What do you think of Lara Croft in the new Tomb Raider movie?
>>338066963
Flat, unattractive nufemale feminazi with no talent that's also a literally who.
0 reason to watch it.
Also related to the discussion.
RIP Angelina Jolie's tits, you were amazing.
>>338067264
H O M O S E X U A L
I'd be fine with it being Cohan over Vikander.
>>338067264
Worst bait I've seen in quite a while
>>338067264
>Flat
Alright
>Unattractive
lol
>feminazi
LOL
>no talent
LOLOLOLOL
stay gay
>>338067448
Vikander's top tier but she seems too delicate to play Lara Croft
>>338067264
Hello, Alicia.
nigur
>>338066963
Flatter than a fucking Lightning bolt.
>>338066963
I like flat, but not on Lara Croft.
Don't care, movies based on vidya are almost guaranteed to be garbage.
>>338067723
It's makeup
>>338067601
>attractive lol
>hiding behind a shitton of makeup
yes anon, she sure is attractive and flat, her talent is subjective but her looks are ok at best, she probably looks like a young Kathleen Turner without makeup.
Is that the girl from Two Night Stand?
I fapped with a girl from soc who wws almost 1:1 of that girl and sounded just like her. Jesus Christ I miss that girl.
manface
short hair
>>338066963
where the tits tho?
>>338067876
This, taking something that's good because it's interactive and removing the interaction is never a good idea.
>>338066963
really cute
her hair should be darker though.
>>338067787
>>338067859
>>338066963
Come on guys it's been a few years since Lara Croft stopped having giant tits, you guys should know that
>>338067643
Vikander is probably a better actress than Cohan, but you're completely right about her looking way too delicate. She doesn't have that look that makes you think of rough-and-tumble physicality.
Cohan's got that going on.
>>338067601
>LOLOLOLOL
>LOL
Holy shit.
Get off this board right now you fucking underage faggot.
>>338067264
this
>>338068215
Classic Lara has big tits, reboot Lara has medium tits, but this chick has none.
>>338067910
Idk watch the walking dead, she has no makeup other than fake mud and blood and she looks fine to me
>>338068215
kys
>>338068383
>she has no makeup other than fake mud and blood
Don't be stupid, of course they are.
>>338068631
she does* i was in the frame of mind that they're all wearing makeup, which they do.
>>338068763
They might wear some but it's not as heavy makeup as you're making it out to be
>>338068070
bubblesafterlasiksurgery.jpg
>>338069010
Not me, i'm just saying she is wearing makeup in TWD, because everyone is, all the time. Even when it looks like someone is completely clean faced, they're wearing makeup. Everyone wears makeup on TV, otherwise everyone would look haggard all the time.
>>338066963
Is this serious?
I would never associate this image with Lara Croft.
>Tombraider reboot
Hollywood is scraping the bottom of the barrel these days.
>>338069824
>Guardians of the Galaxy
>Antman
They've been scraping the bottom of that barrel for a while.
>>338066963
god damn its not even close
>>338068215
kys
>>338066963
shitty cosplay thread?
what the fuck is this
>>338068612
>>338068671
Underage niggers!
>>338070063
Yeah but capeshit is still popular among morons for some bizarre reason, while video game movies never got over their reputation of being absolute shit
>>338067601
>Unattractive
yes
>Feminazi
she is jew
>No talent
I'm not sure
>>338071117
It's lots of shit blowing up with flashing lights and loud noises, it's the kind of shit morons like.
You mean laura croft?
>>338071360
>Feminazi
>she is jew
I don't think you know what a feminazi is. I'll give you a hint, they're not actual nazis.
>>338071757
and the fun fact is that she' not even a jew
>>338066963
>"You know that really successful adventure game on Playstation?"
>"Oh ,yeah"
>"Let's base it off that."
>>338072297
>implying Uncharted wasn't Tomb Raider with a dude to begin with
>>338072561
My point is Uncharted is over shadowing Tomb Raider, Tomb Raider strayed so far from it's formula it became a shallow Uncharted clone with tacked on RPG elements.
RotTR was fucking awful.
Uncharted 4 is ironically more of a Tomb Raider game than the reboot.
>>338067264
angelina jolie is fucking ugly dude and always has been. They should've just used camilla ludington though
>>338066963
I'd raid her tomb if you catch my drift
>>338073621
Thats illegal, anon.
>best Lara Croft performance was a striptease
>prove me wrong
>yfw you literally cant
http://www.redtube.com/8242
So is she just Nathan Drake with long hair now?
>>338075937
it's not even that long
>>338075292
Yes.
>>338066963
>tfw it's not Julia Voth
>>338067601
/tv/ please fuck off and go talk about kids feet in your containment board.
>>338067264
Pretty much this
>>338067910
>hiding behind a shitton of makeup
Welcome to every actress ever.
>>338066963
Does anyone seriously think The Walking Dead was good after the first season?
I honestly can't believe they didn't change her race, it seems like standard procedure nowadays
>>338079154
Wait a few years, it will happen. They'll probably change her into a transgender too.
