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I've never 100%'d a game, even my favorite of all-time (Super Mario World) i've only beat 80 exits

I once entered a Smash Bros Brawl tournament and went 0-2 in pools, one of the losses being to a 14-year-old girl
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I ragequit when other players outskill me at Pokemon.
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I complete one game a year despite buying over 20 a year
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Donkey kong country was one of my first video games ever and I've never beat it
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I hate almost every game released before 2012

I also hate those oldcucks who keep whining about the industry going to shit or whatever. Gaming is better than ever before, they're just triggered by normies in their sikreit club
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I enjoy playing madden with my friends
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When I was little I hated reading dialogue so I would skip it. I then would constantly get stuck not knowing what to do or where to go.
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>>337849220
I usually only buy Battlefield and CoD for the campaign.
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I cant bring myself to beat DaS3 without cheating

I just dont care enough to earn my win legit. I don't enjoy any area besides High Wall and Lothric Castle. Maybe Archdragon Peak but it runs like ass on my PC. So eventually I look at whats ahead of me, get bored, cheat in infinite health & up my stats and just see how much damage I can do with X weapon/magic.
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I just can't get into old FPS games like Wolfenstein 3D, Duke Nukem 3D, blood, etc...
DOOM (1992) is pretty much the only old FPS game I liked
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I claim that SMT is my favorite series of all time, and it is, but I've only ever finished three games in the entire series, and branch offs.

Strange Journey, DDS1, and SMT4
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My 16-year-old sister beat dark souls within a week of starting and it took me over a month the first time

I helped her out with a lot but still
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I cant stand super smash brothers

I built a $1200 gaming PC and only play console ports because it seems like 75% of steam games are terrible

I didn't like the witcher games.
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>>337850521
What was wrong with The Witcher series in your opinion?
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At this point in my life the aspect I care most about in a video game is story.

The game-play will likely always be decent enough and I don't give a shit about graphics anymore. I just want to experience new things.
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>>337850271
Ha me too, I use to get so angry I could never finish my games. I was a dumb kid.
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I bought a PS4 for MGSV and Fallout 4

Both games sucked and I got a good PC later and now I have a PS4 that I literally never use and all my games for it are multiplats that I could play better on my computer
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I started to play fire emblems for a girl I like, even tho I really disliked the waifu simulator at first. But now I can't wait till fates comes out (europe)
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I sometimes still punch my keyboard or throw my controller. Takes quite a bit and I need to be in a shit mood anyway but it happens.
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I never finish a Zelda game
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I've never finished an RPG despite playing most of the major ones.
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>>337849220
I think the 3DS is a piece of shit and absolutely love my Vita despite having a lacking library since I hate weeb games. I also think that every single game that came on 3DS is absolutely wasted and is held hostage by it.

I also get incredible nervous whenever I play a fighting game online and no matter how much I practice I usually get beaten up pretty bad.

I also tried to git gud in smash bros but Im so predictable, its not even funny. Because of that I lose against everyone who somewhat knows his shit.
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>>337850705
Nothing wrong with that, anon.


Confession below:
I think Persona 3 is actually a good interpretation of how people should accept death, and the psychology behind all those mechanisms of fear and such behind it. I'm a licensed funeral director/embalmer.
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I always strive for the hardest difficulty options in games and quit them as soon as I get stuck

>>337850393
My nigga
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I watched Ending E for drakengard 1 on youtube instead of collecting all 65 weapons.

T B H that ending rhythm game final boss looked fun and challenging as fuck but I didn't have the patience to collect all those weapons.
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i exclusively listen to hip-hop when i game, mainly shit like Fetty Wap, Drake, Future, Yung Thug, etc.

i play fighters and am ranked in my region in 3 separate games
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I pretend to like Wolfenstein 3D more than Doom because I like being contrary.
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I exclusively play Brawl, and only as Cheetah-Print Snake. I guess I got lucky one match and had it as my good luck charm, even now 8 years later.
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>>337850039
>I hate almost every game released before 2012
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>>337851172
Isn't the online for that game no longer up? Do you just play alone or with irl friends all day?
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>>337849220
Link is more attractive as a shota
Despite being in my top three games I have yet to get the best ending in Persona 4
Mother 3 is honestly my favorite story ever written, and legitimately am depressed at the possibility that I won't find anything better unless I suddenly start liking literature for some reason.
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I never liked Zelda. It greatly annoys me when my friends talk about how great Zelda is.
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>>337851172
>it's been 8 years
stop
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>>337849220
I used a cheat engine to max out the achievements in dark souls 1, couldn't be bothered to farm all those different chunks
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I didn't start taking games "seriously" until the gamecube era.

I hate sony but buy their shit anyway.

I don't play games from genres I don't like even though I know I would like those particular games.

Evangelion is shit.

Half of Nintendo's IPs are shit. Despite this, they own some of my favorite franchises.

I pirate every PC game I can.

