>Sony quality
>ripping cable out like a fucking maniac
>>338513002
My 3DS charger broke once, does that mean Nintendo is irredeemably shit?
clean your nails you neanderthal.
>>338513002
>Microsoft quality
>>338513002
So this... is the power of the PS4... whoa...
>>338513002
>dat nail
eww
>>338513002
>PC quality
Why didn't you pull it up? You pulled it from the sides which caused the charger to break.
>PC quality
I got two Sony controllers that were messed up in the same way.
>>338513191
Yes, that shit shouldnt break ever. Why the fuck are you ok with your shit not lasting to its expected lifetime you sheep?
Wow I am now a wiimissile.
Of the ps4 and xbone controller, which is actually has more material durability?
I have no idea how you managed to do this, but those cables are generic, you can get a new one for like $2 (although since it's for a controller, getting a nice smooth/long one for a bit more is nice)
>>338513565
I hate when this happens. Had to buy three monitors this month alone.
>>338513983
>those bedroom eyes
>>338513002
so the controller is really strong? and your cable is shit? or you can't handle things with care?
>>338513191
I once done slipped on some pee-pee at Costco. I done sued dem fer a hunnerd thouzend dollars, now I ain't gotta work no more. That's why they call me "Lucky."
I fucking hate this micro USB shit. It ALWAYS fucking breaks down after 1-2 years, or if it doesn't, it renders whatever device pretty much inoperable since you can't move it at all without it disconnecting again.
Fuck that shit.
>>338513002
More like micro USB quality, they're shit tier.
>>338513983
Quite definitely the Xbone
>>338513983
Xbone
>>338513983
xbone by miles
the ps4 sticks grip wears off if you play any games that require you to use them vigorously
>>338513983
what kind of bird is that
I need to know because birds are important
>>338513983
I have both. The xbox controller is much more sturdier.
>>338513002
>Every offbrand USB cable doesn't fit right and the controller keeps disconnecting.
THANKS SONY
>>338514658
maybe if you stopped buying $2 cable you'd have ones that last a bit more
works fine for hdmi since those cables don't move, but for a controller you need a decent cable
Can we make this a Hardware gore thread? Haven't seen them in a while here...
>analogs of 360 would burn out from too much use and end not being circles at all
>triggers always break (the one for reloading generally)
on other notes , fuck the battery of the ps4 controller and the annoying light
>>338514556
>>338514191
Can't handle a little banter? I don't even own a sony console, I play of PC faggot
>>338514864
well nevermind the botnet got me covered
I don't know man
11 years later and my psp1000 still works
granted I don't use UMD but who does?
>>338514795
i like my xbone and controller, but that textured surface on the sticks began wearing off after maybe 2 months, and now the corners of the right stick where i use it is completely smooth and the left side is almost completely smooth.
textured surface felt great in the beginning though, but at least the entire rubber hasnt worn off down to the plastic like what happened with all of my 360 controllers
>playing Dark Souls 3 on PC with a Dual shock 4 controller
>Middle of a fight the controller stops responding
>Panic as my character is stuck running circels around the enemy while I fumble with the cable
>Realize I'm not dying
And that's the day Shitty playstation cables taught me that Dark Souls 3 is a really easy game.
>>338515040
but what are birds?
>>338514191
Faggot
>>338515107
I used a 360 controller and it stopped working every once in a while in DS3 too. Alt-tabbing to the desktop and back got it working again.
>>338513002
>wires stripped and clearly bent downwards showing you violently yanked it at an angle
Nice job, mongo.
>>338514795
the plastic shit? you can buy that for 1€not defending it , but at least isn't lilke 360 controler that you need to open the controller to change the whole analog because its shit quality
>>338514864
Birds are not that important
>>338513002
lol dude; i tested ps4 games for a living and i've never seen that happen. You obviously did something to cause that, because I guarantee that cable did not see the use and abuse that the cables at my work did.
And let me disclaimer something: I fucking hate sony; console plebs can die they ruined gaming.
Take cables out by the thick part, not the wire itself and problem solved neanderthal.
