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Thoughts about the new trailer?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPRRupAM4DI
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It was a pretty generic animated film with cardboard cutout characters much like the rest of them.
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"You're one of those heroes, aren't you?"

"the most predictable response ever given"
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There are way too many people defending this shit writing.
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>Blizzard should be making movies.
I've said this since Diablo 2 came out.
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>>338564515
I likes it but it doesn't say much about the character of Soldier 76 other than he roams the streets of mexico at night looking for criminal scum.
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>>338565386
>Blizzard should be making movies.
I like how people still say this, like Warcraft doesn't exist.
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>>338564515
Cultural Marxism/10
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>>338565535
He means animated movies, obviously.
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>>338564515
Soldier 76 is my favorite. Genji is my 2nd. I feel loved.
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>>338564515

Anyone else find it hilarious that his combat scene music was dubstep?
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>>338564515
Worst short so far but holy heck is the girl cute
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>>338565601
>Cultural Marxism
pls go
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>>338564515
Worst of the animated shorts so far, but it has the best ship.
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>>338565535
>Live action
no
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>>338565609
I do. Warcraft... I just don't get this same feel from its trailers. Who knows? My first question is whether the same team that makes these shorts is behind the Warcraft movie.
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>>338565874
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>>338565962
>buzzword
Okay.
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>>338565874
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>>338565149
Not "You... you saved me" ?
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>>338565874
where's the uncensored version
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>>338566149

THIS
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>>338566087
D - denial.
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>>338565874
post link to uncensored please
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>>338565487
This.

I will suck the Dragons Short's dick at the slightest provocation because of how good it was so I'll proceed to.

Like half this short was about buildup in a setting, but it was revolving around a nothing character. Meanwhile in Dragons, from the first moment you're seeing Hanzo, and he's going somewhere where other people don't want him to go. Conflict right from the first second.

Meanwhile there's the parable going on and it's like well obviously Hanzo is one of these dragons, but there's subtlety in there. Because it's a parable, you assume that it's not a direct comparison, but if you do it reveals some neat things about Hanzo's character that aren't directly said. How Blue Dragon says he sought power, while Hanzo tries to foist the deal off as something he absolutely had to do. It makes his continued guilt feel more genuine.

Plotwise it's about as good as you can expect from an eight minute short. It's entirely self contained, and it's about two characters exclusively so it doesn't bother faffing about with the setting and dives straight into the meat of why people are interesting in the game in the first place.

The best part though is the shots. God damn there are some great shots in Dragons. The whole thing flows in a way that it's practically impossible to not be engaged.

My primary criticism of it would be that it's sort of distracting if you notice that two characters who ostensibly know japanese are instead speaking heavily accented english at each other, but that's honestly pretty minor considering it's for the audience's benefit and an intentional oversight.
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>>338566237
P - pls
G - go
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Generic. Generic kid, generic gang, generic music, featuring the most generic Overwatch hero they could have made. Sucks dick in comparison to the others.
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>>338564515

Why is Blizzard trying so hard to give this multiplayer game a story? They're fucking embarrassing themselves.

Where's Carmack when you need him? Story, porn movie, expected etc.
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Is Blizzard hinting a new Mexican hero?
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>>338566149
>>338566252
>>338565874

Jesus Christ, why is this board full of pedos?
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>>338565874

God I love this site
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>>338564515
too many heads were attached to bodies
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>>338566484
My head was attached to your mom if you know what i mean ;)
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>>338566431
how new are you?
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>>338565984
Most definitely not. You can't put a crew on a feature length movie and expect them to do anything else for the duration of production considering the possibility of recuts and other shit that always pops up in production.
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>>338566431
She looks well above the age of consent to me bucko, at least 16
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>you will never taste her taco

Why even live?
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>>338564515
>tfw was so hyped for this
>tfw I was in the middle of drafting in MTGO and said fuck it this is more important I must watch this the second it comes out

my fucking packs ;_;

why blizzard
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>>338566580
age of consent in tacoland is 12
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>>338566372
Nope.
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>>338565874

>I literally just masturbated to a 60-something year old video game character fucking some young Mexican girl

What the fuck have I become?
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Gangster: "No, no, please! Wha....wha what are you doing?!"

