>youll never call Widowmaker "moi petit mrytile"
>>337926268
Only Tracer calls her that
>another overwatch thread
It's like I'm in grade school
>"B-B-BLEU BEWWIE?
>>337926268
>tfw gamespot called her "the russian sniper"
Never played Overwatch and probably won't, but I'm in love with Widowmaker.
my WHAT
>>337926268
Never try to speak french again.
THREAD PREDICTIONS
>something to do with tf2 (negative)
>battleborn
>waifufaga
>"paying $60"
>"consfolefag"
>moba
>>337926692
>"another overwatch thread"
>bumps thread with post
when the fuck did /v/ become /overwatch/
why are there like 5 overwatch threads at any moment about the same inane shit?
>>337926268
>moi petit mrytile
qu'a-t-il voulu dire par ça?
>>337927271
You must be new, welcome to whenever a new hyped game comes out or is getting close to come out.
>>337927294
que google trad c'est de la merde ?
This game reminds me of a bad version of Team Fortress 2. I'd rather play Battleborn to be honest familia. All this game has going for it are its gurrrls, but I'm not a waifufag (like the rest of you fucks) so I don't give a shit. I'm not paying $60 for this console first person assfaggot.
>>337927271
Lurk moar
>>337926692
>>337927271
>I wasn't here for DS3 release
>>337927410
Oh fuck, this is some high tier bait, saying all the triggers in one paragraph, I hope you get a lot of (you)'s anon.
>>337926268
>"moi petit mrytile"
Did you possibly mean "Mon petite myrtille"?
For those that don't speak french it is literally translated to "My little blueberry".
>>337926268
Why would you call her pee tits murtle
Post the porn already
>>337927824
Ma petite myrtille.
>>337926268
A lot of people giving OP shit for terrible french but his quotes translate to "Me smal Buleber" which sounds exactly like something tracer would say.
MOI LITTEL BLEU BEWWIE HON HON BAGUETTE CROISSANT I AM LE FRENCH I SURRENDER
>>337927824
i took french for 4 years in highschool. every last class the teacher had us write a page in French about what grade we think we deserve and why.
i wrote in half french half english and told the teacher not to pass me because i was hardly learning, even though i really wanted to.
she still passed me. i literally only know how to say "My name is ___" , "yes" and "blueberry"
>>337927824
>mon
try again murricunt
>>337928025
cool, where can i subscribe?
>>337927921
>>337928038
I got the right word, your stupid backwards conjugating can go fuck itself.
This is why no one likes you.
>>337928153
hey no need to get angry, french is a stupid difficult language everyone knows that
>>337928132
>people still post cool story bro in 2016
hon hon you little faguette.
>>337928153
pourtant ta mère semble apprécier ma bite.
>>337928305
ok but where's your blog? im very interested in hearing more about your life
Who is the best girl?
>>337928025
How retarded are you? 4 years and that's all you managed?
>>337928394
/u/rgay
:^}
>>337928417Bastion
>>337926971
Chill, man. It's just a name dude. How am I supposed to remember a couple of names from a video game, I have a life you know. I can't remember every name of every character in every videogame I'm paid to feign interest in.
>>337928417
reinhard is my bae
>>337928329
My mom called and said your cock was so small she couldn't tell when you surrendered.
Non-vidya shitposting. Sage, report and hide.
moi petite sacre bleu berrie let me put moi baguette in your le croissant silver plate?
>>337927824
Ma petite myrtille in fact
>>337928417
Gee Mei, how come you get to take up two boxes?
>>337928593
>Still no spoof SFM porn of Bastion and Zenyatta plugging USB's into eachother
Why live.
>>337927478
>it's okay if blizzard shills it
>tfw no asian gf
>>337928794
>Conjugate based on my gender
>Conjugate based on an arbitrarily assigned gender of a genderless object
Pick one. Protip: There is only one correct choice.
