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SHORT
STACKS
>load up game
>she shows up
>click her
>she doesnt say "My you're a tall one!"
dropped.
>>338317595
This.
>>338317595
She knows you are a manlet
>Chromie
>Not Ysera/Alexstraza
>Even fucking Kel'thuzad
>They pick Chromie first
What the fuck, blizz?
>>338318024
The fuck is this even from/for?
>>338318024
Blizzard wants the masturbatory loser virgin pervert audience. How did you not know this? It's been like this since beta.
>>338317595
https://youtu.be/fzb3TcC6zkM
>>338318102
New hots character from wow who's the dragon of time. Shes a ranged assassin that looks mediocre.
>>338318346
I know who Chromie is, just didn't know it was for HotS. In that case, I'll second >>338317595
>>338318024
>tfw still no real dragon hero
fucking blizzard
>>338318346
She's really strong but her skills are so boring. Which is a shame because otherwise I'd buy that evil skin of all that gnome cleavage.
Q is a delayed shot that only hits heroes.
W is delayed aoe shot (KogMaw's ult on a 14 sec cd)
E is a trap that stuns enemies while also making them invincible. Does a better job saving enemies than saving her.
R1 is a slowing field (Warlock's upheaval)
R2 takes enemies back to the spot 3 seconds after she casts it (Kunkka's X mark's the spot on a 90 sec cd)
>>338316689
i love Mini Green Waifu skin
>>338318024
>Kel'thuzad
fucking hell Blizz, stop shoving these literal nobodies into my face and complete the holy trinity of the scourge already
Is that fucking Chromie?
Stop talking about shit hots, post shortstacks.
>>338320323
That's what i'm saying.
>Thrall 1
>Thrall 2
>Literal who
>Now one of the lesser of the great dragons
Meanwhile Diablo have every hero and multiple bosses made already.
>>338316689
Is this the oppai loli thread?
>>338320621
so its pretty obvious why they picked chromie instead of one of the better known dragons
-get the token gnome out of the way
-get the 'time manipulation character' out of the way
-make money off people who pay for cute
I'm actually kind of sad that this is going to be the only gnome that ever appears in the game
>>338318024
>No Nozdormu
>No Garrosh
>No Gul'dan
>No Saurfang
>No Gorefiend
>No Khadgar
>No Garona
>No Tirion
>No Kil'jaeden
>No Archimonde
>No Vol'jin
>No Zul'jin
>No Maiev
>No Varian
>No Cenarius
>No Bolvar
>No Velen
>No Grom
>No literally anyone important
Instead, we get fucking Chromie, a random faerie dragon, Li Li, fucking Murky, a random dryad and Stitches
>>338320195
>>338320561
>>338320632
>>338318024
Chromie has done more in WoW than any of the aspects anyways.
>>338321017
you understand that none of those characters had any chance of appearing right? I'm not even criticizing Blizzard here, I'm criticizing your understanding
those are all generic horde blobs, low-personality dragons, or characters that only did something important in a single WoW expansion
the only character on your list that has enough broad appeal is Maiev
>>338321393
Alright, tell me what did Chromie do
>>338321482
Chromie has had a part in every single expansion of WoW, including vanilla.
Chromie is the realest nigga.
>>338321482
She is more relevant than Voljin.
>>338320561
To be fair, this man has a strong point.
>>338321685
>>338321793
So merely existing is high up in the priority list of what to add
>>338317883
SAVAGE
>>338316689
giant short stacks when
>>338319584
>skills are boring
Literally HoTS the majority of the time.
Only thing i'll say about Chromie is she's them basically admitting the games dead as fuck so they need to leverage actual waifu's, she even has an actual 'decent' alt costume just by using her to be a goblin waifu for the other group of midget perverts.
better than that dryad they couldn't even make a doofy bimbo like the actual ones are.
>>338321017
Would you really want good characters in a meme shit game?
>>338322496
What i would really want is for hiroshimoot to filter out "meme" for a month to see how /v/ changes
>>338322612
>filters meme
>blocks all mobile carrier connections
Paradise
>>338322612
>>338322698
Thats.... actually a really fucking good idea. What should meme wordfilter to? Senpai?
>>338322824
Dip
>>338322118
I see that kind of stuff from time to time but it's always too giant for my tastes. I need like. mini-giantess shortstacks, but that's already too rare to come by.
>>338322359
I mean, they have a couple of neat heroes in there but there's nothing fun or interesting about shooting into the fight from like a mile away. And every character they make like this just shits on melee characters even harder when they're boarderline useless as is.
Even with a lot of boring characters you can look at their talents and try to put something interesting together but every single one of chromie's is "deal more damage after landing X attacks".
>>338316689
I remember when short stacks referred to girls who were short, not disproportionate midgets.