>>338515147
I don't know but fuck 'em
>>338514631
King of the Hill
>>338515242
Nah it's actually a problem with my cable because it happens sometimes in other games too. I swapped it for my phone charger cable and it works fine now :^)
>>338513394
that thing looks third party to me
>>338513983
I have had problems with both, and early on I instantly thought the XB1 controller was sturdier, but it seems cheaper. Everything started to feel a little mushy on the XB1, but the DS4 started to wear down faster with the grips and sticks.
>>338515527
http://www.amazon.com/Xbox-360-Silver-Controller-Play-Charge/dp/B0041HROGG/ref=sr_1_67?s=videogames&ie=UTF8&qid=1463944206&sr=1-67&keywords=xbox+360+controller
>>338513983
XBone is way better overall, but the sticks' deadzones are prone to increase quickly with time
>>338515147
The entire gif is actually pretty funny, rarely see it posted though.
>>338514641
Fucking hell I hate this shit. I dunno if I am just rough or what. Always seems like my fucking micro usbs are breaking down but I just put them through general use.
>>338513983
Xbone controllers suffer from a lot of quality issues. Most of it is small stuff but you'll never find an Xbone controller in perfect condition. Common issues are triggers that click or stick, screws not being screwed in (or at an angle so they're basically impossible to remove) or completely stripped. The springs on the sticks have short lifespans and the micro-USB ports are some of the shittiest you'll ever find and highly prone to wear and tear to the point they will stop working.
The controller looks and feels fine, but the more you use it, the more you'll realize it's a piece of shit.
>>338515527
All home buttons on those controllers that have molded grooves are official. Any controller that doesnt have molded grooves for the xbox 360 logo are either bubble stickers or one solid piece.
Its the fastest way to tell if its real. that controller is really from MS
>>338515107
>have 2 360 controller for games with shit control schemes on PC like Dark Souls
>playing some Gang Beasts with a cousin
>controller stops responding
>kills me
>spend the next 10 mins figuring out whats wrong
>windows is telling me the USB is dead
>it works just fine with other cords
>switch to other USB ports
>same problem
so upsetting too because it was a brand new controller.
>>338515975
>screws not being screwed in (or at an angle so they're basically impossible to remove) or completely stripped.
Confirmed for not ever holding one.
>>338515975
>The springs on the sticks have short lifespans
This
The controller feels really good at first, but problems arise quite fast.
>>338513394
>Tearing apart your controller like a fucking moron
>pc quality
>>338513565
plain not possible
the plastic keyboard would break way before you would even scratch glass that thiccc
>>338516613
>console cucks are still mad about arma
>>338516613
>console quality
>>338516613
Is this a photo from India?
I haven't had these issues with the control sticks on an xbone pad, but then again I play a number of games that use the dpad instead which is what I got the thing for in the first place.
The micro usb port is shit however, but that's more of an issue with micro usb itself and microsoft deciding to use use a port in which the part that jacks into it is a flimsy metal nub.
It was created for cellphones since they're so damn small and so the ports also need to be small, using this on a controller is just stupid.
>>338516334
I had to use brute force, bro.
>>338516334
They've got screws inside, which are never screwed in properly. Results in the circuit boards being lose and can easily be misaligned, meaning the micro-USB port on it can vanish behind the casing, making it almost unusable without forcing it back into position, which shortens it's already short lifespan.
>console quality
>>338517624
which one is console? top?
bottom looks great
>>338517624
Only difference is that Arma 3 runs like shit most of the time.
>>338513002
that's just USB micro, it's shitty everywhere
>>338513394
>break your controller because you chimped out
>"FUCKING MICROSOFT QUALITY"
A controller doesn't just break on its own like that.
>>338517624
not a console cuck, but that's not really a fair comparison.
even shit textures look alright from a distance
>>338513565
this isn't actually possible on a crt
you need like a hammer to break those beasts
>Sony Quality
>>338515301
Yes they are, without birds plants would not be able to pollinate and we would have no food.
>>338518329
Bees are more important.
