Why the fuck is Drake's daughter so ugly? She looks NOTHING like her parents, she looks like a SJW insert.
What the FUCK?
>shitty game makes shitty design choices
WOW
>>339023480
>>339023413
>you will never make Cassie famous
>she looks like a SJW insert
She probably is. Naughty Dog loves that shit.
>>339023413
Because Sully is the father
>she looks like a SJW insert.
Literally what the FUCK does that even mean you retarded, obese memelord?
>>339023413
It makes sense for a young girl to dress like that since it's trendy, also, people tend to look awkward and/or ugly in their teens
>>339023413
>SJW insert
so because she is a girl and wears glasses she is a SJW? what a paronoid fuck you are OP
>>339023712
>>339023924
Meaning she's ugly for the sake of pandering and doesn't look anything like the parents.
>>339024082
Except she isn't ugly
>>339023413
Two attractive parents usually make ugly kids
I would know, my parents were very attractive
>>339024148
You have to at least concede that she doesn't look like the parents
>>339023413
Looks like Elena.
And ifk maybe Naughty Dog got creeped out from all the Ellie porn after TLOU and decided to make their new teenage girl ugly.
>>339024082
Nate was pretty fucking ugly when he was a kid
She does look like her parents. And she also looks like a normal, typical teen. Would you be happy if she looked like an anime fairy princess from one of your JRPGs?
Sorry, but the franchise is so successful it doesn't have to use sex to sell shit to desperate neckbeards. Most people prefer immersion and realism over cheap fap baits.
>>339023413
most girls look ugly in their teens, you can't judge someones attractiveness until they are around 18-19 and maybe a bit after since people decide they give a shit about their looks then
>>339023558
Get out of here, Undertaker.
>>339024248
Probably going though the ugly teen years
>>339024307
They're past their prime at 18-19
>>339024190
Did you fug them?
Reminder that Drake is a murderer. We should stop praising these games.
>among thieves
>breaking into turkish museum to steal lamp
>climbing to the roofs
>there is a guard
>father of 3 kids and loving wife
>works hard to put his kids through school
>shitty minimum wage guard duty job
>some asshole westerner grabs be and throws me off the roof
>fall hundreds of feet to my death
Fuck Drake.
>>339024491
>>339024190
You're mother cheated
>>339024491
Who the hell cares about turks?
>uses 4chan so much that he actually thinks young teens are attractive
kys tb quite honest my pham
>>339023413
>she looks like a SJW insert
Anon...
http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/news/uncharted-4-director-neil-druckmann-on-nathan-drake-sexism-in-games-20160524
"You've said in the past that you've been influenced by Anita Sarkeesian's Feminist Frequency videos and the larger conversation about diversity and representation in games. How did that affect Uncharted 4?
When I'm introducing and describing a new character to our lead character concept artist, constantly she will ask, "What if it was a girl?" And I'm like, "Oh, I didn't think about that. Let me think, does that affect or change anything? No? Cool, that's different. Yeah, let's do it."
Initially, in the epilogue, it was Nate's son. Something similar happened with the mansion they go into. That was an old English guy's house. She asked, "Well, what if it was a woman?"
You have some sexist focus testers who were really upset by Nadine beating up Nate, and really upset at the end when it was Nate's daughter. To the point where we had to ask one guy to leave. In his core, it just affected him. He was cursing, "Not you, too, Naughty Dog! Goddammit. I guess I'm done with Uncharted if you guys ever make another one, with his daughter. This fucking bullshit." And I was like, Wow, why does that matter?"
really how the fuck is she ugly
she looks just like a typical fucking teenage girl
>>339023413
Blonde hair
Green eyes
Smug puncheable face
Looks like Elena's and Drake's daughter to me.
>>339023413
first of all what would a faggot on /v/ know about genetics and secondly she got spanish genes. thats rite drake is a mexican.
So all the little girls(the fanbase) won't feel jealous. If a woman sees a prettier woman they are immediately offended. Do you not know how woman work?