Soldier 76: "Killing monsters..."
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>>338565874
Can I get an uncensored version please, anon?
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>>338566758
Obviously crazy for fapping to the censored version
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>>338566334

Dragons is a legit, great animated short. Sure it's cliche and a little cheesy but everything about it is well made. From start to finish I'm entertained. Sucks that Hero is so boring in comparison
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>>338566773
LELELE LELELE LELELE LELE LELE LELE.

Wait, I mean, DIEDIEDIE DIEDIE DIEDIEDIE DIEDIE DIEDIE DIEDIE.
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>>338566376
The story is more of setting then a plot, which is a shame cuz the background makes it good for a wave mode
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>>338566758

One of us
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>>338564515
So this is what CGI childrens movies will look like from now on. Nothing but a bunch of shit that apes the classic bug-eyed Pixar design.

What a bunch of over-saturated, over-hyped, derivative tripe.

I still laugh at adults who don't have kids, yet they line up for the latest dopamine drip from Disney or Dreamworks.

I hear year after year "traditional animation is too expensive". Yet they spend hundreds of millions on these faux-Pixar shorts and films. Somebody is full of shit, and I doubt it's the artists.
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>>338566631
No it's not, state laws override federal law with most states in Mexico having age of consent at 18
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>>338566410
Reaper is mexican.
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>>338564515
never thought blizzard use dubstep on their trailers
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I bet her VA is cute.
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>>338566410
They've been hinting an ew Mexican hero with Sombra
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>>338567089
Thought he was black?
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>>338566690
Okay then.
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>>338567089
Reaper is american of mexican origin, we might have sombra as a new mexican hero
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>>338564515
is it wrong if she gave me a small boner?
pls no bully
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Not as good as Dragons.
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Dragons > Alive > Recall > Hero

I think we can all agree to this
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>>338566758
At least she wasn't impregnated like most mexican girls.
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>>338567278
Dragon > Recall > Alive > Hero
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The trailer dubbed in Mexican is far better:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAPcpJkSGBw
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>>338564515

dem dick sucking lips
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>>338567226
Sombra's going to be Colombian
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>>338567158
>Gabriel Reyes
also he's not that brown.
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>>338567158
Can't tell the difference, right? niggers and spics
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>>338564515
The animation is great but the writing is not that great.
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>>338564515
accents are over done to the point of being pretty racist
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>>338567278

Alive > Recall > Dragons > Hero
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>>338567052
Jesus Christ you sound like the most disgustingly bitter faggot. I wouldn't even be surprised if you don't have friends.
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>>338567340
Yeah it is.
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>>338567453
yes
what is wrong with you
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>>338567453
How and why
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>>338565874
Vat-Mang hasn't posted this on Pixiv and I can't find a tumblr

Are you posting this as the artist or what website did you find this material?
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>>338566431
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>>338567453

Dragons legit made me cry since I had a huge falling out with my brother. Although I didn't kill him with a magic dragon
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>>338566431
She's an animated character anon.
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>>338567453
How could it?

Like what about this made you cry? Did we watch the same short?
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>>338567387
Honestly, saw the blackwatch reaper skin and thought he had a darker complexion
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>>338567453
Kill yourself.
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>>338567610
kek
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>>338565874
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>>338567453
You're more alive than half of the people here.
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>no sombra reveal
Its shit
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>>338567610
I suppose the the problem most people have with the loli/shota thing is the idea of having sex with children

It has all sorts of inverse affects, see every Catholic priest case ever.

