Endearing examples of developer/publisher interactions with their customers
>>338619874
I actually find this sickening.
>>338619874
>Ben Spurr
either you're trying to get an obscure (you) or you're really him
>>338619874
Shill
Shill
Shill
>credits roll
>and special thanks to YOU
>>338619874
Copy Pasted message
>interaction
>>338619874
poorly veiled Overwatch thread.
Go back to one of the other threads.
>>338619874
I got spurrs that jingle jangle jingle
>>338619874
>Ben Spurr
Somebody post the EA Indian guy who asked the customer to please believe him
>>338619874
STOP FUCKING SHILLING
It's so obvious seeing as how half the board is supposedly preoccupied with a run of the mill team shooter.
Thanks Ben!
>>338620297
underrated
>>338619874
>>338620361
oh boy
Do people really take generalized compliments personally? How low do you honestly think of yourself?
Don't you have dumb flash games to make while jerking yourself off with a pair of panties, my main man
>>338619874
>>338619874
>cheers love
Literally no one in the UK will say this. "Love" is a very Northern thing to say, and a woman who's that embedded into their local accent will never say cheers.
"Ta love" is much more realistic.
found OP
Fuck you Ben.
>>338620937
>Canadian
Explains a lot.
>>338620853
Every character is an extreme archetype.
>>338620853
Because no one would ever dare to pick up non-local idioms or customs. Right, m8?
who is the girl OP?
>>338619874
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJqsY5yJcFY
>OPs attempt at voice acting
>>338620787
nobody must´ve been ever nice to OP if developer saying "You´re okay for wasting 60 on this" makes him think he´s special enough to bait on /v/
Let´s face it players are sad, lonely people. Must´ve made his day when a random computer generated message made him forget tfw no gf feels for a second.
I know /v/ is primarily loners, but if a automatic reply that's sent to literal thousands is getting you this excited, you need to revaluation your life
>"urr durr im a huge faggot"
>(thats you!)
oh
gosh
>>338619874
that line almost made me want to refund the game, but i realized that would be silly.
I just watched the trailer of this thing and it's literally fucking power rangers tier. Even if it was a good game, I would feel guilty every time I played this crap.
>>338620937
>>338621101
Doxing is illegal. Enjoy your jailtime.
>>338619874
>>338621075
You mean either sterotype or cliché, archetypes have no extremes.
>>338621236
That's not doxing.
>>338619874
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9MqJCoRgRM
FUCKING DYING OP, those shades man
>>338619874
>ywn ERP with a Blizzard employee posing as Tracer
The autism is real
>>338621303
This wasn't endearing, this was emotional blackmail. Emotional blackmail that hilariously backfired.
>>338621236
But isn´t OP the doxxer?
They just followed the information to its source, it came from OP himself.
>>338619874
>>338621236
but thats info he made publicly avaliable
>>338620130
>>338619874
>Bendilin
What a faggot name.
>>338621484
>tfw ubisoft watches your video
>>338621101
thats rhea
>>338619874
>interaction
Blizzard shill please. Automated messages are not interactive.
>>338621484
OP is CanadaBro?
>>338621484
He looks like a complete loser. Talk about trying too hard to fit in.
>>338619874
>purchasing (You)s
But you can get them for free on 4chan!
>>338621236
>googling a name is illegal
OP confirmed for daddy issues
>>338619874
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/bendilin/
???????
>ITT people don't know the popular delinquent know as bendilin
he shitposted me out of my home once!
>>338621817
I'd fuck that boy bussy
>>338621723
you dont get (you)'s when you're op
>>338621865
Bendilin tried to drive me off the road!
>>338621864
>OP right now
>>338621905
You actually do though.
Well, at least on other boards. I never make any threads on /v/
>>338621817
disgusting
>>338621236
>publicly avaikable information
>doxxing
>>338621993
all you fucking new people. the op knew exactly what he was doing. he's been a known element for years now
>>338621484
>>338621653
>>338620039
came here to basically say this
either way that's such a sad life to lead.
>>338619874
>Ben is attention whoring again
Who would have guessed
>>338621541
nice you recognized the reference!
>>338621993
I don't think so, newbie
>>338621938
He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses!
>>338620130
haha oh stop, please... really?
>>338619874
Hey Ben. How are you? How's your wife's son doing?
>>338622326
Bendilin fucked my wife and got me so into cuckolding that I can't get aroused unless another man is fucking my wife, now!
>>338620937
>>338619874
>OP is a Canada SJW cuck
Kill yourself, cuck.