Sony devs have made maybe 5 good games since the PS1 era.
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I get fucked up and play L4D2 on easy level
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>>337851313
With IRL friends, same guys ive been playing with since HS
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>>337851351
you're not alone bro
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>>337849220
Literally the only game I've ever 100%'d is Kingdom Hearts 1
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>>337849220
I hate Elder Scrolls and most of the people that enjoy that boring shit.

I never beat Vergil at the end of DMC3 in the original release.

Smashfags legitimately upset me to some degree and I think seeing how stupid they post the months before the game's release and afterwards makes them unbearable in real life as well.

I enjoy my Vita more than my 3DS, and only Atlus bothered keeping that thing alive for me. Monster Hunter on it is trash.

The Witcher games are extremely overrated and I've never bothered finishing any of the games.

I enjoy Ys using the party combat and think Oath in Felghana is overrated as fuck, still a great game though.

I bought a PS4 mainly for Bloodborne and don't regret it. Even sold my Wii U for it.

I have only finished Final Fantasy III, IV, V, VI, and VII. The rest I've dropped or didn't bother playing. V is best

People that are idorts are idiots because Microsoft has almost nothing worthwhile anymore since early 360 days.

I sometimes go into threads port begging without the intention of starting shit, people just overreact.
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>>337850467
I've played four and didn't finish any of them, despite putting 20+ hours into each.
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I costumized a character in ttt2 to look like a girl I had a crush on. A few days later some friends came over and she also (because she was the gf of one of my Friends) because I had a little party and didnt think we would play ttt2. I actually happend and they mentioned that my custom character looked like her, I made them believe it was just a coincidence...
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The Last of Us is my favorite game of all time followed by Half-Life 2 and Ocarina of Time.

I only became truly aware of Overwatch because of the Tracer and now I have it preordered because the beta was a blast and Tracer is cute as a button. I evgen bought it at Gamestop because they giving away a Tracer poster with the preorder and I'm going to buy her Pop Vinyl figure

I had over 3000 hours in TF2, a good portion of which came from idling, before I officially dropped it for good.

The Super Mario Galaxy games are the only Mario games I've played to completion.

I got into PC gaming primarily because piracy is less of a hassle.

I regularly played and was quite good at CoD's multiplayer up to Black Ops 1. MW3 was a complete piece of shit and the franchise never recovered after that. I think the MW1 remake could be interesting.
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>>337850039
>85 NES kid
I go in and out of gaming heavy now but it's all fucking amazing!
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I want to like a game like lol or dota or csgo so damn bad. I envy those guys that can spend all their time on one game. and all that cool shit they add to dota and skins in csgo. I'm very envious.
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Aside from cheesing in the original StarCraft, I've never won a game vs. AI in any RTS. MOBAs don't count, obviously.
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>>337851921
they didn't believe you
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>>337850026
Dude me too
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>>337850026
How? It's easy
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I 100%'d Kirby Squeak Squad :^)) >>337849220

Phantom Hourglass was the first Zelda I finished
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>>337852351
No it's not, those later levels are hard as fuck.
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I prefer consoles to pc.

Never played a single nintendo title, I think they're pretty shitty.

30fps is fine if it doesn't drop below that.

Superman>goku
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>>337852596
I hate everything about you :^)
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>>337852596
>I judge things I haven't played
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>>337852201
I don't know... I'm pretty good at lying I think
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>>337849220
Uncharted 4 is my GOTY 2016 so far. I thought it's going to be Dark Souls 3 or XCOM 2, but nope, enjoyed Uncharted 4 a lot more.

Not sure if it will stay there though, because Nioh, Yakuza 0, Last Guardian, Dishonored 2 and more are coming out this year.
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>>337852596
>Never played a single nintendo title, I think they're pretty shitty.
How would you know they're shit if you never played one?
>inb4 nintoddler
Not even saying they're particularly good
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>>337852756
>you can't say anything bad if you haven't played it.
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>>337851564
steam?
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>>337852596
okay, you win, i'm mad
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>>337852872
>no basis for opinion
the lowest form of faggot
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>>337852872
>ALL nintendo titles are pretty shitty
>I haven't played one
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>>337853006
>you can't say this rancid fly and shit covered burger is bad if you haven't eaten it.
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>>337853151
You can't be this retarded.
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>>337853151
sick hyperbole friend!!
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>>337853151
>food analogies
Everytime
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>>337853191
>>337853030
>>337853253
Seems I triggered all the childen today.
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In spite of all the shitposting/shilling in the past few days, I kinda like YiiK and Knuckle Sandwich. Hell I liked them both way before they got spammed on here. I don't care what /v/ has to say about the >LE HIPSTER TUMBLR EARTHBOUND shit, I just wanna' play them both and shit on them accordingly.
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>>337853372
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>>337852970
yeah, im there at 2am rocky mountain time helping noobs up and spraying shit mass murder style.
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i've gotten over 100 games from steam purely because i'm a girl (I don't even advertise it at all besides maybe a slightly more decorated than usual profile)

I genuinely hate the Souls games and don't find them fun at all

My favorite 2D mario is SMB2 (the usa one).

