>you will never have a qt, funny gamerwife like Elyse
Why live?
>>337962151
Literally who?
>tfw only want to play video games and crack some jokes with a qt
>still impossible in 2016
>>337962243
I think that is for the better, wouldn't you think?
>>337962151
Learn about steroids from james an youll be good fagget
Hi Lawrence
Shes an unfunny bitch. I skipped over any content she was in when she was at gametrailers. Good thing shes not with Easy Allies.
>>337963065
She's great on funhaus.
>>337962151
>get GAMEGURL xD
>she doesn't do the laundry
>you have to do the dishes yourself
>you have to cook yourself
>she doesn't have an income because she spends her days gaming
>she doesn't tend the garden
>she's not interested in sex because she has massive headaches from gaming
Yeah, sounds like a dream to me.
>>337962151
I am not funny, why should my wife be funny?
>>337962151
She was much cuter on GT. I hate that she went to funhaus, but at least she works with her husband.
Easy allies should gether her back
I miss Joel so much... I've stopped watching OpenHaus and YourComments. They just aren't the same without Bruce and Joel banter.
>tfw Adam and Bruce will never be my parents
She is one of few women in the world I would call funny.
I think it's because a large part of humor is self deprecation and most women somehow don't dare to act silly or in any way, shape or form imply they are worth less than they actually are.
And if they do its mostly "LOL, MUH VAGINA".
>>337964120
Cute as a button.
>>337963489
>implying GAMEGURLs actually play video games
They're worst than /v/
Elyse pls marry me!
James doesn't look like a real person
>>337962151
I almost got married. We used to play a lot of civ and aoe together
>>337965337
Hes a talking toilet
>>337965337
He's too perfect to be real
>>337962151
And share my games? Hah! Sounds like someone has never been in a relationship before.
She should be with Ian
He is really falling apart without her
>>337962151
because she's probably an insufferable bitch off camera like the other 99% of women
>>337967538
You sure don't sound like sunshine and rainbows either anon.
>>337967538
this fucking board
never change, /v/
>>337962151
my girlfriend is pretty cute and plays smash bros with me and doesn't care about how much vidya i play
I've got reasons to live.
>>337967538
>This is what I read on the internet about woman
>Th 1% is my mom
>>337963489
The reality is they'd probably be playing LoL, or they'd be insufferable memers. Every girl I've been with that played vidya played normie shit or MMOs, yet the girls that didn't play much vidya loved to just watch me play, or play some old stuff they liked when they were younger.
>>337968169
stop flaunting your happiness
>>337968169
I'm happy for you anon, be sure to make her happy.
>>337962151
Elyse is nice but funhaus is too normie for me
She was great on GT tho
