Why does a badass demon hunter like Dante eat pizza instead of something healthier?
>>338202165
It's the same reason why he eats strawberry sundaes.
>>338202165
He's depressed.
combos and i-frames burn a lot of calories
If being impaled repeatedly by giant swords only tickles, a pizza ain't gonna kill you
Badasses don't worry about their health, you liberal pansy, they smoke, drink and immerse their food in grease and salt.
>raging alcoholic when not on the job(and probably sometimes on the job)
>loves greasy, salty foods, ice cream and tomato juice
Gee, it's a fucking mystery
>>338204571
So most badasses are suicidal tryhards? Good to know.
He can get away with it without having to suffer the unhealthy effects
I ordered pizza hut tonight
I'm considering suicide for such a shitty choice
fucking north-central texas has no good local pizzerias
I want a game that's literally Dante but it's a magical girl instead of demon boy. I still want the edgelord 2cool4school shenanigans but with a frilly dress and silly bows.
>>338205148
>amerifat
>pizza
Either eat legit Italian or don't eat it at all.
DMC 5 AT E3 THIS YEAR RIGHT?
>>338205148
it could be worse, yo could had ordered Domino's
>>338205280
>Italians made pizza
When will this meme end?
>he doesn't bulk on pizza
Don't even try to call me fat because I have willpower to cut down to being shredded like I have before. Men should be strong which requires high caloric food desu. Bearmode and ottermode are two body types you could achieve if you weren't a yuropoor twink
>>338205239
>magical girl with elaborate transformation sequence
>uses magic
>2cool4school
>frilly dress options
>silly bows of both the archery and accessory varieties
Bayonetta
>>338205340
We make the best pizza you filthy burgerfat. Go suck off Trump you piece of shit and learn to read while you're at it.
>>338205292
I hope you likepachinko
>>338205551
(You)
>>338202165
Pizza has vegetables.
>>338205551
Mad yurocuck right here
Shouldn't you be trying to save your wife from Ahmed and get arrested for it?
>>338205662
Don't you have a bull to prep, Bob? Fuck off and never speak to me again.
>>338205765
hahaha
Why did you calling me Bob make me laugh
go crash a car you "white" italian
>>338205506
bayonetta the character is annoying dumb trash and bayonetta the game is unplayable dumb trash
>>338202165
""""""american""""""
"""pizza""""
>>338205506
I was aiming more for bad attitude highschool yankee girl with bleached hair over promiscuous witch lady. We just need more spectacle action games with silly characters, but that's one I want to see specifically.
>>338206026
dem fightin words friendo, wana lay out a reason why you have wrong opinions?
>>338205148
>when you become painfully aware that your comfort food is unhealthy and that just makes you more depressed
>>338206648
We had to invent the term comfort food for it to justify occasional indulgences, not organizing a lifestyle around it.
>>338202165
Because he enjoys it. Probably. That's why I east food.
>it's a pizza thread
What food does Donté eat?
>>338202165
Because he wants to be a ninja turtle.
>>338209162
>Donte el exterminador de demonios
tacos
>Donte
shit
DANTE eats PIZZA and KEEPS IT STYLISH while you eat CLEAN and REV YOUR SWORD
>>338202165
High caloric intake is fine if you do things that burn it off.
Being a demon hunter is grueling work.
>>338202165
Pizza isn't even that good, why does he like it?
>>338202165
>Why does a badass demon hunter like Dante eat pizza instead of something healthier?
Pizza is not healthy only if you're a fat ass.
Or if you eat pepperoni which isnt even real pepperoni.
