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How can you hate Sera /v/? Those lips are made for kissing and
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How can you hate Sera /v/? Those lips are made for kissing and blowjob.

Would you really say no to this?
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Probably not. Elves are made for dominating, even ugly ones like her. Plus she's a lesbo so the idea of fucking her straight is an incredible turn-on.

Pros balance out the cons, I'd say.
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>>337858942
Because shes an "realistic" ugly ass knife eared tumblr lesbian that dont need no man sjw "eccentric" sjw character that Bioware keeps trying to sell us on. Not only that, she took up a slot on the romance for a hot elf girl instead for us straight men. We were left with either butch manwoman or a sandnigger women with a big nose.
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I'm worried her face grease would get on my balls.
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>sticking your dick in elves
>ever
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>>337859329
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Wut.
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>>337858942
those are some nice lips
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>>337859329
He's right you know
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She looks like a troglodyte that tried to eat a bee
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>>337859329
>butch manwoman
aww i liked cass. her retarded accent is hot
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>>337858942
I think EA should have changed Bioware's name after they bought them. They're only tarnishing the name of the original developers.
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>>337858942
>Looks like 90's Angelina Jolie
>Talks like Robin Hood with autism
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Is this game any fun guys?
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Daily reminder that Cassandra is pure waifu material.
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>>337860223
Yes if you don't spend most of the time in HInterlands.
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How is she going to give you a blowjob if she's a dyke?
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>>337860223

It's meh.

The combat gets very boring very quickly and the quests are mostly collecathons and fetching shit for people across maps. Some of the locales are really pretty, like the lirium caves in the dwarf dlc and the view from your room in Skyhold, but it's not like they make up for the shitty combat.

Characters aren't all that interesting, either, and party members like Sera and Dorian have fucking atrocious personal quests.

Not to mention the hilariously bad animations and the excessive use of face grease on all the characters.
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>>337860485
>>337860485
>Yes if you don't spend most of the time in HInterlands.
lol then not. seriously tho' it's alright, the desert maps seem empty as fuck but are actually cool.
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Do people really play Dragon Age? Are they obese gigglesquee hams?
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>>337860749
>Not to mention the hilariously bad animations

>that fucking scene where corypheus lifts up the land and mc and your companions are moving around like spazzes with their arms waving all over the place trying to regain their balance.
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>>337858942

She looks more like a fucking goblin than an elf.
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>>337860857
>Do people really play Dragon Age?
I played DAII cause i played the first one and liked it. and i played DAI cause i already played the first 2, might as well finish it.

if they make another one i don't think i'll play it tho
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>shitballs...
>...fuck...
>...shit!
>crap!
>fade- shit! arse!
>deeeemoooons!
>CRAP!
What did she mean by this?
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>>337858942
because she is disgusting
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>>337861479
bad writing
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>>337861479
Is this from the actual game?
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>>337861650
si
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>>337858942
Because I can smell her patchouli stink from all way in Orlais
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r34
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>>337861998
no
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>>337861650
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XGw-clyw9c
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>>337862318
2 of the worst fucking sacks of shit called characters ever created. blackwall too. Dorian is tolerable but his personal quest was like a fucking soap opera
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