>>337928653
at least call her French, she's not russian you ugly cunt
>>337928778
>silver plate
you mean s'il vous plait?
Ma is feminine, you don't want mon and moi is more of a singular referative to the self instead of to the things belonging to the self.
But i'm functionally retarded so feel free to ignore me on that.
>>337926268
why are people so obsessed with the women in this game?
>>337926971
it's like all the shit with the french/russian salad all over again
>french assign genders to innanimate objects
and here we thought tumblr and SJWs were the enemy
>>337928417
I didn't expect that
>>337928417
m-mods?
I'm pretty sure its not based on the gender of the object but on the gender of the person or thing in a connotative manner, right?
Ma petit fille or mon petit garcon?
>>337928417
Pharah
>>337928417
Mercy
>>337929086
No you uncultured swine. "Silver plate" is used in place of "S'il vous plait" as a common joke among English speaking people, especially those that live near French speaking people. It is a jab at French culture for being so senselessly decadent and useless, like a silver plate.
>>337928153
>conjugating
Tire-toi une balle, mec.
>>337927371
You must be new, this shit is way worse.
>>337929454
The object is what defines the gender for conjugation but your example still works. There is also no good reason the genders are assigned like they are. Even the best system for remembering them has many exceptions. Anyone who says otherwise has never tried to learn them.
>>337929859
is it really cuz i just said silver plait because it just sounds like silvout plait i didnt even know other people did that
>>337930067
>what is DaS1
>what is DaS1 again pc release
>what is GTA V
>what is undertale
>what is MGSV
Nope
>>337930194
It is very much a thing.
>>337926268
>moi petit mrytile
triggeré
>tfw preordered
>24Th of may i have to get two wisdom teeth removal
she looks like a blueberry.
>you will never embarass her by calling her your little blueberry.
>>337927371
Overwatch is not the most popular game of all time on /v/, because the amount of posts point to it
>but but muh MGSV 5 and DS3
Both had an incredibly large fanbase in /v/ or years and isn't a low-skill ceiling 20 tick rate waifu-baiting shovelware game made by fucking Blizzard
>>337929002
Where did you get this larger version? The only version I saw was much smaller and lower resolution.
>>337930038
Listen frenchman, suicide isn't the only option available. I know your most famous leader went that route but everyone thinks it is the cowards way out, plus Hitler wasn't really a good guy.
>>337930517
>Talking like that to the owners of the moon
Watch your tone, kid
How to you say "I'm cumming" or "my little pet" in french?
Why is the whole world so tsundere about France?
At least on the internet.
Je veux ENCULER Widowmakeur.
>>337926268
>Rezing Widowmaker as Mercy has her call out the name of her dead husband she killed.
Damn
>>337930828
Je suis Cumming, mon petit animal de compagnie.
>>337930828
"je jouis"
"mon petit animal (wtf)"
>>337930451
>you will never take widowmaker out to a fancy restaurant
>you will never listen to her be bored with the date
>you will never order champaigne for her
>you will never see her slowly become tipsy
>you will never see her face become dark purple from all the drinking
>she will never smile at you and ask you to call her your "little blueberry" in french while drunkardly leaning forward on the table, wine glass in hand
just end it
>>337930903
Because we are way more tsundere
>>337930482
Remove the waifu baiting and you get something like tf2 in that description.
/v/ LOVES tf2, had tf3 came out the reaction would've even been better. But since fans of the certain type are kinda deprived it's no wonder this game hit off well here.
>but but muh MGSV 5 and DS3
Pls anon, those are hardly the only games to explode in popularity.
lord knows /v/ wouldn't shut up about undertale for weeks, and this is only 2015.
>>337930903
Because they're a very sexy people but THEY DON'T FUCKING DRAW ANYTHING FUCKING FROGS HOLY SHIT HOW CAN THE COUNTRY THAT CREATED WAKFU DRAW SO LITTLE PORN
Why is she so smug?