>sony quality
>>338518484
Birds also carry seeds and fish eggs around, creating new ecosystems on vulcanic islands and shit
![[I want to fuck that intesifies].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/o7rTg2n.jpg "[I want to fuck that intesifies].jpg")
>>338514556
>>338518254
>turning psx upside down
i forgot about that, nostalgia'd
>PC Gaming
>>338519109
Sure, it's a bit expensive, but 60FPS man.
>>338519109
>vacuum tube headphone amp
Is this real?
>>338519109
>96GB ram
GET A LOAD OF THIS FUCKING CASUAL!
>>338519109
>mfw peacucks pay 1million dollars to play undertale & emulated SNES games
>literally no system/controller ever broke down on me
I owned:
NES
PS1
PS2 Fat
PS3 Fat
PS4
PSP
Vita
GBC
GBA SP
DS Lite
3DS
Nothing ever.
My PS2 "died" because I tried using Swap Magic and fucked up the laser, after 8 years of perfect run.
>>338517936
Actually these days it runs pretty good on a modern pc.
>>338519109
not using gold plated hdmi
wtf?
>>338520516
I had two PS2 controllers randomly die and my PS3 fat did. I still trust Sony but damn I never had a problem with Nintendo.
>>338518329
That's bees you retard.
>>338519109
Where is the Diamond hdmi cable and the box of poptarts?
>even console games look better on pc
>>338521013
And who eats the bees and poops out their nutrients on the soil to grow more flowers? Birds dummy.
>>338520820
True but not all of the time.
Either that or just because my CPU is getting old.
>>338519109
dude, if you would have access to this equipement you would become diamondPCcuck
question is, would 900k help any console to give better expirience..
>>338519109
>>338519881
Fucking this. All the money put into pc gaming is worth it just for that silky smooth 60 fps.
>>338521073
DELETE THIS
>>338515440
>11 Disclaimer
>>338515527
>I never go outside, ever
>>338518254
Hell, even if you look at graphics you'll see tell tale signs of "Sony quality"
>>338522332
I really don't remember but was the texture warping part of the PS1 itself?
>>338522756
Yep, It couldn't render straight lines at an angle very well. Meanwhile the N64 was just a blurry mess.
>>338522756
>was the texture warping part of the PS1 itself?
Yes. Baked into the hardware.
>>338522930
>Meanwhile the N64 was just a blurry mess.
>>338519109
>No poptarts
Do you even meme, bro?
>>338513002
DS4 cables are literally samsung cables, just go buy one it's like 5$
Here a news report about the new Sony thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AyVh1_vWYQ
>>338519109
Is that monitor 35 grand?
>>338522930
Eh, N64 was the generation I left Nintendo for good, but I have to admit I prefer its look over the PS1 jaggies.
>>338514556
Kazooie is a gilf!
>>338523253
looks like garbage
>>338523253
This game controls like shit.
I don't know why people praise it so much.
>>338521218
I hate you, birds eat fruit and then shit out their seeds to grow more plants.
>>338518051
you don't get sarcasm, do you?
>>338522134
>the views expressed in this album do not relfect that of [publisher]
>>338524010
It was an edgy game from their childhood.
Mom's gonna freak, and all that.
>>338523253
>>338524150
>>338524010
What? It was great. Had no problems with the controls.
>>338513394
>Only Dark Souls players will understand:^)
>>338524376
It wasn't great.
Micro-USB is the worst connector ever. I've never pulled the cable out of my DS4, yet it's now so loose that touching the cable disconnects the DS4 when using it with my PC. I had to use a bunch of rubber bands to stabilize it in place so it would actually be usable. Don't know why companies keep falling for that meme, my phone charger also ended up like that.
>>338524451
It was. And still is. Played through it on the N64 and Xbox and it was great.
I will replay through it on the One next month.
>>338513002
My DS3 has that problem where press R3 it pushes other buttons. Something with the motherboard.
>>338513983
I own both and xbones thumbsticks don't wear nearly as much but the plastic and battery in the DS4 is better by far. Just my experience though/
>>338513983
That snek is all like please stop treading on me.
