>I'm going for the Toblerone!
>A gun for the thoughtful fun
>EUGENE OKAY OKAY!
>>338879676
>Oak: Are you a boy or a girl?
>>338879676
>PK Fire!
>>338880015
PK Freeeeee!
>>338879676
Eternal reminder of what could have been better.
>>338879940
>>338879676
I love playing as Zarya but I have no fucking idea what she's saying in this line.
I am not de turd
>>338879940
>>338880168
Presumably because you don't speak Russian m8
>>338880118
does she not have any non-pink hair skins?
>always a Genji main going around fucking things up
>have to pick Winston so i can banana slamma his ass and electrocute because apparently everyone else is too dumb to deal with him
If he had the same health as tracer there wouldn't be that much problem.
>>338880706
she does but they're still pretty bad
I'VE GOT JEWS IN MY SIGHTS
>>338880846
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/overwatch/Zarya/Skins
Two recolors and two hat ones that are different. Pixie cut just doesn't match her and every hair dresser out there would say the same thing.
>>338880846
well that sucks, there were already some pretty cool designs of her floating around during the week she was revealed,since everyone hated her
>>338880826
If he had the same health as Tracer he'd be complete garbage
>tfw ulting from the ground as Phara and the entire enemy team looks up searching for you
>>338880952
>not having juice in your sight and aiming blindly
LET'S TAKE A BROOOWN
>>338879676
>I'm going for the Tumblrone!
How do you guys deal with solo queue?
I'm matched with some retarded as fuck people today jesus
>>338881396
Just wait until summer vacation. Its starts early here in FL.
>>338881396
I don't bother with solo queue, then again I'm in my own private hell where one friend mains Tracer and plays her like soldier 76 while he constantly complains.
No one bothers with tank or support not even a single friend bothers.
>>338881396
Play to win at the start, good team comp and whatnot. If shit goes downhill just hop on your favorite and play for fun
>>338880168
Russian for "Fire at will" She even occasionally say it in English if a friendly uses it
>>338879676
Confuses the FUCK out of me because I immediately think
>WHERE THE FUCK IS TORBJORN?!
![1451823271357[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NCl7ANy.jpg "1451823271357[1].jpg")
>>338879676
NO ITS MINE
>>338879676
I'm going for diplomacy!
>MALTS AND CHOOOOORES!
>>338880118
She kinda reminds me of pre-transformation Daidouji, so I really prefer this to her usual pink haired self. Is this a skin or something? I've never used Zarya and I don't think I ever will unless I get this one skin for her.
>>338881951
For the longest time I thought it was "OLD KING COOOOOAL"
>>338880168
ogoneh po gatovnosti
"fire at will"
>>338882086
It's an edit. Zarya got some of the worst skins in the game.
>>338882157
>8 syllables versus 3
No wonder the Russian is a shit hole. Even their language is inefficient.
>>338882086
It's just a fan edit, i really don't get the choice of a pink pixie cut on her.
>>338880118
She needs short hair. Maybe a different style and color but long hair like bad on her
[robotic noises in the sound of a military trumpet signal for 'Charge!']
its canon that mei and zarya fuck
>>338880118
This looks so bad.
>>338881396
Personally I try to make good use of those in game commands when you click C. There's not a lot of options there but it's pretty useful. For example, I've helped some characters with no mobility skills travel across maps faster by using the "Group up" command and then blasting them all with those rocket jump bombs. Plus I've had good results by using "Ultimate status" plus "Group up" as Zenyatta so everyone knows it's safe(r) to push if they're near me because I'm going to use Transcendence.
>>338882218
>>338882290
What a fucking let down.
>>338880118
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zI7cNhTIOEI
>>338882364
They gotta keep warm some how.
>>338879676
Severely underrated tank, imo. Best tank pocket as Mercy.
