>I HAVE BROUGHT PEACE, FREEDOM, JUSTICE, AND SECURITY, TO MY NEW FILM FRANCHISE
>>338853023
YOUR new film franchise?
>>338853023
Who would have imagined it would end like this??
>>338853023
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtymmqbEmKw
JUST
:^)
>>338854165
K E K
E
K
BLIZZDRONES WILL DEFEND THIS
>>338854165
did orcs also had different races?
>>338854165
Why even admit that the elf was "Asian" instead of saying that's just how that particular elf looked?
>>338854382
Going by WoW character customization, there are various shades of skin color: green, yellow, brown, I think even blue/blue-green.
>>338854382
There are nigger orcs and there are even more violent green nigger orcs.
>>338854165
Wait, aren't "Elves" a race in and of themselves?
>>338854921
Aren't "humans" a race in and of themselves?
>>338854921
Video game developers and movie directors aren't good at biological classifications, generally.
>>338854268
No they won't.
I'm a Blizzard fan, and this is really fucking retarded. Everything Duncan Jones spews is fucking stupid. I hope he kills himself.
Anyone know if it's just a straight adaptation of the first game or if they made any major changes or some shit.
>>338853023
I'll pay to go see it in 2 weeks when its in cinemas here.
>5 reviews from clickbait sites
Ya okay guys, really low hanging fruit.
>>338855004
EDDY WHERE'S MY GRAVEL
>>338854921
All playable races in Warcraft are the same species
>>338855142
This is the second time I've seen this image on /v/.
Who is posting it and why?
>>338855004
>when some dumb chinaman is roasting you for destroying the country a hundred years ago, but you are only 30
>>338855117
There are some changes because it's a movie and not a game and some of them are bullshit hollywood garbage. Mostly though it stays the same.
Why do people keep pandering to SJW and trying to pass "progressive" agendas and shit if it's been proven to be poison to any creative work?
SJW and extremist liberals don't consume shit.
>>338855315
Except the country they destroyed was built for them by whitey. Now China is there to take over and they're like, "how can you subhumans be so fucking stupid" and they just go ooga booga
>>338855279
I guess it was me before as well. I have it saved on my desktop, since I looked it up for some /his/ thread.
When I post I just attach random images and I must've clicked that one more than once.
How about this? Its the one right next to it.
>>338855409
Because they think it's the norm and it's the latest fad.
>>338855275
Humans, Gnomes and Dwarves I can believe, because titan stone flesh-curse shenanigans.
But what about Trolls? Orcs? Tauren?
Maybe that was just a deadpan joke highlighting how ludicrous that would be, though.
>>338855279
>Berlin was a liberal hotbed of homosexuality and a mecca for cross dressers and transsexuals where the first male-to-female surgery was performed - until the Nazis came to power, new book reveals
>>338855465
>you ruined it eddie
>why did you ruin it
>why didnt you maintain it
>why did you eddie
>you eddie
>with your own two hands eddie
>you in the flesh eddie
>eddie you
>eddie why didnt you maintain that road
Nigga I wasn't even born yet. I know 5 languages, work 2 jobs and host a radio, go roast someone else. I am clearly not the problem here.
>>338855142
By yourself?
>>338855594
I wasn't blaming you nigger you don't need to freestyle on everyone that gets you upset.
>>338854165
What is Master Pai Mei doing in the Warcraft Movie?
>>338855467
This is probably the most pathetically REEEE NORMIES picture ever. I can't even imagine how fat and neckbearded a person who made this is
>>338855315
>Africans claim generational legacy of racism and colonialism is responsible for Africa's corruption and stagnation
>"I didn't do anything! I'm only 30!"
>>338855661
No, I'll have a friend come visit me just to see it together.
Bummer that my life has come to that, having to import childhood friends to go see a movie, but it is how it is.
>>338855467
At least it's video game relevant, though largely off-topic. Might make for a good OP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1SdVC2mrz8
>ALL I DID.... I DID IT FOR THE MOVIE!
