>/srg/ tries to organise a speedrun marathon
http://www.twitch
.tv/naspeedrunnerassembly/v/67447821?t=39m10s
http://www.twitch
.tv/naspeedrunnerassembly
dont let it die pls
what a bunc of faggoy
Holy shit someone please tell them to turn up the volume like 300%
Apologize
holy shit everyone's getting mad
"I'd like to take a moment to say that some guy is in the other room screaming like a fat fucking autist over his Mafia run"
This is some top tier banter.
This is ball-pit tier.
Imagine being such fucking losers that you make a tiny little event compared to the huge event because you're pissy about the way the larger event is run, and doing it objectively worse in every respect?
This is like Big Boss creating MSF but he was totally incompetent and it's just him and five other guys in a tiny little cabana drinking.
>>338219906
>allowed to curse
>free to make jokes
>interesting game line-up
>no more stupid GREETINGS FROM GERMANY donations every 2 minutes
>actually interesting commentators
Yeah, no.
This is better than shitty games done quick by a mile. And the best part is there's no stupid ironic shit like some autist showing up in a fucking fursuit.
i'm outta the loop plz explain.
>>338220216
Nigga, this has been little more than Cringefest 2016.
>>338220216
>Allowed to curse
It doesn't matter if you're allowed to curse when you're shit at speedrunning and nobody's fucking talking with one another.
>free to make jokes
AKA "We let the spergs come here instead of filtering them out like AGDQ. I LOVED the Crash 2 run!"
>no more donation reads
Yep, instead of video game music and donations to fill up time, we have the stream getting shut down, dead silence, and retards mumbline. Whoopee!
>actually interesting commentators
How about no?
>PVTCB is back
wew
>MORE technical issues
>hotel said they had internet
>only had internet in the conference room
>through wall mounted ethernet ports
>no one had checked them in six years
>they weren't working either
this marathon is like a train wreck in slow motion
and it's going to last another few days
This is depressing.
>okay so he can hear me, he's just ignoring me
>>338220670
Are they on 4G or something then?
Sounds like they should have checked with the Hotel to see what type of internet was available.
>My speedfriends are all at NASA but I couldn't go because I didn't have money
It hurts.
>>338220216
they definitely did good on game lineup, but its so dead and lifeless that none of the other stuff matters.
that being said, this is how AGDQ started out in jewyama's basement. if NASA doesn't die, it might be good next year or the year after.
Are they aware that the volume is at 1%?
>pls clap
kek
Can they not afford blankets? Did they steal that flag from the hotel?
>>338222169
looks like you dodged a bullet
>>338226303
cute horns
>>338219651
shame
show's over everybody go home
F
>>338217315
i am enjoying the stream, despite its troubles so far.
was hoping i could watch FF12 live but cest la vie.
i do kinda wish there was more megaman. i also missLink to the Past
Why they dont just move to another hotel?
It reverted back to average GDQ normie tier, but it's still comfy, mostly because there's no pressure from any asian kike to move to the next game.
shazam
rip
just got home in time to see the start of glover but it's REALLY quiet, and now it's dead. Anyone know why it was so quiet?
>NASpeedrunnerAssembly: the hotel wifi booted us off
>NASpeedrunnerAssembly: because it became midnight
Fucking incompetent.
Uyama went nuts and called in threats to the hotel. Stream has been shut down until the police can run a sweep.
>they got booted of the shitty hotel wifi
you can't make this shit up
>>338222048
because 99% of hotels have fucking internet
>>338233641
What fucking shitty 2 star hotel did they host this in?
Why didn't they have a backup source just in case this shit happened?
time for tony hawk I guess LOL
Got in just in time for THPS2, nice.
>>338233742
>twitch streamed video games event
>professional
>only name on the schedule I recognize is kirbymastah
FUCKING DROPPED
>>338233742
I bet they booked this shit via the internet or something.
>Naegleria and Cyberdemon at the same location
All they need now is Werster, Miles, and Kirbymastah for pure concentrated speedrun cancer.