>>338881849
fuck I can't stop cringing whenever I think about this strip
>>338882640
they flirt in game
>>338881849
what is the original source of this
>>338881396
>have a friend I know from online
>we don't use mics but we still play together and use chat so this means we don't actually coordinate
>he has two other friends that do the same, so every time I play with him we're in a group of 4
>this means the game will match us with another group of 4 premades
>except that group always uses voice chat and is incredibly obvious they're coordinated as fuck
>this makes us lose 90% of the time
At this point for me playing solo queue is a fucking relief because at least then I'll get a scramble of random dudes vs another scramble of random dudes and have some fucking hope of winning.
>>338882698
Commenting about jackets and weather isn't flirting.
>>338882789
Its lost
seriously, I cant find it anywhere and everytime someone asks for source, no one can provide it
>>338882802
>don't use mics
Why
>>338882789
its a 2 page comic
basically just that page and one before it
>>338882640
sorry, but Mei belongs to Junkrat
>>338882837
how mad does it make you that theres a nigger character in here
>>338879676
>Sorry
>Gays into the abyss
>>338882640
But she is marryed to a man
Go headcannon in >>>/vg/
>>338883030
commeeeoonnnn
i just want to see it
im curious what it looks like
>>338883065
At least he isn't too niggerish. I hate his character though, one of the most boring in the game and he looks really out of place to me.
>>338881849
TOLBEROOOOOOOOOOONE!
>>338883191
i think hes cool
>>338883191
You shut your mouth Winston is fun as hell to play.
>>338883038
>Mei
>getting friendly with a bully
Now that's a joke
All Overwatch woman belongs to their black master, Reaper
>press ult button
>automatically get 3+ kills
>play of the game!
>this is the game faggots want to be an esport
>>338880118
unf
>>338883414
kek
I actually love winston. Taking out a mercy by leaping behind lines and then leaping back to your team is fun.
>>338883453
sauce on that head?
>>338883191
I don't like his design but he is fun as fuck to play, and one of the most strategic characters in the game.
>>338883453
GOTY is already Uncharted though
>>338883523
I don't think he's fun. And he's by far the easiest support.
He's also very op.
>>338883535
More like MOTY, am I right?
a-am i the only one who finds her really hot?
>>338883175
So do I and many others, haven't found sauce in a few years
>>338883617
I didn't say Metal Gear Solid
>you will never be with Tracer
>>338883704
No. I also do.
>>338883453
>play reinhardt
>theres only one ulti that can even break your shield
ulti's so op guys
>>338883704
>>338883772
Musclegirls are great, I just really don't like her hair.
>>338880118
She makes me think of Liquid Snake. Pretty cool though
>>338883704I do, but I mostly fuck dudes so that's more of a point against you
>>338882641
>playing with two that have mic's
>play as mercy
> they keep thanking me and saying good job
So this is what being a healslut feels like.
>>338883704
Nope but there's hardly any good nude art of her.
>Mei play POTG
>this plays
Really Blizzard?
>>338884301
>The higher you go, the colder it gets
>>338884168
Muh duck.
>>338883518
Pretty sure its the remade WoW female dwarves
>>338883763MGS5 was last year though
>>338880118
Short hair is fine, recolor still needed.
>All these fags being blindly autistic over pink hair
fucking /v/ i swear to god
>>338884804
>black armor
>red eyes
>>338884301
>Mei PoTG
>This plays
Get your shit together Blizzard.
>>338883704
She is my fave girl in the game
How do I play Zarya? She feels like one of the weakest tanks to me. Low health and her damage seems really poor too, and it feels like her shield lasts almost no time.
What am I doing wrong? What's the game plan as her?
>>338884957
Her damage increases based on how much damage she tanks when you shield yourself or a team mate. Wait for a big damage spike and self shield then lay waste to the world.
>>338884957
Gotta get in close and never alone and you will wrek. Make sure to just spam ur sheild and shield others
>>338884957
Shield isn't for blocking damage, it's for powering up your left click.
>>338884804
dang why can't one of her skins use that hair color.