>>338622397
>>338622446
Oops on you
During these threads I'm kinda glad I'm not a newfag
>>338619874
>>338620937
>>338621101
>>338621387
>>338621817
THIS IS BAAAIITTT BAAAAAAAAAAAAAITTT STOP
>>338622397
That rascal!
>>338622530
>Canada
>not a SJW
Only thing I have
>>338622250
I would
>>338622601
Canada is where the Men's Rights Movement originated from
Not to say he is one, but he's pretty anti SJW
See >>338622250
>this thread
>>338620853
Germans aren't generally chivalrous as well. Yes, we tend to make rules for everything and really hate chaos, but we aren't what you would call chivalrous, yet Reinhardt is portrayed as some futuristic knight kind of guy.
>>338623170
I don't remember Poison being so flat chested.
>>338622785
It's the most pro-SJW country in the world. The first to illegalize drawings thanks to SJWs being even part of their judges.
>>338623448
>It's the most pro-SJW country in the world.
Not while Sweden exists, where if your 11 year old daughter is raped by an immigrant you're supposed to apologize to them for letting your daughter aroused them into a blind raping spree.
>>338619874
This is fucking disgusting. Kill yourself you fucking fanboy.
>>338623398
I don't remember poison beinga man
>>338619874
It's so annoying that Tracer calls literally everything love. And now even in every piece fanart ever too. Why is Blizzard so bad at writing?
>>338623597
isn't the right-wing gaining traction at an incredible pace in sweden though
Go fuck yourself /v/. All I wanted was a fucking overwatch thread and you literally start doxxing me. So what if I'm a trans? What the fuck does that have to do with the thread? Literally all I want is to discuss the game, but I guess I forgot that /v/ is 110% school children. Reddit is fucking miles over this place, not even fucking joking.
>>338624938
Wanna jerk it off with me on cam?
>>338625078
Go fuck yourself.
>>338625192
Come on man, trannies make me hard
>>338624938
Don't impersonate me, bro.
Also I didn't want an Overwatch thread, I wanted an endearing dev/pub thread.
>>338624938
>110% school children
im 23 and you´re being an insecure little shit right now. man the fuck up and stop wearing your sisters clothes
>>338624938
>So what if I'm a trans?
lel ben is to lazy for that, he is just a huge fag
>preaching to an empty room
How to spot someone who is mentally ill.
>>338625417
Dude, stop pretending you're me.Only way to prove it's REALLY you is to post more picture I guess, but you would't do that, would you?
>>338625078
>>338625324
>>338625501
>Being this gullible
>>338624938
2/10 you'll get some replies
work harder though
>>338624938
>>338625192
>>338625585
Apply yourself
>>338620130 >>338621504 >>338622359
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VhtIoDMKeQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKDyrjTKTgo
>this whole thread
>>338621186
What games do you like big man?
>>338619874
Um...guys. Look at TF2 right now. I can't find a fucking game
So, what's with the jerking off on cam? I just got the lube, don't leave me hanging like this
Ben Spurr was that Amy Rose tripfag from way back, right?
>>338623968
you must have an awful bad memory then
>>338623597
That's SJW how? Also drawings are also legal in Sweden unlike Canada which can get you jailed for longer than if you raped someone.
Also what you said in Sweden can also be said about Germany.Admit it, you're just jealous of the immigrant you sick pervert.
>>338619874
I love the Overwatch threads. The first half is like muh waifu and the second half is like muh shill.
But to be real, is Overwatch just for the butts or does it has anything other, like good PvP with a great community.
I am hyped for the reactions after Overwatch is realeased. Shill or the hype is real.
Don't don't forget to post all these "I fukt ur mum faggit" love letter.
>>338619874
The shilling continues.
I love video games!
>>338631405
Hnnnnnngh
>>338627917
Even though these were joke posts from a running gag green text story thread, you know these things have actually happened to some poor children
>>338621303
>Giantbombing
Get out jeff
>>338621236
>DELETE THS
>>338620130
Always glad to pirate your gaymez
>>338633178
>my brother works for steam and youre all banned!
>>338620937
Is this guy a marketing guy?
>>338631405
i bet you won't post more
>>338633185
>pirated version is exactly the same except the end credits say "u r gey"
>>338633654
You tell us
>Enter thread
>OP is getting roasted
>>338634003
Please do not challenge me, Anon!
>>338619874
If I hear that stupid cunt and her fucking accent one more time
>>338622250
>>338634485
This thread lacks Devolver.
>>338634485
Pfft I know you won't post more.
>>338620937
>>338621101
How new are you?
>>338620853
I've met Americans that say "mate" despite it not being a thing in ANY dialect in this country. STRANGE, ISN'T IT?
