A really hot girl comes up to you and offers to have sex with you. However, in return you have to say something very nice and positive on /v/ about a game you hate.
Can you do it, /v/? Are you man enough?
>>338212495
Why not, all I do is shitpost anyways
>>338212495
Hey nice day...today fuck battle born
>>338212495
The new doom seems playable.
Sex NOW!
>>338212495
Man enough to stick to my principles and tell that slut to fuck off?
You bet.
She probably has AIDS or something.
>>338212495
I totally don't mind the feeling of wating time while not earning exp in Sticker Star.
Now bend over and show me that ass.
>>338212495
Nope
>>338212495
>Are you man enough?
>Implying /v/ doesn't consist exclusively of closet faggots
>>338212495
Assassins Creed 3 has good music
How hot we talking?
It had really good marketing and sold well.
Done.
Where is my girl?
>>338212495
Spec Ops The Line had good voice acting
>>338212495
Uncharted 4 has nice graphics at least.
>>338212495
The World Ends With You has a pretty cool premise and nice art design
Life is Strange was a step up for its genre and is the sort of game that others of its ilk should aim to be
>>338212495
Fuck off cheap slut
>>338212495
Final Fantasy 13 Lightning Returns had some fun character customization and the combat had potential.
>>338212495
Have sex, then shitpost anyways
>>338212495
No.
I could very easily say good things about undertale
but I don't give a shit. I'm becoming a wizard. 3DPD piss off
>>338212720
>The new doom seems playable.
>>338212495
Skyrim is actually pretty good, I'm just bored of it so its flaws are painfully obvious.
>>338212495
Why do virgins have such a hard time separating normal activities from sex? They're always the ones interjecting sex into places where it isn't relevant.
>youtube comments about a video game with decent graphics
>"wow guys I literally came in my pants from watching this, anybody else?"
>video of a girl singing a song
>"anybody else got a hard on right now?"
Fuck OFF
>>338212495
I think I've heard something along the line...
>World of Warcraft
It brought a lot of people together and helped create online friend communities for people who are socially fucked?
I know I'm stretching it, but I literally can't think of anything WoW has done that I don't hate. Do I get a pity blowjob at least?
>>338213472
Yeah, not full retail playable but definitely playing at a friends house/bargin bin ok
Dragon Age 2 had an interesting setting and the 2nd act was good.
There, I said two good things, do I get to stick it in the pooper?
>>338213725
>playing the multiplayer
Uncharted has high production values and there's clearly a lot of effort put into the series despite it not actually having any depth.
I really enjoy and appreciate the work artists in draw threads. Thank you very much for your hard work and dedication.
>>338213864
Whoa whoa whoa,
I ain't say that.
>>338212495
First, I'm not going to just fuck some random hot girl I met on the street. We'd need to at least need to spend some time together before I'm going to jump in on that offer. I don't care how desperate she is for my dick, for whatever reason.
Second, I don't have a problem with saying something nice about a game I dislike. Hell, unless the game is absolutely awful, there's probably something good about the game anyways. Even if it is awful, there's still the option of enjoying it ironically or laughing at people playing it.
Devil May Cry 2 has a decent soundtrack.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSB3bmwhEO4
Crash Nitro Kart was not nearly as bad as what was to come for the franchise.
>>338212495
Dark Souls 2 has a great PvP system!
>>338212495
If I say something negative about a game I like will a really hot guy fuck me instead? I can do that.
>>338213560
Fuck off normalfag
>>338212495
Persona 3 has some neat enemy designs.
>>338214386
lel XD normies get out reee amirite roflmao
>>338214414
its a shame eva becomes shit in the second season
Halo 5 has 60 fps...
So that's something
I love PS4 games.
There
>>338212495
Continuing from >>338213775 about Dragon Age II:
It could have been a pretty good handheld spin-off. The inherent flaws with the game could have been much tamer if the game was developed and tailored specifically for handhelds. A lot of things about the game (small areas, bite-sized missions, poor graphics) would have been right at home on a handhelds, where small missions can be played while on-the-go and graphics matter less.