I gave away my Wii U to my little brother because i don't really play it anymore but if Zelda U gets released i'm stealing it back from him

I autistically get upset if my 'hours played' on steam is less than 20 within the 2-week span. I will run games i'm not playing just so to maintain that number.

I genuinely believe PSX has the greatest library of any console
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>>337850610
Something about the long winded dialouge sequences just bored the shit out of me. The combat and crafting was pretty neat but the fact that conversations in game took forever and it felt like NPCs gave me their life story before even telling me what to do just made it frustrating as shit after a while, especially when it was a character I gave ZERO shits about.
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>>337853151
With a game you can say you aren't interested in something without playing it, that much is fine and normal, but by ignoring it you forfeit the chance to provide an informed opinion on it.
Therefore your original post should have said
>Never played a single nintendo title, and I am not interested in them.
It is a more accurate assessment of your situation and not one that can be contested with logic.
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>>337853805
>I autistically get upset if my 'hours played' on steam is less than 20 within the 2-week span.
...why?
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>>337853805
>I genuinely believe PSX has the greatest library of any console
All things considered, I regret growing up with an N64.
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I think the answer to the Portal problem is B.
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>>337849220
>2 years ago my mom and dad get me a xbone for xmas
>fuck microsoft and fuck the xbone i wanted a ps4 they only got it as it was cheap
>have this retard aspie brother
>two months go by i wait for him to go to bed
>take a hammer and smash the fuck out of xbone
>tell my parents my brother got upset at a game and smashed it
>"we are sorry anon you know how he gets"
>next day they get me a ps4
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I have a N64 in my basement with ocarina still in it.
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>>337853904
I have no clue.. it's literally just a number thing with me. Under 20 numbers don't seem adequate.
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>>337853829
I do have an informed opinion on them. Why can't I say they're shit? Its my opinion.
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i always tell people that I prefer gameplay over graphics/presentation, but constantly go against that notion. I don't care about any MOBA's/MMO's being good gameplay wise, because they look like shit. I like football, and when I downloaded the PES demo and the FIFA demo I strongly preferred PES, but then I remembered all the hassle with unlicensed teams, and less leagues so I go with FIFA every year, even though it frustrates me more than any other game.
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>>337853805
>Oh my gawd grill on steam
God I would take full fucking advantage of that.
There would probably be threads here warning about me before too long.
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I bought a ps4 to play bloodborne but it didn't keep me invested like DS1 or DS3. It was like DS2 in terms of quality imo which isn't bad but just not amazing like the other ones.
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>>337854113
Underage
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>>337854213
I'm the opposite. I get embarrassed and worried if my number is too high so I'll stop playing. Even though no one will see and I'm not even necessarily (and likely not) being more productive.
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>>337854113
You're the true autist in this story.
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>>337854487
i'm 18 you goddamn retard
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>>337852596
nothing wrong with accepting 30 fps but if you say it's better than 60fps then we got a problem buddy
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>>337849220
I never beat Champion's Road.

It's harder than any Souls game, DMC3, or anything in Dong Freeze. I've wasted over 1000 lives trying.
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I suck at video games
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>>337850271
Hey Arin
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I've never beaten Manus Father of the Abyss because I always choose to keep oolacile township open for invasions.
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My Dad beats me....

...at NBA 2k16!
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I'm scared to play online games. I just don't like disappointing people and getting yelled at. They look so fun :/
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>>337850039
>I hate almost every game released before 2012

>>337849996
>I complete one game a year despite buying over 20 a year

>>337850420
>I cant bring myself to beat DaS3 without cheating

>>337850457
>I just can't get into old FPS games

>>337851172
>I exclusively play Brawl

>>337852596
>Never played a single nintendo title, I think they're pretty shitty

>>337853805
My favorite 2D mario is SMB2 (the usa one)
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I can't see a difference between 30 and 60 fps
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>>337854278
You acquire an informed opinion on a work by having used or experienced it first-hand, depending on the medium.
For example, you can watch tons of people play Super Man 64, but you will never truly know how badly it responds to the player's inputs until you try it yourself. I can say Super Man 64 looks terrible, sounds terrible, and does not interest me at all, but I won't imply or act as if my critique should be taken with weight, as it is based purely on second-hand experience.
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>>337854905
Me too, anon. Me too.
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>>337854989
30>60
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>>337854113
you're a fucking asshole
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>>337854140
>I own a popular old thing that most people probably have or had

How is that a confession
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>>337854905
You don't have to. Stay in the uncompetitive parts until you're good enough that you can keep up.