>>337931120
we're busy doingt it
>>337931120
>CREATED WAKFU
jap ripoff
>>337931149
Because we all think she's a virgin
>>337930952
wtf I hate Widowmaker now
>>337931149
She's French
>>337930067
>he doesnt remember "The Tali /v/as Normandy Appreciation Station"
>>337931120
Growing up in France was pretty cool, even children/teen comics had tits.
>>337930952
Ah shit man that's pretty sad
>>337931227
Everything is a ripoff if you want to go that way, faquette
>>337928417
>mai so fat that shes taking double space
>>337931235
no one thinks that
she was married, got kidnapped, raped and brainwashed
went back home, fucked her husband and killed him after he fell asleep
>>337931110
Quiet brainless shill, comparing a game with zero fanbase from a new IP to beloved franchises
Undertale would have 1 or 2 big threads at most, when OW completely fills the catalogue
But please argue again that a fanbase-less game that isn't even out yet has the highest amount of threads ever in a forum where Blizz has been vehemently hated for years
A game designed for casual fans of other blizzard games, which don't post here
Moron, or shill
>>337930828
>I'm cumming
Jouir. The rest of the wording is up to usage like : "J'vais jouir" is "I'm about to cum"
"Je Jouis" Means I'm cumming.
There are many colloquial ways of saying it including "Venir" which literally means come. It can be conjugated normally and used to mean cum.
worst pick
A day in the life of a shitposter:
-open a thread about a video game or other subject they don't care for
-spew buzzwords, call the game shit, insult other anons
-get replies
-leave thread
-find another thread to pollute
>>337931632
>ulting as Pharah when the enemy team has snipers and you don't know where they are
>>337931120
we're too busy watching american porn and lewd chinese cartoons
![old[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GWyv7rx.jpg "old[1].jpg")
>>337931506
>Undertale would have 1 or 2 big threads at most
>Quiet brainless shill, comparing a game with zero fanbase from a new IP to beloved franchises
>
But please argue again that a fanbase-less game that isn't even out yet has the highest amount of threads ever in a forum where Blizz has been vehemently hated for years
Better take your medicine soon grandpa, your memory going bad again, no for the last time the mafia isn't going to kill you in your sleep, go to bed.
>>337931259
>>337931406
Ya it was pretty sad when I heard it, like how Blizzard added all kinds of hidden lines like that.
>>337931913
Fuck off shill
>>337930952
That's kinda sad, fuck
>>337931087
senpai...
![481[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/L6DE0OZ.jpg "481[1].jpg")
>>337932101
>Yelling at clouds intensifies
Why is it always awful games for children that get people to redraw reaction pics with their characters? Tf2, lol, dota2, overwatch, etc?
>>337930828
Also for "little pet" if you mean like a pet name it would be "Mon petite chou" which is my little cabbage. It is a cute pet name. If you literally want to say "pet" I can't help you except to say there is no direct translation for that word in a dom/sub situation, it will have its own word that I don't know.
>>337932549
what are some mature games for adults like you then?
>>337926268
Vapenation mei xD
>>337930962
>>337931031
>>337931549
>>337932596
Thanks for the help.
Have a cute girl.
>>337934114
>>337926268
Je creve d'envie de jouer ton jeu video. Citroen
I'm the guy throwing out poor ibterpretations of French in the thread.
Any tips on learning it? My greatest failing always was the accentation of letters in spelling, followed by the differentiation in masculine, feminine and unisex verbage and phrasing. I highy doubt I could ever construct a decent sentence due to my severe idiosee but i'd like to try. English maes learning other languages so awkward when you've set yourself within it's loosely rigid and rigidly loose rules.
>>337928417
That escalated quickly.
>>337935551deviens bon
>>337935551
Use fucking google
lang-8.com for writing practice
www.lepointdufle.net for excercises when you already know basics
www.fluentu.com/french/blog/ for interesting tidbits
