Let's have a funny/goofy Dark Souls thread.
>>338032320
This got me pretty good.
>>338032316
what am I looking at here?
>use fading soul
>1 soul short of talking to my waifu and touching the darkness within her to level
>>338032491
Dancer of the Boreal Valley. She's a hard boss.
>>338032316
What the actual fuck
>>338032605
>pressing roll one more time than you need to
>>338032247
I really shouldn't be relating to this as much as I am now.Literally finished 1st playthrough of DS1 yesterday at 5:30am. Spent half an hour cheesing Hellkite asshole in NG+ today after I found a method of my own. The gud was gotten.
>>338033138
What was the method, if you don't mind sharing your secret?
>>338032946
>That twitch
>That "host" that gestures afterwards
I also like how he just throws the drink while getting turned around
>>338033138
You don't need to cheese it, you know, there's no reward.
Now buy/pirate 2 or 3.
>>338032946
Is the gif too small to see or are they like 15?
Why did they have to remove this gesture?
>>338032229
I lost my shit at this so much
https://youtu.be/Wz5vnejEieA
>>338033215
Cheesing with the BK halberd. Already had it at +5 from farming twinkling titanites from crabs at 1st playthrough so dual-wielding it and hitting it once will do 400+ dmg on hit. Go up the bridge from stairs, run to the other side to avoid flame, wait there until it comes down and time your swing so it hits just as it comes down, run back to the stairs fast and wait for it to go back up, rinse and repeat. Some wiki probably has this method but I don't care, found it myself becauseI was an idiot who didn't open up the shortcut after beating it in the 1st playthrough. I really wanted that covenant.
>>338033285
See above as to why I wanted to do it. Dunno about 2, really off-putting from what I'm reading and 3 will probably kill my GPU650ti 1GB
>>338032229
>Let's have a funny/goofy Dark Souls thread.
>Puts a Demon's Sols image in the OP
BRAVO
R
A
V
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remember that time you dodge rolled through pottery and boxes and they all broke haha good times man
should've been in the swamp
>>338033709
2 is better than nothing but definitely not as good as any of the others including the console exclusives.
>>338033885
Uh oh. Here comes the fun police.
>>338033569
probably because in this day and age people get mad/triggered over the slightest things
thats probably why they removed it
>>338033709
My GPU is worse and runs 30 fps with occasional stutters.
Try pirating it just to check. Your best chance of a working online.
>>338033569
This gif gets me every time.
>>338032520
What the fuck was that ant's problem?
>>338033709
Pretty sure you should be able to run DS3 in low settings with that GPU. Might run like shit tho
more funny shit guys
Anybody have the laughing sluts or easy modo dark souls edits?
In the name of all that's holy somebody post that one Kos gif.
>>338034297
>>338034451
Would the online die out in say, 4-5 months time? Definitely upgrading to a new GPU by then for other games too, waiting for the new nvidia lineup.
>>338033097
wouldn't this work better with "a screaming corpse"
>>338034784
People are still playing DS1 online so I doubt it
I think people are even still playing DeS so I wouldn't worry about a dead game, especially not DS3 which should still get 2 DLC.
These two always get me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFWcZn6d5-Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gclz8AMvCQg
>>338034903
The DeS servers were pulled yesterday m8
>>338034784
Die out? Nah, we'll have the DLC then and you will still manage to find online.
But now is your chance to see a souls game online during release period.
Red eye orb or soapstone results in almost instant summons. You sometimes can't take off the aldrich auto summon covenant because it's so fast.
Some of them are bugged, but for the ones who aren't you'll have a great time.
>>338033709
A friend of mine has the exact same GPU and he runs it at an acceptable framerate
If you play at 720p it will be smooth
heh.
>>338034442
Look at the color of the spider and the leaf it's on, ant didn't realize what he was looking at
>>338034784
just play it on low, senpai
it's not like it's an amazing-looking game
>>338034903
Figured as much, got lag back-stabbed OHKO by the same fag twice during my 1st playthrough. I don't like the pvp at all honestly, don't wanna fight against people in this battle system at all.
