>be chill nord wheat farmer in the rift
>daughter come home from her travels in cyrodiil
>"hi daddy this is my new boyfriend Junal-Dar!"
What do?
>>338520276
rape his reptilian boi pussy
Argonians became cool as fuck in Skyrim. It and the handcrafted dungeons are the only thing that shit game did right.
I praise the god damn sun, that's what I do.
\[T]/
>>338520276
Long as he isn't on the skooma or involved with the thieves guild he's alright in my book.
It's probably on a wiki somewhere, but can't all of the human/mer races in the elder scrolls universe interbreed? Are halfbreeds a thing, or is it dependent on who the parents are?
>>338520737
>handcrafted
>>338521081
probably the latter, like pokemon
>>338520276
Get the fuck off my lawn, swamp-monkey!
>>338520276
>claim to be a Nord
>afraid of some little shit sapling
Sounds like the wheat field is exactly where you belong, weakling.
Steal him and take him as a farmhand then you know have sex with him
I'm sure Junal-Dar will give her a nice home in the Black Swamp.
Meanwhile I'll be making more babies with dem strong Nord wimmin.
>>338521081
Argonians are born from eggs that the Hist manipulate to fit a purpose. They're the only race not related to men or elves; even the Khajiit are just one variant of a highly divergent group of elves.
They're also the only race that tolerates worship of Sithis, though they don't hold much stock in anything other than the Hist, whether its the Divines or the Daedra.
>>338520737
>handcrafted dungeons
anon...
Fuck him
>>338520737
>hand
>crafted
>>338520276
SCALY
>>338521081
Children are always the mother's race too anyway, so it wouldn't really be a problem if it's your daughter with a person of another race if you're so obsessed about keeping your racial purity.
>>338521986
>>338522101
>>338521171
Were they randomly generated?
>>338521081
Argonians and Khajiit have children with humans/mer as far as we know. It hasnt been confirmed officially but there are rumors.
All children take the race of the mother with very slight traits of the father.
Bretons,or Manmer, the closest equivalent to a half-race TES has, were created though a generations long eugenics breeding program by the Direnni Altmer merchants and their Nedic slaves when they arrived in High Rock.
>>338520737
>handcrafted dungeons
A-am I fitting in yet, guys?
>>338521502
At least we actually own land and not some bayoo we're forced to live in if we don't want to be fucking slaves in every other province
>B-but muh bestial oppression
maybe if you weren't such bunch of fucking retards who need Talos-damned TREES to tell you what to do, you might realize that there's a better way to handle things than rolling over on your back to accept the Aldmer and Dunmer dick that your race seems to love being a sub for
>>338520737
What handcrafted dungeons?
>>338521986
>>338521171
>>338522101
They WERE handcrafted you dumb memeing fucks. Open up the CK and take a look.
>>338522116
ARGONIAN
>>338521986
>>338522101
>>338521171
http://trainwiz.tumblr.com/post/103227155704/ive-seen-this-pic-a-couple-times-and-you-know
>>338522419
>I’ve seen this pic a couple times, and you know, I’m gonna call bullshit.
It's true, that pic doesn't show the Skyrim dungeons looping back around on themselves, as each and every one of them does.
Praising Skyrim for having handcrafted dungeons, even if it's true, is like praising handcrafted statues made from shit.
>>338521171
>>338522416
CLOACAS
>>338522397
I can open it and show you the script that randomly generates them you fucking idiot.
>>338522925
Ok I'll wait. You fucking moron why would you even bother lying like this LMAO.
>>338522419
>trainwiz
>thinking the opinion of a meme modder is valid at all
>>338522925
Okay. Do it.
>>338520276
cut his head off and rape my daughter
>>338522090
k
>>338520737
upquoted
>>338520276
Least he's not a Redguard.
>>338522397
>they were handcrafted
Lol no
They literally used a random generator.
>>338522925
That'd be impressive.