>>338634485
>>338635023
this desu senpai
>>338634485
Oh jeez
>>338634853
That's very kind of you.
>>338635023
Last one, I would prefer to not get banned.
>>338635281
You won't get banned to post nudes
>>338620039
>>338620297
>>338620361
>>338620575
>>338620808
>>338621029
>>338621484
>>338621521
>>338621653
>>338621865
>>338621938
>>338621993
>>338622097
>>338622198
>>338622250
>>338622326
>>338622362
>>338622397
>>338622635
>>338623170
>>338634130
>>338635081
>Samefag trying to pretend he's popular or well known, calling people newfags for not knowing who his unknown ass is
>>338635281
would cuddle
>>338635281
Use imgur you damn tease. Can't stop short now!
>>338635427
Is definitely get banned for nudes.
>>338635538
I like to cuddle!
>>338635608
I've been banned for imgur links before, sorry!
>>338635281
more pls
just use imgur or something
why is there so many cuties on /v/?
>>338635495
You cracked the case, detective
>>338619874
>Ben Spurr
I swear to god I've seen this name before.
Aren't you that guy that made the Anita beat-up game and crossdresses while shitposting on /v/?
>>338635495
Thanks for showing how new you are. He was one of those fags years ago who used to tripfag. You'll literally find his posts if you google benspurr 4chan.
>>338635281
>uploaded a year ago
http://imgur.com/3xxMgzt
>>338619874
>2008
>Get banned from Runescape forums for telling a botter to drink bleach
>Next day get personal message from the head of Community Management
"Hey Anon. Just wanted to let you know that I've reversed your ban. While encouraging others to harm themselves is inappropriate, I can understand your frustration. Botters bug the hell out of me too, but please try to respond more appropriately to such situations in the future. Cheers - Mod X"
Made me feel special man
>>338623448
It feels like everyone is racist in Canada, like no one here likes diversity. We have a retarded election system where the first candidate to reach X amount of votes is elected, and liberals like to be at the polls first. I know a lot of people here who would vote for Trump if they lived in the US.
>>338635281
who's the girl
>>338620130
>>338635865
i remember how anal they used to be about offensive language. you could get muted for any kind of banter.
>>338635865
>Report a guy for Jagex Staff Impersonation back in like 05-06
>Get a letter about how the mod looked into it, banned the guy, and how he was grateful I reported it
Don't think I'll ever forget the peak Runescape years desu familia
>>338635862
Yes, and?
>>338636034
That is me and I am a boy.
>>338635938
There's a difference between being racist and not liking diversity, anon. Diversity doesn't work. Just like communism doesn't work. They're nice ideas in theory, but they simply do not work in practice because humans are humans.
>>338619874
>Hoping to avoid Overwatch thread
>oh what is this..
motherfucker
>>338635281
You're cuteAm I?
>>338619874
Disgusting.
>>338619874
Shameles Shill, fuck you.
fuck you
>>338636405
yep
>>338636440
don't worry, it was very shameful
>>338631405
But seriously, do bad dragon stuff feels good ? Imma buy some
>>338621236
So is being a faggot.
>Get a letter from EA
>"Please stop sending parcels of dead rodents to our marketing team. The police have been notified and any further harassment will incite criminal charges"
It's nice to know they care :3
>>338636405
I do not know, I feel if someone is cute or not is more based on their personality than their body.
>>338636739
I like the purple one best, I think it was a Xar.
>>338634485
ABSOLUTE TERRITORY
>>338623448
Nah we just don't like loli degenerates.
Keeps our nation free enough and pure
>>338636976
At least timestamp those legs Hun. Give me something to think about y'know?
>>338636768
These guys made this game very very close to me.
These guys are GOD TIER.
>>338622785
>Canada is where the Men's Rights Movement originated from
That's because it's also ground zero for all of the bullshit that happens on the SJW side.
>Bioware
>Anita Sarkeesian
>Big Red
All of them are Canadian, and I'm probably forgetting many since I don't keep up on that bullshit.
It's good that Canada is investing in white blood cells, but they were the dipshits who fucked everything up to begin with. The hippy Americans who draft-dodged Vietnam to move to Canada in the 60s and 70s didn't help either, but you faggots invite them, just like one province in the maritimes set up a website to attract Americans "fleeing Donald Trump." Under a Trudeau presidency, no less.
You reap what you sow.
>>338636976
Do you cum only with your ass ?
>>338636768
God damn I didn't come here for feels
>>338637065
Absolutely.
>>338637321
But I'm lazy.