>>339024654
>she looks just like a typical fucking teenage girl
Shes ugly, intentionally ugly.
this is what an average teenage girl should look like and considering how handsome nate is and how feminin elena is, it doesn't compute, she should have good genes
>>339024654
Weebs think that anyone who isn't anime is ugly.
>>339024752
but women don't play vidya
>>339024571
the turks?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSAjNWypykQ
>>339024762
A ton of makeup and photoshop and double eyelid lenses with facebook angles is what a young girl should look like?
Kill yourself.
>>339023413
We need to appeal towards a wider demographic. We need a daughter character in this game!
Sadly, we do not have enough time to make a new character that is highly detailed. So we'll just throw in a random NPC model.
Yeah, I agree. They could've given her plump dick-sucking lips, enormous breasts, and curly red hair. And a bikini or something, not a fucking tank top with a print. They could've given her thick, thich thighs and a tiny slim waist. Why didn't they do it, WHY? I hope you can at least kill the ugly bitch. Fucking SJWs ruining video games.
>>339024629
>You have some sexist focus testers who were really upset by Nadine beating up Nate,
Because it is bullshit
>He was cursing, "Not you, too, Naughty Dog! Goddammit.
And he was completely right.
She looks like she's modeled after som devs ugly daughter
>>339024491
I agree that part was dumb especially since they went to such an effort to not harm the innocent guards.
BUT, technically he doesn't die. He survives and swims away. It's 1000% unrealistic, even for Uncharted, but he does survive.
>>339023921
This. Also, Attractive people can have ugly kids.
>>339024820
>A ton of makeup and photoshop and double eyelid lenses with facebook angles is what a young girl should look like?
>being this butthurt that they couldnt design an attractive daughter from two attractive parents
She's ugly, just face it, she should have hit the genetic jackpot but they fucked her appearance up lmao and for what reason? I don't know but you seem hell bent on defending it.
Druckmann loves pandering to pedophile neckbeard SJWs of NeoGAF
>>339024629
wow, just wow....
>>339024963
She is like fucking 12 years old dude.
she looks like the average teenage white girl what the fuck is the issue
>>339024963
Do you know how genetics work? Two good looking parents aren't guaranteed to have a good looking son/daughter.
>>339024629
I don't think anything is wrong with Nate having a daughter, but the "What if it was a girl?" thing is pretty stupid. I guess it can be a good idea and good things can come from it, but you're pretty bad at your job if you are creating characters and need a while separate person to do that for you.
Also, I legitimitely don't believe that bit about the focus group.
>>339025003
see also: The Last of Us DLC
>>339023413
>"hey this character model looks a little dorky"
>"FUCKING SJWS!!!!!!!!!!! PINKO COMMIE LIBERAL SJW SHIIIIIIIIIIIT!"
/v/ is a fucking lost cause
>>339024963
I'm sorry that you think a kg of makeup along with plastic surgery and photoshop is attractive.
Consider moving to Korea where all the women look the same and give birth to ugly children.
>>339025026
>she's like 12 years old
So is this girl.
Come on man just admit they fucked up her face and she looks like Mr. Burns LMAO
>>339025076
Yeah, this thread is pretty full of butthurt, honestly.
>>339024796
This is a movie though.
>>339025181
And your pic is also fucking ugly you weebgook loving piece of shit fuck off to nukeland and never comeback.
>>339025076
The 'issue' is that she looks like a normal prepubescent girl, not some loli fantasy that neckbeards can fap to.
>>339023413
>SJW insert.
Educated people tend to be left-leaning
the more you know
It's the nose. Neither Nate or Elena have a nose like that. She looks like a Jew and it makes no sense. That said, I get the impression that she's adopted. Not sure why.inb4 they make a story DLC with her and reveal she's trans
>>339025134
Ugh why are you guys so mean? Imagine being a 12 year old girl who looks just like her that might be reading this thread. Imagine how she'll feel. I don't care what you say, I'd still bone her.