>>338321017
>>338321393
The games already choked to fuck with Wow people. and everyone not a wow character seems to be reaching as fuck to have character.
I still find ti so weird the butcher does 'nothing' no jokes no emotes just growl snarl, even when they'll 4th wall anyone else. Like i half want to be glad they didn't do the bit where he clears his throat, and suddenly speaks elegantly, but the other half of me find the character so godamn bland i must imagine he's entirely carried on his original appearance nostalgia, but just looks like the shitty d3 version because branding.
>>338323010
He used to have lines. It wasn't some stupid random joke like what you said it could've been, but he did say a few things in his guttural voice.
>>338323010
Why would Butcher have character? It's just a random fucken demon, not even a lesser evil
>The truth about the Butcher demon was more startling than I ever anticipated. Evidently, there are many of them within the Burning Hells, though they used to be solely under Diablo's command. The butchers are stitched together from the parts of other demons to combine their strengths, then given life through wicked magic.
>>338322886
A couple decent heroes in game that's so almost nap inducing generic you can blend them together 2/3 of the time without realizing it. actually iconic popular characters (like Deckard) aren't used,while fucking who cares people like whatever Siege orc shaman was named get to exist )i'm certain he exists entirely because otherwise he was going to be thrall 2 like they threatened)
the game has no real drive to do anything other than 'exist' even League seems to have more spirit and it just throws out the sink every season for the hell of it. costumes are uninspired if not usually bad (anything not a wow character is getting a wow skin, oh look wow tier armor etc)
Chromie's shameless waifu tier pandering, and the saddest part i think is less she was added, and more that the games so lackluster in every single way, adding a meme 'waifu' and letting her alt costume be the other midgets people want to fuck is an 'improvement'
>>338316689
Those disgusting nail colors. looks all yellow and rotten
>>338323190
;mma be honest considering the clickt lines in hots always play in a set order, never deviating or changing i'm amazed they even bothered giving him lines at any point.
>>338323342
because he does 'nothing' just growls no contextual responses even fucking thrall comments on RTS's but the butcher does 'nothing'
>>338320195
>she
>>338324019
It's a fucking shapeshifting dragon
muh dik
>>338324019
One of her lines explicitly references that joke ina way to assert she's always been female. you know, because we can't have fun implications of a lil gnome with a big dong.
Why does Blizzard keep dumping money into a dead game? They'll cancel games that don't meet their standards like Starcraft: Ghosts, Warcraft Lord of the Clans and Titan but not this shithouse of a game?
>>338321853
Delicious vagina bones.
>>338324109
This is rule 34, isn't it?Pls give source
Girl gnomes are lovely and the best race in Warcraft.
>>338324173
Actually the games they outright launch they do 'stick' with even as they become floating turds. it's the only reason they weren't burned alive for diablo 3 (because they eventually try to fix that turd) and it's pretty much the thing people use to ignore how shallow Launch Overwatch will be.
HoTS is zero effort keep alive. just sell over priced shitty costumes, eventually someone will buy one, panic the day they run out of woW characters to add. Titan wa sprobably entirely cannibalized into Overwatch anyway, so eh.
>>338324173
because every time they make a new hero people buy it with real money
>>338323492
Eveyone knows its a dead game, but it's no new development that it's Blizzard's waifu wars. Every girl in that game is designed to be someones waifu and they all have sexy skins because the game isn't high profile enough for people to complain. I don't know if its true waifu pandering until they add gender swap skins for all the characters like HoN. If you liked playing warlock you'll like it even more when he's a busty half naked women instead of a grumpy old man.
>>338324324
Artist is sparrow
>>338316689
Why did they make Chromie not cute anymore?
>>338324512
Gosh bless you merciful soul \o/
>>338316689
its weird how blizzard subtly and not so subtly sexualizes every single one of their girl characters
>>338324462
Holy manface, batman
>>338320195
I'm confused - is this actually some weirdass AU corrupted Chromie or did they just slap a goblin model on her and call it fel for some reasonEither way, unf
>>338316689
>>338324659
They look nothing fucking close. God damn it Blizz, why you gotta do this shit?
>>338324442
>>338324448
But it's nowhere near the cash cow that Hearthstone is. Why would they bother putting money into developing new heroes that nobody bothers with?
How many people buy heroes at release in comparison to games like LoL? How much money do the tournaments make in comparison to Dota 2 and LoL?
This game's a gigantic waste of time and resources.
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>>338324329
Truer words have never been spoken
>>338324887
Doesn't even look like her art representation, which is also cute.
>>338324512
>all those cum fetish pic
god bless sparrow
>>338325040
You must be fun at parties
>>338325320
HotS isn't worth a turd in the toilet. That's the problem.
>>338325040
it still has a competitive scene
just because it's not as big of a games as LoL or Dota doesn't meant that people don't enjoy playing it.
>>338321853
>>338322009
Yes.
