http://www.strawpoll.me/
I don't think it would, she's too chubby in some areas.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10235062
Sorry, forgot the correct link.
Playboy doesn't qualify for Samus.
>>337894794
Tru dat.
Every day ZSfags prove more and more that they've ruined Metroid forever.
>>337894794
Samus hasn't had a game in six years. She's desperate for cash.
Playboy would tell her "You have a great body, but you need to do something about that chubby ass".
can we have an erp thread?
Would you "read" a magazine all about the different power suits?
Which suit is best suit?
>>337895124
You've got a point.
>>337895567
The original Zero Suit. Only suit that is shaped like a thong back there.
>>337895686
Nah, Gravity Suit is best suit.
>>337895686
Noob question: in which game was her butt this fat?
>>337894669
You do know she's trans, right?
>>337894669
>too short
She's 6'3". If anything, she'd be too tall.
>>337896320
Zero Mission.
>>337896501
Thanks. Never seen her with a fat butt in any other game, was it only this once?
>>337896394
I'm considering updating this image by adding a few panels from the manga as well as Fusion's endings and that one Zero Mission cutscene that all show Samus as female at 3-5 years old.
Would that be too autistic and asking to be baited harder, though?
>>337896828
It was only that fat in Zero Mission.
Are people still holding playboy on a pedestal? And coming to 4chan?
Isn't Samus the guy in Metroid and Super Smash?
>>337897680
Does Samus look like a guy to you?
someone post Dodger's Playboy shoot
>>337896479
I dont know about Playboy or porn but models are favored tall in almost every magazine
>>337894669
No way an ass that fat would make it into Playboy.
>>337896510
Is this what he is called now? I just recognize him from using the words "fat/flabby butt" constantly like an autist and then talking about the cyborg lady from that one gamecube game like an autist.
>>337894669
Samus's ass is too fat for Playboy.
What about smash 4 samus?
She has a rockin bod.
>>>337894669
Dodger who has ok qualities for a woman got in playboy
Samus would get in ez
>>337902084
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Holy shit I think I need to sleep now
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>>337896394
>>337896943
Why would you use this image? It feels like it was made for poison.