>>338520276
Pal around, joke about shit. Later when we're alone tell him since he's a different species all together basically i have no objections to butchering and eating him if he fucks up.
Then drinking contest with Nordic beverages.
>>338520737
You mean clawcrafted right?
>>338523876
>Then drinking contest with Nordic beverages.
What would you do if you lost?
>>338523812
Why?
>>338523969
>Nord
>Losing drinking contest
Mother fucking impossible.
>>338521872
>born from eggs
but why do they have tits?
>>338520737
>copying and pasting the same assets over and over again so all dungeons look basically the same is called "handcrafting" now
>>338520276
Claim that sexy lizard for myself.
>>338521081
Argonians and khajit can only breed with their own
Chances are they are not attracted to the other races anyways
>>338520737
not bad lad
>>338524156
Maybe they're actually egg sacks.
>>338524134
Because papyrus being not only able to randomly generate dungeons, attaching trap systems, and build navmeshes, but also put quests in them seems pretty impressive given how it's not a particularly complicated scripting system.
>>338524239
Why do you have a life sized porcelain argonian?
>>338524239
Did that faggot ever release that body mod?
>>338524151
Let's not forget that you're not a Nord, you're not a farmer, and you don't have a daughter.
This shit is hypothetical, man.
>>338524202
That is what modular level design is. Compared to Oblivion and Morrowind especially, which used warehousing to make things faster, it's a heck of a lot better.
>>338523876
>Implying he won't come back in 20 years to kill you as a different Argonian
soul recycling nigga
"Never should have come here!"
>>338524761
>>338524393
aren't you that fag from /tesg/?
Since Hist gave boosted Argonians in Oblivion crisis n btfo Daedra.
What really stops Hist from creating perfect race? (Atleast in physical form)
>>338524151
>Alcohol is poison.
>Redguards resist poison.
>>338524239
how can humans even compete?
>>338524447
Reasons.
>>338524819
56th post best post
>>338524874
source please
>>338524156
>to fit a purpose
The Argonians that leave the Marsh are the ones intended by the Hist to interact with man and mer, who like tits.
>>338524848
The gods Kirkbride wrote about would try and take out the Hist
>>338524863
They can't.
>>338520276
Be glad that she found a superior species to breed with
How are your Argonians coming along, /v/?
You DID remember to reinstall Skyrim, right?
>>338524819
Thread
>>338524761
Are you trying to say Skyrim had better dungeons than Morrowind? If so you are one dumb motherfucker and can fuck right off back to /tesg/
>>338525036
SCALED!
>>338524292
I'm pretty sure that the variants of the Khajiit that are essentially identical to Bosmer can interbreed with elves.
The kind of children they depends on the phases of the moons, but that might only be in Elsweyr. You might have an elf, a catgirl, a Khajiit we've seen, a dire leopard, a regular leopard, or a house cat.
>>338525005
http://imgur.com/a/RTrG0
>>338520276
Time to make meself a new pair of lizardskin boots.
>>338524151
Argonians drink Hist sap, bruv. Massive tolerance.
They could probably actually breathe mead.
>>338525295
Thanks pal
>>338525108
stop posting your shit character, it's fucking painful to look at and i fucking love argonians
yours is an insult to them
>>338525208
REPTILED!
>>338525217
>or a house cat
oh man mom is gonna FREAK
At least it's not a fucking Khajit or an Orc. Or elf.
>>338525295
Nice wood
>>338525135
Yeah actually. Morrowind had the best loot, which is what made things memorable, but Morrowind had entire fucking layouts copy and pasted.
Having Arkngthand as an example (which is not only a main quest dungeon, but one of the most complicated dungeons in Morrowind), is stupid. Why not pick Dagoth Ur, which better represents Morrowind's dungeons and was pretty fucking pathetic?