Chromie is bitchin'. Most of those characters you listed are gay faggots.
Plus, if you knew anything about DOTA AS you'd know an abomination HAS to be in.
>>338318186
Then they would have gone with Ysera or Alextrasza
>>338325040
yes but there's no reason to abandon it when you have a reputation of long term upkeep. hire art people not busy with 'real' work in the company at the moment (like when your art staff is done concepting expansions tuff but have nothing to do otherwise) o make alt skins, overpirice them, sell them and just let the game meander.
HotS is a failed turd and they know it, but rather than publicly abandon it, killt heir reputation and general public opinion, you just let it exist as the derpy basement baby and take what little money it earns alongside yoru big cash cows.
I mean considering the amount of desperate as fuck shilling they are doing for overwatch, they clearly think 4 bucks from hots is needed as much as the millions from hearthstone.
>>338325380
That's a nice opinion you have, I disagree with it.
>mfw people around me don't like FemGnomes.
Number of Shortstacks in Hots: 1 (sexualized)
Number of Shortstacks in LOL: 3 (used to be sexualized but have been severely "retooled" in appearance and personality)
Number of Shortstacks in DOTA 2: 0
STEP IT UP, SON
>>338320195
holy shit thats amazing, if only the game was good
>>338325601
Chromie also filled the 'gnome' they needed to add eventualy. the only named gnomes of note are all male, Chromie is an easy way to get shortstacks perverts talking about the game, and the game really needed 'anyone' to mention it.also nobody actually likes ysera aside from hearthfucks and Alex is only good for breeding porn and they'd never let her be a birthing cumdump in gameplay.
>>338325765
maybe if you'd post actual gnome art and not generic human female bodies with a gnome head on top people would hate them less
>>338325903
>league short stacks
>ever sexualized
Annie and Poppy are pretty good though.
>>338325903
>those demon panties over her skin-tight suit
Lewd as hell. That's the best thing about Blizzard, they know how to make things lewd and get away with it.
>>338323010
Uppercase your "I's," man.
>>338325903
There's still a chance for pitlord to be short and thick.
>>338326201
Annie is a kid; superior in every way.
But this is about gnomes and shit, which are still great.
>>338326201
poppy before her neutering
tristana before her neutering
and what the fuck man annie is a little girl not a shortstack get the fuck out
>>338317595
she doesn't use the generic gnome voice anymore in wow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dx0vt0YeIt8
>>338326201
>new poppy's french voice
My dick was steel
>>338326364
New poppy is (stylistically) way better than old poppy, are you drunk?
>>338326376
Doesnt mean she cant still say it. Hell isn't Chromie a gnome-lover?
>>338326517
stylistically neutered to be as not sexualized and watered down as possible, yes
>>338326291
Doubt it. Valve err on the side of generic competency because Windranger, Enchantress, and Crystal maiden already fill the 'cutesy' girl slots.
somewhere is an alt verse where Loli pugna was canon.
>>338325765
Why'd you post a human then? You're the lowest form of gnome hater.
>>338326591
>Loli pugna
I dont even like dota but I'd play it
>>338326291
Is there any more Goblinetta?
>>338326584
But she's more sexualized post update, are you kidding?
Is pic related what you consider sexualized?
>>338326517
>>338326584
Old poppy had a more amusing super straight man personality to contrast the cutesyness of Yordles, which had it's own charm. New Poppy's 'cuter' but it makes her more generic. Though new poppy Is Kate Higgins aka eng Sakura and Barbie so it weirdly appeals to my corruption/bimbo porn needs now.
fucking new Trist is bland as fuck though
http://imgur.com/a/Z4T7a
>>338324852
HotS skins have a lot of weird AU bullshit
>Arthas is a spooky prince that turns into a bat
>Kerrigan too
>Faerie dragon is a flying monkey
>Greymane is a circus lion AND the lion tamer
>Diablo is a murloc
>Stitches wears a bikini
>Spectre Nova
>And Illidan
>And tracer
>Azmodan realises that he's pretty good at throwing giant fireballs at people so he becomes a professional basketball player
And obviously you can't forget the THICCEST skin
>Motherfucking
>Succubus Kerrigan
Unf.
>>338326794
New Poppy is more generic but I don't see how anyone thinks old Poppy was more sexualized in any way. New poppy even has boob armor.
>>338323618
Maybe she keeps her sands of time under her nails
>>338326790
Her old art was god awful, but her old character was basically the yordle stick in the mud, `100% serious, no idea how to be funny or relax ever. basically the type of girls guys want to fuck up the butt because of how tightass they are.
New Poppy is much closer to Lulu and Trust personality wise and her obliviousness is more a general one and less 'serious business only' judged in a bubble New Poppy is cute, and has her own appeals, but if you like old poppy character wise, she's more a downgrade into a variant.