>>338212495
I COULD do it, but I ain't that bitches pawn. Screw her.
>>338214823
She is still good, just overshadowed by her superior sister.
The REY and REX/ Snake and Ocelot fights in MGS4 were fucking great
>>338215182
not really
she becomes a giant bitch and shits on grovy the whole season for no reason at all
>>338215182
Shame Ankama literally ditched her in the Elaine comics.
>>338212495
Overwatch is not a meme and some of the character designs are very nice! Pharah is and her jetpack are more fun than I expected!
I better be getting pic related for this.
>>338212495
I say positive things about games I hatefor free
>>338215283
How could they drop this?
>>338216131
Slut
>>338216131
Same way they dropped Simone from the Dofus movie.
>>338212495
Sticker Star has nice graphi- I can't fucking do it.
>>338216508
That's because you're praising the wrong "only good" aspect about the game.
The soundtrack was decent.
>>338212495
Make the girl a loli elf and I'll do it.
Dark souls has a giant snake thing that looks like an old man's penis
That's the best I can do
>>338216798
>>338216131>Zone's Wakfu flash was nearly half a decade ago
>>338212495
i'd do it if i could put my penis in a warm wet hole attached to living entity...
>>338212495
Easy.
Undertale has really nice music.
I find it very hard to find any game without at least some redeeming qualities.
>>338212495
To have sex? Absolutely not. Maybe if she agrees to take a roofie first.
>>338212495
>implying anyone on /v/ has standards
>>338212495
StarDrive 2 really gets a lot of things right, alien races, different ships and ship building, fun combat, really complete with on-ship and off-ship combat with lots of quests to spice shit up.
...Wait, was lying through your ass forbidden?
>>338212495yes
>>338212495
Fallout 4 had improved gunplay compared to its predecessors and its overhauled conversation system was simplified to allow for greater brevity
I prefer striped panties, please
Uhhh... Yoshi's Island DS is... um...
Dammit, I can't do it!
>>338212495
FFXIII's music was nice.
Can someone help me with saying positive things about d3 please
>>338212495
Battleborn isnt a boring clone of "Borderlands: If It Had PvP".
Sure I can!
The graphics in Life Is Strange are really nice. They compliment the story, making it look different from most other games that are from the same vein at the moment that use the same engine. Now rub your tits on my cock.
Superman 64 has really cool cover art.
>>338217089
Ooh, that'll work.
I enjoy the throwback to the classic RPG style of Bravely Default, and it has a nice soundtrack.
God damn that was hard to type.
League of Legends had some pretty cool characters.
Halo 5 has the best BR since Halo 2 and its remake.
>>338218041
>its overhauled conversation system was simplified to allow for greater brevity
Is that supposed to be a positive thing?
>>338212495
Smash 4 has a good selection of characters
>>338218084
You liked Yoshi's New Island over Yoshi's Island DS?
>>338218880
Uh huh.
New Island was predictable, but I'll take that against some half-assed new ideas anyday.
Resident Evil 6 has mercenaries and Sherry Birkin in it.
whoops
>>338212495
The storytelling in the Dawnguard DLC of Skyrim was pretty good, and Serana's improved AI was a nice touch. I guess the assassination animations were pretty satisfying too.
>>338212495
Awakening and fates had a good soundtrack.
How is this hard? Do you really think that /v/ is just a bunch of NEETS that would die if they didn't shitpost OP?
Now bend over.
>>338212495
Bioshock Infinite was a tolerable game.
>>338219536
We already have the de-censored versions anon.
Radiant Historia is actually a great game, I am just disappointed its selling point of time travelling is not only fucking nothing, but doesn't even make sense.
>>338220268
b-but it's a blue board, anon
>>338212495
Does she have a dick or is she a cute guy? If so, sure. I bullshitted my way through exams for years. I'm sure I can bullshit my way to some thick cock.
Goddamn I wanna suck a fat cock. Fuck.
Fire Emblem Shadow Dragon had some nice character designs.