>>338884301
Vape naysh yall
>>338882641
Fucking healslut faggots just sitting there and doing nothing
I cringe a little when I see this stupid bitch on my team. When I have to heal i pick my nigga zenbot so I can actually fight and heal and not be a burden but he's as durable as a sheet of wet paper.
>>338883857
>Most ultimates only do under 2000 damage!
So instead of playing well and avoiding ultimates, I should just be another Reinhardt?
>>338880453
Hey, that meme is property of /o/
>>338885413
>Healslut
>Sitting around doing nothing
I prefer Lucio, but holy shit
>>338884007
and her face
>Everyone's cumming over me
what did she mean by this?
>>338884301
DUDE
>>338885413
>not constantly being on the move healing a group of friendlies
>not buffing them when they are above 50% health
>>338885846
That Genjo is a little too happy.
>>338885413
You don't really mean that, anon.
>>338885953
>not being happy that Papa 76 cares about your safety
>>338879676
>mfw playing arcade with zarya
Literally STRONK LIKE MOTHER RASHA
>mfw mercy picks me as her slut
Literally unstoppable goddess
Don't mind me, just testing out how to webm
HEAL ESTABLISHED
aka BORK BORK JORG BORK
>>338886318
why the fuck do people even bother uploading highlights that don't involve ults
>>338886242
Just remember to shield her when she's in trouble.
>>338886392
Mercy is a slut! Slut!
>>338886318
That's not even impressive, why is this considered a highlight to the game?
>>338884957
When low charge < 50, you're looking to scope out teammates that are about to go in to shield them, like offensive characters about to round a corner or a Genji climbing over a wall. I prefer to focus on left-click at this power level because right-click is pretty weak. Save your self-shield or only use it if you know you can get free charge like intentionally running into Symmetra orbs or Junkrat spam.
When charge > 50, though ideally 60+, you're looking to go in with self-shield at the ready. Go in and wreck shit up, right clicks can do like ~100 damage at 100% charge, but left-click is better vs tanks with big health pools and hitboxes. Hit self-shield when they notice you and you start taking fire. You often leave fights with only your blue health lost with this tactic.
As a general firing tip, I like to use left-click then finish them off with a right-click, especially because you can right-click even at 1 ammo. Spamming right-clicks is often not very effective, especially if the enemy has healing or is at long range. Just focus on shielding teammates and protecting your supports if that's the situation.
Reload often as ammo depletes very quickly with Zarya. Reload before you pop black hole...I always forget that one.
She has other advanced tricks like right-click splash jumps to move forward quickly and jump over walls.
>tfw I have to go Mercy because my entire team thinks it's a good idea to go all offense with no heals
I just want to play Pharah and Junkrat.
>>338886543
Beats me, not sure how blizz calculates it
>>338886442
>"X pressed Q POTG"
How would jet set radio ever get POTG?
Is that even possible?
I could see if 4 dudes with 1 HP stood there and let you kill them, but that's it.
>>338886442
>ults
>scrubiest press one button receive potg
fuck that potg where someone beasted without using an Ult are WAY more impressive than ult ones
>>338886467
Hnnnng, yes, I vill protekt you.
How do I git gud with Tracer?
>>338886442
I think the opposite. Just because you did 3 kills with an ult doesn't mean it was skillful.
>>338879676
Do you think she fucked all the other girls?
>>338886862
You know how to do the time warp right? Just do it again.
>>338886791
Oh it's possible anon on certain maps
>>338886543
It's an algorithm. Kills, damage, healing, revivals, and direct hits all count towards the best play.
He got like 6 direct hits in a row.
>>338886791
get a crucial LET'S BREAK IT DOWN
or PUSH OFF multiple people off map on Ilios or that tibet temple map on Control
>>338885846
If S 76 has the dad role of the team
who has the mother role?