>>338234103
>promoting e-celeb culture
You sure you shouldn't be on Reddit right now?
>Final Fantasy XII
>Hey guys, let's make a GDQ alternative where we commit the very same mistakes.
>>338234339
Then it needs more "speedrunners" that are more Twitch whores for maximum sellout. Where are Witwix and Broman?
>>338234360
you must be new. kirbymastah is annoying utter cancer that nobody wants to watch
>six hours behind
>FFXIV music
Why?
looks like the entire cough has been taken up by one commentator
also,
>dat ff12 theme
best theme except for the first one
Estimate: 8:00 hours.
How many times will it black out?
>Estimate: 8:00:00 Hours
Could literally get a good night's sleep instead of watching this.
Wait, they're streaming off wifi?
Where do I sign up to speed run dead space 2
>>338234943
Ethernet is broke.
id rather watch the tony hawk run 96 times than one run of this shit
Oh, so FFXIV is based off of the XII?
>8 hour speedrun
>>338235340
>>338235163
It's a designated sleeping run. Why do you think everyone is asleep you fucks?
>>338235336
Ye. Lot of mobs use the same models.
>>338235336
XIV is an unimaginative rehash of every FF, downright to importing models 1:1 from older games.
The guy in chat right now trying to find a staff member and can't.
this is hilarious
>>338235336
its rumored that FFXIV is sort of at the nexus of the FF universe as elements from all of them appear.I subscribe to the theory that it takes place on the same planet as FFV, in between Exdeath getting sealed away the first time and the events that started FFV
>Final Fantasy XII
>8 hours
Yeah, fuck this. I'd rather watch a game worth a fuck.
>8 hour speedrun
>of a Final Fantasy
>one of the worst Final Fantasies
>>338217315
>8 hour FF "speedrun"
>4 hour break every night
Fuck this, tell me when SGDQ starts
>a speedrun marathon that doesn't give a shit about donations
>chat is sub-1,000 people so it's not going at 100mph
>this run was originally planned to start at 5:25pm
>5 hours late
>they'll be up til 6am doing this shit
>>338238006
herp I forgot to convert to EST. Planned at 8:25 and they'll be up til 8 fucking am.
Why is /srg/ faster than /v/?
>>338238130
still better than Jewyama
It does look a lot more comfy than GGDQ, it reminds me of when that was good. But i'm not watching 8 hours of a game I don't like.
>viewers spiked over 1k
what happened? the JRPG runs usually shed viewers
>>338239342
it's on Twitch's front page
>>338239420
ah. that'd do it
Oh God. What is this retard doing
>>338233738
So?
The fact they didn't personally check all of the shit they know they would need to use shows that it's being run by amateur hours. First rule of production is you check your shit before the performance
>>338239653
''''''''''''''Speedrunning'''''''''''''' a JRPG.
Why don't FF12 runners at least use IZJS? Is there some weird shit in vanilla that actually makes it faster?
>>338240813
IZJS doesn't give you full control over the build of your characters
Nice to see that Twitch chat is as cringe as ever.
nice to see /v/ is as dead as ever
>>338243345
serg dies tonight
Are there any notable runs coming after this?
>>338244000
no but that triple double is notable
>timer reset
WORLD RECORD PACE
Funny how much shit /srg/ gave Chibi, but then when it's their turn to step up, they fall on straight on their face.
>>338246747
>Funny how much shit /srg/ gave Chibi, but then when it's their turn to step up, they fall on straight on their face.
/srg/ are the ones who created/organized NASA?
>less than 1000 viewers
is this what speedrunners consider a successful event?
>>338240813
it requires additional hardware to play (hacked or jpn PS2) or a decent PC to both play it and stream it. that said i used to stream IZJS on a pretty shitty computer and had 60 fps so it's not that hard.
>>338246975
considering its 5 AM eastern time, very little advertising and there's no donations or anything, yeah
>>338246889
NASA is the brainchild of Naegleria, who is pretty much /srg/, but not really a dedicated /srg/boi. The schedule (http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/schedule) is made up of many /srg/.