>>338213118
No it doesn't.
>>338220268
Where?
>>338219536
I am convinced that these French guys just drew porn and then added things over to be able to air it on TV.
>>338219323
>imported
they fucked up
>>338212495
I'd refuse. A man gotta stay true to his principles and sex isn't everything even though sexfags so desperately try to stay relevant today.
The waifus in Fire Emblem aren't nearly as much of a filthy whore as you!
*punches her in the face before reaching for nearest object and slamming it in her face*
*unsheaths katana*
Rosemary!
A game i outright hate. That i wouldnt play even if i was in a empty island. I really cant think about one.
Last year the biggest disappointment i had in a game was LA noire, a game where the Meat of It (the cases, the investigation, the interrogations) are 10% of It, locked behind 90% of bad driving and the most generic shooting ever
>>338220527
seconding this
>>338212495
I'd tell her to fuck off.
>>338220527
thirding this
You could have just started a discussion the normal way but whatever.
Undertale has great music
>>338220527
>>338221281
gotchu senpai
http://i.imgur.com/cycWXYA.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/W8tZklc.png
>>338212495
I'd have to say something positive about every game? That's rough.
Dragon Age Inquisition was a very expansive and deep game, and obviously has had a lot of effort put into it.
>>338221561
Based anon.
Now if only it were fully animated without the smug duck.
>>338212495
Bioshock Infinite has fantastic art direction and overall presentation.
>>338212495
I thought the music for Final Fantasy XIII was nice.
>>338212495
Deus ex has a cool world
>>338215786
Sorry, she's lesbian.
Original Ratchet and Clank, the RYNO kicked massive ass, I guess.
Killing the multi step final boss in seconds is good for time saving I suppose?
>Tfw don't hate any games and am not into girls
Five Night's at Freddy's got more people interested in gaming horror.
Bioshock Infite had alright athmosphere.
>>338212495
And give up on my chance to become a Wizard? Nice try
Undertale sure did surpass what I expected of that one douchebag from starman.
>>338214159
It could have been so good... it could have been everything CTR was but better, but they really fucked up.
I don't HATE this game but I dislike it.
Monster Hunter is pretty indepth. I think.
>>338212495
Nope.
Not because I can't compliment a game I don't like, but because I don't believe in sex outside of a stable relationship between two people who love each other.
>>338212495
>Can I lie
>On an anonymous chinese imageboard
>On the Internet
Are you sure you know how the Internet works there, bud?
The character creator in Fallout 4 was the best part of the game.
Now get on the bed.
>>338225496
>chinese
>>338212495
Mgsv had a good engine
>>338212495
First, I ask if she has a penis.
If she has a penis, then I refuse to fuck her.
If she does not have a penis, and instead has a vagina, then sure. Let's go to step 2.
Space Station 13 is a game with a lot of potential that could be really really great on multiple levels, if they could find a way to remove the intrusiveness of the server administrators/moderators on the gamemode, and they got rid of all these roleplaying "no, you aren't allowed to do that, my immersion, my metagaming" people.
Yeah sure Zoey, I love depression quest
>>338212495
>Alone in the Dark on 360.
"Well it has some fucking beautiful fire effects"
>>338212495
>about a game you hate.
I don't hate games. I'm not an autistic child. There are games that I dislike and games that I just ignore because they're not interesting for me.
>>338213038
>closet
nigga you seen them Steam Friends threads, healer threads, and Triforce Heroes threads.
/v/ gay af man
>>338212495
As shitty as it is, call of duty can actually be some mindless fun
>>338212495
French are waifu gods
Going down the list:
>Some of the environment design in GW 2 is really nice, especially Lion's Arch.
>Undertale has great music; but what did you expect from Toby Fox. (TheHomestuckversion of megalovania is way better though.)
>Borderlands 2 made me laugh on more than one occasion.
>Um, League of Legends has good porn?
>Silent Hill: Downpour and Homecoming had some good sequences, like the Witches Cabin and the filmstrip. Totally out of place for an actual SH game, but taken on their own it's fine.
