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>>338063409
Where can I sign it? I wanted to buy Overwatch for waifu gaming, not to kill them.
>get rid of guns
>characters now just make guns with their fingers and yell "bang" when they shoot
>fall over pretending to be dead when shot
I dunno, that sounds kind of fun, actually.
>>338063409
link petition and I'll sign it for fun
>>338063409
Le funny petition xD Epic troll! can i share this at reddit pls?
>>338063409
tell them to just go play splatoon
>BY: LESLIE FATBURGER
lmao this shit aint real nigga
>>338063672
Made me check the name, you faggot.
>>338063409
>people like the ones who signed this petition begin hyperventilating when they see a picture of a gun
>>338063778
Did I make you mad, Leslie?
I can read the name, but you're probably a fat dyke and that's why I changed it.
Fat bitch.
>>338063557
That's hilarious.
>all characters do it
>they are fully in-character and dead serious about it, like they're playing pretend to a 5-year-old
>they do all the sound-effects with their mouths
>>338063409
Do people not see the irony in the petition? It's mocking Blizz for caving and removing the sexy Tracer post because it's problematic.
>be american
>get heart attack by looking at gun
>>338063409
Isn't this the petition that was started as a joke because of the Tracer ass fiasco?
>>338063409
Just fucking play Splatoon.
remove butts and guns so we can finally have world peace and women can vote
>>338063557
Payday 2 replaced most of its gun sounds with the characters yelling "BANG KABOOM KABLAM" for April 1st. It was pretty funny. Especially since I thought it was just Wolf being Wolf.
>>338063557
That sounds fucking hilarious.
>>338063409
>TARGET: Activision-Jewzzard
HOW ARE THEY GETING AWAY WITH THIS?
>>338064000
Yes
>>338063995
Americans love guns the fuck you talking about? You must be thinking of Britcucks.
>>338064037
B-but I can't anon, Japanese roller players g-give me PTSD
>>338064000
Pretty sure /v/ made it
>>338063957
At this point I'm not sure if people are aware of it or if they just saw the pic and started typing.
This place is probably easier to trigger than tumblr, and just like tumblr people here love to jump to conclusions without any fact checking whatsoever so they can get angry at the SJW/the political left/niggers/muslims/casuals/fans of the thing they dont like/etc..
Another victory for GamerGate!
>>338064360
to be fair, SJWs are cancer
I don't even think the characters die though. Whenever they respawn they acknowledge that they lost.
>Tracer: Let's try that again
>Lucio: I hope no one saw that
>>338063557
I want it
>>338063409
>Player asks Blizzard to fix Tracer's "over-sexualized" pose
>Blizzard responds by replacing it with a literal pin-up pose
Based.
Signed :^)
>>338063409
What even was that pose thing about?
>>338063995
I just finished having sex with my gun and I take offense that you say guns are "scary"
>>338063557
I didn't know I wanted this.
>>338063409
I would legit sign this so people stop calling these abominations "waifus"
>>338063557
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEkybsx2kB8
Tales from the Borderlands did exactly that and it was pretty great.
>>338064932
someone said that tracers pose was over sexualized and didn't fit the character. so blizzard changed it.
Still is sexualized but it's now in character
>>338063557
Actually that sounds fucking fun
>>338064668
I think it goes by Monday Night Combat rules when they "die".
>>338064932
someone bitched about a sexualized pose for tracer
blizzard then changed to an actually sexy pose
>>338064932
Literally one player complained on a forum that Tracer's over-the-shoulder victory pose was problematic because it showed off her butt.
Blizzard responded by making her new victory pose based off a cheesecake pin-up and said "There, we made an even sexier pose, but at least you can't see her butt as well."
Some people somehow took this as Blizzard bowing down to the whims of SJWs. I think it was pretty clever of them.
>>338063409
Obviously a false flag but still pretty funny.
>>338064458
FUCK OFF ESTONIA
>>338065332
i can still see her butt
>>338065332
You could say that it was pretty cheeky.
>>338064458
>getting millions of betas and fat angry chicks to worship piccolo dick
Estonia is the greatest thing 4chan ever produced.
>>338065332
Ah well.. i mean it's not like her fucking pants are designed so that she'll show off her butt in any pose, right? To be fair, the new one is not that focused on her butt alone.
>>338065332
Same thing with Zarya. People complained there wasn't enough bodily diversity among the women, so they made a beefy man-with-tits characterbut made her a right wing Russian nationalist with a grudge against the poor oppressed robots
>>338065547
Tracer has no butt
>>338063557
POW! HAHAHA!
>>338063995
But us burgers love our guns. I finally got mine after waiting like 3 months on the damn permit
>>338066069
>Tracer has no butt
>>338063409
This can't be real.
>>338066394
No she doesn't and I'm not sure whatg make you think you have a point by posting fan art
>>338063557
Someone should make this a petition instead. Have a mode where the guns are replaced with this
>>338066394
>posting fan art to support your argument
>>338066502
It's not. It was literally made as a joke by /v/ as a rection to the removal of trader's butt-pose.
>>338063557
that sounds fucking funny
>>338066851
>hang tight pizza
>>338063557
Add in the option to give your character a straight death or an over the top theatrical one in place of taunts and I'm all for it.
>>338066851
I'm mildly upset that this pizza isn't Hawaiian.
>>338063995
>Be British
>weekly checks for assault spoons and forks over 4 inches.
Put more guns in Overwatch to trigger retards to death. Oh, and how about CCW reciprocity across the entirety of the USA.
>>338069807
Where do all these fucking idiots like you keep coming from
>>338063557
This sounds like a perfect idea for a South Park FPS
>>338066550
>>338066851
>posting fan art to support your argument
I posted that Tracer fan art, and i honestly don't understand how a pizza floating on water proves that i am wrong..
>>338063557
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0VOM7e5Hug
13,107 people need to be savagely beaten
>>338069807
>Heh, nothing personnel, kid
>>338070049
>>338063557
Nah. That would still trigger too many people.
>>338063409
Thank you original poster, I and my wife's son will gladly sign this petition after I pick him up from school.
>>338063995
You are not wrong though.
I can't even tell anymore if this is some genuine feminazi cunt complaining about guns & sexuality or if /v/aka "gamergate"made it ironically
>>338070641
I feel myself like him right now.
I did nothing wrong.
>>338063557
Just imagine Reaper's reload animation
>>338063409
they can just go play splatoon
>>338065901
What i noticed was when they unveiled her at blizzcon, the presenter was talking earlier about McCree and how his gun works (accuraccy vs burst) but when he came to Zarya he gushed about womyn and body types while the crowd went wild.
The whole "body diversity" reeks of evil marketing rather than what the designer probably intended, an imitation of Mother Russia.
>>338072678
This
They even have a console that is made for family and kids in mind.
>>338063557
heh
>>338064000
Wait what? Fill me in, I didn't hear about that.
>>338063557
Thanks for idea.
t. blizzard marketer