>>338246747
>chibi's marathon
>a.pomf.cat/xmbfhl.webm
also serg has had several online marathons m8
>>338247923
>>338246747
>>338246889
>a.pomf.cat/lbshsy.webm
also heres a classic speedrun to watch while boring jrpg shit is being run
>ia800205.us.archive.org/24/items/AwesomeGamesDoneQuick/AwesomeGamesDoneQuick_part03_Halo.mp4
>>338224338
Am I just totally nuts or is the HUD not normally blue like that?
I just woke up, has it got any better?
>>338249171
It's gotten worse
SGDQ can't come soon enough
FFXII was the last good Final Fantasy.
>8 hours
Like, I can beat most games casually in 8 hours
>4 Hours behind
>Playing at 640x480 because of a fucking toaster and still doesn't work
aylmao
>Americans in charge of anything
>>338252350
I agree that a speedrun 8 hours long is pretty boring, but 8 hours to complete a final fantasy game or any jrpg is pretty fast.
just looked up some random times for ffx12 and its between 42 to 60 hours of length, 42 being "rushed"
Are there fumos?
>>338217315
>/srg/ tries to organise a speedrun marathon
this is not srgmarathon
>>338252598
that's around where I gave up and decided to go sleep early
>wake up
>still running FF12
at least it seem to be running ight, long as fuck though
>>338217315
>Naegleria
>/srg/
I love it when you faggots try to talk about speedrunning like you know what's going on.
>>338252598
to be fair the PC port of DMC3 is notoriously awful
>>338252350
since the schedule didn't show estimates I actually thought they were gonna glitch their way out of half the game and finish in like 2-4 hours, then have a break to setup for things in the morning (hopefully properly this time) -- and be caught up on the schedule
but they'll actually still be like 3-4 hours behind schedule
>>338253532
>since the schedule didn't show estimates
mouse over the category
>>338253609
oh missed that, thanks
Did they complete the DMC3 run? I went to sleep after the guy sperged out.
>>338253903
I left as well, but I left after they were about to start another non-dmc3 run that wasn't on schedule -- so I'd assume they didn't
>FFXII is still going
How does this guy have the patience?
At least they fixed the framerate
>>338254109
he's playing it and has a goal to achieve
it's the viewers that shouldn't have the patience
I didn't watch this yesterday since it didn't have quality options, might do it today
Is this actually good and fun?
>>338248254
>>338247923
W-what am I looking at?
hello?
ResidentSleeper
Is Cosmo doing a run?
>Currently on is an 8 hour FFXII speedrun
Why?
wtf? These graphics look like shit. Why isn't he playing something more recent and good looking?
>>338257527
Because Americans are asleep and euros are working.
>>338257481
"Narcissa" is pretty much dead to the world and will probably off himself any day now. He actually had a career as a streamer going for him but he completely destroyed it when he became a tranny.
Did he just get lost?
>>338257590
Speed runs are more often than not older consoles.
>>338257878
I couldn't believe the amount of dosh he could rake in in one night, it was like titty stream levels. Does he get anything at all nowadays, or did he have to get a real job?
>>338257939
Yeah he's really starting to lose focus.
>>338258217
I don't think anyone would want to hire it.
Choking!
>>338257123
delete this
>>338217315
So they actually got Internet in the hotel?
Neat.
man that menu usage and moving back and forth a bit was intense
>>338258217
He deleted his twitch a few weeks ago because he was getting harassed so much and his chat was always sub only.
Last i remember he was mentioning being out of money on twitter.
what happened?
>>338259927
Why did he even do it? Why did he become such a faggot?
>>338257878
JOHN
>>338258217
FUCKING
>>338259927
NUMBERS
>>338259927
Its been back for a while.
>>338260192
>>338260192
He literally got his Y chromosome blown out of him by John Numbers.
>>338260318
>>338260326
I remember seeing it live, but was it really because of that?