If you want, think of it this way, you're letting those people down already by not filling out their teams.
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I've never beaten O&S without a summon
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>>337854113
>le blatantly infuriating greentext story in which anon is a shithead sibling and/or a cunt of a child
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>>337854989
>>337852596
>>337855057
here you go lil tikes
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>>337855023
I didn't act like my opinion carried any weight. I have watched people play alot of nintendo games, I have heard their words on them. You don't necessarily need to experience something yourself to know it's bad and you wouldn't like it.
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My lil sister has huge tits and when we play games together i always make sure it's something like rock band or wii sports where i can see them bounce while we play
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>>337855385
>You don't necessarily need to experience something yourself to know it's bad and you wouldn't like it.

No, that's exactly how it works you retard.
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>>337855139
he comes from r/games, take it easy on the kid.
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i'm far too anxious to play anything competitive anymore or even attempt to make friends to do so even though i used to be a comp fps fag with a full friends list for pugs/scrims and general fuckery

not even sure what happened
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>>337849220
The only Zelda game I've ever beaten was Twilight Princess
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>>337855316
I cant beat soul of cinders without summons but I beat the entirety of DaS1 without summons
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>>337854762
It stays open even after you beat him dingus. Oolacile Township has no bosses. Artorias and Kalameet are gor the woods and manus is for the dungeon
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>>337854113
You are a piece of shit
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>>337855476
What's the point of critics then

You can have a general idea of what kind of things you do and don't like
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>>337855476
Why cause you say it does? No.
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>>337849220
>one of the losses being to a 14-year-old girl
that's hot
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>>337855421
gonna need some proof
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I'm so shit at video games i can't even beat Dark Souls.

I don't know what to do while I play FPSs. I literally can't ever control the camera properly and don't know how to aim accurately.

The only games i'm good at are fighters and kart racing games.

I think the sega saturn was the best console of its generation.
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>>337855385
>You don't necessarily need to experience something yourself to know it's bad
Actually you do, because of the possibility something breaks expectations.
>and you wouldn't like it.
This on the other hand makes sense.
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>>337853805
steam plz
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I have played tf2 everyday for the past month.
The game is a zombie with a fan base that's almost as bad as undertales. But for some reason I still play it.
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Sometimes when I get bored I pretend to be the player character in a first-person game. When I walk I'll make my movements repetitive and more mechanical, don't turn my head without turning my entire body, and whenever I need to press a button/open a door/etc I come to a complete stop in front of it before over-dramatically pressing/opening it. I usually do it while I'm walking between classes at uni
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I've been on /v/ since 2006 and this place is completely different now, the only time that I feel like I'm the same person as when I was a highschool and a vidya game addict is when I enter a conversation at work with someone who plays video games and I have to hide my power level and pretend to be a normie.

I told a friend that I had smoked weed instead of playing Stellaris for 12 hours in a row and slept only four hours to explain away why my eyes were bloodshot.
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I enjoy the new Doom game's multiplayer.

>>337855513
Same here, but with cooperative games. I've never played a multiplayer round of Killing Floor, as I'm worried that I will get kicked for being a bad teammate.
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>>337855839
>he does it in public
no
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>>337849220
What are you doing here OP, clearly you can't into vidya.
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I only finished Thracia 776 with save states.
I use cheat codes on emulation because I don't spend too much time playing anymore.
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I Play RPGs and JRPG on english and being from Spain just because the name of some special attacks
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>>337856112
What did he mean by this?
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I have an xbone, I was on the soccer and baseball team in highschool. The only games I have are FIFA, Madden, 2k, COD, Halo, Gears, UFC2, and GTA V.
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>>337856112
what game is this
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>>337855809
I have 2000 hours in TF2 and I stopped playing as a new years resolution. I don't collect hats or items or complete shitty miniquests. All I did was play competitive and play soldier/demoman and harass scrubs on pub servers as pyro with 'get raped' bound to middle click.

Holy shit, I think I got banned from nearly all non valve pub servers by the end of it, I got votekicked a billion times and would always try to votekick any engineers on my team. By the end of it when I stopped playing competitive I was almost getting high off of harassing people on TF2. I'm surprised my account didn't get banned.
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>>337855595
moron /v/ gave me the idea and /v/ and /pol/ are always right
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>>337855645
Critics help you decide on whether or not you want to try something. It doesn't let you go "this is shit", it lets you go "this might be shit." You didn't play it. You don't get to say it's shit, the same way you can't just look at a video game you've never played and think "wow, this is the greatest game of all time".

>>337855708
Yes. Faggot.
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>>337855969
you should try it man it's fun
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I get hyped for games coming out but the moment they're released, I lose all interest in the game.

For games I was really hyped for, I'll watch the entire playthrough on youtube on day 1 and wait 5+ years until I'll play them myself. It's what I'm doing with DE:HR, MGSV, GTAV, Rise of the Tomb Raider.
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I've harassed so-called video game journalists on twitter and made one publicly breakdown (according to her ask.fm account).

I pop-off in my room when i win a match in CSGO.

I used to host the video game club in my high school and we even got one girl to come. Our most played game was Halo 3.