And child bodies aren't ready for sexual intercourse. You'll pull or tear something.
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shit film, shit characters. literally everything about this game is great, other than the characters/story/acting. the gameplay, the ui, the matchmaking, etc. all pretty flawless.

then you get to the characters and the story and stuff and its just some shitty pixar movie diversity shitfest. really wish the characters were great in this game. i only like about half of them.
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>>338564515
I didnt think Soldier 76 was this badass.
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>>338567631
thanks for telling us you didn't kill him with a magic dragon, I would've assumed you did
sorry about your brother anon the sarcasm was calling me, have some Overwatch lewd
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too bad the actual game won't have a single player campaign to explore who these characters are.
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>>338564515
Shit.
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>>338565297
ive never seen anyone on 4chan defend its writing, where are you looking? youtube comments?
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I did not expect them to show Soldier mowing down gang members with his machine gun.
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Went to the launch "party" at my local IMAX with a fellow friend. Crowd was barely hyped for Soldier 76 and only wanted more Tracer. Fucking hell...
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>>338567340
So sad Mexican girls turn into goblins after 18.
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>>338564515
It's almost adorable how Blizzard tries to emulate the Pixar animation style without backing it up with Pixar's quality writing. At least the action sequences were decent.
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>>338567453
what the fuck

were you under the influence of something? this was so poorly written and so artificial I have no idea how you could have felt any emotion besides cringe
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>>338564515
I was disappointed he didn't look back at her, toss out his biotic field at her and shout 'Get yourself patched up!' while helix rocketing that truck
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>>338567876
I always saw that particular comic as a satire on MS paint comics in general.
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>>338567980
Its literally Waifus: The Game
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In each of these shorts so far, there's been one well written element, and one bad. It's either been one character versus another, or the characters versus the situation, or the material versus the world building.

But in this one, it's just bad all around. In combat S76 is the most boring member of the cast by design, and you make him fight generic badies.

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT.
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>>338568096
The point of the MS paint comics were meant to strawman the political comics people see all the time

It's just using a tool that's readily available to everyone
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alive is the best short, prove me wrong

>that shot of widowmaker repelling down the building upside down, with the spider motif
>that music
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>>338567340
I really should improve my Spanish vocabulary.
I only understood about a third of that. Spoken Spanish is just too fast for me.
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Dragons was the best short. Anyone who disagrees is wrong.
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I liked it, but I'm a sucker for Punisher like shit.
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>>338564515
green and purple
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>>338567607
Try again.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=5736118
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>>338568151
I bet you think Persona isn't a waifu game.
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>>338567453
made my dick cry ifuknowwhatimeanwinkyface
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So how long til Doomfist is playable?
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>>338568296
thanks doc but this dose seems kinda light
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Is Alejandra gonna become part of the Overwatch cast in the future as DLC?
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>>338568391
No but her mom is, she's Sombra, that's why they didn't show her.
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>>338567052
*tips fedora*
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>>338564515
Been in the dark about this game for a while.

is Soldier 76 the doomguy in overwatch?
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>>338568204
>not dragons
The part where genji takes off the mask and smiles at hanzo still gives me chills
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>>338568380
>the Doomfist gauntlet is genetically locked to the last person who used it
>only unlocks upon their death
>kid who used it in the animated trailer is now the only person who can
>he becomes the next Doomfist
I'm calling it now.
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Boring garbage
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>>338568530
God I can't believe how stupid people are

Sombra is Egyptian, and she's pharahs mother, and this video is set in the present where pharah is an adult and she's a old person like soldier 76 is.

She wouldn't be in fucking mexico with a 12 year old daughter
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>>338568623
He's the Captain America/Batman but he went rogue after getting blown up and officially dying.
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>>338568698
But why would a tranny be a hero?
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>>338564515
I've got a soft spot for hardcore, brutalizes criminal type vigilantes who put the important things before their senseless crusade against people they think deserve it only to feel better about themselves.

