How did Bowser fit thru the door to kidnap Peach?
>>338230080
he didnt get big until he got the power of the power stars. did you even listen to the first toad? that's what the whole game is about.
He snuck in through a painting that was brought to the castle
he video game'd his way in
>>338230080
>let's pickle!
What did he mean by this?
>>338230080
Mario's perception of Bowser is off. Bowser is small like a Goomba. How else could he swing him around like a sack of potatoes.
>>338230374
he said lots to go retard, as in lots of stars still left to collect??
Bowser has shown the power to change his size in multiple games.
>>338230454
>collect all 120 stars
>enter a level
>"lots to go"
no there isn't Mario I got them all
idiot
>>338230563
>>338230454
Pretty sure he said "lets a go"
As in Lets go, but in a shitty fake Italian accent
>>338230080
he built the castle around him
>>338230160
when why is he the same size after visiting him when you have lall the stars?
>>338230080
Bowser should teleport more often
>>338230563
He meant the DS port which contains an extra 30. Nintendo planned that shit for years.
>>338230749
What if the castle built him?
>>338231050
The lore deepens.
>>338230080
because you touch yourself at night
>>338230080
he built up his speed for 12 hours
He invaded by taking a boat in through the basement, it got its own level remember
>>338231381
SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH YOUR FUCKING PARALLEL UNIVERSE SHIT YOU FUCKING CUNT
>>338231927
""""""Anon""""""""
>>338231927
>Not liking dank me mes
Hi plebbit
>>338230080
Why is Wet-Dry World a flooded township? Why would Peach even keep a morbid painting such as that?
>>338230731
No I dont think so
>>338230080
why are there three bowsers in the castle? You clearly kill each one when you throw them at nukes and they explode into a key, are there also Bowser brothers?
>>338232225
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FgxLfKl-Ak
>>338232146
Why would she keep paintings that contain sentient bombs?
>>338232368
Yeah hes definitely saying "Less to go", as every time you enter a level you get closer to collecting all the stars.
he just swooced right in
>Let's-a go!
>fucking ESL retards trying to tell others he says something different
>>338232564
Anon thats retarded
Has Bowser ever sent his entire army to wage full scale war against the Mushroom Kingdom? Have we ever seen Bowser's Kingdom? I don't play many Mario games.
I love these threads more than anything
>>338232616
Came here looking for this.
>>338232705
hm yea well blame nintendo
>>338232790
what was that newsgrounds where that was the premise?
>>338230080
why does toad take his hat
>>338232790
>Has Bowser ever sent his entire army to wage full scale war against the Mushroom Kingdom?
Yes, thats why every 'level' is filled with them, it even says in the instruction booklet for the first game that he turned all of the people in the mushroom kingdom into blocks and shit, and thats why random shit has eyes, those used to be people.
>>338232392
those arent real paintings.
peach actually rules from a hub world of the universe and bowser must have gotten in somehow.
>>338230080
Bowser is a wizard.
This fact is often undermined by the fact that his raw brute force is emphasized. But he literally knows magic.
>>338232392
Does she even know that those paintings have worlds in them?
And why are the steps to get to the third floor so big?
>>338233087
I'm remembering a flash where the background song was "Take Me Out" by Franz Ferdinand. That the one you're thinking of?
Bowser is an extremely skilled craftsman, showing some duality between him and the plumber Mario. He could easily have smashed through the door and then put a new one in its place.
How come Bowser can fit through a door, but a Scuttlebug can't?
>>338233713
Bowser has hands.
>>338233253
no it was like a 2004 thing
it was a 3 parter over the top kind of deal
>>338232790
I'd totally play an Advance Wars style game about invading or defending the Mushroom Kingdom.
>>338233907
Got nothing for ya there. I spent my days on albinoblacksheep and flashplayer.com.
>>338230883
The Power of the Stars was still being digested
He could still receive the power even well after all the stars were taken away from him, as long as a single shred of the power remains in his system
>>338230080
Peach was nice enough to slip him in through her backdoor. Yes that's right, it was an inside job.
>>338234264
What backdoor? It's built into the side of a mountain, like any good castle should be.
>>338233907
There's three of em I know of
Rise of the Mushroom Kingdom
Mario Bros(8-bit 5 parter with lots of angst)
A third one involving Luigi getting revenge on the Koopa Kingdom thats 2-3 parts long.
>>338232684
that's not even correct englishh anon, Mario is probably saying something closer to "lasagno" seeing how he's Italian
each of the stars are made out of individual bits of lasagna
>>338234453
>A third one involving Luigi getting revenge on the Koopa Kingdom thats 2-3 parts long.Mario's funeral in this actually made me shed a tear when I was a kid
>>338234341
The one under/in the moat. So her lower door.
>>338234651
As if, you'd have to be some kind of plumber to get in that way.
>>338234453
Thanks anon it was Mario Bros
... It was fun when I was 12
>>338232361
It was a hologram
>>338233140
>You are Mario
Real talk, how big do you think Peach's vag is after being fucked by bowser all these years?
>>338235008
>Implying it's not with Mario
It's like you enjoy the bull
>>338234995
That's a surprise. You're file has a girl's name, but a picture of a boy.
>>338232790
I guess you could count the beginning of Galaxy that shit was pretty intense
>>338235125
Okay buddy tell me where the koopa kids came from then.