>>339023413
She got her dad's high cheekbones and nose. What you are seeing is an attractive man as a young girl.
>>339023413
Maybe because ND are SJW devs
>>339025393
>this post
>12 year old girl posting on 4chan
>boning a 12 year old
>>339025237
>>339025141
>>339025118
>>339025076
>she looks like the average teenage white girl what the fuck is the issue
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
She looks like a fucking man LMAO, she's on that Mr. Burns times from the simpsons. She is a genetic fuck up just admit it, they designed her ugly, just admit it.
MR. BURNS
LMAOOOO
>>339024082
>>>339023712
>>>339023924
>Meaning she's ugly for the sake of pandering
You don't know this. You are afraid of an sjw boogie man that doesn't exist.
>>339025582
>>339025473
ok
>>339025582
Epic xdd
Test
>>339025612
I think the girl is easily debatable but drake being overpowered, not beaten, overpowered by a woman who isn't even made to be exceptionally muscular is ridiculous. Make her a better fighter, make her take him out with better skill/reflexes, but her using brute force and winning is just idiotic.
Because that's how genes work sometimes fucker.
It doesn't always hit home runs even when you have parents with great attributes. Their genome from the entire family gets involved and it doesn't quite workout.
Alternatively one of the dev daughters or nieces like vidya and got put in the game as drake's kid.
>she looks like the average teenage white girl
Man the type of dumb fanboy sucker to have to depend this game to this length, the audacity of some of these mother fuckers is literally amazing. Uncharted 4 is a great game but if you can't admit Nates daughter looks like a piece of dog shit in a.k.a A man in a 13 year old boys body then you need to hop off that naughty dog dick LMAO
SHES
U
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L
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despite having two extremely attractive parents. And they intentionally designed her that way.
Naughty Dog deffence force in full effect today.
She's not FAT! She's big boned!
She's not ugly! She's just 13 years old!
KEK
>>339025643
Ok
>>339025780
>>339025582
You must me 18 or older to post.
>>339025330
Recessive gypsy genes
Personally I think it's weird that pretty much every representation of daughters now is "wise beyond her years" girl that wears black rimmed glasses. I don't have a laundry list of examples but it seems like I see this shit everywhere now.
>>339025898
>Removed donut drake cause SJWs cried MUH FAT PRIDE WORLD WIDE
>>339026023
This is a better point than OP. I think it's because we want our daughters to be like that. Or at least, the creators do.
>>339025898
ok
>>339025756
Have you played it? She is muscular and clearly proficient in martial arts.
>>339024629
Neil Cuckmann everyone
>>339023413
Children look really uncanny in video games no matter what game. Have yet to see child character that looks like normal human child, not miniature adult.
>>339026126
She didn't even use any martial arts, she just hobo beat downed him.
>>339023413
>she looks like a SJW insert
please don't start with this retarded shit
>>339026172
Young 'Drake
The boy from Ico
The boy from The Last Guardian
>>339026119
ok
>>339024082
You're as bad as the SJW's themselves.
>tfw I love uncharted
>hate sjws
>>339026201
Again, have you played the game?
>>339025756
I agree it is stupid. But I also don't think it is some malicious attempt to make you a feminist. It isn't a big deal, who cares. Nobody bitches when cammy chucks zangief 12 feet, is it because she's attractive? Neither games are realistic.
Wait..Drake was supposed to have a son?
>>339023413
She was initially supposed to be a boy.
>>339023413
Was this movie any good?
"we want the neogaf audience"
>>339025780
I think it's mostly the retarded glasses.
It doesn't even make any sense. Why does she need glasses? Both of her parents have perfect eyesight. Does she spend like ten hours a day on her computer or on a smartphone even though they live in a beachside paradise?
>>339024629
>"What if it was a girl?"
In an unrealistic video game world you can apply that question to every single character.
I assume Drake was exempt from this question because then it would be too similar to Tomb Raider.
>>339023413
He was cucked so what. Happens to everyone.