You failed the movie!
>YOU MADE ME DIRECTOR! YOU LEFT ME TO PICK UP YOUR WRITING! YOU FAILED ME!
>>338855528
They can all interbreed, they're the same species
>>338854165
Is that real
>>338855594
>you you you
>the negro spent the entire movie trying to pull the race card and making excuses for why his people were lazy shits
>chinese man is clearing talking about his people, not Eddie himself
BUY OUR FUCKING ACTION FIGURES.
>>338855004
>>338853023
>Reviews
>Fresh: 2
>Rotten: 4
>Ratio
>2:4
>1:2
If you go to see this movie there is a 50% chance you will enjoy it. I don't see what the big issue is.
>>338853023
>Green jesus bombs at the office
PLEASE GO LET THEM END THIS ANNOYING ORK FUCK
>>338855832
It was meant to be about board games. Actually out of the 20ish images on my desktop right now, a third are /pol/ trash, and I don't even go to /pol/.
I have to reconsider my posting habits.
>>338855315
>USA gained full independence by the 1780s
>by 1890, 110 years later, it had the highest GDP in the world (even ahead of the British Empire)
What's your excuse?
>>338856028
m-muh oppression
>>338855840
>>338854142
>asian elf
fucking hell
>>338856028
>comparing a colony that got huge investments in it to see it grow and prosper to a colony that was largely in place to exploit cheap labor and natural resources
>>338855819
You're a mess.
>>338855928
What is this from?
>>338855467
Wow, this is literally The Force Awakens
>>338856145
>that was largely in place to exploit cheap labor and natural resources
You mean tobacco and cotton in the USA?
>>338853023
He brought JUSTice alright
>>338856229
Empire of Dust
>>338856229
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0C4_88ub_M
Here, enjoy.
>>338855465
>built for them
LOL
>>338856145
>huge investments
Are you serious with this? Pretty sure if we pumped money into the countless failed African states nothing would come from it. Oh wait, that's fucking happened several times.
>>338856028
>colonialism in africa and america
>remotely close
>>338854165
Why wouldn't there be asian elves? Even among distinct elf types, you can choose between pretty different skin tones. It's not a leap to assume there are different sub-races among blood/high elves, night elves, etc.
>>338856229
Empire of Dust, 2011. Should be on youtube
>>338855928
It's kind of sad because that's the one African that's trying to fix the situation and he's the only one to get roasted, toasted, burnt to a crisp.
>>338854165
>lets start with our most expansive and geeky franchise as our first movie project! We won't possibly alienate anyone
>also, lets hire a guy most known for making tiny single-set movie that feature 1-2 actors, surely he's the best man to for a war epic
Why is Blizzard so retarded
They should've began small. A Diablo 1 movie would've been perfect
>>338856351
You're right, the American colony wasn't led by a black person until 2008.
A good country needs good leadership.
>>338855467
>because she is not there to play the game for the game's sake, she gives a half ass and annoying attempt at playing the game and largely impedes the whole process
I want to call this image out for the neckbeard shit it is but this has almost exclusively been my experience in tabletop gaming. Luckily a couple people have kept me from going completely bitter.
>>338856306
Do you actually think investing means free handouts?
China is basically handing the building of railroads and once they are finishes they are supposed to get free minerals in exchange for it. No one is gonna invest into something if they don't see it paying out double.
>>338856382
He's not trying to fix shit. He's a translator. He just spends his time making excuses.
>>338854165
lollolooloolololololloolololololololololololololol
Noo they doon't lol, no they do not lol. ahahaha okaay dude, you did not read any lore at all.
>>338856145
You mean like China and Hong Kong?
They seem to be doing okay now.
>>338856305
Yep. Just like Haiti after their slaves went ooga booga and killed all the white french people. Haiti was the jewel of the Caribbean. Now's it's a voodoo wasteland.