>>338886862
>find someone not looking at you
>unload guns into anus
>right click while reloading or getting hit
>Press E at low health
>>338886967
>Lucio wet dream
that fucker probably got that "literally impossible" achievement for that too fuck
>>338887030
Mercy com'on son...
>>338886967
Wow. brb playing lucio forever.
>>338886862
Warp in, empty clip, warp out. Repeat.
The second you take damage, push E and warp the fuck outta there until your E regenerates. Repeat.
Basically the only time someone should see you is when you're shooting them in the back or running away.
>>338887030
Bastion
>>338887030
Reinhardt, he is there to protect them until they are ready.
>>338881396
>win a lot with friends
>do solo queue
>feels like I'm playing a 6v1
Winning is unlikely but I basically just try to get as many gold medals as possible. I usually end up with 3-4, I had one 5 game as Soldier.
>join game late, end of the round
>kill 2 people
>gold medal
>keep getting mercy potg animations from loot boxes
>no matter how beast I do with Mercy I always get 1up by a bastion, torb or reaper killing 2 or 3 people in a row
I don't know why I bother equipping these animations.
>>338886467
Whoa mama! Post more Zarya x Mercy. I does things to my dick
>>338884301
VAPE NATION
>>338886862
You need to be annoying.
Shoot from behind, move to one of their sides shoot again, pull back,repeat, you'll annoy the shit out of them and distract the team so your team can push forward or buy them time.
>>338884301
>>338887459
This
>>338882354
HOLY SHIT is that drawn by the guy who made those old Dota comics with Axe's beard and shit.
>>338884301
SUED NATION!!! V/\
>>338888024
It's the same one just edited.
How do you win when you have players who pick shit like Bastion and Widow on offense
>>338880118
Unf, lioness me likey.
>>338888269
monkeydick rapes widowmaker and a lot of shit can fuck up bastion
examples are junkrat or pharah just corner shooting rockets, or a reinhardt shield
>>338888418
I'm talking about these players on your own team
>>338882640
only true shipping.
>>338887805
oh man this is just creepy
>>338888513
>People not even looking at mei's concept art.
God damn folks she's thick but not flowing over with folds shit.
How do I git gud with Hanzo?
Only hero I'm having trouble learning, I tried the pve and training but that's not real experience since its dumb bots.
>>338888486
You cry and accept your defeat
>>338888269
pick reinhart and mercy with ur m8.
If you're good ull be highest elims on any hero you play, the skill floor is so low.
>>338888634
For what it's worth, they've changed her look since the concept art.
That said Zarya isn't big enough. She needs like, 30 times the muskles.
>>338879676
>tfw Zarya and solider 76 line their ultimate up together
nothing feels better then the whole enemy team being trapped while you have them in your sights
>>338879676
>Playing winston on china llanng tower
>we are holding the objective just fine see the enemy team
>monkey leap over hit ultimate fling all 4 of the enemies off
>get play of the game
Is there anyone more fun then winston?
>>338879676
LETS MAKE ANOTHER THREAD ABOUT IT
>>338889123
>needing aimbot to hit stationary targets
>not headshotting for max damage instead
>>338889323
How does his jetpack work? I see people leap higher than mine.
Do I not push forward when using it?
>>338889602
Look up
>tfw team is full of noobs who constantly switch heroes to try them all out
>>338879676
How tough are Zarya's tits?
Are they squishy and perky, or are they hard and chiseled?
>>338889831
Why not go to the training room for that...?
I mean, I know training isn't the same as a live fire exercise but you should at least have a general grasp on how to use your guy. God knows how many times I've seen Tracers kill themselves with their own sticky bomb.
>>338879676
her dick must be huge
>>338884168
She's proof that video games need to embrace hardbodies.
>>338889945
Yes
>>338889602
Angle you're aiming and looking at
>>338887434
Let your team run into the point like the retards they are, die, and then revive them in one big chunk. Boom, you got POTG.
