DSP TRIEEEES IT
ABSOLUTE MADMAN!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-X56kBPBbW4
KAY OH GAYMING
>>337909858
>you can record yourself eating pizza without any basis for your "review" and get paid for it
Fuck this world
>>337909858
How did this man get 180,000 subs?
Is he basically streaming's CWC?
>>337910659
180k subs
And seeing how that translates into views, most of them forgot who the fuck he is
>>337910865
How did he even get them in the first place though? Shilling on /v/? Who here even has a Youtube account?
>>337910418
How low does one have to get to be paid to eat foos on camera. Where did his life go wrong
>>337911020
There was a time period on YT when the angry gamer facade was hip. DSP brought up the biggest angry dipshit in him and it attracted muhviews
Now that exaggaration stuck with him. He's literally what spoony proved to be
>>337911045
>>337910418
It does come at a price though
>>337911020
> who here even has a YouTube account
Everyone who has gmail, dummy.
Just a reminder that this fuck is still alive.
>>337909858
>that 3rd strike video
>he actually plays it well
As shit as Phil is, the people grasping for views with videos of his fuck ups are way more pathetic. They spends their time on shit they supposedly hate.
I can't think of any that are as entertaining as the MLS video.
>>337914816
Amusingly enough, he was actually better at Nioh than the vast majority of /v/.And then he ruined it all by jacking off on camera before doing his second stream of it.
I COULD NOT ROLL
OH FUCK I ROLLED
THAT'S SO CHEAP
I like it how nu /v/ gets off on souls scholars while honest to God video about food product gets their ire.
Maybe he should have prefaced the video by talking about eldritch constellation spelled out in yellow ooze in the box, clamoring for the bite? How the Pizza Hut designer must be a sorcerer forever damned to roam the parking lot waiting for the fresh batch of yowling cows.
KAHNTENT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYvGTZy6s20
>violently mashes buttons
>gets hit
I don't even know why I'm getting hit. I'm doing block strings and I still get hit. I don't understand.
>>337914407
>remember when he had 5k per month
>that plummet in patreon jew bucks
In a few months it will be down to a few hundreds
>>337912495
>disable comments
wow that was hard
>>337909858
He also tried masturbating on stream. That was cool of him.
>>337916265
What the fuck happened?
>>337916842
Absolutely nothing happened. Thats what. He havent produced anything people actually want to see in years now. People want game reviews like FF and Ultima but all he did was make Wrestling shit so people stopped giving him money. Kind of amazing when you think about it. People are actually speaking with their wallets for once.
>>337916774
his business is failing
>>337909941
got a 2nd "backup" pizza, just in case he didn't "like" the double stuffed bacon one...riiight.
>captcha pies
>>337914407
Amazed he hasn't drunk himself to death yet, honestly.
>>337909941
WOOOOW BUGGED CHOLESTEROL MECHANICS
Leanna cucks him
>>337911020
bought them probably.
the sub:view ratio for a lot of 'big' youtubers is absolutely retarded
(DSP isnt big, but he galls into that categoriy; but Markiplier, Boogie, PewDiePie etc all have giant sub bases and maybe 10% of that number will be converted to views)
a grown man complaining about fucking pizza hut being "made improperly"
>>337916437
His ego refuses to accept the easy way out
he gets like 1k views a vid lol
>>337909941
>eats one slice
>That'll be enough for me, this is really filling!
>shuts off camera
>literally inhales the rest of the pizza in one breath
>>337918216
Nah, he was popular for a year or two and then everybody forgot about him.
He could be the funniest guy in the world, but no one is gonna watch you play games unedited for 5 or so years.
DSP has to be the most pathetic being on the planet. He's inept, egotistic, oblivious to how awful he is, can't take criticism, lazy and has gout.
He's like Chris Chan only not mentally retarded and he has a girlfriend for some reason only god knows.
>>337919236
nah he's based m8
>>337919236
>have to pull yourself off
>girlfriend
She is closer to a hole in his wallet.
Why doesn't everyone on /v/ like e-celeb threads? They're literally the cornerstone of /v/ and have been a part of the culture since 2008.
>>337916059
Is he pretending or is he really mentally 12
>>337917047
Except he's still somehow making 2k a month for doing fuck all. In a couple of years absolutely no one will give a fuck about him and he'll desperately go back to making video game reviews only to realize the it's so oversaturated that there's no way he can become relevant again. Then he'll face the choice of a real job or the comforting barrel of a warm gun and we all know what choice that giant nosed kike will make.
>>337918509
pizza vid got around 7k
>>337920608
>>337916059
I would guess he's pretending since he was literally top 4 in a super street fighter II tournament, the top 3 were asians.
Let that sink for a moment, for a period of time DPS was the absolute top notch american player for that fighting game
he gets paid for being a NEET
I'm jelly
>>337920912
http://www.statsheep.com/dspgaming
>Total Uploaded Videos: 39,643
>Total Uploaded Videos: 39,643
>Total Uploaded Videos: 39,643
>Earnings: $905,134
Just take into consideration that he's also had numerous channels.
>>337909858
how could he even see in this picture? I cant close my eyes that much while still seeing and making a silly face.
Who's the best SoK?
>>337921041
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gLDuYs8vWw
No. Anyone who knows a bit about DSP will tell you he's never been the best American at anything for any period.
>tfw SoK member
>>337921120
making videos is also a job
you need to say niceties, act friendly, basically you must play a role
>>337921537
That fat fuck is so fucking salty holy shit
>>337921859
At least his career isn't based on being a salty fat fuck.
*snort*
>>337914407
That money is slowly trickling lower and lower
I really enjoyed the FMV stuff he did, legitimately funny
Shame that all these youtube guys slip into the same cycle of becoming lazy sellouts
>>337921537
>objective facts don't matter if the subject of these facts is a whiny asshole
I wish i could call you dumb but thanks to the previous statement it would be pointless
>>337911020
He was popular for a little while. Got shittons of money from views and grew retardedly arrogant and egotistic. Then people forgot about him, except for the "haters".
>>337915303
Underrated post.
At this point DSP gets most of his views from his hatebase
I wonder how that feels and if he has started to act retarded to please that hatebase
>>337914816
He is fairly good at fightan games, but that's about it. He is pretty retarded at pretty much any other genre that requires space awareness like action, platform or stealth games
>>337917047
>People want game reviews like FF and Ultima but all he did was make Wrestling shit so people stopped giving him money
Pretty much this.
He started doing hours long WWE PPV reviews that require no fucking effort and are basically himself ranting about MUH WRESTLING to the camera with his girlfriend nodding and adding fuck nothing.
>>337919236
>and he has a girlfriend for some reason only god knows.
For a time he had lots of youtube monies, which he proceeded to waste on figurines, expensive hotel rooms, and getting himself in debt with a new house. She is a gold digger and will surely dump him as soon as she finds something better or a mandingo with a huge dick.
>>337924013
Wow, you're so brilliant and smart to see past all the gay e-celeb shit. You are SUCH a unique snowflake!
Kill yourself.
>>337920608
He used to be good, but he has been away from a competitive environment for almost ten years now. If you don't practice your shit you will get rusty and that's a fact. Not only he had experience going out to tournaments but also he had friends he could practice with.
Say whatever you want but playing online and going out to tournaments just isn't the same. You aren't getting better if you keep yourself in a "safe" environment.
>>337921565
Assuming the role of a fucking retard gives you a decent living these days.