>DLC
Fucking hell now I remember. Still haven't found none of the dlc content. Is it just really well hidden?
>>338035249
>Still haven't found none of the dlc content. Is it just really well hidden?
Oh boy
>>338035249
Yeah.Kill darkroot hydra, restart area, go to cave at the end of the lake, kill golden golem and talk to the NPC.
Go to duke's archives, there should be a new golem by the entrace, kill it, return to darkroot with the new item.
>>338033709
>650ti 1GB
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVaGjsvPiCM
>>338035438Pretty sure the golem in the archives spawns even if you don't do the earlier stuff.
>>338035249
Since you're on your second playthrough, you might as well just use a guide to find all those fuckhuge hidden areas you almost definitely missed
>>338035249
With no knowledge of it you'd just have to comb back through every area of the game looking for something new to find it, or stumble on it by accident.
>>338035249
You probably won't find the dlc area unless you look it up. As for lag you will always come across it occasionally but it usually means the person on the other side is dealing with the same thing so use that to your advantage.
>>338035016
That hacker one actually made me lose it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmHwrXOD2WE
>>338033652
fucking kek
>>338035438
>Kill darkroot hydra, restart area
Oh for fucks sake. THATS WHY I WASNT FINDING SHIT AFTER BEATING THAT FUCKER? I literally scanned the entire area and nothing. I just had to homeward bone and come back? Now that's just bullshit.
>>338035590
>>338035724
>>338035734
There's exploring and then there's plain autism. Goddamn.
>>338035445
I mean yeah, looks acceptable but I've been through the "just acceptable" stage of PC gaming for about 4-5 years now. I wanna play some games smoothly in my monitors native res for once.
>>338036036
The faster way should be to just quit to main menu and load the save, unless my memory is wrong on that.
>>338035034
>mfw the first time they were supposed to shut down
Still not done playing Old Monk bossas Yurt
>>338032320
Kek
>>338036036
The DLC is actually the easiest hidden area to find, if you can believe it.
There are 3 (kinda 4) optional zones you DEFINITELY didn't find.
>>338036245
*splats baby*
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>338036172
lost my face
>>338036342
Asylum isn't that hard, there's only three.
>lake
>hollow
>painted
>>338033967
dude, I invaded that guy yesterday too
he was wearing fallen knight armor, right?
>>338036581
I hate illusory walls. Makes me hit every wall I find like an idiot just in case there's something hidden behind it.
>>338036581
>Asylum isn't that hard
What sane human would ever be able to figure it out? You'd have to be either a cheater or a madman to do it.
>>338036865
Crestfallen tells you how to do it.
After you activated the Undead Parish to Firelink Shrine elevator shortcut
"You again?
There's nothing to speak about, really.
Oh, actually… Something strange did happen.
That crow flew off with somebody in its clutches. I think it was a man curled up in a ball.
Stranger things have happened, right?
No, maybe not…"
>>338033029
Was it you who rang the bell of awakening?
>>338036865
A combination of
>cliff in elevator where you can drop down
>pathway you can see from there
>crow can be seen from bonfire/frampt's room
Painted is suspicious as fuck, you know there's something, you just don't know what or how. Other two are hard unless you pay attention to textures, I didn't and had to be spoiled.
>>338037331
I found Great Hollow by accident because I was attacking every chest I saw with my zweihander, anticipating a mimic or trap or something.
It also paid off when I got to Sen's Fortress and it actually WAS a mimic.
>>338036865
I found it alone I found the Asylum key in the roof near firelink.
Then if you talk to Crestfallen he tells you that the crown left with something from his nest or that was curled in a ball or something.
After looking at where the crow is I found the next that prompted the curl like a ball dialogue.I will never feel so amazed like I did back then.I also found painted world by accident since I already had done the Asylum and found the doll, but on the next playtrough I could not for the life of me go to painted world again because I didn't knew I had to have the doll.
>>338037535you can see their teeth if you look closely
>>338035249
>haven't found none of...
>>338038279
>>338036039
What the hell am I laughing at here?
>>338038512
Onion knights pelvic thrusting a guy to death.