>>339023413
She looks like that so you won't sexual objectify her, you CIS scum.
>>339024259
>Naughty Dog got creeped out from all the Ellie porn after TLOU and decided to make their new teenage girl ugly.
That actually makes a TREMENDOUS amount of sense. Tactically brilliant move on Naughty Dog, if so.
>>339024762
>this is what an average teenage girl should look like
So... Asian?
>>339026521
My parents don't wear glasses but me and my sister wear contact lenses
>>339024491
A. He survives
B. THat is the one part of the game Nathan takes care to openly NOT kill anyone and even instructs his partner as such.
If you're going to shit on the game (and let's face it, it NEEDS to be shit on), then at least do it right.
>>339023413
She looks like Elena with Drakes big nose
>>339026620
did you see the other games thay made i dont think thay give a shit about the porn
>>339024963
Just stop posting you fucking idiot
>>339025473
Nadine was a fucking monster trained in martial arts whose arms were bigger than Meryl's.
Of course she beat the shit out of the Drakes.
>>339023413
That's because she was a SJW insert.
>>339026741
Yeah, okay, show me one fucking webm or gif of any of these Jak girls getting fucked in sfm.
>>339026620
Or they could have just made it a boy as intended.
>>339026663
How addicted are you to the internet and videogames?
>>339025473
what is funnier is how Sam appears out of thin air
>>339026521
Do you not understand how genetics work anon?
Her parents aren't they only ones contributing to her genetic makeup. Somewhere on either side of her parents family she had a relative with bad eyes.
>>339026762
Why even fucking lie? We can all see on the webm that she has twig like appendages where muscles should be.
>>339026741
>a game form more than 10 years ago is relevant to decisions made now
>>339024491
Same as indiana jones. Nobody cares
>>339026854
Eyesight is 100% genetic
>>339026890
>Entirety of the Drake bloodline were crazy adventurers
Knew he should've gone with Chloe.
>>339024629
>we want the Tomb Raider audience
>>339025473
Interesting how none of the men attacked didn't put any effort in fighthing back. It's like they were thinking "I'm a remorseless badass killing machine but hitting a woman it's against my beliefs as i am a progressive modern liberal man"
>>339024629
>To the point where we had to ask one guy to leave
Why do developers never actually do this when play testers contribute to actual problems in the game? I wish Insomniac told its focus testers to fuck off when making Overstrike and Fuse. I'm so fucking mad about that game.
This guy's reaction is a bit over the top (if it even happened which I'm sure it was just someone who disagreed with them and they didn't like it knowing Druckmann) but I wish more devs would just say fuck off to focus testers. They've ruined too many games.
>this is what your average girl looks like
Her parents aren't average though, they're good looking people. They made her look butt ugly to play safe as to not offend people.
That's pathetic.
>>339023413
The more important question is where the fuck is the SFM of her with her dog??
R34 when?
I'm playing through the Uncharted Collection, and Brutal difficulty is just some stupid shit. I really like Crushing and feel that it's typically fair in most situations, but Brutal is just "Get killed from across the stage by aimbot A.I. that reads your input of pressing L2 to bring up aiming". BluePoint really didn't think things through when they added that difficulty. There's no way they play tested it.
>>339024629
>"What if it was a girl?" And I'm like, "Oh, I didn't think about that. Let me think, does that affect or change anything? No? Cool, that's different. Yeah, let's do it."
>Initially, in the epilogue, it was Nate's son. Something similar happened with the mansion they go into. That was an old English guy's house. She asked, "Well, what if it was a woman?"
See, this just sums up the writing process at ND.
Shows just how throwaway the characters are and how thin the script is that they believe that so many of their characters are unimportant and interchangeable.
And yet people STILL praise it as an emotional masterpiece.
>>339024629
Have you ever seen one of the U4's making off videos? The person behind all this shit is a tranny who thinks he's all high and mighty and of course has twitter outburts.
>Game originally billed as Dude Raider ends its well regarded franchise with you playing as a girl who is basically set up to become a Lara Croft.