Oh, that's too long ago to be relevant? Zimbabwe violently ejected their whites and now they're begging them to return because blacks can't into agriculture. South Africa ended apartheid and all the leadership was ousted out so blacks could take over. Now they're a former shell of themselves, a rape capital run by xenophobic baboons that sing about killing whitey.
>>338856229
Empire of Dust.
Should be on youtube still, thanks to some brave BR anon who bought the movie.don't watch if you're easily angered by stupidity, lazyness and/or delayed gravel delivery schedules
>>338856424
How is Diablo less geeky than Warcraft?
>>338856356
>Why wouldn't there be asian elves?
Because there's no Asia in Azeroth
>>338854165
>humans can be divided in races
The scientific community begs to differ, Duncan, you racist white male cis shitlord. We are all one race - the human race.
>>338854165
>>338854165
ÇI had faith in you, Duncan. Source code was cool and MOON was godlike.
But not this, not now.
>>338856527
>and/or delayed gravel delivery schedules
what if I'm triggered by Cities:Skylines road networks
>>338854030
it was only a kiss
IT WAS ONLY A KISS
>>338856517
Do you actually think that European colonists built their settlements for the benefit of the Africans who already lived there? Nigga, you dumb. Toss your post in the trash btw, it's a complete nonsequitur.
>>338856465
Investing means a lot of things. China is investing into Africa for cheap minerals/resources in exchange for building roads/houses. The people that did this before, Europeans, were empathetic enough to attempt to civilize the negro. The Chinese learned that doing so fucking impossible.
>>338856356
>Why wouldn't there be asian elves?
Because there's no elves native to Pandaria you retarded nigger.
>>338856531
Diablo is not a giant nerd universe with hundreds of characters and lore that was rewritten million times. Its a story about a guy with a sword who goes in a church basement to punch demons
>>338854268
Night elfs, blood elfs, high elfs...
>>338856527
>delayed gravel delivery schedules
>>338856662
No but am I supposed to believe that negroes were so fucking stupid they couldn't replicate that infrastructure?
Oh, I guess I was. Shit.
>>338856640
Then you should be fine, since due to the distinct LACK OF GRAVEL they can't construct their road networks in the first place.
Hence the angry construction managers.
Have we confirmed if leroy jenkins has any kind of mention?
>>338856663
>in exchange for building roads/houses
http://www.bbc.co.uk/worldservice/africa/2010/07/100707_angolahospital.shtml
>A hospital built by a Chinese construction firm four years ago in Angola has been closed on safety grounds after cracks appeared in the walls.
TECHNOLOGY
>>338854165
Why is everyone moaning about this?
>>338855928
>>338856356
Because that's not how elves work and there is more to being asian then a skin tone.
There is no elf asia you fucking idiot.
>>338856778
Why do you keep veering off topic? Look at the part of your post that I quoted, dipshit.
Who the fuck are you even ranting to anyway? You sound like a child who just watched Fight Club and had his mind blown.
>>338856531
The first 2 were done by a different studio (that blizzard bought at the last second, making Blizzard North) that correctly had a eerie gothic atmosphere.
Nowhere near as geeky as what Warcraft has become.
>>338856857
Nobody cares, we're talking about Chinese colonization in Africa and civil engineering
Go to IGN if you want to discuss casual titles like Warcraft.
>>338856618
The fuck? He did Moon and Source Code? How did he fuck up so badly?
>>338856662
Of course they didn't. They built it for themselves.
Only thing is, this also improved the quality of life of niggers. If left to manage themselves, all they can do is dirt cottages and stone tools.
>>338856921
There's no North America in Azeroth either but somehow there's still Americans in there. Weird innit? Almost like it's not real...
>>338856547
>>338856667
>>338856921
Are you faggots serious? It's not about the word "asian".
The point was that difference in skin tones would lead to the assumption that there is some significant variance when it comes to appearance. Give me one reason to doubt that can't also extend to facial structures that could resemble what we see as "asian".