>>338032605
Even the timing is right.
>>338036847
Onlt one of these is accessed through illusory walls though
>>338038770
3 of those are probably mine.
Fuck those guys who are invincible until you destroy their armor
>>338032229
5 determines my low level cosplay invader
Cosplay and gimmick builds are the only thing that keep me going in these games. Hurry up DLC
>>338035734
>>338036036
There needs to be one of these for when you exit darkened Firelink.
>>338033029
>not saving file as Kingseeker Frampt.Jpeg
>>338039340
>>338039236
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5B3eHgB60No
>>338032247
I relate to this image so hard. I've stayed up until 4am playing DaS before. Last time I did it, it paid off big time becauseI fought Peeve three times and won twice. I lost all belief that "professional" DaS streamers are "good" as opposed to their opponents panicking and getting scared by the star power. Like, he was good but I've fought plenty of better people.
>>338039608
Shitty firebomb effects obscure what actually happened. He clock himself in the nuts or something?
>>338039652
How is this movie?
>>338039813
Peeve can't do shit against 2 handed curved gswords and other stuff that can't be parried. I beat him in Dark Souls 1 with just Demons Spear pokes.
>>338039978
It's quite good if you enjoy deadpan Wes Anderson humor.
>>338038982
Their armors remain destroyed even if you die, so suicide rush to destroy them is a good idea.
>>338035869
i think i need a source on this
>>338040325
Yeah, i know that.
I remember that room filled to the brim with them, i switched to the dagger and when then i BARELY managed to get them.
No kidding, at least 2 of the rolls i did to evade their attacks were frame perfect.
>>338040396
kek
>>338037608
>>338036865
>>338037331
>>338037131
I found the asylum without the crestfallen knight's advice. I just found the nest, saw the option to crawl, and figured if the game had already taken design elements from retro games like breakable walls, it would also have a secret area that required you to do something weird for a long period of time. Pic very related.
>>338040547
If you are dodgy enough, you can always bait them to fall into the pits. It does take its sweet time tho.
>>338040062
Me, it was the Lifehunt Scythe 2H running R1. It can be parried, sure, but the hitbox is so big and not all of it can be parried. If you hit parryspammers with the tip of it, they'll fall for it and try to parry, every time.
>>338033652
gonna have to try this out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xd7CmLfBP48
>>338036036
I recommend you buy a new GPU, its not fun to play this game sub 60fps since the battle system is fast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5T198rMCG18
>>338040843
>that oroboro and peeve ng+7 perma gravelorded aggression mod run
I can still hear the bones rattling
>>338041583
link?
>>338040852
Fucking filename
>>338040852
>Scroll of Icarian Flight
>>338041746
>the calm one
gets me every time
>>338038770
>supermeatboy.webm
>>338032320
whenever I see something about WWE, i always see something about goofy people doing goofy shit, like the stormtrooper, hulk holgan, and john cena
i really wanan get into WWE because of this but i feel like i missed a lot
>>338041659
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdGdhuf5184
>>338041947
Thanks
>>338041583
After playing DS1 so many times, and with the online so dead, perma gravelord runs sounds like fun. I should give it a shot once i 100% ds3I used cheat engine to get the covenant item drops with a 100% guaranteed item drop cheat, and still vertebra shackles were rare drops.
>>338032320
>>338041947
New Oro and Peeve never.
>>338041779
Goddamit, Ludwig was such an awesome boss fight. The music, the room filled with blood, the complete movement change after half of his health is gone. It's by far my favorite considering all Souls games and BB. I hope DS3's DLCs have fights like those.
>>338042073
Why the fuck would you use a cheat engine to farm the items? Might as well just use the Steam Achievement thingy to get the Achievement for free.
https://youtu.be/r4O6ttzNxBg
>>338042236
I wanted to try the bloodlust katanaand it was shit, so was the man-grub staff. Im going to delete that character just in case From goes apeshit on me.
>>338040845
CUTE
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>>338041947
GOD TIER SOULS PLAYTHROUGHS
>Edwad Emberpants
>Oro and Peeve
>Joseph Anderson's Analysis
BORING SOULS PLAYTHROUGHS
>anything else
Anyone got the Son of Asgard hacker in webm form?