My dad actually works for Sony.
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>>337856298
>I was almost getting high off of harassing people on TF2.
Damn dude.
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I buy Madden every year and it's the franchise that I play the most. Gaming for me nowadays is mostly just playing Madden online and occasionally Hearthstone.
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>>337855839
>whenever I need to press a button/open a door/etc I come to a complete stop in front of it before over-dramatically pressing/opening it.

Only if no one is around.
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I often said "i suck at this game" to my opponent in every multiplayer games i played, i lied
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>>337856375
>5 years
Why that long?
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>>337856467
*Only if no one I talk to is around
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>>337856432
Pop off? What does that mean?
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>>337852527
No, I'm not going to let this slide.

Donkey Kong Country is easily the easiest Super Nintendo game. Its also one of my favorites, because I don't have a "hardboner".

Fucking finish the game its like impossible to not have 50 lives by the end.
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>>337856352
So you can't say anything bad about anything you haven't experienced?
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>>337856334
>/v/ gave me the idea
and that is supposed to make it better?
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>>337855839
I do this, except pretending to be a mech from mechwarrior. I even hum music to myself.

I got caught doing it and questioned once and lied about being in a car accident and having some long term memory problems - the doctor said it helps me if I recall stuff from my childhood regularly.
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>>337856453
Same with me. Madden, 2k, and FIFA get more playtime than any other games I buy. I look down on people who don't like them as the fatasses or uncoordinated track fucks from highschool that didn't like sports because they were always too shit to play them.
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>>337856838
kek
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my best friend on Steam is a goatfucker but he's a bro and the coolest dude i've ever played with

the first PC game i ever played was some barbie game with my little sister

I often post in threads of games i've never played and have absolutely no interest in

I immediately ignore a post if it has an anime picture attached to it, even if i agree with the point

Used to be a huge rager as a kid, broke 12 playstation controllers, 2 game cube ones, and threw my xbox out the window once when i lost a halo 2 match to my brother.
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>>337856437
Worst thing about it is that I'm a counselor in real life who primarily deals with addiction to substances and gambling. I almost considered making an appointment but I knew that if it got back to my employer I could get fired.

I had to stop using a mic for trolling because my girlfriend started to ask questions like "what the fuck is wrong with you?".

I got creative and would bind things like "FUKKEN RAPED" and ".:R4P3D:. ~$!mply 0u7played~", I even doxxed a few people who were annoying or playing engineer.

I have spent an unhealthy amount of time spamming reddit with different accounts on /r/tf2 making minisentry and engineer hatred threads and then doxxing people who say they play engineer.

I'll never play TF2 again, for my own mental health.
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I genuinely feel bad for the autists here. I'm a total normie with a girlfriend, a fat pay check, and i'm godly at most games i play wtihout even trying. They call me an idiot savant and i roll with it.
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>>337856432
Cool, thanks for giving antiGG some legitimacy fuck head.
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>>337856334
>/v/ is always right
>being this brain dead you can think for yourself so you let /v/ do it for you
Kill yourself, my man.
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>>337856714
Sure you can, but it has to be phrased appropriately.

Let me give you a scenario. You read a critique of a restaurant. The review is harsh and makes the restaurant sound like shit.

Later, a friend brings up the restaurant and asks if you'd like to eat there. You say "No, their food is shit. Their food is fucking inedible garbage."

"Oh, you've eaten there before?"
"No."
"..."

You look like an asshole. You could instead say "I read a review that says it's shit" or "I don't know, it sounds kind of shit".

The same applies to video games. You can't say a Nintendo game is shitty if you haven't played a Nintendo game before. The new Star Fox 0 has really bad reviews, but I can't say it's shit because I haven't even played it. I can just say it looks like shit.

Make sense?
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>>337856629
pop out of your chair, celebrate, etc.
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>>337856514
It's not a hard rule but that seems to be the time it takes for me to feel interested in playing these games. I got a random sudden interest in playing DE:HR recently and it just happened to be almost 5 years after release. That's got nothing to do with Mankind Divided since I've more or less ignored it's development.

Maybe in 2020, I'll get that sudden urge to play MGSV for the first time too. It just feels like 'the right time' for me to get around to it.
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>>337851176
How old are you?
Don't answer that. You'll be banned.
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I played Smash 4 competitively for a year until I had to stop playing because of:
>Shitty drama between Melee elitists and Sm4shbabbies and between faggots playing the same game
>Underwhelming balance patches
>Bayonetta coming out was the last straw, I didn't want to a play a game where I had to fight pay-2-win faggots and hear drama over a glorified party game
>My local tourneys smelled like shit because nobody showered

Star Fox Zero is my favorite Star Fox game, but I prefer 64 structure wise

I don't like the Uncharted series, lost interest after 3

Pokemon mainline series are generally boring, but Gen 5 games are fucking great of how remarkably different they were

I never liked the old DOOM games but I fucking love the new DOOM.
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>>337856924
>I'll never play TF2 again, for my own mental health.
That's uh, that's a good thing, I think.