>>338637476
I can't with dildos because my legs always get all wall and it gets really hard to focus as I get close. I can if I'm being dicked though, easily.
>>338620853
>no-one says cheers love
ever been to Wales, anon?
>>338637729
Cheers love is what people say in Australia when a woman cuts them off in traffic.
>>338637693
post butt, please ;_;
>>338637693
How often do you fuck other guys? Is it just one-offs or do you have someone special?stop being lazy
>>338638116
That's just a not as good version of the picture I posted.
>>338638224
I only do it with someone who is special to me. I may be slutty, but that does not mean I find casual sex appealing.
>>338636768
;-;
>trannies are degenerates unless they post nudes
wtf?
>>338638619
You seem to misunderstand something
It´s not that trannies aren´t degenerate, it´s that everyone here is degenerate
>>338638868
we're all degenerate here
>>338638478
So stuff like this gets you off, but pulling some attractive dude you didn't know off the street isn't something you'd find pleasure in is what you're saying, right?
>>338639241
Not so much to the first part. I don't generally find this sexually exciting, I just enjoy the attention. It is only human to enjoy attention. You are correct on the latter, I need an emotional connection with the one I am getting intimate with. I only have eyes for one person when I am dating a guy and nothing has made me doubt that yet.
>>338639612
So the attention doesn't excite you at all, you just use your body as a means to an end? I can respect sticking with one person though, but surely having anons request more of you must excite you somewhat. Being yearned for makes you feel good right?just post those nudes man
>>338639958
Very rarely it does. I am not a very sexually active person. I mainly do it because I am not so good with people and I do not have many friends as a result, so this sort of thing is most of the attention and interaction I get in a day.
>>338621236
brings back memories of that fox news report
>>338640269
>I mainly do it because I am not so good with people and I do not have many friends as a result, so this sort of thing is most of the attention and interaction I get in a day.
that makes me sad ;_;
you seem like a good person
>>338640570
Thank you very much and please do not feel bad.
>>338640269
I'm sorry to hear that. Well good luck anon. You got somebody to cuddle at night at least, that's better than most. Count your blessings etc. right?
>>338621236
spit water everywhere laughing. thanks for that.
>>338623308
>>338640676
I wish I did. I suppose I can cuddle my ex if I get lonely enough, but I do not wish to give him the wrong idea.
>>338640889
Oh, yes that may not be the best idea. Sounds like we're the same boat then pal, hopefully one of us can get lucky in the future.
>>338640846
the first time I looked at this picture I thought there was cum over her face
>>338637693
>. I can if I'm being dicked though, easily.
Ok, now, is the powerful girl-like orgasm a meme or not.
People need to know
>>338631405
The things I would do to your ass.
>>338641095
Good luck finding the one of your dreams, Anyan. If I were not concerned about being banned, I'd have posted butt, extra special just for you.
>>338641443
If you're that worried about being banned then don't worry about it. Usually imgur is enough in my experience but I'll take your word for it.
Thank you though, that is very nice of you to say.
>>338621336
This cannot be fucking real, oh my god I'm dying.
>>338641418
I can't really think of anything other than the feeling of dick, my mind gets kind of hazy, everything but the sense of feeling in my butt kinda gets shifted down to super low priority. I also can't really control the sound of my voice any longer and I can't get much more than things like "harder", "faster", "deeper", "I love you" and "please finish inside me" out. I also usually tend to want to go three or more times if my partner is up for it.
>>338641424
Y-you too.
>>338641667
I think you can perhaps find them anyway if you reverse search some of those images I posted on the archive. Not certain about that one though.
stop feeding the mentally ill tranny retards
>>338642006
>my mind gets kind of hazy, everything but the sense of feeling in my butt kinda gets shifted down to super low priority. I also can't really control the sound of my voice any longer and I can't get much more than things like "harder", "faster", "deeper", "I love you" and "please finish inside me" out
it sounds like something from a doujin
>i'll never experience it
>>338642215
But I want to feed him my dick.
>>338642283
thats pretty fag-y anon
are you a fag?
>>338631405
your collection is sorely lacking.
>>338642387
There's nothing gay about giving a cute trap the d.
And aparently he also shitpost on a chan called 55chan!
>>338642006
Sadly not it would seem, but my reverse image search fu is weak when I'm on my phone. Maybe I'll give it a crack once I get offof work. What were you thinking of?
>>338642215
I am no tranny, I shall have you know.
>>338642258
Your mileage may vary, things that some people say feel great for them do nothing for me and some people don't seem to feel much of anything from their prostate. In my case, my nipple and my butt are my weakest spots, I don't even really like having my dick touched and for some people, they don't feel much of anything from their nipples.