>>338042676
>>338042564
Oro is a cunt though.
>>338042950
I like his style. In all videos of him on youtube you only see him unleashing hell on people who attack him first.
Out of ideas for your next playthrough?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mpPmkaDY8M
Why can't I get summoned for darkmoon?
is it because i have so many +9's and +10's?
I'm level 90-100ish with 2 or 3 +10's and like five +9's and i've never ever been summoned for darkmoon.
>>338042950
Thanks bro.
Cocaine
>>338043087
This shit doesnt apply to DS at all
Before you complain, the cat is Chase no Face, and he is in no pain. He was hit by a car as a kitten, and requires medicated eye drops. He works as a therapy cat, and loves belly rubs.
True story
>>338043087
only one
>>338042950
>i have to go now, my planet needs me
>>338043116
Artoria the loser.
>>338043265
> He works as a therapy cat with that face.
Wait, what?
>>338043430
>"Cheer up, at least you're not as fucked up as this cat."
>>338043265
>therapy cat
yeah more like free ptsd the cat
>>338043265
jesus man, just put the poor fucker down
>>338043286
I skipped DaS2 completely and never followed any of its discussion but every time I see something about it it's just so strange.
Everything that apparently happened in that game is disregarded in 3 except for some random enemy humans or phantoms that fight you with armor sets from it, all the animations I see in videos of it look so strange and yet seeing PvP videos of it seem fun.
>>338043116
god artorias fucking sucks
>>338043087
yes, I am. I've tried Str, Dex, Faith, Int and Luck builds.
I dont know what the fuck to do, mayn!
>>338039652
>>338043675
a level 1 run, duh
With the exception of soul memory, PvP in DaS 2 was superior to the current state of DaS 3 PvP
>>338043810
nah, it was a clunky mess
>>338043810
Meant for
>>338043649
>>338043731
>>338042342
That made my decade
>>338043675
It's supposed to be a roll to choose your next playthrough.
>>338043196
>>338043321
>Herald
dam sun
Does anyone have the demon's souls pack full of /v/ comics, artwork, music, etc? I think it was called "everything demon's and dark souls". My drive died that had all of my 4chan stuff on it.
>>338043868
Like every Souls game?
>>338043784
already did that.
I don't know, Ds3 just feel so much shorter and less devoid of shit to do than Ds and sS2
>>338043770
>Tachyon Gun
The same one that made the grindscape comics?
>>338043975
Somehow way way clunkier. Don't ask me how they did it, b-team magic i guess.
>>338043921
>>338043959
http://imgur.com/a/XhBxC there you go senpai. THE GOOD DAYS
>>338042564
Put Oney up there
>>338043649
because the PvP was fun.
anything was legit, and powerstancing was king.
dual whips? check
bone fist? agogo.
double chicken drummy power? $29.95 with free delivery.
shit, go bare fists with the champions' ring, do what you want.
pyromancies and dark were pretty legit, too. good glass cannon pyro fun with the dark flame and maximum hollowing.
>>338043286
Call on meeeee~
>>338032867
I said no then I accidentally killed her. Did I dun goof?
>>338044109
OMG thank you been looking for a while. God damn those were the days.
I miss the SANIC exploit with the binoculars in DS2
>>338039542
how much fucking vit do you need to use smoughs armour plus hammer
>>338044513
>using vit
>>338041779
That... That have a cont?
![(G_P) Berserk 05 (1080p, 10-bit)(69CF8DFF).mkv_snapshot_04.59_[2015.05.30_20.38.23].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rOoYqAy.jpg "(G_P) Berserk 05 (1080p, 10-bit)(69CF8DFF).mkv_snapshot_04.59_[2015.05.30_20.38.23].jpg")
>>338044602
It's Berserk you pleb.
>>338042189
>Peeve
>>338035084
my favorite
>>338044513
I just used a character planner.