>>338856921
What if they fucked a panda? Pandas are asian
>>338854382
Guldan is a chink
>>338857064
>all they can do is dirt cottages and stone tools.
Do you think people are happier now than they were 200 years ago?
>>338854268
I get what he is trying to say but the asian part is still ultra cringe
>>338857157
>The point was that difference in skin tones would lead to the assumption that there is some significant variance when it comes to appearance.
Yes, which is why blood elves, night elves, and normal elves exist
>>338857157
Because the game never mentions or depitcs asian looking characters.
>>338856902
>his face is literally wojack
Isn't the movie breaking pre sales records in Asia?
>>338857273
It doesn't depict real actors in a CGI world either.
>>338857114
You mean light-skinned people?
The people that are entirely comprised of bastard children of norse giants?
>>338857273
>pandareans
>>338855759
>implying it's not 100% accurate. You are part of the problem.
>>338857383
>You mean light-skinned people?
No I mean Americans, dickcheese. Haven't you heard all the American accents in the game? I think I heard Chris Metzen in there too somewhere. Do you think it's weird that they sound like Chris Metzen but he isn't actually in the game?
>>338857229
Zimbabwe is starving to death. Millions of them.
South Africa's infrastructure is falling apart faster and faster. It's a rape capital. It's also been suffering an energy crisis for awhile and the whites who are crazy enough to live there are heavily persecuted.
Do I even need to explain Haiti or Liberia?
No. These people aren't happier. They destroyed beautiful things. They deserve their misery and worse.
>>338857259
Are you saying all (night/blood/etc.) elves rook same? Because the games clearly contradict that.
>>338857273
The game is 10 years old and has like 5 preset faces per race. It was a lot easier to just give some different skin tones to represent subraces than work entire faces into it.
I mean, the humans have clearly white and black skin tones and I think it's fair to imagine them as resembling caucasians and africans respectively, why do you assume the dark blue and light green night elves have the same features?
>>338856902
>>338857304
Holy shit
>>338857542
>These people aren't happier.
So it didn't really improve their quality of life then, did it?
This is fucking pathetic. Guess Blizzard can kiss those Legion sales goodbye. Nobody is going to buy another fucking Warcraft game after this.
>>338856960
This. People seem to forget that Blizz North was an entirely different company and was only Blizzard in name.
The actual blizzard had 2 good games: Starcraft 1 and Warcraft 3. Everything else reeked of mediocrity.
>Kotaku
>I was the guy at the screening who knew who Thrall was and who most certainly recognized that the creature who popped up for a second in that one swamp was a murloc. I could tell you the difference between a Death Knight and a Lich King
>this somehow makes you an expert on the topic
This website can't go bankrupt any sooner, these self proclaimed "nerds" need to neck themselves asap
>>338855759
>I can't even imagine how fat and neckbearded a person who made this is
Normie mad. Too bad only your facebook friends care about your opinion or social pressure.
>>338856974
1. He probably didn't know how the fuck to approach a large-budget mostly-CGI film.
2. He gave in to the loudest social trends.
I'm still shocked the same guy bright enough to pull off Moon/Source Code had such a retarded Anita-tier contradictory viewpoint on Tolkien and "progression".
>>338855004
CALL HIM AGAIN
GRAVEL
EDDDYYYYYYY
FUCKING AFRICA
>>338857668
It made their lives objectively worse. Living under European rule was the best thing to happen to these people and the most modern proof of this is Zimbabwe itself. When Mugabe, one of the most despotic idiot negro rules has to beg white people to return to feed his ape-kin, it says a lot.
>>338853023
Was anyone expecting it to actually be good? Im just going to see it as something to do. If i dont walk out of the film i'd be impressed desu senpai.
>>338857787
>neckbeards don't care about social pressure
If that were true, you would have a life.
>>338857668
nigger you have downs.
when white people are there the quality of life goes up.
when they leave it goes down.