So yeah, I liked it. Punisher is also my favorite Maahvel that probably helps
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>>338568623
he's mister chief no.2
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>>338568779
literally what?
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so wait s76 is old as fuck? but didn't tracer fight alongside him? she looks young as fuck.
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>>338568753
>Sombra is Egyptian
DUDE lmao Sombra is spanish and will most likely be a latin american heroine.
>>338568770
Can't really go Rogue if the faction collapsed and became defunct.
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>>338568793
Isn't that the guy who called Tony Blair a nigger?
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>>338568753
>She wouldn't be in fucking mexico
That's why every reference to Sombra is either in mexico or spoken by a mexican character
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>>338568753
>Sombra is Egyptian, and she's pharahs mother
Anon, you're retarded. Pharah's mother is fucken ded.
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>>338565874
KYS pedo scum
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>>338568770
>>338568840
any class close to doomguy yet?
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>>338568843
The doomfist kid, the one who clocked wore the gauntlet, was the girl in the Alive trailer that had a problem with Widow shooting up the dial up lama.
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>>338568869
She's trapped in time. A line from Chromie to her in HotS actually confirms this. Mercy still looks young because of her healing technology shit, and Mei is still young because of Cryogenic shit.
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>>338568927
Reaper is American of Mexican ancestry. Muh huritage fags need to fuck off.
>>338568964
Hello neo-/v/
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>>338568869
Tracer had time accident, so she ages weird?
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>>338567876
No one gives a fuck because drawn people aren't real and if you cannot grasp this you should be put to death, I am not kidding.
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>>338568965
76 or do you mean storywise? Reaper or one of the bogans possibly but they wouldn't play like doomguy.
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>>338564515
Coming from Dragons, which was good but by no means great, this one was pretty bad.

Best trailer so far has been Recall, which was excellent.
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>>338568965
no class really plays like doomguy and no class has a story like doomguy's
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>>338568770
Nigga looks like a guy from quake
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>>338568982
Where the hell did you get that from? I've never heard that theory before, nor have I seen any evidence supporting it.
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>>338568869
Tracer is a later generation OW member.
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>>338565601
Nothin wrong with cultural marxism
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>>338568753
>Sombra
Literally Spanish for Shadow
I dont say this enough to people on this board but you sure are one stupid nigger.
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>>338569074
Not story wise, but rooty shooty punch and rippy teary
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>>338568271
I have the same problem but vice versa, english in tv shows or movies is too fast for me, I need subtitles
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Tracer literally doesnt age, come on

Shes all timey wimey fucked up as the brits say
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>>338564515
GGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOWRRRRRRRR

BLIZZARD DOESN'T ANIMATE THESE THINGS REEEEEEEEEEEEEE THEY JUST STORYBOARD THEM GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR THEY DO NOT DO INHOUSE ANIMATION I REPEAT THEY DO NOT DO INHOUSE ANIMATION THEY GET OUTSIDE SOURCES TO ANIMATE THESE AND EVERYTHING THEY HAVE DONE GRAAAAAAAAH
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>>338565874
Yo, I am not a pedo but as drawn that bottom half looks delicious, I mean your cock would just be unbelievably satisfied you probably couldn't even think, just whole world a blur of pleasure and scattered thoughts of existence.

I mean Louie CK was right after all. Why would you risk ruining your life and going to jail over that unless it was really really amazing?
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>>338569250
76, Pharah has a quake rocket launcher kind of. No real rip and tear unless Reinhardt's melee capabilities count.
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>>338568753
Sombra means shadow in spanish
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>>338569370
Thanks friend.
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WHY DO THEY KEEP SHOWING THE MOON IN DIFFERENT VIDEOS

WHY DOES IT HAVE A CITY ON IT
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>>338569152
could be, the devs behind Overwatch played alot of these FPS and is pretty much their love letter to shooters of all times
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>>338568869
overwatch existed for approximately 25 years. It was formalized immediately following the first omnic crises which was 30 years prior to the game which was when Jack Morrison was picked to head up the organization. It was dissolved about 5 years ago, gamewise. Tracer, McCree, and Winston were all new members when it died.
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>>338569329
who do they outsource to? If there's more of this stuff I want it
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>>338566758
welcome home
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Pic related
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>>338569446
MOON GORILLAS
THERE WILL PROBABLY BE A MAP IN THE GORILLA BASE
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>>338567340
isn't that truck a payload?
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>>338569527

