Not an Overwatch thread but I'll use it as an example
>buy overwatch
>join an online match
>map is pedowood
>get put in team autisimo on defense side
>have D.va, two Genji, and a Hanzo
>play Lucio since I can heal all their weak asses at once
>1 or 2 minutes in and they got car and first check point
>hanzo gets his teeth kicked in by parah and soilder 76
>d.va charges enemy team when her mecha is destroyed
>d.va spams her voice line "no hacks" over and over
>one of the genji attacks head on
>the other doesn't attack until one or two heros is alone
>ask if one of the genji can switch to torjb or bastion
>no response
>heal them anyway in hopes of winning by them to switch heros for defense clutch
>match continues like this
>i get attack by their genji
>ask for help
>they do nothing
>i get killed
>then they all died
>one of them types "why didn't you heal us lucio?"
>the other calls me a shitty medic
>quit match because there is no point of playing with retards
>get penalty because I left a match
Why is it the game companies insist on putting penalties in videogames?
I get it when it's a MOBA like Dota 2 or LoL but if it's a game where the person can be easily replaced with no problems then why bother?
I payed money for it so I have a right to leave a game full of retards.
Because they want to seem like a legit hardcore game. It is the illusion of a casual game to bring in a hardcore audience. COD, Halo, and OW are just some of the many who use these illusions.
That's either the worlds most detailed miniature computer desk or the worlds largest hamster
>>339068910
It's a Capybara you pleb
>>339068910
>not knowing what a capybara is
>>339069281
The capybara is the tiny bird?
>>339069548
why are ducks such niggers?
>>339069712
>>339069771
That's a swan. Swans are assholes.
>>339068910
It's not a hamster it's this other animal, it's really chill forgot what they were called but they are the size of small/medium sized dogs
>>339069771
that's a goose, geese are objectively the worst animal on the face of the earth
>>339070002
they're called badgers
>>339070002
A gerbil? They're pretty small too I believe. Small enough to fit in ones rectum at least.
>>339068910
>Being this stupid
Capybara thread.
This is an animal that just does not give a fuck
>>339070173
please
FUCK EVERYTHING ELSE ABOUT THIS PICTURE BUT
I have those same HK speakers. Came with a Dell PC 12 years ago. Use them for my ipod in the garage. Fucking great.
>>339070842
HOLY FUCK IT'S REAL LIFE BANJO KAZOO!!
any games with capybara in them?
Just an entire species with zero fucks to give
>>339071467
AN EVIL HAR ARISEN... DO SOMETHING
is it just one ultra comfy capybara in these pics or are they just comfy animals by nature?
>>339072308
they live to be comfy
>>339072308
That's just how the Capybara rolls
these guinnea pig dog things are awesome
>>339072227
Why is croco not eating capy?
http://animalssittingoncapybaras.tumblr.com/
There's a tumblr for everything
>>339070173
Perfect animal for baras.
>>339072962
That''s not a bear
>>339068451
I couldnt matchmake in dirty rocket league for 15 mins for leaving my afk team. fuck that.
>>339072735
Would you eat something so chill?
>>339073072
Okay, second best animal.
>>339069548
What a cunt
>>339071980
>qt capybara, duck and turtle friends
Comfy af
>>339068451
Where can I buy one of these giant guinea pigs?
>>339072735
Probably already ate. And the Capy can tell he's docile once fed.
>>339073647
in giant guinea
If they didn't have penalties it would end up like Battlefront
>1 really good player on team
>half of enemy team ragequits
>entire match is now unbalanced
>>339072227
you can clearilly tell they are bros
>>339070108
Motherfucker, have you never tried to sleep with a mosquito in your room?
Those useless fuckers are the absolute worst.
>>339073647
I think you need really bullshit stuff to take care of a capybara
>>339074861
MOTHERFUCKER, HAVE YOU TRIED TO WALK NOWHERE NEAR A GOOSE?
>>339072820
Why is there a light turning on inside of it's head?
Are capies robots? Or magic?
>>339075032
Yeah, if you're imposing enough they fuck off.
Mosquitoes don't give a fuck, they live solely to annoy.
why are capybaras such bros?
>>339074904
I've fed and taken care of them before. Very nice, very gentle creatures, but yeah, unless you own an animal sanctuary or something it would be a huge pain in the ass.
oh, also, their piss smells like rotten watermelon mixed with gasoline, so there's that
>>339075361
>oh, also, their piss smells like rotten watermelon mixed with gasoline, so there's that
There a fetish for everything.
There one person in the world, specifically put on this earth to make a capybara paradise.
>>339074059
Battlefront has penalties though
>>339075150
No, dude. A mosquito needs to suck blood. That's how it survives. It's just trying to be alive.
A goose will see you from across the park, run up to you, shit all over your picnic, peck your kneecaps, punch your girlfriend, fuck her in her ass, convince her to leave you, look up your address, find your house and shit in your garage inside your toolbox, break in while you are sleeping, remove all the water from your toilet, put your remote control in your garbage disposal, turn it on and wait at the bottom of your stairs so that you step on it when you fall down and the Peta activists that it called will show up just ares you step on him and he will sue you for all your life savings and win, and then kill your first born.
Just because.
>>339076061
This is a common mistake, so I can't really blame you, but are you perhaps confusing geese with black people?
>>339076061
When was the last time a goose gave people malaria?
Also, the goose you described sounds fucking awesome, not horrible.
Well, horrible to anyone who can't take a goose one on one, I suppose.
So, horrible to children?
>>339076061
Australian Magpie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGGTcYfrEZU
>>339076265
No. Black people can't look up your address because they can't read.
Key difference between geese and black people.
>>339068451
>poorfags won't be able to buy Overwatch :^)
>le master race will enjoy without shitty plebs :^)
I wonder where all those people went
>>339076747
I think you left your computer on Auto - shitpost, anon.
>>339076528
Truly a hellish creature.
... Go kill it, magpie.
>>339076459
"Goose can't hurt me"
Quote from man assaulted by goose
>>339077232
>Dark Souls 4 - River of Lost Souls
Man, the Dark Souls series really went down hill since 2
This is the best Overwatch thread ever.
>>339077232
Real people don't kajak.
They walk on land.
Goose take an attack penalty on land.
What a retarded looking dog
>>339069281
did he died
>>339078790