>http://www.news24.com/Africa/Zimbabwe/Crisis-hit-Zimbabwe-wants-white-farmers-back-report-20150716
>>338855759
literally WoW's lifestory you fucking newfag
>>338857668
>>338857854
>Living under European rule was the best thing to happen to these people
Doesn't seem like it.
>>338857787
>>338857934
>painting is a shitty hobby because Hitler did it!
>>338858021
See
>>338857885
>>338858012
The funny thing is that the same can be applied to cities and neighborhoods. Once the browns enter, things go to shit. Once the whites leave, things are unrecoverable until they return.
>>338858012
kek
>>338857885
>the quality of life
>as measured by white people
lol
They were just as happy in their mudhuts as they were when white people came. Probably moreso.
>>338857525
There can't be Americans in the game because America doesn't exist in the universe
>>338858223
Is that why they're begging for white people to come back? You're joke nigger. Run along. That's not even discussing medicine, technology or birthrates.
>go into thread expecting /v/ to make fun of a shitty movie from a shitty company
>it's /pol/ going on about the blacks and /r9k/ going on about the womens
why does this happen every time
>>338857525
The game is American retard, things are going to rub-off.
>>338857157
Because we know what every variation of elf in the Warcraft Universe look like?
>>338858223
im sure they'll be happy starving to death without whites
good try liberal faggot.
He sure showed Tolkien, that old white man
>it's a white people get buttblased about a non white casted in their fantasy universe thread
>>338857525
Ignoring accents, fantasy usually revolves around European history and culture. You're not going to get any American shit unless it's something that's southern or country, like the rest of the world thinks America is full of.
>>338858429
Yeah, Asian Elf is one example.
>>338856857
/pol/ bleedover and a desperate desire to complain
>>338856028
not having slaves
>>338858145
>brown people living like brown people
>white people come and force them to live like white people
>brown people don't want to live like white people
>brown people want to live like brown people
>white people leave
>brown people can go back to living like brown people
>white people cry
>white people think brown people like what white people like
>white people imagine themselves living in brown people shoes because they're dumb liberals masquerading as racists to fit in with their internet clique
>>338858429
see >>338857543
The extremely simple and limited options when it comes to faces does not accurately represent the races. So no, we don't know what the races exactly look like.
>>338856974
I imagine it's because no matter how good you are, in movies like this the director is not the one in power, but the good goys of blizzard. They probably asked him to "make a movie to appeal the WUB WUB WUB normie audience and he gave in because he does like WoW, but probably not as much as an actual veteran player.
I for one welcome more video game movies. All those fucking wannabe film directors who want to make cinematic experiences instead of games can go and make a shitty movie. Meanwhile people who want to make good games can fill in the void they left behind and we get good games.
It's a win/win situation.
>>338858462
Pretty staggering how stupid that guy is. As if WW1 was just a jolly trip for senior citizens where Tolkien ended up being so damn bored he wrote a bunch of books.
>>338858534
whites are the warlocks or something.
nobodys mad about that, liberal faggots are mad that their tumblrcraft movie bombed.
>>338853023
>6 votes
try harder
>babbies who haven't seen Moon will shit on Duncan Jones
How about you go see one of the best sci-fi movies of the decade and then come back and whine. It's obviously the studios that fucked this up.
>>338858421
The mods gave up on stopping /pol/ from leaking onto other boards.
>>338858459
They wouldn't be starving if the whites hadn't increased their population by giving them food
>>338856857
Because it's something that didn't need a response. Yet he felt like he needed to defend it and not come across as racist for letting stupid people believe that an entire elf race is asian. When we all know that an entire elf race would be cast by women.
>>338858651
>>brown people don't want to live like white people
which is why they flood into white countries right?
good try liberal faggot.
>>338858462
But Tolkein wasn't old during World War One.