>one of them's black
>one's white
>only one is actually brown
>even the minorities are racially diverse
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>>338569527
>cute little innocent girl
>reason why we need a wall
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>>338564515
Having found and manipulated GABRIELLA REYES into believing he is a HERO, JOHN MORRISSON aka SOLDIER 76 takes her hostage. She begs him, reminding him that's a great hero, as he starts recording the video.

We switch to GABRIEL REYES' perspective aka THE REAPER as THE WIDOWMAKER hands him a casette tape, branded with the symbol of OVERWATCH. His expression is hidden behind the mask, but we see his tension through his shaking grip.

He puts the tape in after a brief slapstick on him trying to figure out how a vcr works again.

He sees his daughter being held hostage.

He rips off his mask as he screams out his rival's name, and we see the ravages of his unique disease on his body, cavities having formed across his face.

His white haired opponent calls him out by name. Says this isn't about finding him anymore. About an investigation into what took down his organization. He says he knows. He always knew. He just wanted solid evidence before finally hunting down the man who ended it all. It would have made killing the man who was once his best friend easier.

As he raises his rifle, pointing it at the side of Gabriella's head, she finally realizes who Soldier 76 is talking to when he says Gabriel's name. Her crying slows, long enough for her to stare into the camera. "Papa..."

Gabriel dies as he turns his back on the camera. We know what happened from the expression of Widowmaker. On that day, the guise of the Reaper became the only reality of Gabriel Reyes. Unable to cope with the loss of his only child, any memories of her cause him to break down emotionally until he becomes a swirling cloud of death, firing at the phantoms of Soldier 76 around him. We witness this, Widowmaker ducking behind cover.

We see Reaper become whole as he puts on his mask.

The final words are "Find him..." in a cold, emotionless tone.
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>>338569534
Do the Moon Gorillas have to fight the Moon Bears on the Moon Base?
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>>338569712
>one of them is black
No he isn't, you dumb cunt. He's a dark-skinned Mestizo.
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Blizzard "storytelling" is such a fucking joke. Overwatch so far feels like a Saturday morning cartoon. This has got to be the most one-dimensional, predictable tripe Blizzard has ever written, and this new short is the worst of the worst. Hanzo vs. Genji was ALMOST decent.
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>>338566587
YFW she is Sombra
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>>338569763
They already beat out the moon bears when they rose up and took it from humans.
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>>338568296
Poor vegeta
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>>338567439
no they aren't you donut
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>>338569736
Are you retarded?
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>>338568623
Yes, I think its most closest so far.
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>>338569748
no one cares about your lame fanfic
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>>338569787

a nigger's a nigger by any other name you fucking faggot
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Would you classify this game as multi-cultural.....or multi-national?
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>>338565149
>"I'm just a soldier."
How did Blizzard fuck this up?
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>>338569842
But what happened to the intergalactic wizard alliance?
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>>338569917
American education at it again.
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>>338565874
This is what I wanted to see.
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>>338569712
>I have never seen Brasil before
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>>338568965
Well there is going to be a character called Doomfist so maybe. Hope he is a true melee mobile character
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>>338569978

European retardation at it again
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>>338569789
it's still very watchable, not nearly as good as the previous but I liked it
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>>338569712
>Mexicans are a minority in Mexico
You're incredibly stupid, anon
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>>338564515
>you will never protect your brown daughteru

why live?

