020. Basically what I'm saying is
TAKE
THE
POO
TO
THE
MOON
>>339159239
>even though the vast majority of skeletons in real life are either good or at least neutral
Never trusted bones, have any single fact to back that up?
What was that movie where there is a scene of a guy's skeleton crawled out of his mouth killing his gruesomely in the process?
>>339161502
Name a single bad thing a skeleton has ever done to you in real life.
>>339159357
of course they are real, even you have one inside you
>>339161612
How should i fucking know if the fucker is the guy, or the skeleton inside it????
>using flesh as a strawman
Ive seen this before...
>>339161612
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fibrodysplasia_ossificans_progressiva
>The skeleton literally takes over your body
Here's the thing, why should YOU be afraid of a skeleton trying to kill you?
And a being with flesh and muscles, you'd be stronger than the skeleton is every way.
You could literally just fall on top of one and your body weight would crush it.
>>339160324
>Not rocking a massive shield with das spear
Should have seen it coming, fleshfag.
>>339161612
Hitler was a nice guy until a skeleton possessed him
>>339161878
>Fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva (FOP) is an extremely rare connective tissue disease
>disease
It's not the skeleton doing it of it's own will, anon, it's an affliction, it's a bit bigoted to be judging such a large part of the population based on a rare disease which they don't wish to have.
>>339161913
>break all your bones before the skeleton kills you
Just need to know when.
>>339162125
>le Hitler was evil meme
I don't disagree that he made mistakes, but Stalin, Eisenhower and Churchill were by far more evil. Churchill even tortured his own skeleton.
>fantasy game
>no skeletons because chinks are offended
>brilliant character concepts are trashed because chinko de mayo religious bullshit
>>339161878
OHGOD
>>339162216
THEY JUST GROW BACK, MOTHER FUCKER. BONES AINT GUNNA STOP.
>>339162452
STOP EATING CALCIUM JESUS FUCK
>>339159239
It's not that skeletons are evil, it's that REANIMATED skeletons are evil. It's a sin against nature.
>skeletons have deranged laughter
>they are fucking funny
>>339162315
Hello, anon. I see that you wanted to post a nice dank meme but made a slight error.
When you're doing workplay such as combining a common phrase like Cinco de Mayo with the racial slur for Chinese "Chink" it's a good idea to interplay other dank may mays for a broader effect, allow me to offer an alternative example.
>Chinko Lmao
Hope you have a nice and memetastic weekend.
>>339159239
>>339159357*rattle rattle rattle rattle*
Skele-copters FUCKING WHEN
Most skeletons are a-ok, but when they go bad..
play grim fandango, m8
>>339162647
Holy shit
>>339160037
We must break freem from the oppresive hold of the skeletons
>sudoku
>>339162452
HOW DO I STOP IT.
>>339162985
STOP DRINKING MILK, YOU FOOL. IT'S LIKE FUEL FOR THEM! FUEL!
>>339162946
>sudoku
>Not cutting the spinal cord.
It's like you want your skeleton to control your lifeless corpse.
>>339162647
kek
>>339161878
This is spooky as shit
>>339161878
The fuck that sounds terrible
>>339163057
B-BUT THE CHEESE MAN...
Or is this motherfucker fooling me into liking cheese???
>>339163067
why would cutting the spinal cord stop him?
only us humans need, as well as the brain
>>339163168
Without the spine, the skeleton's skull can't control the body, rendering it unable to move your corpse. It's easier than decapitation.
>>339163289
>he thinks skeletons need their head
>>339161396
>>339162590
>>339161878
>Sufferers are slowly imprisoned by their own skeletons
holy hell
>>339163538
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aV--HzX9__I
so sick of the skeleton meme
>>339161878
>The disease is caused by a mutation of the body's repair mechanism, which causes fibrous tissue to be ossified spontaneously or when damaged. In many cases, injuries can cause joints to become permanently frozen in place.
>Surgical removal of the extra bone growths has been shown to cause the body to "repair" the affected area
>with EVEN MORE bone.
>>339164260
no sleep tonight
>>339164357
>Game with skeletons as regular enemies
>Breaking them causes them to repair themselves with more bones
>skeletons get larger, more deformed as you break them over and over
>Eventually, they are a hideous abomination of bone
![3d1749a8d9012f975903d83d40b7714d[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9JeXRQL.jpg "3d1749a8d9012f975903d83d40b7714d[1].jpg")
>>339161842
We are not trapped within you, you are trapped within us!
>>339161878
>>339164357
Well, I'm officially scared. Guess I better break out the Bob Ross videos. I need something to fall asleep to.
>>339164965
>Bob Ross was cremated
>we're safe from his soothing skeleton
>>339164965
asmr is god tier. sleep tight anon
>>339159239
The way I see it, skeletons are evil. Its the brain that keeps them in check. That's why when we die we have to bury our skeleton before it crawls out of our flesh and murders our families.
>>339162985
Hey, who turned off the lights?
>>339164546
>>339164546
WHAT GAME
>>339165937
He is like. I WANNA HEAR A FUNNY STORY NOW...
>>339165943
you can make it happen anon
create the game you want to play
>>339159239
>even though the vast majority of skeletons in real life are either good or at least neutral / benign
haha lol op thats so random!! very nice thread.
>>339164546
DEVASTATOR.
>>339164546
>>339165943
Crono Trigger
http://chrono.wikia.com/wiki/Zombor
>>339161878
>regenerating bone armor
idk guys that sounds pretty cool to me
>just finished drinking some milk