>>338856974
He made a movie that doesn't fit the critics nice little "these things are what we like" boxes. It's not oscar bait enough and it's not following the marvel commitee design "gotta tick boxes and ironically distance ourselves from the movie"
The audience seems to like it.
>>338858723
>He made a good movie once so he's infallible
okay
>>338858462
why did he specify Tolkien's race
>>338854165
don't google 'asian elves'
>>338854165
Yes the elves have different races: Night Elves, High Elves and Blood Elves not White Elves, African Elves and Asian Elves
But this movie is actually good. All of you Blizzard haters need to see it for yourself.
>>338858743
I agree, we shouldnt feed the wild animals thats for sure.
>>338858853
Because it's a common turn of phrase?
>>338858342
So what you're saying is that they can look and sound like Americans but not actually be from America in the game?
HMMMMM
>>338858614
>Implying that has anything to do with /pol/
It just doesn't make a lick of sense whatsoever.
>>338858853
It's hip to hate on whitey these days
>>338858125
(you)
Reminder that Elves and Humans in LOTR are all Anglo-Saxons and Hobbits are 19th and early 20th century English. Only Dorfs aren't Anglo-Saxons, because they're Jews. "Elves are Asian xD!" is a Reddit meme, because Elves are, in fact, better than Asians.
>>338858723
I've seen Moon. It was OKAY. Him trying to cram an entire game into a two hour session is where he fails, as it always does. There's too much lore and these faggots spend their time revealing character after character and their backstories instead of just focusing on a few. It always happens. Watch it happen here, too.
Fans will just say "oohh I like the movie because I recognize that guy from the game! WWOOOW"
>>338858915
those are basically different elf -species-. there are purple night elves, blue ones, teal ones. blood elves can have any skin tone from albino to pretty dark brown. i think you're misinterpreting what he's saying here. he's not literally saying there's an elf Asia, it's just easier to say than "there are some elves with somewhat darker skin and epicanthal folds"
>>338858921
Put a lock on your mums fridge and that won't be a problem
>>338859069
>image
>what is taking jokes and sarcasm literally and out of context for 1000, alex
>Asian elves
how do you like that political correctness on your Warcraft, m8
>>338859107
Actually Dwarves are Welsh.
>>338855528
Orcs are specifically pointed out as coming from Dreanor. There's no way they could be the same species.
>>338859069
The "fuck white people" joke was about Boston Dynamics kicking their robot dog to test it. It would've worked with him just saying "fuck humans, right?" but complaining about the white part of the joke is exaggerating.
>>338858853
http://time.com/3954154/duncan-jones-warcraft-movie-female-characters/
>There’s been an ongoing debate about how women are treated in the gaming world—how they’re portrayed in video games, misogynist attacks on female players. How do you address those problems of sexism in this film?
You have to be as proactive as you can. Warcraft has always had a far higher percentage of women players than a lot of other games. It has always been a very welcoming environment for women. I know that the ladies and men who work at Blizzard have always tried to make sure that everyone feels welcome. You can dress however you want in the game world. You don’t have to be in slutty costumes. You can dress like the character that you see in your head.
When we were writing the film, it was also really important to me that we maintain the balance that they got so right in that game. Multiple key characters in our film are women and are not love interests. They stand up and work in the film in their own right.
>How do you balance that with appealing to these hardcore fans?
It’s not a problem, because Warcraft by its very nature has always represented different races and genders.
>So you feel you don’t have the same problems you would face in adapting something like Tolkien?
Exactly. It wasn’t written by an old, white man in the trenches in World War I. It’s going to have a different vibe.
we /pol/ now
>>338858797
They wouldn't, if you had just left them alone.
What Warcraft race would you fug
I want a Panda girl.
>>338859302
>Welsh
>Greedy
>>338858853
Because tolkein is on the wrong side of history :^)
>>338858651
Yeah I'm sure they're loving that starvation over in Zimbabwe. It's African tradition after all.
>>338854165
elves ARE asian
have you seen their fucking architecture?