Is it because you were dealing with a lot of repressed frustration and rage when dealing with people who couldn't see what their problems were doing to them?
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>>337849220
The only Zelda game I've ever beaten was Phantom Hourglass. I own nearly every Zelda game.

I can no longer get into singleplayer games lately. I feel like unless I have others to play with and beat up and display my achievements/creations/etc with, it's not worth it.

I'm many times more likely to stay into an online game if I can be a cute girl. In particular, bunnysuits, maid uniforms, and full non-revealing plate armor without dumb boobplates add another tremendous bonus to this.

The only games I've managed to stay into past actually beating it, if even that far, in the last few years, are Smash, Dark Souls, Soul Calibur, and a couple MMOs that aren't too shitty.

>>337852596
>preferring consoles to PC
>never played anything Nintendo

I'm not really sure how you work exactly, but I'm disturbed.
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>>337856924
But why dox people who play engineer though?
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>>337857245

>My local tourneys smelled like shit because nobody showered
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>>337851984
It was reason for me to play dota 2. After 1.500 hours in it I'm really regret my decision.
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>>337857098
I think that there is widespread corruption among video game journalist - this is what GG exposed. However, I agree with the general sentiment that sometimes reviews are unnecessarily harsh or unnecessarily positive: case in point IGN giving Stellaris a 6.3, despite the review being actually salient and outlining many good things that Paradox could use to improve their game the score they gave will completely tank the metascore and many of the fans of the game were fucking angry (it's obviously better than 6.3) so it's just a clusterfuck.
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>>337857245
>>My local tourneys smelled like shit because nobody showered

I've heard this a lot of times about Smash and only Smash

What is it about Smash Bros that attracts the worst kind of neckbeards with no sense of hygiene
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I couldn't bear Drakengard's last boss and had to watch the ending on youtube. I still feel dirty about it but I really suck at rythm games so there was no way I could suceed without practicing for like 10 hours and I would rather play something else.
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I only play games with girls these days, guys are generally immature and take things way too seriously.

I'm an English major, and sometimes preface my statements with that to give some credence to certain arguments.

I proclaim i love retro/older games but my SNES/N64/etc are all collecting dust in the basement. I don't even emulate.

The only game i've played released within the last 12 months is Undertale. It was alright.
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>>337856112
teehee
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My friend I was going to co-op Peace Walker with decided he hated the game and dropped it after chapter 10 and I didn't feel like playing it alone so i just watched the cutscenes and boss battles on youtube
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>>337857448
>certain arguments
Like what?
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>>337857448
You sound gay, and I don't mean that as an insult but literally
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My dad's new girlfriend plays video games and is ranked in League.
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>>337857382
Which means the very best option--is trying it for yourself.
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>>337857430
It's a game made for small children. If you go to a tourney of any game you're already more likely to encounter socially inept people. You go to a Nintendo game tourney and your chance of BO just doubled. You go to a kids fighting game where the people there are obese adults, and you guarantee the place will smell like shit.
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>>337857448
>I only play games with girls these days, guys are generally immature and take things way too seriously.

Haha, no, you only game with girls because you were tired of getting your ass handed to you by men so you decided to pick on girls instead because they suck at vidya
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I enjoy both Melee and Smash 4, and I want to participate in tournaments for both. However, my job schedule makes it so I have to work weekends, making it impossible.

I also enjoy watching both game tournaments, and I get annoyed when every tournament thread devolves into shitposting between the two games.

Bayonetta should be nerfed, though.
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>>337857879
You're proving anon's point.
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>>337857934
What major has Bayonetta won again?
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>>337857271
Not really, It's more the community of the game that does my head in.

With people who I see I'm helping them move through the stages of dealing with addiction, giving them coping mechanisms, making them realize how badly they want to have some positive changes in their life and it's understandable.

With the TF2 community people are either ridiculous jews who trade nonstop, idiots who suck at the game and don't have any inclination to actually improve or meme spouting faggots. The community and the game are cancer and due to that I think once you get good you can pubstomp with almost zero impunity due to how unbalanced the game is.

The most depressing thing about this game is that it could have really been a legitimately great competitive FPS but due to the Jewish mechanics people got addicted to items and just play repetitive maps like turbine and 2fort with zero balance. Harassing people for me just became a game within the game. I have no inclination to play the game anymore because even though it's been around six months I know that I'll fire the game up and literally nothing will have changed.

>>337857323
I just could not stop laughing like a maniac at the idea of someone not playing engineer because they got doxxed. I think I must have made at least two dozen or so engineers quit the game. I really, really hate engineer - it's like why play the game if you're just going to be a complete faggot? It's the anti-fun class made for people who suck.
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>>337849220
the only good game nintendo has ever released is donkey konga
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>>337857098
Point is I think nintendo games are awful. You might not. At the end of the day who cares.
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>>337857448
Hey when you get punched in the face by reality think back to this comment and remember that even people on 4chan knew you were full of shit by reading a one paragraph comment.
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>>337858080
Why are you so thick
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>>337857098
Lemme add on to this anon's post

You can be disinterested in something that you've never touched without coming off as an asshole

Saying
>never played ______ because it doesn't appeal to me/doesn't look interesting or very good
is different from saying
>Fuck ______ even though I've never played it and fuck everybody else who likes it
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>>337858163
>one paragraph

At least I know proper grammar :)
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>>337849220
i broke down and used a summon to beat nameless king
and lost
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>>337858187
Why do you care so much what I think?
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>>337858080
Nintendo games used to be the best games, however I think that their current games are not worth the price of admission (buying a 3DS or a Wii U), I mean you can really get by nowadays with a PS4 or a PC.