Check mate.
How come we get to destroy blocks in the game when they're canonically people?
Is Mario a murderer?
>>338235008
>>338235125
Peach uses star power to keep it tight and tidy.
>>338235153
That was the best intro to any Mario desu
>>338234772
Bowser's tenacious and Peach was determined. They also had time since Mario took forever.
>>338233032
Pretty sure he's saying MEXICO! guys
>>338235212
Big competition on that front.
>>338235182
Miyamoto
>>338235192
they have been enslaved by the demiurge.
you must free them from existence.
>>338232790
Sort of. Super Mario RPG has them leading platoons and shit all over the world.
That's the closest I've ever seen to full blown invasion army style.
QPU
>>338235702
>Princess, Bowser keeps approaching the door outside the castle before backing off
>Also it seems I am hovering
>AAAAHHH NOOOO
>>338230263
>>338235494
Might seem like a troll answer but this was Miyamoto's "big reveal" on who Bowser Jr's mom is.
He can become smaller by withdrawing to his shell like koopas can do
>>338236681
what? miyamoto's made a big reveal about bestiality?
>>338230080
Askin the REAL fucking questions, tonight
>>338230080
He half-pressed a
>>338231480
Against the spirit of the thread, but actually correct. Good on you, anon. You pay attention.
>>338238565
>He half-pressed a
Refer to >>338231927
>>338235125
There is literally nothing more sexually exciting than looking at PeachxBowser porn
>>338238351
Miyamato had the gay sex with Bowser, and then got man-pregnant, and gave analbirth to the Koopalings.
>>338238780
I will
BUT FIRST
>>338239395
>>338238351
>>338236681
>>338235494
>>338235182
>>338234995
>the hero of the story (maybe)
>>338232684
>ESL
It's ASL you fucking moron.9/f/cali
>>338239395
>Bowser can impregnate men
H O T
>>338233140
>(maybe)
Is this implying that Mario possibly wasn't the hero? How deep does this go?
Bowser just wants to marry his waifu and rule the kingdom with her
>>338230731
autism
>>338241390
I think it's implying that possibly you fuck up, die, never finish the game, never rescue Peach, in which case Mario isn't much of a hero
>>338231273
Can deepest Lore get any deeper?
>>338241617
What games take place in the Mario Failure Timeline?
>>338241827
All the sports spinoffs. After their defeat, the Mario Bros decide to focus their efforts on other things. Bowser is willing to hang out with everyone as another result of that.
>>338241513
How is stating the obvious autism?
>>338242180
I'd explain it to you but that'd be pretty autistic as well.
You don't seriously have to be spoonfed to understand what's going on right? Hell, unless you're are autistic this is probably spoonfeeding as it is.
What was the deal with this place?
>>338232616
I heard that. Years of conditioning I guess
>>338234519
Same
>>338243398
It was a misaligned QPU
>>338234830
Why is one hand black and one hand white?
>>338243398
At this point, is it just one big meme to post this? Or do people seriously still ask questions about it?
>In one month it will have been 20 years since Mario 64 first released
>>338243838
Really? Did my mom really get this for me almost a year after it's been released? Shieeeet, no wonder it didn't seem like there were any droughts. First this, then Super Mario 64 shortly after, then Star Fox 64, then Bomberman 64, then Goldeneye, etc.
My headcannon is Peach has the hots for Bowser and Mario so shes elaborately manipulating them both. The whole kidnapping scheme is an excuse to get away and sleep with Bowser.
>>338244135
I got this game in 99. I was only really playing N64 for 2 years before the Gamecube came out, but it feels like I had it for a decade.
>>338243838
I should start thinking about a pension plan.
>>338230507
I love you.
>>338230507
This is a pretty fucking great comment.
>>338244236
It felt that way for me too. Hell it felt like that generation went on for an eternity, not that I wouldn't have been satsified. Then Gamecube came out, and I was awestruck. I didn't think games could ever look that good.
>>338230374
>>338230374
>>338230374
Are you fucking kidding me. Does he truly not say, "Let's pickle!"?
Does he not say it? Does he say "Let's go!" instead?!
I always assumed let's pickle was some sort of Italian expression or something.
So long gay bowser
>>338244818
>>338244818
I honestly thought he was saying "Nut Eggo!"
>>338232616
What does shaggy actually say in this scene?
>>338245265
Swooce
>ctrl + f "submarine"
Nobody brought up the actual cannon explanation to OP's question?
>>338245417
>Cannon
How did Yoshi get up there?
>>338245327
I think me meant what he said in the original scene before it was sentence mixed
>>338245564
Damn it, I can never remember which canon/cannon is which. There's gotta be some kind of pneumonic, because I'm tired of flipping a coin every time
>>338230749
Fucking dark souls
>>338230507
With you, my hope.
BUT FIRST
>>338230263
How did those paintings get in the castle anyway? Most of them couldn't even fit through those doors; most would have to be painted inside rooms made for them.
he's a wizard and can phase through walls, you kids probably never even played the nes games
>>338246915
WUZ
>>338247096
NEEDIN
Anyone play any SM64 romhacks? Just finished Rainbow Road and it was pretty well-made minus a few dick moves.
>>338243838
>Mfw I just realized I was born a week after SM64 released
>>338247113
REPERAYSHUNS
>>338230080
You see Bowser teleporting in the game