Who the fuck thought this was going to be a good movie, anyway.
why is it 9/10 on imdb tho senpaitachi
Shoulda just done the Arthas corruption story. That's all the WC3babbies and WoWbabbies wanted to see. Then after anyone gives a shit, start telling other stories.
>>338859439
You'd be better off asking what race I wouldn't fuck.
>>338857304
Fuck. We have finally found him. The white representation of Wojack threw me off for the longest time. This is the man, the one who will bear all of our feels.
The god.
>>338859467
Yeah I agree they've got a kike edge to them but the archetype is Welsh.
>>338858949
America doesn't exist in the game.
>>338859583
WoW faggots do it for free.
Check the user reviews.
>>338855315
Not only that but he can speak like 5 languages fluently.
He needs to get out of gravel land right now.
>>338859556
>Elves are Asian because their architecture has Asian influences
>Except they don't look asian in any of the games
>>338859583
>Go on imdb
>Only has 1 critic review
>Click on critic review
>It's the one in >>338853330
>>338855965
THAT'S NOT HOW RATIOS WORK YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
>>338859682
So that's a yes then?
>>338858743
>>338859818
>Whites forced them to have sex raw dog and pop out 10 kids in every family
Yeah, nah.
>>338853023
When I saw the trailers is when I realized that movie was going to be shit. Also Metzen.
>>338854268
what defines a blizzdrone
are we fine for not liking anything they shat out after wotlk?
>>338859919
That's exactly what whites were doing 200 years ago. Hell, they were doing that 50 years ago.
>>338859583
Desperate Blizzdrones proping it up.
This is one of the "bad" reviewers for Warcraft, so you can go ahead and discount one of those reviews.
>>338859818
Except Africans have been living shitty lives even before whites touched them at all.
I don't remember elves in the first Warcraft
10/10!!! My cheeks hurt but oh was I thankful for it!!! All through the movie I kept on having this big large smile sculpted into my face. For the record, I'm 25 years old, and I've played warcraft and wow for many years since when I was 13 or 14 years old. Ever since then, I haven't stopped playing. Therefore you can count me as a fan. Now onto the movie... Gosh, I saw it at a pre-screening, and I kept wanting more of it. It just never gets boring! I really enjoyed the little stuff that is found throughout the movie for the fans. I also incredibly enjoyed the intro sequence.
>>338860024
Except the whites clearly didn't have starvation issues, so what's your point?
>>338858462
Tolkeins writing was on a level he can only dream of reaching. Despite everything, he is still using the same bored tolkein fantasy tropes in the very movie he is making; he really shouldnt talk shit.
>>338860064
They're only shitty by your standards. They survived as long as your ancestors did.
Do you think cavemen were unhappy because they didn't have computers? Retard.
>>338860024
Even if they were doing it 50 years ago, which they weren't, they'd have had 50 years to correct their shitty behaviour and they have instead increased their birth rates.
They deserve everything they get if they're too dumb to realise they're overpopulated.
>>338859556
>>338860162
>appalachia
>parts of eastern europe
>>338860050
>trusting any review in the first place
I'll see the movie, regardless if it has 0% or 100% approval by critics. Make my own judgement.
>>338858656
Except we have concept art, lore, comics, art drawn by the official staff of what elves and most if not all races in the game look like outside of the game.
>>338860162
Oh didn't they?
>>338859439
I wish WoW's graphics actually looked like that.
The games engine is so fucking outdated and Blizzard has royally fucked any fun from the game.
>>338860190
>they'd have had 50 years to correct their shitty behaviour
Do you think that's a long time or something? That's one generation.
How long did it take whites to get where they are now? 4.5 billion years? But no, 50 years is enough to turn everything around.
>>338859439
source
>>338860215
>>338860291
From 200 years ago? I don't think I can recall any large starvation issues that didn't have a good excuse like crop diseases.