>>338257610
>During Australian prime time
I thought North Americans liked us. :(
>>338260365
Yes, he lost so hard he stopped being a man altogether.
>>338259927
Well shit like this is going to alienate your viewership
>>338260365
No, it started ever since he dated the tumblrina who stole his money and cucked him.
The big turning point was when his OoT record got bopped despite using his Chink cheat machine
>>338260365
Most likely not, but it's very coincidental that the one time he finally gets to show his stuff to the world and not to the autists who watch speedrunners, he completely chokes and gets embarrassed beyond belief. For someone with his fragile self-esteem, it was probably massively traumatic.
> Constantly make crude jokes about mexicans, trump and wall building
> Expecting anyone but racist autistic americans like the Doom speedrunner to show up
Should be renamed racist recknecks speedrunning assemble desu
Why doesn't Vayne use a weapon?
>>338260498
Nothing wrong with being a racist.
>>338260396
That and he was doing shit like showing his dildo on stream. I tried to watch him a few times but it was so god damn cringey.
>>338260396
i finally figured out who cosmo reminds me of now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUnoMkvyYdI
>>338260396
Exactly, people subbed to him to specifically watch him speedrun OoT. Once he got the world record and claimed that no one will ever beat it, people got slightly disinterested in watching him. But he still did speedruns so it was ok. Then his record got blown the fuck out and he snapped and went insane. Surprise surprise, his viewership tanked because people subbed to him for speedrunning, not to watch a crazy person compare buttplugs.
>>338260528
Nothing wrong with it, but they shouldn't attempt to pass this event as some sort of inclusive event
The mexican flag is in the logo
>>338260498
Where do you think we are?
... .jpg.
>>338260612
he was so sure it was gonna be the record forever and made a horrible commentary on it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aq6pGJbd6Iw
why does this video have so many views
>>338260640
You outed yourself by coming here and giving a shit about inclusiveness. Go back to tumblr and tell the rest of the invading faggots to fuck themselves.
it puts the lotion on its skin
or else it gets the hose again
>>338256330
For some reason Miyamoto went off the deep end and demanded that the next few Mario games include the same gay sex clip if certain conditions are met. Runners use this as a strat because it saves time or about 400 frames..
Who is the biggest toolbag and sellout, Trihax, Iateyourpie, or Broman?
>>338260396
It doesn't matter how many times I see this, its just as revolting as the first.
What the hell is up with the volume?
>>338248254
> 4 hours Halo """Speedrun"""
What?
>>338252181
ff12 sucked
>>338261293
Trihex for sure. His streams have been nothing but mario maker for months pie is atleast doing other shit now. I don't know how trihex still gets 5k viewers every stream.
>>338252181
The only thing good about XII was the girls' tight hot bodies.
>>338261508
Probably same way that CS:GO, MOBA or MMO streamers do even though they play only 1 game most of the time. I dunno how can people not get bored watching the same shit over and over again.
>>338261630
The thing about online games is the human element makes it unpredictable.
https://u.pomf.is/mfmmcr.webm
>Going to bed while FF12 run is starting
>Wake up
>FF12 run is still going on
They don't even pull this bullshit in AGDQ jesus.
>>338261710
>>338261542
But which girl was the best girl?
>>338261735
>Check out stream at about 3:30
>FF 12
>see estimate at 8 hours
>curse my timezone
Fucking Americans.
>>338261665
Wouldn't this also apply to Mario maker?
The sad thing is, I woke up and this run was 2 hours in.
And since then I've been watching it.
>>338261872
Ashe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkk6uOx6-Rk
FF12 is about over he's at the last boss.
>>338262149
why does the picture say ff12 but the video says ff13?
GREETINGS FROM A HOTEL ROOM
>>338254037
They did, the runner came back later and actually did it, the absolute madman.
>>338261293
How's iateyourpie a sellout?
"SO MANY PEOPLE THINK RPG RUNS ARE BORING TO WATCH, NOT THIS ONE!!"
lmao someone actually said this
>>338262591
I cringed.
