I can't do it. she must have beat me 50 times.
her second phase is such bullshit
dodge left
Someone post the picture with her and the rocks, you know the one
is she the one on the cover? I never realized
bow to your queen
seriously? just shoot her
>getting beat by pizza girl
Maria is for bullying
>>338134468
MAXI PAD
>>338134760
i dont get the black pudding one
Her and Ghernam are such fucking awesome fights because they don't have any beastly qualities. They fight purely by the measure of their skill. Really memorable stuff.
doesn't she get staggered by nearly everything in 2nd phase?
>>338134890
probably all the blood.
>>338134760
>>338134760
>maria-chan please gehrman for money
That might be true
>>338134890
Black pudding is made with blood.
How did you beat Ludwig?
>>338134640
>>338134760
>>338134778
NO! Lady Maria is not for bully.
>>338134676
Maria is for Doll.
>>338134959
>>338134964
p-period blood?
>>338134760
Why does puffy vulva always make me laugh
>>338134760
PUFFY VULVA
>>338134979
so strange, op here, I've been doing the game without any real guides unless I'm really stuck
now I'm reading how people had a difficult time with Ludwig, really wasn't too bad for me. he seemed more predictable
she is killing me with long range and moves I can't seem to dodge! and I get chained for massive damage
>>338135027
gross!
>>338134468
seriously git gud
if you didn't beat her on your first try you're the worst
>>338134468
same, BL85 and desu i don't wanna win, the more i die the more i love her.
Her 3rd phase is pure art.
>>338135121
you do know the whole game is a metaphor for....... a womans period cycle
>>338134760
>you'll never put your face in her puffy vulva
Why does everyone hate her so much?
>>338135451
I want to rip out her uterus and use it as my personal onahole!
>>338135451
that's hot
i dont know why but my penis likes this
>>338134468
I feel you op. I can't even even remember how I beat her, I just know it was close.
>>338135027
only if you ask nicely
>>338134468
Friend of mine who barely plays Soulsborne games killed her in a few tries
Don't be a pussy.
>>338135943
I want to squeeze it out of her!
I want to collect it in a little cup and eat it!!!
>>338136261
>>338134468
>parry bait the boss
literally the easiest boss in the dlc even ayy lmaos were harder
>>338135121
Lady Maria, I'm a robin. Will I ever curl up and become an egg?
>>338139086
Nope, you're in the wrong game
post moar vulva
Git gud
What about Doll?
>>338141413
http://imgur.com/a/GKn86
>>338141772
Whoa.
I wonder if she's played the game
>>338141772
Would be better if she was cute
her face looks generic as fuck
>>338141772
DELETE THIS
>>338141772
>doll
>having a vagina
>>338145158
It's obviously Maria dressed up as doll
>>338145315
Sound hot.
