Who is this kong?
>>339124451
WUZ
>>339124451
HAS
>>339124412
dad kong
Those fucking titties
JUST
KANG
WE WUZ KONGZ N SHIET
>>339124412
CRANKY KONG, I'M CIA
>>339124647
only us oldfags remember this meme
Enlightened Kong
>>339124412
true gentlemen kong, instead of kidnapping Pauline he defends her rights.
>>339124412
what's wrong with his waist?
>>339124412
Euphoric Kong
JUST
>>339124576
DICK
the true and honest donkey kong
>>339124924
*tips dong*
Who indeed?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqmrztzTMtI
>>339125272
IT'S NOT DK JR HE LOOKS NOTHING LIKE HIM
>>339124412
Cranky's son, DK Junior, who is also the father of the current DK. He was thought to have died in the Great Ape War, but he visited his son one more time only to vanish again for reason unknown, maybe because the horrors of war he witnessed are too much of a burden to share with his family.
>>339125516
But that's wrong, we see Jr as an adult in Super Mario Kart and Mario's Tennis.
Fedora Kong is K. Rool in a Kong suit. Notice the belly button is an actual button.
So, how isherelated to the kong family?
He doesn't look like a Gorilla.
>>339124493
KONGZ
>>339125942
Diddy isn't even an ape. The Kong family is more like a school of dolphins than a pack of wolves, anyone fitting can join.
LOW
>>339125272
@7:05 for anyone wondering
>>339125942
He is a Manky Kong adopted in the Kong family, watch the documentary.
>>339125867
But that also has Mario playing with his younger self so it's not canon
>>339124412
think he was swanky kong. Bet he sold shit before becoming a game show host
hello
>>339126242
No, he simply has a godlike mastery over the passage of time. He can show up anywhere, anytime, anywhen, at any age.
>>339126242
No it doesn't, you're thinking of Mario Tennis, not Mario's Tennis.
>>339124412
Tiddy Kong
>>339125942
>>339126408
Did he fall in the Core shown in Undertale like Gaster did? Did the Great Ape War involve monsters and human? Or is it the exact same war Undertale talks about? Which side did the kongs fight on, monsters or humans?
The lore deepens...
>>339126145
So what, really the Kong family is like a mafia?
>>339124412
Donkey Kong Senior. The Kong formerly known as Donkey Kong Junior. It's about time he comes back.
>>339125942
>The name Kong does not necessarily mean that they are related, but could mean that they are a part of a clan or a tribe.
>According to Cranky he is a "twisted twig on a distant branch of the family tree"
>One of the more eccentric Kong friends. He's probably the most laid back of the Kongs andhasmany comical expressions and mannerisms.
>>339126651
so much for sleep tonight
>>339126834
Thanks for the information and deep, lore basedanalISISof this lanky figure. It's good to know.
I wish Nintendo would start using him again, he would actually be a nice pick in sports games and Mario kart. Cranky should be in smash as, he is the third most prominent Kong character.
>>339126521
If I pull that off will you style?
>>339126656
Nah. We all know Jr liked human civilization and valued intelligence more than his father, he wanted averyone to get along peacefully, he played games with the humans, and he loved being a math tutor as a child. After several years of working in the big city and earning his degree nuclear physics, he got a job at a cutting edge laboratory.
He was accidentally disintegrated in an Intrinsic Field Subtractor and later reconstructing himself molecule by molecule. It gave him complete mastery of time and space, but he quickly grew bored and detached and left our galaxy.
>>339127075
>new Smash character is announced
>HE is announced
>fans rage
>>339127105
it would be extremely painful
>>339127174
Doctor Konghattan
>>339127269
You're a big Kong
>>339127396
He has no style, he has no grace
This Kong has a funny face
He can handstand when he needs to
And stretch his arms out, justfor you
C G
>>339127396
>>339127553
>>339127651
COCONUT GUN
HE'S THE BIGGEST GUN IN THE COCONUT CREW
>>339124412
He's the tragic unsung hero from the war. He suffers PTSD from losing his sides during the war and has never recovered
>>339128210
CUMS IN SPURTS
>>339126345
Hey ;)
>>339130803
What's up?
>>339127187
I'd personally love Lanky.
Smash needs its own Dhalsim, and Lanky hits all the right spots.
>>339132626
>Smash needs its own Dhalsim
What? No, it doesn't, why would you think that? Why would anyone think that?
>>339132626
B: shoots His grape shooter
Up B: inflates like a balloon, slowing His descent and bouncing a bit back foes
Side B: blows His trombone, pushing back enemies and deflecting projectiles
Down B: Handstands, increasing movement speed and jump height , He can switch back releasing a powerful jump kick
Final smash: flies around on His barrel blaster hitting enemies
This guy explains it pretty well who fedora kong is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqmrztzTMtI
>>339127105
>>339132947
TODOKETE
>>339124412
>not recognizing Don King Kong
Show some goddamn respect to the leader of the Kong family.
He has no past
He leaves no trace
This kong's
An unfamiliar face
He can monitor us
When he needs to
But he can't be observed
By
Me
Or
You
>>339125272
Everytime.
