Grab a bad review score for your favorite game from metacritic. Other anons guess what game that is.
Let me start
>>339027820
A jrpg
>>339027820
this was the worst(and only one) I could find
It does not even contain the best bits of the game
>>339027820
Persona
>>339029154
Very good anon. You almost get it
>>339029116
You are supposed to post bad review anon. not 10/10
>>339029451
its the worst from metacritic
What a pleb.
>>339029596
>he did not enjoy comitting sudoku
>>339027820
I was thinking Conception 2 for some reason and was questioning as to how anyone could like that boring game
>>339029596
>Does not like VNs
>Plays VN
>REEE THIS VN IS SHIT
I don't get people like this. I appreciate that it's supposed to have puzzle elements in it, but it's primarily VN. And he still got it. For what purpose? Do people not look up things before they buy it?
>>339029742
I gotta say, if the battle system was a little more fun and the dungeons were more varied, it probably would have been a pretty cool game. It's got nice art, alright music, I think the interactions with the girls are enjoyable. The few animated cutscenes are really pretty too. I hope the artist for that game gets more work. Whoever it is.
>>339029596
>there is nothing enjoyable about reading
>>339030250
Nier?
>>339030250
Skyward Sword?
>>339030250
Monster Hunter.
>>339030349
ding ding ding
>>339030309
Uncharted x
>>339027820
Persona 3
Maybe 4
>>339029742
it is not conception. This guy was pretty close
>>339029154
>>339030493
ding ding ding, now the million question..Which one?
>>339030558
>Teenage sexuality issues
4
>>339027820
shit reviews general?
>>339030627
Make sure to grab your prize at the nearest bank anon.
Here is another not so easy one
>>339027820
"Terrible game. The controls are atrocious. The constantly changing POV is mind numbing. This game really has no redeeming features and I truly wish I could get my money back. I cannot fathom the love for this game. Apparently it possesses a high nostalgia factor because it certainly does not stand on its own merits."
>>339031172
Some weebshit game
>>339031368
Wow there is an anime it must be a weeb game. no shit Sherlock
>>339031172
Catherine
>>339031172
MGS4.
>>339031172
nothing comes to mind to be honest
a hint or something?
>>339031469
Wow, i thought this one was hard enough. Did the "daytime" and "nightmare" give you the hint?
>>339031519
the hint is there. Daytime and Nightmare
>>339028630
Driver Tutorial?
>>339030696
>I get that 'nips' is a time accurate phrase, but i'd (rather) eschew racial slurs in my sims games.
So either he doesn't get it or he is too delicate for simulators.
>>339031564
What other game has platforming and is weeb
>>339031518
But MGS4 is nothing like that, sure your don´t mean MGSV?
Which would be equally wrong, frankly, but the endless repeating would fit at least.
>>339027820
kinda hurts reading the most of these
>>339031976
just realised what i did wrong here...
well i just joined the autistic side of /v/ didnt I?
>>339029596
>...but you will never be allowed to visit door number 2 should you choose door number 1. Sadly, this heavily restricts a game that could have had great potential as you will never find multi-room puzzles, puzzles that span the length of the game, or be able to enjoy the environment around you.
I don't get it, did he want 999 to be fucking open-world? Is he retarded?
>>339031976
Let me guess anon... COD4? I don't even need to read the review at all. COD4 is such an awful game. I just know it
>>339032148
>I just know it
nigga did you even play it?
>>339027820
My favourite game isn't on metacritic.
What do I do?
>>339032321
Then your 2nd favorite and so on until you find something, nip.
OP here. Last one from me. This is the lowest score i found on metacritic. I have to censor some name to make it not obvious.
>>339031607
Catherine?
>>339032631
I missed some censoring. Ooo well
>>339032631
>lisette + singing
what is stella glow?
>>339032813
If not for that. this is very hard to guess
Bonus fact about this game: The user score and the critic score are the same
>>339033052
hmm any hint anon?
kek
>>339033341
Dragon Crown
This is the only negative one I could find & all he wrote was this.
>>339027820
Mine is kind of easy, but that's my favorite game so...
>>339033459
Yokai?
>>339033509
No.
