What are some gaming things you do IRL?
>>338192090
Nothing but I'm not literally autistic.
>>338192090
Kill dogs and people
i play videogames irl sometimes, though i don't tell anyone
>>338192090
Masturbate.
People invade my world
>>338192090
Ninja run
>>338192090
I receive power through a cord in my ass
Lose
>>338192090
I bought $500 worth of snake oil.
double jump
Wave dash
>>338192206
/thread
>>338192090
quit
I see op is a fag
>>338192090
Noclip.
try to look upskirt
>>338192090
Jump off a cliff.
Play video games
>>338192090
Actually, the crowbar snaps in two.
Spam r1
>>338192090
Shoot up everything.
>>338192206
what game?
Not get the girl in the end
>>338192090
Fuck hookers in my car.
Fire bazooka's into ambulances.
Run over black people.
>>338192398
eek! you pervert!
>>338192090
Consume entire pizzas in one bite to restore my health
Hoard money and possessions
I read Sun Tzu's Art of War for the sole purpose of getting better at Total War.
walking
fuck yes
>>338192923
But isn't he from Dynasty Warriors? What does that have to do with Total War
I.cant get pass level 1
>>338192296
>>338192090
Double Jump
Wave Dash
>>338192669
The video kind.
>>338192923
Did it help?
Rubbing the arms and legs of a semi-drunk female to get her to undress and have sex with me.
Thanks Meet-and-fuck games.
>>338192090
When I used to play a lot of Half Life 2 deathmatch, my brain frequently wanted to press Q and whip out my gravity gun to pick up things that were out of reach.
Also, I've found myself instinctively wanting to rewind time, say, when I drop something by mistake
>>338192090
I objectify women IRL just like I do in games
>>338194753
Ugh. Just... ugh.
i superslide to school
I once called the GPS in my friends car a minimap about half a year ago, they still tease my about it
>>338194961
You weren't wrong, it is a miniaturized map.
I often try to savescum dialogue options but then I remember this is real life.;_;
I beat up hookers for money and shoot cops
>>338192296
damn
>>338197570
That's just being black
>>338192090
>tfw I sanic ran to school
>tfw I noclipped through class
get on my level
>>338197691
Racist ass white boy.
tap my collarbone with my index finger
>>338192090
I once printed the shapes of spaces from Mario Party and placed them all over my room. Used a dice to determine the number of steps. The mini games were pretty autistic
>Help mom clean the house
>Steal dad's glasses
>Pinch the neighbor's dog 3 times
>>338198079
poor ass nigger
>>338198648
Cuck whitey detected
>>338198648
>poor
Nice projection, famiglia.
>>338192090
Fuck off OP.
Kill myself
come back
repeat
>>338198530
you win.
>>338192090
Am literally raising my children based on Crusader Kings 2 parenting decision events.
I do the following
>shoot cops
>kill hookers
>steal people's cars and drive them into the ocean
>fly airplanes into buildings
>set my neighbors on fire
>stab dogs and elderly people
>steal food from homeless people
I'm a twisted little guy hehe...
>>338192090
try tongue
but hole
>>338192508
Lol
>>338199341
Trap ahead
therefore
Try rear
>>338192296
Fuck...
>steal my mom's kneepads and lube
>lube the kneepads and start gliding around everywhere like pic
>smoke a cigarette and throw it in the air
>pretend I have a hot sidekick girl with short hair talking to me over my headset
>>338192090
once I played too much XCOM EW and I kept thinking everything i did was in blue/yellow moves
in my defense i was young
>>338199683
I thought this post was going to involve your dick and your moms lube somehow
>>338192090
Hold X to give up
>>338192090
Let go.