Feels full circle, man.
>>339027090
First, you can't rip PS4 models yet. Second, it's a female dog, sadly.
>>339026824
nobody makes any of them
>>339025473
What I don't get is that she doesn't look tough at all. Have a female badass for all I care, but don't make her look lik a huxtable. Make her look tough. That means broad shoulders, muscular and shit. Not this bitch with a tiny frame.
>>339027060
>inb4 tons of photos of beautiful hollywood couples with hideous children
>>339027025
Dude, not wanting to hit a woman is a pretty deeply ingrained trait of men.
How often do you go outside, anon that you believe the world functions like you think it does?
>>339027273
>>339026741
Because they are ugly as shit.
>>339026958
Yeah anon keep justifying that staring at a flickering screen for eight hours a day has no negative impact on your eyes.
>>339027273
Yeah, that's exactly my point. ND would've made Cassie Drake ugly after seeing all the sfm porn of Ellie.
>>339027184
Nobody says that. Some of the characters in Uncharted are pretty interesting, though.
I really like Sullivan and Cutter a lot. Cutter being a well-read intellectual type was a really nice touch.
>>339027329
>>339027329
You wanna say that to her fucking face, punk?
>>339026347
Nah it was just Elena's son from the camera guy who gets killed in the second game.
>>339027345
Who gives a shit
I can just get laser surgery
>>339027184
Their writing process up to now was
>I want a level on a sinking ship
>And a chase trough an old middle eastern town
>Oh and trecking trough the himalaias
>And a train!
It's literally CoD tier, but some people pretend Uncharted is a thinking man's series...
>>339027213
They should have actually made her look like Lara Croft then.
>>339027349
you got a source on that
>>339027182
git
gud
>>339027315
Deeply ingrained in what men? Many ancient societies slaughtered women and children just as they did men. The only times they didn't were to keep them as rape slaves or household servants.
You're just thinking of popularized gentleman culture. Historically, women have been treated like shit until recent centuries. If they stepped out of line, they were very often beaten back into line with physical abuse.
Not saying it was right or anything, but that's how it was.
>>339027315
Do you have fun watching your mother and sister getting fucked by an African American™?
>>339027384
best girl
>>339027402
What? They were a couple?
Looks pretty average to me. Also, thanks for putting that in my google search.
>>339027184
This literally summarizes Dan O'Bannon's writing process for Alien. It's far more common than you think and is a successful method for developing characters. When your characters' genders are interchangeable then you haven't written them as a STRONK MAN or STRONK WOMAN. You've written defining characteristics outside of that bullshit first. At least that's the goal. You can also just have a bunch of cheap and dispensable characters if you're not in a particular mood for good writing.
All I'm saying is don't knock the method. It's solid. Whether or not the application of the method was successful or not is case by case.
>>339025473
>no zimmerman option
shit game
>>339027557
No shit retard, average is ugly.
When have you ever heard of average being good.
>>339027557
>tfw even God is pandering to ugly SJWs now
Just end my life now, fampai.
>>339024629
>"You've said in the past that you've been influenced by Anita Sarkeesian's Feminist Frequency videos and the larger conversation about diversity and representation in games. How did that affect Uncharted 4?
>When I'm introducing and describing a new character to our lead character concept artist, constantly she will ask, "What if it was a girl?" And I'm like, "Oh, I didn't think about that. Let me think, does that affect or change anything? No? Cool, that's different. Yeah, let's do it."
I would put good money on this lead character concept artist bearing an uncanny resemblance to the character she ended up creating.
>teenaged daughter
>she isn't a dumb slut who uses Facebook and Instagram all day and who brings her boyfriend around every afternoon to suck his dick
?????
>>339027649
You're wasting your time, dude. So much of /v/ is so steeped in the /pol/ hivemind, that they can't see things that are vaguely progressive as anything but SJWs "taking away a lifestyle." Very few of the people you're arguing with here have ever written anything or done anything creatively worthwhile. So their understanding of creative methods that have existed for ages will be practically non-existent
>epilogue takes place around 2030
>hipster glasses are still a thing
it's over, they won
>>339027878
I don't think the character was supposed to represent you anon.