>>338569446
>he doesn't know
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>>338570112
>doesn't know what a mestizo is
>calls others retarded
This is why Americans are stereotyped as stupid cunts.
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>>338569945
Beaten to a stalemate by the moon colonists and kept to themselves during the nigger uprising. Secretly they're underground preparing their forces so they can steamroll the guerilla army and get the area under their control to secure their dominance of the moon.
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>mfw the mexicans in mexico are "diverse" as well

blizzard is so obsessed with "diversity" this is actually fucking ridiculous. the shitty cheesy characters and story choices are killing the potential of this game.
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>>338569936
when you have multiple nations each different with their own race and culture, it is not multicultural, as multiculturalism mixes everyone, and destroys all heritage
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>>338566587
She is a soild 6.5 kill yourselves and stop making her out to be some goddess
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>>338564515
>every latin that speaks english MUST have this super thick and heavy accent
>and don't forget about codeswitching! It's not mom, its mama
>Its not girl, or daughter, or missy, or her own name, it's mija
>MEEEEEEEEE HAAAAA
it's like having a german kid just shout out shit like, "oh you saved me, DANKE MEIN FREUND"
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>>338570115
I can't see any redeeming factors at all. The thing is pure trope.
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>>338568965
>any class close to doomguy yet?

What does this even mean? Runs super fast picking up power-ups around the map while carrying 16 guns?

76 is CODguy; he sprints, he right clicks to kill Tracer, he's got autoaim ult (which is actually not that great, but it has a low CD which helps compensate for the fact it doesn't boost your damage)
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>>338570270
I bet you think there are no white people in South Africa either
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>>338570270

would you be happier if they all had the same skin tone, wore sombreros and moustaches?
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>>338570435
Goes fast and relys on shooting
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>>338569789
Anon, I hate to tell you this, but I think Saturday morning cartoon is EXACTLY what they were going for
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>>338568925
>>Jeremy "Racial Pain Hurricane" Clarkson
of course.
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>>338569295
Do you know if there are any anime with good Spanish dubs I can watch to practice? Something like Digimon, maybe?
That's how I learned English, watching and playing games with English dubs.
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>>338570361
Poor Argentina, they deserve it.
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>>338570559
>>338570435

relys on shooting until its dead *and of a bit badass.
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>>338569152
>>338569897
You just made me want to go play QL
I'm glad I played it when it was f2p so I still have it
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>>338570361
shut up, spic
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>>338570361
I lost it at the gratuitous Japanese accents in the Hanzo/Genji short. Blizzard is trying to create this "inclusive, united-Earth" feeling with all these different characters from difference countries, but they just shit out the most obnoxious stereotypes from each one. I'm surprised tumblr isn't eating them alive over it.
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"Meet the''s minus the charm
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>>338570502
Yes.
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Soldier "The Beaner Cleaner" 76
Soldier "Killin' spics just for kicks" 76
Soldier "Don't cross the border, that's an order" 76
Soldier "Better an Omnic than a dirty spic" 76
Soldier "White makes right" 76
Soldier "Pinata Punisher" 76
Soldier "Raising Hell at the Taco Bell" 76
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>>338569360
>I'm not a pedo, but I'd fuck that child
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>>338567089
Mexican Americans love education so they go to night school and they take spanish and get a B.
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>>338570361
>BRIC
>meaning anything
Yeah okay
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>>338565874
>>338566758
>not regularly fapping to this
*starts to teleports away*
heh...amatuers...
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>>338569789
Hate to break it to you but when you try to have a mass global marketing appeal you need to be as safe as possible so other countries don't have to censor or change your shit.
This game is the first Blizzard game that has a same-day release in Japan. Think about that.
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>>338566374
That's kinda the point. Soldier 76 is supposed to be the "gateway" for the COD kids to Overwatch
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>>338565874
Not even half a fucking day and this shit's created
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https://youtu.be/9NZDwZbyDus

Which "Meet the..." Is your favorite?
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>>338570361
Welcome to "understanding Earth for silly gringos"

All foreigners must have a heavy accent and speak in a mix of their original language and english
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>>338566758
Wait, isnt reinhardt the only one that's around that age? I thought punisher McCallofduty was late 40s/early 50s.
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>>338570435
High noon boy uses the revolver in postal 2.

lol
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>>338570916
>BRIC
>Argentina still this mad about not being incluided
Literally stop sucking your own cocks, start updating and developing your countryside, and quit wasting miillions trying to force the falklands meme IRL on your people, and you might actually break even this fiscal year
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>>338571063
Why the fuck are you surprised? Maybe you should eat a gun if this keeps up
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>tfw no overwatch to heal heroes
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>>338565874
>You...you saved me. Why?
>To deliver the payload.
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>>338569527
Haha so edgy and cool
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>>338565297
>Expecting revolutionary writing from a game by Blizzard featuring Pixar characters.