With havel's +2 and ring of favor +3 and no other rings: 61 VIT
>>338040852
HOLY SHIT FILENAME
>>338044389
>>338044661
>They got off the boat
>>338032320
Fucking Kek
seriously though, i can never get into a situation, every time i invade they have a goddamn helper and they always jump me
>>338044734
Christ does that mean 3ng+ I'm on 50 vit now and 35 str and havent upgraded hp or end yet. I wish poise actually existed to make this shit worth it
>>338039175
out skilled
>>338038279
>day one edition
Why did this make me so mad?
>>338033097
That's not how that works
Aldrich was a maneater that eventually turned into sludge
Pontiff was the one who gave Aldrich Gwyndalynn to become "God Eater"
>>338044220
>tfw dual broken swords was a legit, viable build.
Dark souls 2 did a fuckton of thing wrong, but variety was not one of them.
>>338044890
>censoring the sword
>>338044964
Because it's bullshit
>>338044693
Is this real? My god what a gay.
>>338044760
Fuck yeah stake driver. Nothing like R1 spamming some faggot in the frontier to death and getting hate mail for it.
>>338044997
I've censored nothing, whatever the sauce is you can blame them.
>>338035208
Bloodborne is exclusive to a console full of Weebs though
>>338044997
the tip is just too lewd
>>338045084
that's what I'm talking about, the tv that was showing this footage apparently censored the fucking sword
>>338044890
>bloody crow of cainhurst.jpg
>>338044890
>trying to cast hidden weapon without enough INT
ISHYGDDT
>>338042950
i wish there was more vids desu but i like how he just went around like he did
>>338043087
lknsdofnwe
![hidden_weapon1[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/vY319JI.png "hidden_weapon1[1].png")
>>338044997
Hidden weapon, bruh.
>>338044389
That's Bloodborne isn't it? Goddamn why can't DS have that cool lightning effect on weapons?
>>338035084
I don't get this one. Aren't you supposed to kill the Host as a mad phantom?
>>338045527
Well, you don't HAVE to.
>>338043770
>Trusting patches
kek
>>338044693
And now he has 3000+ viewers
What did you achieve these last 4 years?
>>338045212
Kind of looks like they've speared a dildo on it
>>338032316
What's the story, or is it just niggers?
>>338044997
They censored the blood on the sword
>>338045716
I got along-distance relationship
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENOVoYevemk
>>338045527
you can get the reward for killing phantoms as well
>>338039813
I camp in undead burg when i play das cosplaying a black knight or artorias, that guy is a massive faggot, he lagswitch and use that purple wotg thing.
>>338044693
He does seem a little extra nice nowadays. Sus? you decide
>>338044693
he's mellowed out but he's still a bit of a dick
i remember arguing with him on the shitty wikidot chatango chatbox about claymores in dks 1
imagine my surprise when his stream showed up like 5 years later
at least he's not a fight club faggot and actually invades
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6htNDUagfTo
>>338032316
Would be funnier if it said Vordt
>>338045818
someone going into a public place to do something stupid with their friend recording them, so they can get youtube views
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPRCKdJKMsI
>>338044238
I think many people answered no, me included. That's the joke, her question is constructed in such a way that you can't be sure what the fuck she wants.
>>338045946
Can't hear audio because work.
What's so special about that?
>>338033569
Because it hurts carebears' feelings. And carebears make up the majority of Dark Souls audience now.
>>338046290
So niggers
>>338045979
>>338045613
I've honestly never tried attacking a dark spirit
So that's why they're a wild card, huh? I don't get why everyone is so shocked in the comic though.
>>338032247
Fucking Ornstein and Smough in a nutshell.
>>338046389
yeah, it's easier to kill the host though, you only get a reward for killing all of the other phantoms (max of 3 though), so everyone is just gonna go for the host anyway especially if there's invaders around
>>338033569
They should have added the no way! gesture. That was one of the best ones, too.
>>338046389
The joke isn't very solid
I guess it makes sense if the host summoned him
>>338044109
Do you have the one of just Darksouls?
>>338046349
The background music synched perfectly with her running through the dragon's legs and the run following thatalso she screams because xd