>>339027649
Does Cassie Drake have any defining characteristics beyond being a girl?
>>339027948
idiot
>>339027985
No clue. Don't even have a PS4 yet. Is she any different from her dad? Are any video game characters that different from Drake? Does Mario really speak to the unique Male Experience™?
>>339027985
Is a better Backgammon player than Sully, a natural traveler like her father, from the observations made on her father's work in his office she's likely to be another historian prodigy, and likes to surf.
>>339027985
You should be able to look at what little she does as a character to see what characteristics she has.
but she looks exactly like their daughter
she's got drake's nose even `
>>339027878
>4chan frogposter
>has butthurt idiotic opinion of how girls their lives that he invented only to justify his ass rage
wew lad
>>339027306
she does have broad shoulders and is muscular, you just dont see that from the webm or in that outfit
>>339027492
I've already cleared all 3 games on Brutal? Just pointing out that it's difficult for the wrong reasons. There are certain parts in each game where you can die before even regaining control of your character.
>>339026312
>how do you know shit tastes bad if you haven't eaten it?
>>339028189
His description is pretty spot on. Except for the dick sucking part. Only a quarter of teenage girls are statistically whores.
>>339023413
>t-they won't make porn with her if we make her ugly, r-right guys?
So naive. People will make porn with her just to prove a point
>>339027025
Spoilers about the fight:it takes place in a crumbling building, Nate and Sam just want to get out as quickly as possible so they try to reason with her, but Nadine is a crazy bitch who doesn't care and instead she decides to try to put and end to what Rafe (main villain) wasn't able to do for over 10 chapters.
>>339024762
she looks like a fucking tard
>>339027521
He's talking about modern men, anon. Obviously.
>>339027878
Why do you think Drake's daughter is an ugly sjw?
you virgins watch too much Japanese porn
you have no grasp on reality
>>339023413
>she looks like a SJW insert.
Because she is. A Jew one.
>>339028582
>he doesn't watch Japanese porn
Get a load of this homosexual queer, kek
>>339023413
she has drake eyebrows.
>>339023413
I liked Drake's house and family. I wish I were him.
the next generation of feminists should be able to identify with her since she will be the next protag in uncharted 5 (reboot or whatever)
>>339028582
>white bitches are ugly
but we already knew that anon
>>339027878
>implying she doesn't have daddy issues
>>339027262
Can you rip PS3 models? How did they get Ellie and Sarah?
>>339028214
Broader shoulders and more muscular than an average female, I'll give you that, but not 'i can beat up a veteran adventurer and ex-con with ease'-physique
Oh look it's another father-daughter incest fantasy game
>>339029523
>>339029523
Don't leave me hangin brah.
![latest[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/xpKUvbF.jpg "latest[1].png")
>>339025473
>early 90s
>stronk female character
>wooow she is so cool i love action girls like her so badass
>today
>stronk female character
>wooow the sjws are conquering our hobbies we should fight back cuck cuck cuck cuck cuuuuck
>>339029660
Nice try, cuck. But taking things out of context won't back up your argument. You see back then there were strong WOMEN. They were strong but they were still women. Right now what you have is an abortion of what a woman should be. Just ugly dykes with no charm at all.
>>339026521
>it's mostly the retarded glasses.
This.
Normal girls, not posy SJW wear something thin and light, not fucking granny's aquariums.
Fuck i can't even find a proper picture.
>>339029660
Female shooting something with a gun is equally as effective as a male shooting something with a gun
a female punching somebody with her arm strength is not equally effective as a male punching with arm strength. Men are physically stronger
>>339029660
James Cameron knows how to actually write good characters, who happen to be female
ND are just a bunch of hacks
>>339026347
his wife's son, you shitlord.
>>339023413
>she looks like a SJW insert.