Morrowind has a few unique dungeons, but they're the ones you remember. For every Forge of Hilbrongard you forgot the fifty fucking Alano Ancestral Tombs, or maybe the daedric ruins that consist of two sets of stairs that go down into a shrine that has two chests at the back of the statue, one of which contains potions you'll never use?
>>338524546
Yeah, its called SAM
http://mmoboys.tumblr.com/post/120024361372/sam-shape-atlas-for-men-body-mod-for-skyrim
>>338520276
Smoke some skooma with him.
>>338525480
I think Nords are a lot more tolerant of Orcs.
>>338525538
I forgot how small Dagoth Ur was
>>338520737
>handcrafted
>>338524629
>OP asks hypothetical question
>Give lazy ass answer based on hypothetical situation
>Anon asks about what do in hypothetical outcome
>Give a reason as to why this hypothetical outcome would never happen
>IT'S HYPOTHETICAL LET'S PRETEND ITS NOT NOW
I don't even know where you're coming from or what you're getting at.
>>338524850
where did you get red guards from an obvious argonian porn thread?
>>338520276
Cuckher
>>338524239
Hey buddy, I think you're in the wrong place. The leather club is down the street
>>338525108
lithmohiit best race
>>338525712
Smallness worked well because you wouldn't get dungeon fatigue, and handplaced loot gave more sense of accomplishment.
But everything else? Yeah, no. Morrowind dungeons weren't somehow these particularly amazing sprawling works of art. They were tiny-ass and often not linear simply because they were too small to be.
>>338525879
answer the fucking question you fucking double khajit
>>338525958
kek
>>338524239
>Fuck you
>No, fuck you scaleman
>>338525958
Fuck you.
>>338524202
>>338521171
>>338521986
>>338522101
>>338522276
>>338522385
>>338525812
>this dungeon has the same textures with the other ones
>clearly this is copy-pasted
Go fuck yourselves, retards. Have any of you actually played Morrowind and Oblivion? Morrowind's only positive thing in dungeons were the loot. The whole shit was copy pasted hallways and rooms. Same with Oblivion. Skyrim had unique layouts and rooms for each dungeons but they are formulaic because 99% of them have a shortcut outside.
Let's all just be honest for a second. TES dungeons just suck.
>>338526070
got a link to this mod?
I played Skyrim for 5 minutes and got raped for 10 minutes by Bandits.
>>338526224
Skyrim's dungeons biggest flaw were that the nordic tomb tileset is fucking boring.
>>338526128
Stab him because there's a fucking red guard in my house for no god damned reason.
Become next zimzam.
>>338526240i got youhttp://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/64466/?
>>338526224
handcrafted implies great care and effort was put into them.
Which it was not.
>>338526401
And Morrowind did?
>>338520276
Literally nothing wrong with that.
>>338525404
rude
>>338520737
>handcrafted dungeons
Let me guess, you found the procedural quests stellar as well?
>>338526547
No, I found them.
>>338526334
why are you tripfagging
>>338525687
I think most Nords are fucking half apes, faggots, cunts and cucks but that doesn't mean all of them are.
OH MY FUCKING GOD I JUST WANT TO SUCK SOME BIG AROGNIAN COCKS FUCK ME IM SUCH A FAGGOT
>>338526531
>that neck
>those tit seams
>bright blue
>>338526547
you keep saying the dungeons were randomly generated, why not pull open the CK and show us
>>338526385
Oh wait, I actually do have this one already. Thought it was different for some reason, but thanks for the link all the same.
And yeah I like this race a lot, I just need to get better hairstyles for the females, all the default ones don't look good.
>>338526531
yeah nah
I'd fuck the everloving shit out of an Argonian but that looks like complete garbage, -0/100 apply yourself, would not even process for cattle food
>>338526496
Skyrim needed more hand-placed stuff. People complain a lot less if you can stumble upon some daedric pants hidden in a corner.