>>338513983
that bird looks like that yellow gold bird from shin megami tensei
>>338523920
>looks like garbage
Keep in mind this is what an 'attractive' PS1 game is supposed to look like
>>338519109
>Playstation gaming
#4thepayers
>>338518254
Fucking PS4 disc-kicking.
I'm probably going to buy some rubber feet for mine.
>>338520516
For some reason I have issues with Joy Sticks. My 2 360 joy sticks are shitting the bed. I've gone through 3 psps due to the analog stick forcing the cursor up or down and now my 3DS is sticking both up and down
And my bone controller RB stopped working for absolute no reason...
>>338520516
Megadrive
>didn't die
PS1
>didn't die
PS2
>Suffered laser reader issue at launch and needed repairing 6 times
OG Xbox
>Died after 4 years (laser reader)
Xbox 360
>Died after 5 years
PS4
>controller thumbstick rubber tore away after 5 months
>replacement controller rubber tore away after 6 months
>replaced thumbsticks with XB1 thumbsticks a year ago and are still good as new
>>338517809
what a neogaf comment, wow.
>>338514864
secretary bird
>>338525674
that fucking tv
>>338513983
saw that webm weeks ago
watch it here, realise...wait how did they get that snake cam?
watch it once more
its a rubber snek being pulled by a string
>>338519109
>wireless mouse
>Nintendo quality
Sony really isn't made to last. They used their good reputation in the electronics market to sell bad shit for expensive prices.
Rarely does a PS1 or PS2 can still play games decently after prolonged use.
>>338527934
my ps1 still works as does my 2 and 3.
In fact nothing I have ever bought from sony stopped functioning. They make pretty good shit desu.
>>338527758
>comes with a wrist strap
>literally every game that uses the wiimote warns you to put it on when you start it
>blame Nintendo because you didn't
America quality
>>338519109
>no poptarts
What a fucking casual
>>338516334
This is quite true. I don't know why they changed the screw type for the XBone controller, buy I tried opening mine and one of them was stuck into place.
I'm perfectly glad with my Bone controller, though, but it must have only about 3 or 4 months of heavy usage. I'm yet to see if it can last a good few years intact.
>>338528210
IIRC, the earlier gen Wii straps were all defective. The plastic cap would break and the the controller would fly out
>>338527758
>wiimote breaking the tv
These images are the biggest horseshit. The wiimote would shatter before the tv does.
>>338518071
He's probably talking about the level of detail put into both games. The Uncharted pic is a sea of nothing.
>>338529278
Not if it's a Sony TV
>>338520516
My Gameboy Pocket I got in 1997 eventually died on me after 10 years or so, I almost kind of miss having to adjust the contrast every so often.
>that feeling when one shoulder button for the original GBA doesn't work anymore
That being said the SP I have hasn't had a single issue in like 10+ years either, I'll probably be boned if something happens to the charge cable though.
>>338525630
that's edited as shit, soul reaver ran at 60+ fps in the ps1. Played it yesterday.
>>338518598
I recognize that doujin. Was good shit.
>>338529920
What's it about?
>>338515440
>owl
>Implying owls are birds
>>338530290
Airhead bimbo trap prostituting himself to his futa sister. Winds up Cumming on her console, and has to give her free sex, till he can pay it off.
>>338530512
name?
>>338517624
>>338517809
Bottom has narrowed levels, while above you can go to the city in the background, cuck. (I have to call you cuck because you act like a twelve year old faggit)
>>338521073
Is that xenosaga? Does emulation really work?
>>338530778
xenoblade chronicles.
And yeah, the best way to play it is emulating it since it looks like horse shit on the Wii
>>338530594
Clean keeper Rei-chan. Should be on g.ehentai, so don't even need to get past the panda. In fact, I'll link it.
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/790066/bbe227267b/
>>338530935
will have to look into this.
>>338530778
Xenoblade Chronicles emulates perfectly on Dolphin.
>>338530990
>In fact, I'll link it.
You sir are a gentleman, and a schoolar.
Thank you for making my day, really
>>338531207
Why is Wakka there?
>>338531459
He's really feeling it.
>>338524451
It was actually amazing.