>>338642397
In a filthy worthless NEET, it's all I've managed so far. Those aren't all my dildos though, just my dragon dildos.
>>338619874
I would be really pumped up if i was 12.
>>338631405
I'm masturbating to your pic right now, gimme more.
>>338620130
>Bungie's Halo Reach send off.
>>338642709
in my own experience anything short of a dignified bad dragon is pretty lowly on the scale of sex toy quality. i've all but disposed of anything that wasn't poured in arizona. the silicone and molds they use are just way too good.
Have fun with the game, Ben!
>>338642696
I donut understand the question.
>>338642806
Nuh-uh, sorry.
>>338642953
I have this regular one that I like a lot, it was the first one I ever bought. I did lots of research before I bought it though since I do not have very much money and I didn't want to buy anything poor quality. It's pink and I think it was called the Purr or something.
>>338626034
>>338631405
>3dsa9lh is better than emuNAND
>>338623308
>think with 100% certainty that this is a 4 year old girl
>look it up
>it fucking isn't
how the hell
>>338643262
to each their own. i respect your tastes and circumstances my reasonably tasteful friend.i'm abstaining from their use for the next while as i want to retain a great deal of tightness in my boypussy for my lovely husbando, who will be moving here in the near future. i can hardly wait to show him my box full of toys and give him a good ole' time
:3
How did this become a dildo thread wtf.
>>338643631
at first it was roast thread, then it was cuteboy thread and then it became dildo thread
>>338643427
I do not know what a9lh even is! My 3DS also is not running CFW because I was too lazy for that and there isn't a lot I wanna play on it anyway. For handhelds, I most emulate GBA games on my Vita.
>>338643589
I'm jealous, I wish I had a boyfriend, oh well I suppose.
>>338643631
/v/ is really gay
And none of the cute boys were posting pics so we changed topics.
>tfw record myself cumming on myself
>tfw no one to show them to
>>338644002
Liking traps is NOT gay!
>>338644115
Gross, you've got like reverse hips.
>>338644115
i like where this thread is going
>>338644115
Post the link queer
>>338644136
Whatever helps you sleep at night faggot.
>>338644115
Show us slut
>>338644336
Traps are often more feminine than a lot of women. How can liking something more feminine than a woman be gay?
>>338619874
I was able to launch Overwatch as if I had it even though I never bought it since the beta. It failed to load the servers, naturally, but the fact that I was still able to start it when I have not been able to since the beta ended makes me wonder if I somehow got it for free.
>>338619874
>Being that easily manipulated by a manufactured message that EVERYBODY gets
You're so easy to manipulate.Good job :)
>>338642824
>>338644456
I am not having this discussion with you homo. It's black and white as can be.
>>338644769
I accept your defeat.
Oh no, not someone else posting themselves.
Marathon Infinity was the best one because they actually made it a part of the game.
>>338642824
>they made Destiny after this
>>338645084
Lose the pants
>>338619874
>bendilin
wow haven't fapped to you in years
>>338645084
How jiggly is your butt?
>>338642824
End of an era, I wasn't a huge fan of Reach but it still felt like the last game made by the Bungie I fell in love with
>>338645225
I do not see why I should, what do I get out of it?
>>338645341
It is jiggly, but firm enough that when you spank me, your hand rebounds a bit.
>>338645470
>It is jiggly, but firm enough that when you spank me, your hand rebounds a bit.
That sounds nice.
>>338645084
i like that butt
>>338619874
LOOK AT ME
I'M DA CAVALRY NOW
>/v/ is filled to the brim with literal homosexuals
I thought it was a joke all along but I should've known better.
Have fun being a genetic dead end.
I'm surprised no one had bullied me over my ex's dumb karate shirt I was wearing in both pictures, that usually gets brought up.
>>338645565
Butt exercises are good for this sort of thing.
>>338645646
I like you, Anon!
>>338645470
You'd make me very happy, I can't promise you anything beyond that.
>>338620130
Spec OPs had this in the opening rolls.
SPECIAL GUEST: $STEAMNAME
Well, total shit, I really can only imagine 13 year olds liking it when it's special guest XxXD4RkR34P0R666XxxX
>>338644336
>>338644429
But my camera is no good and looking at them again I'm not very happy with them
>>338645784
To be fair at least some couples get kids out of foster homes through adoption. That's a good thing in my book, nothing good happens there. Believe me.
>>338646356
Well suck it up buttercup, cuz your nice and I want to see more
>>338645084
Whats with those 2 huge fans?