>>338526812
you got apachii's hair?
or just HD venella hair textures
>>338526637
You're retarded
>>338526637
>not knowing trainwiz
>>338526964
wiz what are you doing here /tesg/ is in the next board overi love you
>>338526992
Vanilla, but I'm going to paste that name down somewhere so I remember it next time I bother to play
>>338526637
>trip
ehehehe
>>338527145
cool, good for you
>>338527151
>Breasts
>on a reptilian creature
>>338523717
Redguards are the superior race
>>338527128
Eh, really not feeling /tesg/ these days. The /tg/ threads are way better
>>338527151
GUYS
I just reinstalled Skyrim and I need to re-mod it.
I had over 200 some mods on it before that eventually caused the whole thing to break.
Is there any good list of graphics mods so I can methodically re-mod it? I did it all piece by piece last time but there has to be a good compilation mod by now, right?
Best 3 mods:
Archery Gameplay Overhaul
Ultimate Combat
Ordinator
>>338526530
Why are Argonians so cute?
http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/75826/?
http://veitizion.tumblr.com/post/144764892051/female-dragonic-argonian-textures-cbbe-only-for
>>338527285
You gonna do any more mods for TES?
I want a Khajiit wife, can a human impregnate a Khajiit?
Why is Ahnassi so perfect?
Adventures
>>338527524
I've a combat rework for OpenMW sitting around and a few other ideas for that. Otherwise, I'm focusing on other stuff.
>>338527230
they are Hist sacks dumb ass
>>338527561
>can a human impregnate a Khajiit?
No.
>Why is Ahnassi so perfect?
She's not perfect, you furfag.
>>338527726
fallout 4 mods is where its at right?
>>338527323
any mods remove this nigger way of shooting a bow while crouched?
>>338527925
Yep.
>>338527759
But Ahnassi is perfect, not a single waifu has outdone her
>>338528072
not to my knowledge
Would you adventure with a loyal Kobold companion?
>>338527735
They're still reptiles, just heavily manipulated by the Hist.
>>338528072
Pretty Combat Animations
Archery Gameplay Overhaul
>>338528098
interesting, i await yourfun bomb-ass mods
>people shitting on the dungeons
there are plenty of things in Skyrim to shit on, but I don't think that's one of them
every dungeon is designed to eliminate practically all backtracking that plagued oblivion and morrowind dungeons, making them much, much better in that regard
the variety might have been lacking, but that was par for the course considering what oblivion established
>>338528523
Yep. Right now in the pipeline i've got something that overhauls the unique weapons in Fallout 4 to actually be unique, a courser bossfight overhaul, and of course Maxwell's World (that haunted amusement park).
>>338528438
>They're still reptiles,
Actually no, they're mammals that look reptillian thanks to Hist bullshit.
>>338528429
i would rape vigorously
>>338526104
But Morrowind had some good dungeons, not that much, but had
Is there any good dungeon in skyrim? Sprawling, nonlinear one?
Crossbow runs are fun but because of the combat system being shit it is quickly unfun, like everything.
>>338528579
that soundsfucking nice
>>338520276
He should be happy a superior race gave his daughter the time of day. Nords are the niggest in tamriel.
>>338528507
i didn't see any images of sneak bow shooting changed for the archery gameplay overhaul one
the pretty combat animations has a way better sneak shoot animation though, thanks
>>338527381
I can't explain it.
>>338527726
>openmw mods
How much are you able to do?MISSanimation
I'm waiting for them to optimise their physics/collision code so Balmora will actually run well with Morrowind Rebirth.
>>338528661
Plenty. But nonlinear isn't necessarily a bad thing if the experience is fun. Both Morrowind and Oblivion weren't particularly nonlinear in the first place either. Most everything had one path to the end, there were side rooms but that's about it.
Some good Skyrim dungeons were Kagrenzel, Sightless Pit, that one where the guy was literally fucking female draugr and female ghosts, Haldir's Cairn, Nchuand-Zel, Broken Oar Grotto, and this isn't even getting into the Dawnguard and especially Dragonborn dungeons.