That's because she's trans
>>339029909
>>339029978
>>339030002
>i-it doesnt c-count!! s-stop triggering m-me!!!~!
>>339029952
I'd disagree, glass is a fashion statement even when you have shit vision and need them for real. got mine changed recently, I'm a balding dude but the cleck really fucking tried to sell me the most garish thick shit ever just because "that's what is done now".
>>339028260
>no I haven't played it and now I'm out of arguments to make
>>339030060
nobody is upset here friend
>>339029660
There's a difference between female characters that are strong and "strong female characters"
>>339027315
>not wanting to hit a woman is a pretty deeply ingrained trait of men
take a biology class, nigga. visit the zoo, a farm, anything. pls. god
>>339029660
>tfw they took some red headed Scottish woman and put her in literal black face for the role instead of hiring an actual spic
Based Jimmy Cameron can literally do no wrong.
>>339023413
I think she's cute and they conveyed that she picked up her parents' quirks and mannerisms. She's well written for the small amount we see of her.
>>339024571
Do you think were gonna get Uncharted 5 starring cassie?
>>339029978
>>339029660
Milla Jovovich and Michelle Rodriguez both had a decade long career of playing this exact stereotype, and nobody cared.
Only neo /v/ hates the action girl stereotype tbqh.
>>339023554
>le fedora maymay for not liking shit games
wait a minute that card....
>>339026741
Silly Anon, this is Nu-Naughty we're talking about.
>>339030075
The point is that crazy thick glasses like that look bad, even if it's popular.
>>339028415
Typical chimp behavior.
>>339023413
Not very attractive women are endearing as fuck.
Doesn't change the fact that the game is a piece of shit, of course, but certainly not because of your sjw spook, you fucking autist.
You guys are the otters in this pic. Holy fuck.
>>339026867
No seriously, if you start doing shit faster than the game expects you to, you see a lot of fuckers teleporting throughout the game
This is getting really disturbing
>>339030520
What is getting disturbing, exactly?
Daughters exist in real life, you know. You may even have met some.
>>339023413
>everyone who is attractive is attractive between 8 and 16
Did you never fucking grow up with a mirror?
>>339030520
But anon
>father/daughter
>mother/son
Are the strongest parent/child relationships.
>Uncharted 4's pacing is shit, it comes to a screeching halt every time the action starts
>"You know what would be a fitting end to a series about adventure? Turning the final sequence into an even shittier Gone Home"
>People gave this shit a 10/10
>>339030319
Nah, it'd be far better if they were Sully prequels.
>>339030590
Not him, but I did, and I looked really good when I was 13-17.
I'm 23 now and look nowhere near as good, although that might be the weight I've put on, which I'm losing. Just saying that teenage uglyness isn't really a thing.
>>339030520
>Bioshock 2
Thats the one that made me feel like real shit though.
>>339026172
Sunny
>>339030421
nope
>>339030597
I can't think of many mother/son relationships in games.
>>339030649
I'd be down for a CO-OP Uncharted game starring Sully, Chloe, Cutter andChase
>>339030649
Young Sully, Chloe or Cutter will never be the main characters on any Uncharted.
Expect playable Sam in the DLC and Cassie in U5.
>>339030817
I cannot think of many main characters whoa are also mother either.
>>339030934
good
I can't wait for the SFM porn with them.
Shame you can't RIP PS4 models yet, to my knowledge.
>>339030775
I meant that as in they started changing after Jak and starting Uncharted.
>>339023413
It's what happens when you grow up in modern America.
>>339030865
>>339030934
Cutter is super cool. I wish they'd bring him back for a more solid role. It's a shame that he was written out of UC3 so early because of his actor having other stuff going on.
>>339027450
Cute af, 8/10 would marry and put a baby in
>>339030520
Are there any games that feature sons in a touching relationship with their parent? The closest one I can think of is GTA5's fat asshole kid. What is this gamedev pedo ring, they keep doing daughterfus
>>339030817
Metal Gear Solid franchise has 2.