>>338262591
this is the kind of thing where if i had access to this or nothing i would choose nothing
Finally it's over!
For fuck sake, I didn't even know this shit started today. I missed the ENTIRE fucking FFXII run nearly.
Goddamn it
>>338262683
you can go watch it right now if you want, but why the fuck would you want to
>>338262149
Fuck, not again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pquYAEfbBFM
HAHAHA holy shit
>>338262521
fakes reactions like a certain other "pie"
STREAMBIG
Mario Maker
Doesn't speedrun anymore, abandoned it for twitch shekels
>>338260250
John fucking (((Goldberg)))
>Viewcount doubles now FFXII has finally ended
lol
>>338260192
soy
So just to clarify, this is mostly the face of /srg/, right?
>>338263026
That version of soylent doesn't have soy in it.
The bearded guy is cute.
>>338248409
it changes depending what time it is in-game
>>338263283
Faggot
eww this looks like a VR game
Gotta admit, there may be some audio issues, but it feels really comfy. These guys just met each other and they're chumming it up and just enjoying themselves. It's just really refreshing to watch.
when did twitch retards discover gachimuchi and spam the video comments with retarded shit
>>338263553
This. Issues aside, this is a completely different atmosphere to the sterile as fuck AGDQ shit.
Hopefully they fix these audio issues asap though because they are annoying.
>>338263196
Yes.
Don't let them tell you otherwise
Though to be honest only the attention seeking memeing faggots are there
>>338263772
>>338263772
>>338263832
When will he kill himself?
>>338263553
>There will never be another GDQ in Mike Uyama's mancave
Those were the best.
I FEEL LIKE A LITTLE KID AND IT FEELS REALLY GOOD
>>338263693
>>338263947
It's kinda sad that the bigger a speedrunning event grows, the shitter it will be, because the allure of these events is the close knit communities hanging out and showing off their skills. This kind of event doesn't work in big auditoriums, even though they get more money to host more events like this. It's a Catch-22 kind of thing.
>>338264068
Faggot.
>>338264202
There's no fooling me biccboi. You're a guy who's a fag.
THE
FUCKING
VOLUME
IS
TOO
LOW
FOR
ME
TO
ENJOY
THIS
SHIT
FUCK
FIX IT YOU AUTISTS
>>338264202
You don't look anything like that though, do you?
>>338262921
Hes been derusting for mario rpg recently.
Where is the live stream
>>338263884
Dumb nigger poster
Damn that was cool
That was an interesting game to say the least. Shame about the volume.
>>338264314
Who is this semen demon
>>338264193
infinite warfare looking good
>>338264527
Dumb anon.
>>338264669
Soundtrack was pretty neat sounds like it was a canceled and never made it past alpha.
>>338264690
Not your business fuccboi.
>>338264743
>i look better than most
Keep telling yourself that, faggot.
>>338264743
>i look better than most
I'm sure you would think that but I doubt it.
>>338264743
That's not saying much when Brianna Wu's are the norm
>>338264812
Its not exactly a high bar when most are wierdo freaks like cosmo.
When's Battle Network!?
>>338264743
Sure thing. You're probably the generic ratfaced queer who thinks looking sickly thin is hot
>>338264963
I guess but if you don't actually look like a cute girl then what's the point?
>>338264743pics
>>338264743
Why do you fags feel the extreme need to attentionwhore literally everywhere?
>>338264709
Answer or don't bother post at all next time you worthless faggot.
Not everyone uses twitch like cancerous drones such as you
Feel free to kill yourself asap
>>338265094
Go get triggered somewhere else. Dumb anon.
>>338265027
because you provide it.
>>338265027
Because their gender is their entire personality and they've got no other means to seek fulfillment?
>>338265027
Because of this.
>>338261710
imagine seeing that thing in public.
>>338264193
>implying
>>338265270
Neck yourself.
>>338265270
So why did you do it? What goes through your head when you decide to drastically alter your body like this?
>>338265094
Its in OPs post
>>338265402
Could we just fucking not?