>>338522756
It's multifaceted issue involved affine texture mapping and no floating point mathematics. Bottom line, the hardware was made to the rendering standards of the year 1975.
>>338533167
>he bought into the owl is a bird conspiracy theory
Wow, how naive can people still be these days
>>338533346
>>338533346
>owls
>not birds
?
>>338531207
DID IT NOT HAVE SOUND PROBLEMS AND SHIT?!?!
Birds have horizontal beaks. This thing >>338533397 is clearly vertical. Ergo not a bird.
>>338534050
>birds of prey are not birds
>>338533943
Anon we've had Wii emulation for a long time
It's Wii U emulation that's getting sound and graphical problems right now.
>>338533943
It works fine
Please don't shout
>>338534426
>posts falcon in a discussion about owls
I don't know who you think you're fooling
>>338516535
>thatsthejoke.jpg
>>338534426
>>338533831
it's a meme from /vp/
![5693387090_c78df06b2b_b[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uyttj7u.jpg "5693387090_c78df06b2b_b[1].jpg")
>>338534607
It's a point of similar beak structure, friendo.
>>338534464
>>338534539
I TRIED MONTHS AGO AND IT HAD CRICKET-LIKE NOISES AND IN THE FORUMS THEY SAID "LEL IS IN YOUR END XD"
BUT I KNOW IS NOT BECAUSE EVERYTHING ELSE WERKS
>>338519109
This only shows audiophiles are fucking retards who got too much money for their own good
>>338528159
They got sued and lost for making excessively shitty quality PS2s by using old parts and the flimsiest shit.
>>338517624
>Cherrypicked screenshots
>Implying Arma 3 looks good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SO3oIwX_eNs
>Only runs at 33fps using a PS4 equivalent graphics card (7870)
http://www.techspot.com/review/712-arma-3-benchmarks/page3.html
>>338535358
Their Slim PS2s are fucking great though.
Had one for 8 years and it still works nicely.
My PS1 is about 16 years old as well and still works.
>>338534965
It's probably on your end
The left side of my Dad's Sony TV got visibly darker not even a year after he bought it. Sony quality indeed
>>338516956
>>338516956
Yer mum scratched glass that thick when I was pounding her last night m8.
>>338514864
Chicken
>>338535478
That's fine and I'm happy for you bro, but Sony has gotten nailed multiple times for shitty build quality. Microsoft has too. Nintendo is the only current console-maker with a really good reputation. The DS lite is the worst they've had throughout all of their years making consoles.
>>338518254
Why is the PS1 upside down?
Oh sweet, is this the bird thread?
>>338535262
This.
Looking at the "Emperor 200" is pretty fucking obscene for what's basically a fancy chair and monitor mount...
Until you look at the audio equipment prices.
It's the same level of fucking scam of the "high quality" HDMI cables that are actually identical (not "practically" i mean ACTUALLY IDENTICAL) to regular HDMI cables but cost 10-100 times more per meter.
>>338518254
>Upside down PS1
LMAO why the fuck did this work again? Mine survived for years like that.
>>338513983
I knew I got these memes for something.
1/3
>>338513983
2/3
>>338534464
>Wii U Emulation
Please entice me on the stories of this semen demon. I must know more.
>>338513983
3/3
>>338535569
What do generic 0.99 usb cables have to do with Sony?
>>338536046
>thousands if not millions invested so they can supposedly hear less noise
Possibly the most pretentious people in the world
>>338513002
Maybe if you used an actual sony branded chord.
>>338536360
requesting the one where the snek is being squashed by a boot
>>338519109
>Emperor 200
>>338535872
>The DS lite is the worst they've had throughout all of their years making consoles.
Fuck don't remind me of that shit.
I generally have a problem with all of Nintendo's handhelds, my GBA SP still works but the backlite is dead, the DS Lite murdered itself after a while, and my 3DS's A button is starting to shit itself.
>>338518051
You're retarded.
>>338531362
My pleasure anon, just hope you enjoyed it.
>>338536817
For me, ever since they've had shoulder buttons(so the very first GBA), my right shoulder button has always gone "mushy", and doesn't work right. Always happens, on every single Nintendo handheld I've had.