>>338887030
Mercy or Reignhart.if we are going by dysfunctional family Widowmaker for cold uncaring parent
>>338888830
>they've changed her look since the concept art.
yeah they made her thinner. Even in the concept she wasn't as fat as this drawing.
>>338890109Post more musclebutt
>>338888634
>thick
Fat. Get over it.
>>338890109
This is true.
>>338890109
>>338890416
fucking nasty
>>338890145
It's like tumbler came alive and became this fatass character. It's awful.
>>338884301
>Going through poses
>See this
Really guys?
Life is pain
So is death
Hahaha
>Reinhardt skins that remove his helmet don't make him sound different
>Young Genji skins don't make his voice non-robotic
>Young Hanzo skins don't make him sound any younger
>Junkrat's Scarecrow skins don't make him sound like he has a burlap sack on his head
>Lucio's voice isn't robotic when he has those frog helmets on
>Mei's ult doesn't play a fire engine siren in her firefighter skins
>Pharah's voice isn't robotic in the Mecha skins and she doesn't do a native american war cry during her ult in the indian ones
>Reaper's still a wispy edgelord as Blackwatch Reyes
>Soldier 76 doesn't sound any younger as Commander Morrison
>Roadhog's voice isn't clearer in Legendary skins without the mask
>Symmetra still hasn't found the toilet
>Winston doesn't make any Jumanji references in his Safari skins
why bother
>>338890416
Literally hank hill ass
>>338892247
>Roadhog's voice isn't clearer in Legendary skins without the mask
Maybe because he's wearing a dead shark and what looks like a rebreather
>>338891543
Fuarkin sweet brehs
>>338892247
>kill Tracer
>Winston's response is "Game's up, stop running."
I was also hoping Mei's fire fighter weapon shot water or extinguisher foam or something
>Team Composition Tips: No Support Heroes
>Last person picks Symmetra
>>338892493
>Nipple ring
>>338880118
That hair looks far worse
>>338893718
>No Support Heroes
>Last person picks Reaper
>>338893718
>then proceeds to make it easy to find people and kill wounded runners with her turrets
>also puts up teleporter to get back to the action instantly
>gives everyone a smidge of extra health just because
>kills fuckers who think they can just hold up Rein's shield and walk forward to win
>>338893718
They need to remove "No Support Heroes" and replace it with "No Healers"
They already have Snipers/Builders listed, why not have it say Healers?
>>338894449
>pick lucio since the match is basically over if you don't have at least one healer
>get demolished anyway because terrible players insist on playing genji/hanzo/widowmaker
Pubs are suffering
>>338894953
>the match is basically over if you don't have at least one healer
Only if you have a shit team
>>338881396
I play at night after kids go to bed
>>338886730
fuck em, dude. If they all want to go offense and don't know how team comp works, there's a really fucking good chance you're gunna lose anyway.
>>338886967
inb4 a bastion killing 2 guys gets potg instead of that
>>338893718
>Attacking team
>everyone picks squishy attack fucks
>nobody stays behind the Reinhardt shield
>nobody flanks
>they just keep running into the fortified enemy point over and over for 5 minutes
>DEFEAT
>>338886862
No top tier players ever use Tracer so there's no need to git gud with her. Seriously. Go look at the recent matchups. Zero tracers. Spend your time on Widowmaker or Raper or McCree isntead
a fucking sjw
>>338880118
This is awful
>random pub
>get a gold medal
>for 1 elimination
>>338892209
Femhog a cute
>>338896490
Fucking Reaper. I didn't like him in the beta for some reason but now I just can't stop playing him and Zarya. Reaper is so fucking good at flanking on king of the hill maps.
>>338883704
Nope
>>338881396
i cant play for long without getting annoyed
I like her hair.