F.E.A.R.
Basically every JRPG ever.
>>339031075
dont say that
>>339030978
Valanice from King's Quest.
>>339030662
>teenage ugliness isn't a thing
That's not true at all, holy shit. Some teenagers go through really weird shit and have some fucked up proportions and faces until they finally hit their 20's.
Honestly, do you really think it's a smart idea to generalize ALL people?
>>339031214
That's exactly my point, friendo. You can't just generalize and claim that there's a thing such as teenage ugliness when it only affects a small portion of people, mostly Anglos as well.
>>339024629
>constantly she will ask, "What if it was a girl?"
>And I was like, Wow, why does that matter?"
lel
>>339030319
Holy shit.
Good on him for having a sense of humor.
Im surprised she wasn't Black & Transgender knowing ND these days
>>339031145
I'm not sure that it counts for either of those. The Boss wasn't Big Boss's real mother, she never knew Ocelot for real, and Snake and Eva had a mother/son moment for like ten seconds before she died. Alma maybe, but that whole thing was fucked up.
>>339023413
Thats mei from overwatch but young
>>339031449
>hurr durr it doesn't count cause she doesn't make you breakfast in a cutscene
>>339024963
>hit the genetic jackpot
Yeah but Drake and what's her name are crazy treasure explorers. Face it the girl was raised in a poor environment and probably has bockety teeth and brittle bones from poor nutrition, stree ticks, and general failure to thrive.
Ask yourself, why would a girl, both of whose parents had perfect eyesight in adulthood, need glasses? The answer is found in deformities in the skull from poor handling as a baby, poor diet, lack of exercise and an overall level of mild neglect.
Also, you all need to start resting your tongue on your palletes, and stop eating so many processed foods. Pic related.
>>339031530
I'm just saying that you're kind of stretching the definition of a "mother/son relationship" in all of those cases.
>>339026975
Chloe is best girl, shits all over Elena
I fucking hate the TLoU style menu.
Where is my big ass title?
Where is the fucking Nate Theme 4.0?
Fucking Druckman and fucking Naughty Shits.
This is the worst thread I have seen in months.
>>339030649
> Sully prequels
Unsullied: the life and times of Victor Sullivan, as told by Victor Sullivan. Volumes 1-8.
> game begins
> Old Nate and Old Elena are going off on some archelogical trip
> Too dangerous for Cassie
> She is staying at Sully's house for 2 weeks
> Bump into something sitting on Sully's desk
> "oops, sorry"
> HAH! that takes me back, you want to know how I got that thing kid?"
> "sure....." *rolls eyes at camera*
> "well, it all started way back when, before I met your dad, hell before he was even born........"
> *fades to a shot of a South Anerican city street in the 70s*
> A man is facing the other way, mumbling something
> only audible word is "GODDAMN IT"
> cheesy B-movie music plays
> he turns his head, it's a young, sexy Sully
> freeze frame of his head, only animated bit is cigar smoke, title card appears:
> Victor Sullivan: Hero, Scoundrel, Ladies Man
> cutscene ends, you now have control of young sully
> old sully narrates what's going on, explains how he got into this situation
> acts as a tutorial
> Rest of the game follows suit, super cheesy, 70s B-movie Asthetic following the massively exaggerated exploits of young sully.
> ridiculous set peices that are made up to outdo Nates
> Seducing ladies
> Cassie calling out his inconsistencies and bullshit, Sully corrects them and changes happen real time in the game.
>Uncharted 5
>cassie is a lesbian
>has a black gf
>game revolves around an evil racist villain
>hes trying to awake an evil magic to wipe out blacks
>>339023413
Joels kid was the cutest ever, she would grow up to be a beautiful woman. This looks like a le nerd girl with SJW tendencies
>Make her attractive
>SJWs freak the fuck out
>Make her ugly
>Autistic neckbeards freak the fuck out
I feel so bad for devs these days.
>>339032081
>>339032081
you mean call of juarez gunslinger? eat shit, faggot