No, I think it is you who has the problem here.
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>>338571078
Spy
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>>338571132
Reinhardt, 76, and Reaper are all around the same age.
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>>338570812
I'm dying over here.
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>>338564515

Any porn of the brown loli yet?
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>>338565984
>I do. Warcraft... I just don't get this same feel from its trailers. Who knows? My first question is whether the same team that makes these shorts is behind the Warcraft movie.

Why do you fucking retards keep thinking anyone at Blizzard is making Warcraft

IT IS A LICENSED FILM FARMED OUT TO LEGENDARY PICTURES. IT IS BEING MAD BY THEM. BLIZZARD HAS INPUT, NOTHING MORE.
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>>338571078
You posted it
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Sombra isnt pharahs mom, shes obviously the girls mother.

When they start releasing shorts again we will get to see this one again from the moms perspective where she sends her daughter out to get some stupid flour so she can suit up and deal with the thugs, she will notice s76 has it mostly under control and pop a little shield dart on him right before the grenade blows up. Then she will go and stop the truck and make it home before her daughter.
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>>338569065
Slippery slope, gateway drug concept and all that
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>>338571337
>Slippery slope, gateway drug concept

So logical fallacies and bullshit?
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>>338571205
>tfw wont be able to become the best healer in the world
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>>338570959
I don't buy it. It's clear this shitty story is the result of a marketing approach, and there's absolutely no sign of creative passion anywhere in this. But you don't have to gut your story to that extent just to be "safe." This is just another result of Blizzard being creatively bankrupt at their core.
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>>338571063

Did you miss the original Overwatch reveal? There was a Tracer sketch in under 5 fucking minutes.
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>>338571275
>>338570812
>>338565874

Soldier"put a dick in that loli spic"76
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>for some reason, we are supposed to feel sympathy for a machine that literally can not feel pain
>be in full support of a cyborg beating the shit and shooting flesh and blood
>caves a dudes skull in right in front of loli

What exactly is Blizzard trying to convey here?
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>>338567882
>that cosplay
This is one of the very rare occasions 3d>2d.
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SHIT WRITING. GREAT VISUALS.

STANDARD BLIZZARD
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>>338571391
> He still thinks the slippery slope is a fallacy
Get a load of this goy
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>>338571284
m8.
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>>338571467
The story is split into so many things that you can't expect anything from these except cool cinematics.
This is better if you want more of a story.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byhvUmpAA9c

But the whole point of these cinematics is marketing to show off Activision's new animation division.
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>>338571574
Will Smith was right
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>>338571443
I want to rest my benis on her face
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>>338564515
Why didn't he saved the robot?
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NEED MORE PORN
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>>338571798
To find their hide out and no one with a soul was in danger :^)

Robots are programmed to panic in brink of going offline or in danger. thats not pain or death right?
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>>338565874
Masterpiece. Someone needs to make more!
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>We're doing a Solider 76 short, guys!
>It's actually more of a world building cinematic and not really about revealing anything new about 76

Thanks.
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>>338569943
HOW
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>>338571497
Soldier "I'd put my wiener in that beaner" 76.
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/v/ being /v/ again
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>>338571676
It wouldn't have hurt in any way for ActiBlizz to have at least TRIED to write something that wasn't so insulting to the audience's intelligence. All it takes is better writing, but it seems like they're actively avoiding it.

You don't have to sacrifice story quality to make a better cinematic.
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