>>338881396
>I'm matched with some retarded as fuck people today jesus
What funny is every one of those people are thinking the same exact thing about you
>>338896490
>no top tier players use tracer
one or two tracers is fucking standard on KOTH dude and in comp KOTH is tiebreaker map
>play with a decent team
>fun as fuck, even if we lose, makes me want to try hard as fuck in the nextmatch and improve
>play with shit team
>get curbstomped
>leave before match ends
>Enemy Zarya does her ult
>Catches me and two others
>Oh well, Zarya's by herself so we're not in too much danger
>Nope I'm dead as fuck what the hell
>Watch the killcam
>Zarya goes from 0 to 80 in half a second because the two chucklefucks don't know how to stop shooting
Every fucking time.
>>338898120
Does her secondary increase damage like her primary does when you charge her gun?
>>338898909
Massively.
>>338898909
yep
>>338898120
>fire a helix rocket
>LOL ZARIA SHIELD
>suddenly a musclegirl has her futa cock up half of my team because charge
I JUST WANTED TO HELP
>>338892209
>>338882641
>Being a pocket healer instead of a combat medic
>Pharah on the other team reking our shit
>I cant aim with snipers to save my life
>Nobody on my team wants to change characters go take her down
I cant get good with hanzo and widow and I dont know what to do in these situations.
>>338882641
>tfw you're the reason your team makes a comeback
Do Zarya's shields have damage limit in addition to the time limit? Because I thought it was "2-3 seconds of total invulnerability" which is why it has such a long cooldown, but my shields have been chewed through in some instance and barely last a second.
>>338900078
Be roadhog and get her over to you.
>>338900078
Pudge
>>338900220
Yes, it's why they're better against big hits than say papercuts.
>>338900078
Try messing with the sensitivity
>>338880826
>banana slamma
I like that, is that the leap?
IT'S HAGH NOON
>>338899612
muh dick
>>338879676
But no really, what does she say?
>>338884128
I know it makes me feel like a little bitch every time in the best way
>>338899973
>mercy
>fighting
There's a reason you have a "Run to your manly pocket" button. Everything shreds mercy.
What is the best highlight intro and why is it Mercy's Guardian Angel?
>>338900792
Oгoнь пo гoтoвнocти
>>338899973
>Trying to be a combat medic
>Not flying away like a sissy from the slightest hint of danger
Mercy's got less defensive capabilities than the Medic does. Her peashooter is only good for finishing off enemies on the brink of death.Dumb healslut.
>>338899612
I kinda think the pink hair is cool? Then again, I accidentally dyed my hair pink in high school. Way back in the day. Everyone warned me that red hair-dye turns your hair pink, but did I listen? No.
>>338900931
Mercy has 200 HP and a decent pistol, she can defend herself against a lot of things if the need arises, and her damage booster is a big deal. You don't glue your face to someone's ass, you fly all over the place and address things as needed.
>>338901172
why aren't you using clover
>>338901020
...what does it mean?
>>338901474
Ogon po gotovnosti
Fire at will.
>>338901446
Not my pic, I saved it from a Zayra /aco/ thread
>>338880168
Protip, all ults in foreign say the same thing as their English versions
>>338901172
Eh I've killed Mcrees, soldiers, Lucios, and Genjis with her.
Depends on how close you are to each other.
>>338901172
Mfw I single clip shitters as Mercy thinking they can take me
>>338901523
Oh cool. I like how she sometimes says it in English too.
>>338885846
Is that the guy that does the Shingeki no Kyojin comics?
I recognize those lizard eyes on D.Va
>>338901590
I'd like to see you 1v1 me when I'mPharah
>Love playing fast characters and flanking
>Forced to play Reinhardt since we don't have a tank
>Always be the center of attention during a push, POTGs out the ass, everyone always saying how good of a Rein I am
>Destined to never go fast
>>338901993
Have you never used his charge?
>>338882290
I'm guessing it was simply to please the Tumblr crowd
the best part is that her entire character is the opposite of that mindset, so it makes no fucking sense
the pink nail polish on her first person character model confuses me more
it's a shame, even if I get skins for her from the drops, I won't use them
>Zarya has Russian lines
>Torbjörn doesn't have Swedish lines
