Funky Kong is close.

I might make a coolness chart similar to the edge chart. Sakamoto will be right after Leo Luster, with Sasookay being number 1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8xoTBZrzko

Thoughts on lower ranks?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NE6hgk0zghY

>>339113935
Leo Luster is on a completely different level

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This motherfucker

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>You will never be smooth as fuck like Luster
>You will be more like a lame ass fag like Bluster
Why live

>>339115505
Why doesn't his name end with a y/ie like every other Kong?

I wish I was Leo Luster.

Can Leo Luster beat the last video game character you played as in a fight?

https://youtu.be/Exe0IEB3hKs

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STANDO

>>339117669
>/fit/ incarnate
>cool

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>>339117782
>literally gets All the ladies
>not cool

>>339118018
Shut up Johnny I know you're still a virgin.

>>339118118
Don't you remember that volcano that spat him back out when he was offered as a virgin sacrifice?

What would each Kong's STANDO be?

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>>339118390
>>339118118
Yeah Anon, don't ya remember that?

>>339118390
>>339118609
Maybe he's so much of a virgin that the volcano can't handle it?

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>>339118693
S-shut up!

>>339118609
>>339118761
I am just now realizing he has an uncanny resemblance to Duke Nukem

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>>339119572
OH MY GOD WHAT IF THEY'RE RELATED!