For reference I own every version of the DS and I own a wii with a huge library of Wii and GC games - the Wii U and 3DS just didn't do it for me.
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>>337858271
You're missing a period on the end of your sentence.
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Up until last year when I got a hand me down PS3, my PS2 was the only home console I owned and played on a regular basis
I have about 10 games for my PS3 and I've only finished 1 (Rayman Origins)
I've never played a Zelda/Metroid/Star Fox game
I used to treat my PS2 disks like shit when I was a kid and now most of them are scratched
I really don't like sports games
I was an autist who was obsessed with Sonic and constantly wrote stories about him in school
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>>337858271
Even though you hit enter after every line like a retard it's still a spaced paragraph.
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I have a BLACKED.com subscription
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>>337856112
Man I just spent the last 10min pretending I was playing pong
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when I was a kid I entered a pokemon tournament with 6 Abomasnows
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>>337850519
Is she hot?
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I like reading books more than playing vidya.
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I still like Assassin's Creed as a franchise. I just wish the newer games were better and they'd stop with the Chronicles Crap in place actually cool locations.
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>>337858539
>Kid
>Gen 4

Fuck, it's finally happening to me

How'd you do in the tournament
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>>337854113
Underage and a spoiled cunt, kill yourself
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>>337858652
That's not a bad thing, anon.
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>>337858504
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>>337858504
>>>/tv/
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>>337858336
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>>337858724
>no Jews present

Nice shoop.
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>>337857348
If you're playing in the West Coast living life in a drought, I can guarantee you there will be faggots that don't shower because of muh water

Local tourneys also smell like shit because of the fucking manchildren that go there. Holy fuck, do none of these faggots smell themselves. I remember when I was playing a ZSS main who was on the chubby side and holy shit, I just wanted to forfeit and just leave the venue because he smelled like the worst kind of shit. I lost to him because I couldn't even concentrate with the abysmal smell.
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>>337853805
>my favorite 2D mario is SMB2 (the usa one)
Why is that a problem? That's the best game eva mayyyde.
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>>337858336
>tfw not that plebby
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I asked for a Wii for Christmas because the PS3 was expensive as shit and I stupidly thought the 360 was a non-entity due to literally nobody I knew owning an OG Xbox
The first time I saw an actual OG Xbox was a few months ago
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>>337858652
I play vidya instead of watching TV or movies, reading fiction, or anything.

Passive media feels like a complete waste of my time, and books stir my imagination too much that I lose track of what I'm reading and my eyes are just tracing over the words.
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>>337854501
this, I try hard for my number not to be high but it always ends up something high like 70 hours in the past 2 weeks.
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>>337859090
og xbox was best. early xbox live was like the wild west.
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>>337849220
I never beat the final boss of bubble bobble part 1.
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>>337856894
>I immediately ignore a post if it has an anime picture attached to it, even if i agree with the point
How you can agree with stuff you ignore?
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>>337859150
Have you considered audiobooks while exercising or doing something simple (painting, cleaning, etc.)? I find that if I'm doing something with my hands or that takes up some amount of energy then I don't get too restless when I'm listening to something.
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>>337854113
Spoiled fucking shit
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>>337854569

>he thinks being a teen isn't being underage

lol
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I rejected my weeb tastes for so many years that I now refuse to touch the genres I used to love, including any and all wRPGs, FPSs, and 3D platformers.

I claim Final Fantasy is my favorite series despite only playing 1, 5, 6, 7, 8, 10, 10-2, 13, Tactics, Crisis Core, and Explorers. I only really enjoyed 7, 8, 13, Tactics, and Crisis Core.

I claim the first two Metroid games were the best in the series despite never beating them. I'm also a huge shitter when it comes to discussion of the Prime games and love to stir up shit.