>>338537195
yeah I dunno why the fuck their shoulder buttons are terrible
the dsi probably had the best shoulder buttons though, they always worked after i blew into them
>>338536534
These are the only ones I got out of the /pol/ thread. I had them in their own little folder and I never thought I'd actually get to use them.
>>338513002
That fucking happened with a hdmi cable I had in my GPU and it blew my GPU completely up
>>338524942
>the battery in the DS4 is better by far
????????????????????
![attachment[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/eQMaTXE.jpg "attachment[1].jpg")
>>338536508
>not using supersheilded cables and keeping them elevated for superior sound
>not replacing all your knobs with hand carved wooden ones specially designed to reduce noise
wooow it's like you guys want to listen to shit
>rip out cord like a mongoloid
>"fucking Sony!"
they clearly need to make these retard-proof
>>338537657
>supersheilded
>sheilded
>sheild
>ei
I wish upon you bad things
>>338538661
auitsm
>>338529539
It's a nintendo tv baka
>>338513002
you monster
>>338518254
>>338513002
>>338513394
>>338513513
>>338513565
>>338513983
>>338514556
>>338515147
>>338515440
>>338518598
>>338518254
>>338519109
>>338521073
>>338527758
>>338536409
this is exactly what i fucking wanted from this thread, good shit
you fucking guys are killing me
>>338536315
It's called cemu and its been progressing really well lately.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiLLmMczUqs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z44JDENFJ5I
>>338513983
fuck birds. snakes are cooler
>>338518254
What's the issue in the bottom two images?
>>338531207
>>338540418
In all of them it's that it can't read the disc or is broken
>>338540418
PS3 has the yellow light of death, not sure about the bottom one.
>>338539903
Anyone knows if there's any work being made for PS3 emulation? I need to play Demon's Souls someday.
>>338518254
>tfw your PS1 and PS2 are still going strong
>but the PS3 YLOD'd recently
My PS4 hasn't shown any issues either, it doesn't even wobble.
I only just got it this year though so I assume they buffed out the kinks.
Only problem is now that my PS3 is dead, I want to play a bunch of PS3 games
>>338540561
the ps1 turns upside down if it can't read the disc?
>>338540776
turning it upside down is a pseudo-fix to try to make it read the disc again iirc
>>338540845
I don't know what the fuck you all niggers are doing to your playstations
I have a PS2 from launch and she still works flawlessly to do this day
>>338514556
>>338519109
What do you run on this thing? Skynet?
>>338514556
>birdroom eyes
You all talk tough but if it came down to it none of you would have the balls to fuck an actual bird.
This is now the official /v/ birb thread.
Post your favorite birbs
>DS3 felt cheaper than 360 controller
>XBone controller feels cheaper than DS4
If it wasn't for the fucking shitty bumpers, the Boner would probably be perfect.
>>338540694
>>338541292
>>338541548
Alright, I get it.
>>338540639
There's RPCS3 which is making decent progress but I haven't seen anyone try Demon's Souls on it
>>338542132
>>338542106
Great horned owls are a hoot.
>>338515021
>>338518896
>>338522009
>>338523858
>>338540694
>>338541548
>>338542923
That bird is male by the way.
>>338543147
do you seriously think that's going to sway any opinions
>>338519109
>Magico Q7
>>338542106
>>338542923
>>338542106
>>338543147
>>338535431
>Alpha
>>338513002
How the fuck does that happen?
Did he bend it and take it out?
>>338517936
>Arma 3 runs like shit
Nigger that game only runs shit as soon as u go onto a public server with horrendous running scripts that ruin performance
>>338513983
I've dropped both controllers
Ps4 never chipped a bit like the one has but the rubber pads break so easily if you play fighting games a lot that require a half quarter or full move
Xbox is by far the most comfortable
>>338513002
Those cables are literally designed to break, so you don't have to replace the port on the controller itself
t. don't be a fucking retard.
>>338541858
What's the smallest bird the average human can stick his dick into without killing or hurting the bird