>>339033568
Digimon on Playstation ?
>>339033449
GTA San Andreas
>>339033586
Also no.
>>339033617
yup
i love metacritic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_h23DgzO2k8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTyRLeUKO10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUd9ue_4lXo
>>339033568
Mario games?
>>339033052
dota 2
I couldn't find one for my favouite game that wasn't super obvious
Not a review and not really my favorite but I thought it was funny.
>>339033871
Yes, specifically Paper Mario 64.
>>339032865
Yeah, that was a tricky one. I had thought it was a Fire Emblem game until I saw the slip-up.
>>339027820
My favorite game isn't on metacritic, same as always
>>339034093
What is your favorite game anon?
>>339033896
Timesplitter?
Detective here ready to crack some case. give me you hardest one but still reasonable to guess.
>>339034358
Yeah the second one. How'd you know?
>>339034341
I'm looking for bad reviews of it to post from anywhere but I can't find any.
>>339034785
I heard a lot of complaining about save thing in Timesplitter. Doom, Quake, Half-Life? must be a first person shooter. Timesplitter is a homage to those games and combine with save thing?
That is the answer i arrive with.
>>339034920
I'm going to rip out my own throat if this thread dies before you tell me.
>>339035054
But if I tell you, then it spoils it if I find a bad review.
>>339034920
There is no way such a perfect game exist. Hater will hate everything
>>339035130
I hardly consider it a perfect game myself but it's pretty old.
>>339035114
You're pushing me over the line
Here can anons guess it right?
>>339035821
>no date
well fuck you too asshole
>>339035394
Alright I give up, the worst I found was 5/10 user review on gamefaqs calling it average. It's Crystalis for the NES.
This won't end well.
>>339033471
Kingdom Hearts 2?
>>339035950
>>339034093
well aren't you so fucking hip
>>339036090
FF8. Give me a harder one anon
>>339036245
Not really, it's a fairly well known/received RPG for the time. It just didn't go past that.
Should I change my answer to not trigger you anon?
>>339036302
But how? Considering the wording, it could've been 7 and 13.
>>339036374
No, The beginning of true futuristic era is FF8. Since he said some people seem to think it is the best things since slice bread. It must be one of the ff that start futuristic trend. Uninteresting character and story? FF8 check it all.
>>339027820
>>339028630
X-Com?
"it's a fps but you don't shoot anything or kill anything, it sucks"
it was a review on portal
>>339036970
Was this guy having a stroke while writing this?
>>339037374
Most likely yes, Metacritic user score section is a cancerous place.
>>339036491
mgs2 right? thats funny
>>339031565
>>339037015
Commandos 2 actually
>>339036970
Press space to win?
>>339038529
DS3, I'm almost sure of it.
>>339038529
Gee Dark soul fans are so terrible
Any review I've found for MonHun games drops the title, but if you guys want some gold just look at those.
How are people even this bad?
Guess
Take this /v/. Can you guess it?
>>339038943
Dead Rising?
>>339039227
Bingo. I reckon you realized it because of the text bug and the save system. Still, my first game on the Xbox 360 back in 2006 (>tfw 2006 was 10 years ago) and to this day my favourite game of all time.
>>339037513
Ah can't blame them, as a kid I couldn't get pass mission 2, but when I understood the game I just didn't had enough patience to play.
>>339033940
Gungeon? Isaac?
I'll fly to wherever you live and suck your dick if you guess this. It's not the lowest but second lowest because the lowest was 'it sucked'
>>339040219
It is Extermination. I am 90% positive
>>339040540
It was the black hair thing right?
>>339040771
So anon. Are you going to suck dicks now or what?
>>339040771
Better get that flight ready faggot
>>339040937
You didn't post your address yet so no
>>339040771
Well that is one thing, also the awkward camera. and your file name itisnotRE. The JP difference character is indeed pretty obvious clue.So when are you going to suck my dick?
>>339031565
>triggered.
>>339041286
No clue at all. How could someone guess this?
>>339041346
layton?