>>338528632
>rape
>your companion
>not spooning with your smaller cold blooded ally to give her warmth
>not jerking her off while you do this
you're doing it all wrong man
>>338529007
>How much are you able to do?
like, fucking everything. I wish tes3mp would update more though, apparently they're making real strides.
>>338528757
Playing as any race other than nords for stormcloaks makes you an uncle tom, I wish racism was was a thing in these games too bad it's only in combat.
>>338529065
i take what i want
Post your comfiest screenshot.
>>338525046
Im curious if it would end up being a human or will the magical lizard spunk somehow result an egg even if the female clearly is a mamal.
>>338529265
>raping a kobold
dis nigga gon get shanked in his sleep or left alone and naked in the forest
>>338529307
>courser and compass in screen shot
what is TM
>>338526547
TB H that shit can work out okay. In stalker, they're bomb as fuck, but that's mainly because the world is dynamic as shit and even though the objective is simple as shit (kill X, bring me Y, etc.) the circumstances in which you gotta work are different every time. Obviously would get boring eventually, but shit's tight nigga
>>338529457
"Hey dad this is my girlfriend, Elwen. She brought some venison for dinner."
What do?
>>338529163
last i checked their reddit was dead, though the main dev is cheeki to the breeki'th power and can't into english.
What would it take for OpenMW to get the hype it needs for more developers to go crazy with it. I feel like Skywind is stealing all the hype, even though its gonna be outdated once Toddblivion 3 releases.
Speaking of which, I swear I heard the Openmw modders can't use skywind assets without trouble.
Have some pictures of my incredibly horrible batch created normal maps
>>338529163
Trainwiz don't you work for Bethesda now? Where's the next TES going to take place?
>>338529265
Loyal kobolds are friends with benefits for life, no rape is needed.
>>338529225
Why would you want to side with the stormcucks though?
>>338529307
I froze to death five times before I could reach this place, I wouldn't call it comfy at all.
>>338529830
trade in bosmer for khajiit
>>338521354
>Swamp Monkey
>Not weed
>>338529307
>>338529907
Their reddit is dead, but the users are still working. I know a few devs and they talk about it all the time, but they keep not giving updates for some reason.
OpenMW gets attention everytime it does something interesting, like go on android or have multiplayer.
Also if Skywind's assets are made with 100% their own work there's no reason they couldn't be ported to OpenMW.
>>338529919
Outer space.
>>338529830
be proud of my son
>>338529950
To be an uncle obviously
>>338529307
>>338529830
Kill them both
Rape the deer
>>338524156
They become humanoid when they drink hist sap.
The tits have no purpose, and they lack the necessary organs to lactate seeing as their sex changes every twenty years or so, so they don't just carry around tits all the time, even when they're men.
>>338529307
>>338529945
isen't their gimmick being weak and useless?
literal cannon fodder and replaceable, literally mow them down by the hunderads and nothing of value being loss aside for weapon durability
>>338529919
Trainwiz works for Bethesda?
>>338529980
>Being a furry
Why have they ruined TES faster than Bethesda?
>>338530343
He met them at GDC and got a job.
>>338530375
Why are you so insecure that you can't enjoy things because people you don't like enjoy them
>>338530010
Are you using any mods that modify the sky? That sunset/sunrise lightning looks great.
>>338530316
Some are very smart and cunning, never underestimate them.
>>338521081
It wouldn't suprise me if the Hist allow Argonians to breed with other races in order to increase their numbers, even if it is just Female Argonian + Male other.
>>338529307
No more comfy screenshot because my old hdd died
>>338522196
>race of the mother
>Bretons
I assume the Eugenics "breeding" would have always involved a female human. Most likely a Nord since they were the first human race.
What I am wondering is would a different race result if the female were a high elf and the male a nord over generations?
>>338530527
ok
>>338530316
Some of them can become the most OP characters in all of DnD, so they aren't weak.