Despite being G rank, I'm pretty terrible at Monster Hunters because my lil bro carried me; I only play online with noobs.
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>>337858336
fuck this stupid shit impossible to win
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>>337858002
The character may be able to stopped by top level players, but she's insane for stomping plebs.
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I bought a vita. When it broke, I got a new one.
I didn't get a refund for the first one, so I bought the new one at full price.
I played League of Legends for 3 years, spent about 300 dollaroos on it before finally quitting with the dynamic queue changes.
I bought almost all DLC for Borderlands 2.
I once traded an entire binder of Yu-Gi-Oh cards that was worth probably like 400-600 dollars for Pokemon Platinum.
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>>337858336
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>>337858337
Because I'm enjoying my anger
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>>337858336
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>>337859150
this is one of the worst ones in this thread congratz anon.

vidya is complete shit in terms of story telling and originality when compared to TV/Movies/books (not all but the good stuff). reading fiction is for plebs so that can be excused, but it is still better than vidya. Videogames should never be part of your identity, only a distraction.
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>>337859373
>despite only playing...
>lists the majority of games in the series
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I went to a Brawl tourney and got really cocky in the finals match, I chose Ganon, and boy did I get my ass whooped
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>>337859373
>despite playing fucking all of the
lol
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>>337859390
I did. No shame in any of the answers either, except for watching Let's plays.
>>337858804
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I play all my PC games with a controller for maximum comfy. Just not a fan of keyboard and mouse.
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I don't have a gaming PC

All I have is a shitty laptop and I only play indieshits cuz running an AAA title sucks

The Wii U and 3DS are the only Nintendo consoles I have ever owned

I don't pirate, I'm too much of a moralfag

Pic unrelated
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>>337858804
>>337859613
>graphics over gameplay
Fuck off
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I think the hate for Mass Effect 3 is overblown, its decent.
Anything to do with the crucible is fucking retarded though, but at least the missions with your old party members are good. I really liked everything with Wrex and Mordin
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>>337858002

None, from what I remember. I think she's only appeared in Top 8 majors just a couple times.

But I've heard people have won locals with her, and everyone hates her because of that. Not to mention that ZeRo and so many people think she is the undisputed best character, and should be banned from tournaments.
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>>337859636
I do that for the ones that let me. Is that really a confession?
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The only game I've ever gotten 100% was Bionicle Heroes
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I hate every competitive community for games that have some kind of component for it.

I still have hope for the industry. I want things to change and I went to school for a CS degree in the hopes that I could put out a great game like Daisuke "Pixel" Amaya did and get popular enough to inspire more people to do the same. It's just that I'm lazy and I don't know where to start.
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>>337859467
You do you anon.
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>>337858004
Sounds like you're the faggot who can't even take out sentries. Maybe you should git gud.
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>>337858336
I guess I'm alright
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I play PCFPS with a controller, if one doesn't have native controller support I won't buy it.
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TF2 is more or less the only game I've played for the last year, with maybe three exceptions. I no longer have the time, patience or interest to play new games
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>>337859710
It is to the mustard race types.
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I rejected my weeb tastes for so many years that I now refuse to touch the genres I used to love, including any and all wRPGs, FPSs, and 3D platformers.

I claim Final Fantasy is my favorite series despite only playing 1, 5, 6, 7, 8, 10, 10-2, 13, Tactics, Crisis Core, and Explorers. I only really enjoyed 7, 8, 13, Tactics, and Crisis Core.

I claim the first two Metroid games were the best in the series despite never beating them. I'm also a huge shitter when it comes to discussion of the Prime games and love to stir up shit.

Despite being G rank, I'm pretty terrible at Monster Hunters because my lil bro carried me; I only play online with noobs.
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>>337859672
I tell myself the same thing, but when I really look at my choices regarding games, then it's true.
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I pre-ordered DMC3 Special Edition years ago for a slipcase, still got it to this day in pristine condition. Also pre-ordered the original Crysis PC for a steelbook.

Purchased the season pass for Uncharted 3 and I still regret it. Shitty DLC. Also played the campaign on all difficulties including easiest and hardest
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I will uninstall a game at the first sign of HP bloat.
I see it to be a waste of time and poor development to try to make things hard.
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I think the Gamecube/Wii is largely a waste of money. There's only a handful of worthwhile games on the platofrms.

I still think Kirby Air Ride is a terrible game. Falls completely flat as a racer, and gets boring as a party game within 20 minutes.

I think most competitive fanbases are shit. I can't stand most people who obsess over competition. I'm casual. What can I say?

I dislike multiplayer unless its local. A majority of my library is SP only.

Pokemon is boring as all hell, and I don't see how young adults are still interested in it. Pokemon Colosseum was pretty great, though, and I'd like to see another one implementing triple and rotation battles.

Consoles are a waste of money at this point, since developers aren't focusing on making games with lasting appeal. What good are exclusives you're going to play through one time?

Nintendo makes some of the best console games today but the worst fucking hardware and infrastructure.
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>>337859860
wat
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>>337858004
As an engi main, Im so glad we made you mad enough to target us. It just makes it more fun.
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>>337849220
I abuse th fuck out of quick save and reload. In fallout 3 for example, I reloaded,whenever I would use too many bullets for my taste, took a lot of damage, etc. I cant get rid of this habits and play like this in every game with the feature. Of course at the end it looks like a flawless run since I've reloaded 200times my fucking saves.
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>>337859857
I always thought those wars were dumb. Everyone has their preferences and their budgets and their games and that's all there is to it.
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