>>339041501
Yep
>>339041346
Portal
>>339041346
Layton games
>>339028630
Kerbel space program
>>339041518
FUCKIN NORMIES
I'll be surprised
>>339041518
Is there a reason so many people think Dark Souls was anything similar to Skyrim? It's nor just because "both are some kind of fantasy setting" right? You never see anyone confuse Legend of Zelda for Dark Souls for example, even if you did roll sometimes in LOZ too.
>>339041763
Zoids
>>339032631
Good taste
Stella Glow is fucking fantastic
what a dumb review by an even dumber person
>>339041849
got it my man, what's your secret
Not vidya but hilarious nonetheless. This guy's whole metacritic page is fucking golden.
>>339031172
I understood it was catherine at the second line anon. Not really a difficult one
>>339041954
47 ronin
>>339041954
>europeans
>not knowing what culture is
Europe has more culture than anyone else.
Got a tough one
>>339041904
I am still not sure which Zoids games though. From the year..Maybe GC one?
>>339042103
mgsv
>>339042157
Yeah, battle legends. Game is hype as fuck. I don't know why so many people say the difficulty is steep I found that game to be too easy
>>339042163
Nope, its not recent
>>339042258
Mario
>>339042056
It's actually Jungle Book. The whole page is like this. I pray that it's irony, I mean. It has to be.
http://www.metacritic.com/user/shawtywannafrik?myscore-filter=Movie
His video game reviews are kinda meh, his DOOM review is funny. My personal favourite is pic related though.
>>339027820
Is yours The Witcher 3 as well?
>>339042371
Its not a platformer
>>339042438
Paper Mario to be specific
>>339042494
Yeah, its thousand year door
>>339029596
Untill Dawn?
I feel like I should blur out the publisher because it makes it too easy.
>>339042690
medal of honor or battlefield?
>>339042436
>game starts with a huge learning curve
What kind of games do you have you usually play to find The Witcher 3 hard?
>>339041518
>the fun part about this game is like god: not real
>>339042967
>*do you usually have to play
Jesus Christ, time to get some air.
>>339041518
Metacritic is total Cancer.
>>339043224
What's worst? Metacritic or Steam reviews?
>>339041894
Obviously red dead redemption. This guy is a fucking monkey my god.
>multiplayer is barely worth mentioning
I'm fucking mad fucking a
>>339041954
>>339042403
This guy is all over the place. I mean, he claims to be a white, half mexican, catholic jew.
>>339043301
IMO? Metacritic, but by a slim margin.
>>339043301
Metacritic because it's been around longer
I can't find any negative reviews of mine anywhere but Steam, who only complain about how bad a port it is (even though everything wrong with it can be fixed in like 2 seconds...)
This is the worst I can find said about it...
>>339033052
dworf or monster hunter
>>339033471
skyrim?
>>339043802
no more hint?
>>339043950
Is this a DS game?
>>339037805
dj hero or something
>>339044050
PS1, sequel... People praise the original a lot more for some reason when the sequel is literally better in every possible way.
Original got a remake, sequel remake currently in the works and my dick is all kinds of hard for it.
>>339044147
Yes.
>filename
>>339044186
My coffee warned me about shit reviews.
>>339044192
PS 1.. i think i know what game you are talking about. The name just escape me now. it is a puzzle platform games if i am right.
>>339043932
>Mar 31, 2006
>>339044205
Either 999 or Ghost trick. I am leaning to the later.
>>339032097
Did he not realize you can replay it for the other rooms? Also there are several multi-room puzzles.
>>339044436
It is Ghost Trick. Good job anon.I thought the animation would be a giveaway.
>>339044314
Deer hunting is great. They can be erotic creatures and so are you anon, you are correct.
>>339044362
Mmm... yeah, I guess you could call it that.
I'd give the dev name, but the dev name is pretty much the series name... So I guess that's another clue.
I wanna say the star is a forgotten character, but every time I bring him up when it looks like he's forgotten, I get called a pleb because suddenly everyone remembers him cause he's fucking awesome.
>>339041894
he makes some good points
>>339041803
> Sometimes
Do you just like to waste time or something? You wanna be rolling 24/7 in zelda.
>>339044629
>repetitive gameplay
>drawn out dialogues
>bad plot twist
That nigger has some shit taste, I gotta say.
>>339036130
Who is this weanus peanus?