>>338530375
>>338530682
muscle, ice wizard
>>338530653
woah spoiler that shit next time that was 2spooky
>>338530470
Are you so insecure that you don't believe people can genuinely hate what you like for what it is?
>>338520276
Hes my boyfriend now, bitch.
>dad, this is my new girlfriend, Lifts-Her-Tail
>>338530575
Argonians don't really breed like that. They're basically mutated things.
Thing is?Other shit can be exposed to Hist sap too.
>>338530972
>genuinely hate
Overdramatic teenager pls go
>>338530972
>>338530375 just said furries have ruined TES faster than bethesda.
Furries have nothing to do with what TES is.
I only play Skyrim because of the vore mod.
I replaying it now. I look forward to taking my Redguard and killing all the Stormcloaks, it's going to be fun.
>>338531117
I want to roll in the hay with him.
Kick his ass because lizards are worthless without the hist
>>338531384
Like literally? What about his tight, sweet asshole? You have to give that a good lick.
>>338530682
>Most likely a Nord
No, they were breeding with the Nedic tribes, who were the race that existed all through Tamriel before they develeoped into the Nords (thanks to the Atmorans who came back to Tamriel), Colovians/Nibeneans who boh became the Imperials, and Bretons.
Human males do nothing for me but lizardmen are fucking hot desu
>>338531375
But I posted the cuter lizard...
>>338524239
Is it that time of week again?
>>338531569
I can fuck him too. There's no limit.
If I could run NV with medium/medium-low settings, can I do the same with Skyrim?
>>338531558
That is completely normal.
>>338531375
I don't think you'd survive the encounter
>>338531651
>>338531651
Oh you betcha!
>>338531786
pretty sure skyrim is better optimized than previous bethesda titles
>>338531310
my brother of African decent
>>338531905
Bigger version
>>338531947
It is. You could run it with no issue, but don't expect anything like ENBs to work
>>338531909
Worth the risk then.
>>338531651
fuck off Buff finish your mods faggotlike somehow porting argonians into fallout 4
>>338531997
ThanksPlease tell me you're not a barafag like everyone else and unironically enjoy male preds.
>>338532029
Sauce pls
>>338520276
This would be even worse than an elf tbqh family.
>>338532029
Will it at least be on par with 360 graphics?
>>338524239
>biceps, delts and traps the size of a planet
>disproportionately small pecs
4/10
>>338532002
Thanks.
>>338532019
why does oblivion run like total shit
>>338531096
>>338531569
Any background info on those two? I'm genuinely curious
>>338531125
I knew they were mutated through exposure to Hist Sap, I just didn't remember if newborns had to be exposed with each generation. I thought those outside of Black Marsh were able to breed with other races in order to better assimilate?
>>338532357
It's Gagagigo.
>>338528586
>Actually no, they're mammals that look reptillian thanks to Hist bullshit.
They are reptiles made humanoid by the Hist.
The Hist are one of the few cool things in this entire franchise.
>>338532198no that shit is gross nigga, i like my preds female/twink male
>>338532357
Marauding Captain and Gagagigo.
A bunch of yugioh cards detail their friendship together
>>338532526
>>338532198
Unworthy.
>>338520276
>Implying I wouldn't have an argonian wife
haha fucking dumbass OP
>>338532463
gaga had a hard life
>>338532368
Argonians don't even have souls unless they drink Hist sap.
>>338525108
Implying i ever UNinstalled it.
>>338532526
Shit I like you anon.
Is there anything more disgusting in all of Nirn than a stinking, ugly, mud covered lizard that thinks it's a person?
>>338532615
fug off
>>338532908
The only thing I can think of is a homeless elf that swears it isn't dirty that's just the color of its skin getting their ass handed to them by a bunch of lizards.
>>338532463
I still feel like the story is unfinished.
>>338532802
your a cool guy yourself anon
>>338532996
Hey, I like both types. Whats wrong with that?