>I thought the way they handled the start menu in Fable 3 was really clever.
Where are my animated french waifus.
>>338212495
....I think everything wrong with Homefront Revolution could be fixed with a good patch for the framerate?
>>338228373
this is such a great show/ manga
>>338228648
What show/manga is it?
>>338228083
Blacked?
Dark Souls 2 doesn't have god awful enemy tracking or phantom range, it's the best soulsborne game!
>>338228781
Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-Kun
>>338228961
Thanks mang
>>338212495
why the fuck are frenchies so lewd?
>>338212495
either go to sleep or get on discordTOM
Screenshots of Uncharted 4 look nice.
I'm impressed with the various characters in League and Dota 2. Excellent variety and ways to play.
>>338229364
That's bad?
Europe has a very low birth rate, they need to push sexual relations.
>>338212495
OH NO!!! I have to say something positive about a shit game ANOMALOUSLY on an image board???? What a fucking dilemma.
>>338230831
>>338212495
I think that Undertale has a great soundtrack but other than that I have nothing good to say
I want to pound Eva's ass now
>>338212495
League of Legends has lots of players.
Mega Man X7 had a good Sigma theme and Axl wasn't that bad of an addition to the series.
>>338212495
I'm really glad Gone Home has shone a light onto what it means to have purely story-driven gameplay.
>>338212495
I refuse because I have trust issues.
>>338216403
Isn't she canonically dead regardless?
Ogrest and his bitch tears murdering best waifu
>>338213038
>closet faggots
>closet
/v/ is literally the gayest board after /fit/
>>338212495
fuck you i'd rather shit talk then get some pussy thats been used by a ton of guys
>>338212495
A cute Japanese girl is already coming over to my house tomorrow to fuck me and watch anime
FUCK league of legends
>>338212495
Quistis is hot.
>>338231110
You know, I can't help but look at how insanely sexuallized the girl in this is.
Then I laugh, because holy shit, that guy is hyper sexualized too.
And the end result is a fucking amazing looking scene. Their facial expressions, the tense atmosphere.
Fuck SJWs for ruining this.
>>338231745
For how much?
>>338212495
/v/ can't even say anything about games they do like without being called a shill. What makes you think they could say a good thing about a bad game. Then they are just shilling to get free sex.
>>338212495
Gone Homo is not so homo after all
sure
that new duke nukem thats coming out? the one where duke says bazinga?
i like that they're making the textures higher quality. that's nice.
i like that jsj is getting more work.
>>338232101
That's only if they spam threads about its "greatness" around the clock, like with Overwatch.
>>338231929
彼女はセックスフレンドだよ
>>338212495
The Witcher games seem like they'd be super fun for the right kind of person. I can't ever get into them but they feel like decent games
>>338212495
Halo is an important game and a milestone in the First person shooter genre. The controls are sharp.
>have sex
>just come on /v/ and say some shit like "Bioshock Infinite is the greatest game of all time."
Give me a real challenge fool
>>338232425
I bet she's a sex friend with a lot of other guys too.
The spider girl in Undertale is adorable
>>338231110
What is/was this?
>>338232367
No they do it to all threads at this point.
>>338231745
nice bait
>>338212495
Dark Souls has some really great monster designs.
>>338212495
>Angry Birds can be incredibly engaging and fun to play.
That was physically painful. Where is my fuck?
>>338232997
I like fish girl
>>338212495
Wayne's World on NES had... inspired enemy designs. Plus, the cover art wasn't misleading in any way.
I don't have to actually play Wayne's World while I fuck her, right?
>>338212495
I hope you all have an amazing day
>>338212495
Dark Souls entertained a lot of autismals, giving them less time to shitpost.
>>338230831
Post more ladybug girl
>>338220561
That's how it went, yes.
Saint's Row 3 probably generated a lot of profits and allowed the publishers, if not the developers, the ability to feed their families for a few more days.
>>338212495
The FF series arent boring to play at all,
they are super fun.
>>338233019
not knowing justice league
you're probably underaged mate.
