Why don't you call up a friend to come over and play video games?
>>338324802
My wife won't let me
>>338324948
can't you just invite over her boyfriend?
I don't have any friends here
he's at work
They're out partying.
I have work
The stupid cunt got engaged.
His life is over, and I didn't wanna play battleborn anyways
Why do you assume I have friends?
none of my friends play videogames anymore. last time I had one over to play them he was on his phone half the time and just outright stopped playing after an hour.
I moved away from all my old friends. We still set up a party call and play viddy pretty often though.
I have no friends anymore Anon.
>>338324802
Nobody lives near me to play video games with, almost all of my friends who play games I exclusively know from online.
>friends
y-yeah
>>338324995
>>338324948
This
>>338324802
I don't have friends.
Happy?, isn't that what you wanted to hear?
>>338324802
Don't have to. The one normie friend I have just comes over every other weekend to play smash.
>>338324802
Because I don't play LoL. All my friends play LoL and it just so happens that I hate ASSFAGGOTS
Somebody who has friends please tell me about your friends and how you play video games together. Let me see into your world.
>>338326021
omg 2 cuuuuuuuuuuute
it huuuuuuuurtssssss
>friends
>>338324995
he won't answer his phone when he's at yoga class with my wife
>>338327058
inorite >.<
>>338324802
shes going to be over in 2 hours.
Have pizza and alcohol ready to go.
Should be fun time.
>>338324802
>call up
>having and using a phone
>>338327247
you better fuck her before the night is over, anon.
>>338324802
because co-op doesn't exist anymore
>>338327058
>>338326021
>tfw resting controller on my Australian Sheppard when I game
Fflat's a mess
>No friends anyway
>No patience or tolerance to put up with someone anyway
I'll stick to 8 Bit Armies and cheap take out thank you.
>it's 1991 to this thread, apparently
Hey kids, let me introduce you to a new thing. It's called "the internet" and you can play games with your friends over it and your friend doesn't have to share play space on your fucking TV any more like a peasant.
>>338324802
i'm stuck here learning for exams,
will call my brother or someone else up when they're over though.
>>338327320
sure it does
>tfw having nobody to play nidhogg/mettalslug/assorted fightan games with
>>338327520
>its the same
bro?.. what?
>>338327520
>he's never experienced playing games with 2-4 people in the same room on the same TV
>he's never slapped the controller out of his bro's hands to clutch the win
>he's never had homoerotic undertones while wrestling over the game of super smash you just ruined
>>338327247
Name of this autism movement?
>>338327127
Michael?
>>338326958
I used to a long time ago. It was nice I think, but if you played a competitive game and were way better than someone, you were better off not playing.
I'm stuck in TRADOC
>a friend
>>338326021
I miss my dog.It's been 4 fucking years now.
My heavens, I don't think I've had any friends in at least some 13 years now.
>>338328093
Have you gotten a new dog?
Because I just had my wisdom teeth pulled out and my cheeks are swollen so it looks like they're full of marshmallows.
>>338328240
No. Mygfis allergic. It sucks so much.
>>338327867
dancing?
>>338327318
we've fucked before so it is likely.
>>338328280
Scariest part of getting my wisdom teeth taken out was getting knocked out. One second the needle is going in, the next I'm on my couch at home hours later. I don't remember waking up from the surgery or being taken home at all.
>>338328229
So you're 13 years old?
The only multiplayer games I truly enjoy are Melee and Brawl but I gave my gamecube to my cousin and my wii to a friend
I miss my gamecube
>>338328401
I've seen this familiar dancing movement before and now I'm curious what is it called.
>>338324802
nice dark souls reference
>>338324802
What ENB is that?
>>338328538
No, 29.
>>338328670
dude...
>tfw having a RL freind to hang out with makes you appreciate being alone even more
My friends are often too busy working.
I miss the times of theatre and co-op.
:<
I don't have friends.
>>338332116
ARE YOU ME!?!?!
>>338326021
Yeah, it would be way more easy to kill a person rather than a dog.
im 27. my friends will meet me online to play video games. if we meet in person its to go out to eat or a bar, which i havent done in nearly a year.
>>338324802
Last time my friend came over he pulled down his pants and told me to fuck him. I don't invite him over anymore.
>>338333408
The sex was that bad?
>>338327836
Oh god this is so accurate it hurts.