>>338860441
(You)
>>338860050
imagine if they hired these tumblr whales to cast in a new lord of the rings movie as elves
>>338860274
And don't forget the extremely detailed cinematic models that show exactly what races look like.
I actually can't believe people are grasping at straws so hard to try and make out High Elves are Asian, what a bunch of fucking retards.
>>338860130
Your cheeks are hurting because you haven't slapped the 5 cocks out of your mouth yet
>>338854268
Dude, you should have been in /tv/ the last months, they were fucking desperate for this movie to not be a failure.
It's hilarious.
>>338856662
It doesn't matter why they built their settements. What really matters is that all of those countries were better off under colonial rule.
>>338858462
I truly have no idea who that guy on the picture is though.
>>338860441
What do you mean 'turn everything around'? It was in pristine condition when whites left. It was completely turned around and destroyed in 50 years. That's the point that's being made here.
>>338860274
We have art of individuals. And when those they're put in the game they still get a generic face (unless they're super important).
So clearly there's a degree of abstraction that would give allow for asian (or whatever)-like features.
>>338860441
>using the age of the earth for specifically the development of white people and white culture
You're a special kind of moron
>>338860550
So crop diseases aren't the fault of the Irish but they are the fault of the Africans?
>>338860441
It only takes one generation for people who aren't retarded to figure out:
>We don't have enough fertile land to support any more children
>Let's not have unprotected sex any more
>>338860441
>4.5 billion years
Next thing you know people are going to be asking why there aren't any chinky humansHumans are just midget Vrykul in fact why do we even have black humans? I don't think Vrykul can be black.
>>338860597
Nobody saying high elves are asian.
I'm saying high elves are a race with varied appearance which potentially have some sub tribe with features resembling asians, among others (skin tone being the most obvious and significant indicator of racial divergence).
>>338860670
The Africans aren't suffering from crop diseases. They're suffering from not knowing how to feed themselves or trying to figure out how, even though they had the opportunity to maintain white farms and learn from them.
>>338860635
Please go see a shrink, you're fucking insane.
>>338857668
>kicking out all the white people and getting rid of colonial rule made their lives objectively worse
>hurr durr this means colonial rule made their lives worse
Please work on your reading comprehension holy shit.
>>338860630
>It was in pristine condition when whites left.
lol
but anyway, why do you think you can just take people out of the stone age and plop them into modern society and expect them to just know how to do everything? Are you dumb?
>>338860635
Except there isn't and the races in-game are given mostly or atleast semi-accurate faces/depictions of what the races are supposed to look like.
There is no degree of abstraction when the models are getting better and important figures in the universe are growing closer toward what they're supposed to look like, WE KNOW WHAT ELVES LOOK LIKES.
You're fucking retarded, just stop.
>>338860780
>>338860780
>>338860694
>Let's not have unprotected sex any more
Unfortunately, that's something even first worlders can't figure out.
>>338860670
>implying africans can into agriculture
>>338860694
>It only takes one generation for people who aren't retarded to figure out:
Give me an example then.
>>338860905
Yeah well first worlders don't fucking starve to death because of it.
>>338853023
>95% want to see
they still won.
>Be african
>live nearby trees
>dig hole
>build well
>use your head to make more shit
solved africa
oh what was that? They rather hold their hand up and complain about the mighty white people? yeah not my problem
>>338860820
That wasn't implied at all you illiterate scum.
>>338860939
Every successful civilization that has ever existed on the face on planet Earth hasn't exceeded what their food supply can afford them. The proof is that civilization still exists, you fucking moron.
>>338860867
>>338860780
What's this documentary again?
Empire of something
>>338860838
Higher model fidelity doesn't change the fact that there's still only like 5 faces to choose from. Surely you don't think those very limited choices represent an entire race? There clearly is a degree of abstraction.
And again, humans get caucasians and africans, but somehow I'm supposed to believe all these different coloured elves have the exact same features, just their skin is different for some reason?
>>338860967
They wouldn't be in the first world if they were starving to death would they, genius?