This one is easy.
>>339029884
Maybe he fell for the hype. I heard so many good things about those games but I know its a VN so I stay away from those types of games. VNs are not engaging at all IMO and I can see where he is coming from. HE however sounds informed on what VNs are and I wonder why he fell for the hype or decided he had to play it.
>>339029596
what do you bet this guy only played through once, and then read on the internet about the actual ending and thought you only had to do that to win?
>>339041894
I like the CwC format where he CAPITALIZES random WORDS.
>>339044750
I think it is Oddworld, is it? There should be more to the titles. But i guess i would never remember the rest without googling.
Haha good luck fuckos
Hint: year of review is not the year the game came out
Since every single negative review of the game mentions the game's name, I just picked one that I found the one that makes me cringe the most. It won't be very hard for anyone to figure out what game he's talking about, I just find his points to be the worst of them all.
>>339045247
Halo?
>>339044949
the void
>>339045348
I forgot to mention that I'm talking about the review in the middle, by the way.
>>339044949
Void (Typгop)
>>339045368
Holy shit no but you're close in a shitposting sense
>>339045186
Yeah, that's close enough. I enjoy the whole series, but the second I can play 50% of with just sound and I really can't say im close to bored of it. I'll play this motherfucker any damn day of the week with next to no complaints about any of it.
I guess its too old and too under the radar to attract negative reviews anywhere that aren't about its PC port status. I'm sure Abe's Oddysee has some, but its an inferior game.
And now Oddworld: Soulstorm is coming and I can't stop humping my screen.
>>339045460
cawadoody
>>339045397
Correct.
An RTS
I wasn
>>339045348
It got the name anon. Xenoblade
I hate how everything mildly challenging has to be compared to dark souls nowadays.
I didn't even know this game was popular for being difficult in terms of mechanical skill.
I bet you 100 shekels that this guy didn't even make it past the first level.
One of my favourite games
>>339045586
>Since every single negative review of the game mentions the game's name
I knew that already, anon.
>>339041286
Rollercoaster Tycoon 4 Mobile
theres no fuckin way thats your favorite game
>>339045572
Command and Conquer. Too easy
>>339045787
Close, but no
This should be fun
>>339045702
Rogue Legacy? I've had that in my library for ages and never touched it once.
probably my all time favourite game
>>339045883
No? I thought the skimpy girl is an obvious reference to Command and Conquer RA3.
>>339046252
deus ex
>>339037805
Beatmania. He's sort of right though, the NA version isn't as good as the others.
>>339046252
Morrowind?
>>339046215
I was looking for RA3's name.
>>339046061
nah, it was for the PS2
>>339046297
TWEWY
>>339046297
TWEWY?
Easy.
>>339037805
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOvj1DGwu5A
>>339046252
Chrono Trigger?
>>339046297
TWEWY.
>>339046252
fallout or planetscape
>>339029596
>he didnt use the auto option
Fuck you. I liked it.
>>339046543
Ding ding ding.
Specifically, the DS version.
>>339041518
>gameplay is slow and clunky
Well he got that right.
>>339046842
SHUT YO MOUF
>>339045553
Nope. You were closer before.
>>339045460
Metroid Prime.
>>339033715
>its runs good on a i3 + gtx950
>*This is a review for the PS4 version of Overwatch
Oh fuck
>>339046842
I am pretty sure this is a shitty sequel to ok game.
>>339047229
go on
Sorry senpai, my favorite game doesnt have a metacritic page
OP here. I am back with a hard one. Try to guess this one anons
>>339027820
>>339047320Sacred 3?
>>339027820
Funny enough, that's exactly how I'd describe Arc Rise Fantasia, except I'd give it 7
>>339033471
I'm guessing Fable. The year is accurate.
>>339047574
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLT2erau3zo
>>339047167
You got it
>>339029596
VNs aren't video games, that's why we don't allow discussion of them here.
Kek looks like you got told son sit down.
>>339047606
>Comparing Lost Planet with Gears of Bore
Is it NuDoom?
>>339047606
warhammer 40k third person shooter
>>339047839
>2010
>>339029596
Not much point, it's 999, it even says it in the review.