>>338326785
Not enough
>release completely broken character with no downsides and no counters (li-ming)
>people complain, the most blizzard does is nerf the ability for the character to blow up structures
>release a direct counter to that character that also is the best in his class (dehaka)
>people complain that an ultimate ability in LOL is just a normal skill on a 10 second cooldown
>blizzard does nothing
>release another fucking broken character with no downsides and no counters (tracer)
>people cry so fucking hard its hilarious
>nerf her health only
>release chromie, literally the longest range and the highest damage with no fucking indicators, can one shot fucking tanks in a full combo without a single fucking hint
>characters are NERFED AROUND HER TO MAKE SURE SHE'S THE STRONGEST
holy fuck i love how they just throw wrenches into mobas, making sure to remind you that the games you used to play mean nothing here.
fucking mediv with the infinite scout and literally no damage support sounds ridiculous as well
>>338324019
Her full name is chronormu
Only male bronze dragons have names ending with -normu
>>338327130
I want to do this to a pink hair pigtailed gnome girl.
>>338324462
>hots is dead
*tips steam store cash shop hat*
>>338327356
male dragons of other dragonflights have normu, bronze dragons are fucking time travelers go fuck off
>>338327356
yes and blizzard has outright reconned that to not always be trueno matter how much we'd enjoy Chromie lifting her skirt to show 20 inches of cock instead.
>>338327324
it's league logic, if you don't release them broken nobody buys them.
>>338325903
>Hots
>1 shortstack
What is lili
What is bw
Maybe even Morales under all that armor
>>338318024
They needed another short person for the roster, they only have Li Li and Murky.
>>338327785
do you have any idea what a short stack is?
its literally on the fucking title
Short + stacked
children and full sized women dont fucking count
get fucked you actual retard
>>338327785
Morales is token latina of not the medic people wanted.
Li li is a panda, so she panders to the furries. bright wing is just godawful.
>>338319584
She also gets everything 1 level early. Cuz time travel?
>>338327470
The point was that she has a male name, not a bronze name
>>338327505
N-no!
>>338327993
It's pretty dumb. With some of those battlegrounds it just makes a snowball victory from the start.
>>338327324
I can't speak for li-ming but the rest were not broken at all.
everyone seems to complain about tracer, but for fucks sake, of course she seems op if your entire team runs after her instead of baiting her time lapse and fucking her up with that.
I felt as if illidan shat on her fairly well too if it's a counter you needed, or any non skill shot stun that can fuck up her aggresive dives into time lapses(puck dragon fairy thing)
Dehaka has an easy to dodge skill shit and is basically "WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU FOCUSING ME INSTEAD OF MY SQUISHY TEAM" the hero.
Chromie has 30% win rate you god damn turbo nerd, her animations disable her for like one and a half seconds. get a zeratul and fuck her up while she is charging up her DBZ powers.
>see through skirts
Sgt. Hammer might be a shorty. Could just be the proportions due to the shrinking they had to do
>>338326989
Source please.
>>338316689
>mfw I remember that Heart of the Storm is a game that exists
>>338327324
>Li-ming
>No counters
AA Zeratul literally clicks on her and kills her in two hits.
And she can't teleport away.
>Dehaka
>Good
LOL
You're right about tracer though. They
specifically nerfed Zeratul because he was shitting on new mobility creep heroes.
>Chromie
>No indicators
Her q shows a cast indicator and points her in the cast direction. Her w doesn't show where it will hit but it has a cast indicator so you can just step back a bit
>>338328412
>>338328191
>casting chromie's abilities within line of sight of the enemy
she's got like 3 miles of range
>>338325903
I find this somewhat arousing, too bad Hots is such schlock of a game the female models are pretty hot
>>338327785
>lili, brightwing
>shortstacks
>>338320195
Fucking shit I actually never thought i would buy something from that game
>>338328192
i literally had to go into the game to see if that was real
how the fuck didn't i notice something so lewd before?
>>338318024
>why did they add a real character instead of green or red Sylvanas
kill yourself to be honest
>>338329991
>implying anything under 5 feet is a real character
kys
>>338330443
BIG WHERE IT COUNTS
>>338316689
Jesus fuck that's not how I remember Chromie looking I remember Chromie being cute
>>338330443
>the average Aspectfag
xD
>>338316689
>>338325089
How do you fuck up this badly?
>>338316689
bad case of dwarf face
>>338329910
Not sure if it's still bugged, but the transparency doesn't work well with bushes and her skirt vanishes in them.
>>338331371
You better not be fucking with me anon, this is serious business
>>338331371
>bushes
I know it's not what I think but I bonered gangway
>>338331686
it's true, there's tons of weebums of it from /hotsg/
>>338328286
i got you senpai
http://exhentai.org/g/877877/9a45f6fd4f/
>>338331686
>>338331876
I can sleep peacefully now
