What's his best review?
>>337793237
Jingle All the Way (1996)
https://youtu.be/Qx1A2Unw1z4?t=2m
His Epic 6 hour Dark Souls review. You should definitely check it out.
Mario 64 or Wonderful 101, now stop making these threads every day.
>quit job to focus on making videos
>doesn't make any videos
Did he purposely choose to ruin his life?
>>337793709
>8 minute uninterrupted fight with Iron Golem with 0 commentary
>8 minute uninterrupted fight with Artorias with 0 commentary
>"I know I complained at great length about this in my DS2 review, but this is DS1 so it's okay"
>"Have a long, five minute talk about htiboxes, followed up by "of course, this game has no problems with that so it doesn't matter"
>8 minutes of pure speculation about the game's story, ending in some irrelevant bullshit about the heat death of the universe
>"this part is good" and "this boss is bad" without actually talking about what makes them so, despite the fact he can go on for 5 minutes about attract modes in videogames
>in 6 hours, he doesn't touch on the game's biggest, most obvious flaws in the slightest, despite the fact he doesn't mind talking at great length about how he doesn't like how a door opens
>in 6 hours, he doesn't touch on the game's biggest, most obvious flaws in the slightest, despite the fact he doesn't mind talking about how awful DS2 is for having 40 seconds of playable environment before you create your character, in a video that was less than the sixth of the size of the current one
His DS1 "review" was padded out, biased, and clearly edited to avoid criticizing the sacred cow of his fanbase. Where he can provide something new insightful about fucking Tetris, he was completely incapable of saying a single original thought in six and a half fucking hours of Dark Souls
>>337793237
This guy definitely got worse over time. Those mario vids are still fucking great though.
>>337794449
But it wasn't a review, it was just him talking about a game he really, really likes.
People should stop about the formal "correctness" of reviews and instead treat them as opinion pieces. Mattew has an opinion and is nice to watch/listen to someone that just really loves something.
>Matthew is one of the few guys that gave a nice spotlight on Ghost Trick
>That review is so old and obscure even I forgot it existed
Fuck
I love how /v/ hated him the moment they found out he browses here.
Is there anything people here hate more than themselves?
>>337795258
/v/ is not a single person though. Most like, the only people that post here hate something, so the general impression is that /v/ hates everything, which isn't the case.
>That motherfucking captcha where you have to make pictures disappear until there are only one kind of them in the squares
FUCK YOU CAPTCHA
>>337795424
You can't deny though that these threads became more vitriolic the moment people found out he is also a /v/irgin.
also just use legacy captcha you idiot.
Souls videomakers tiers:
Good/entertaining tier:
1) Darksoulsmindseye (RIP)
2) ENB
3) Martyr's Brigade (RIP)
4) Yami
5) Matthewmatosis
Shit tier:
>"PVP" tryhards like Oroboro, Kobra
>lore bandwagoners
>Vaati
>>337795517
>ENB
>not shit tier
>Let me look at every statue then completely miss the frampt statue
>oh a fog door, better forget about it for the rest of the playthrough
https://boards.fireden.net/v/search/image/9Nu-obUDS72J8OaqXNx2RA/
Justify this.
>>337795594
>His avatar is often used as the opening picture of threads talking about him
What's wrong with that agent?
>>337795682
justify talking about him
>>337795758
Justify talking about videogames online.
Justify spending even a second on 4chan.
>>337795758
I never understood the "talking about e-celebs is bad". It's just a thread about something loosely vidya related, like most of the loosely vidya related threads we have on /v/. If people want to discuss about him, they are free to do so. And if you hate that kind of discussion you can just ignore the thread and move on.
>>337795818
justify talking about non-vidya topics on a video game forum.
Every day, mathew and mechagamezilla make this same thread.
>>337793237
Literally who?
>>337795571
It's his first playthrough and he has to play in front of hundreds of people, cut him some slack. Also the game is dark as fuck.
>>337793709
Yeah I definitely liked the part where he talked about why a door doesn't open from both sides for 20 fucking minutes.
>>337793237
I unsubbed once /v/ told me he was jewish
>>337795979
>died to deacons of the deep
Also he isn't playing live. There is no reason to be nervous.
>>337795594
>>337793237
I don't understand why this autist keeps making these threads.
>Oct 2015
Holy fuck it's been almost a year dude, give it up.
>>337794449
this.
saved btw
>>337795517
>3) Martyr's Brigade (RIP)
Fuck me, I completely forgot.
>>337793237
Dark Souls 2
>>337795517
>>337798152
What's goin' on guys, this is Martyrsbrigade99, coming to you once again to remind you that I made two videos one week ago.
>>337795258
>guy who admits to posting on /v/ also has his channel shilled at a suspiciously high rate
>>337795517
You should add channels like Iron Pineapple and InfernoPlus to shit tier for making even more retarded forced memes that plagues the Souls franchise and making videos on overpowered shit and glitches which plague PvP for months until From stop being lazy shits and patch it.
>>337795979
>Also the game is dark as fuck
That's why you have a torch.
>>337793237
I loved his Bioshock Infinite review where he said the game was shit because it didn't say nigger once :-)
>>337798749
>You will never hate a person so much you completely twist their words, which are in fact true, to make it seem like they're racist
feelsgood
How come this faggot gets half a dozen threads a day?
>>337799419
ENB also gets a million threads a day.
I wish e-celeb cancer would leave
Who?
Everyone wish Matt a happy birthday!
Happy birthday Matt!
>>337799502
Can we just get an eceleb containment board?
>>337795517
Gheyforgames are all right due to the Glasgow banter and the guides are in depth. Only real negative is that they don't edit out mistakes in their commentary for the guides
>>337799879/v/ is the e-celeb containment board
>>337793237
the one where he's autistic about stupid shit.
>>337799790
oh shit
happy birthday
>>337793237
>photo.png
everytime
>>337795682
Or rather, that guy is an idiot
He should have pointed that each time is "photo.png"
>>337795517
>Martyr's Brigade
wheres that one video that parodies him?
you know the one
>>337794449
>in 6 hours, he doesn't touch on the game's biggest, most obvious flaws in the slightest
That's because they are obvious through the visuals, he doesn't need to talk about them.
>>337794449
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EV16ROaHVfo
Could you point out the part where he calls it a review? I'm having trouble finding it.
>>337793237
I wonder what he thinks about parallel universes.
>>337803753
HAHA dude EPIC meme bro I love it here have some gold :D
Tree Dee World was my favorite of his.
>>337803834
Edit: Thanks for the 4chan gold stranger!
>>337803263
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UWySVONjRY
>>337798912
I am not who you responded to but he did bring up a good point.
Bioshock Infinite showcased Matt's near obsession with refering to black people as niggers.
You can hear the frustration in his voice when the developers opted to use the word negros instead.
Then he threw a baseball at the interacial couple and complained that it wasn't viceral enough for a game that should otherwose give him the choice to inflict violence.
I don't even hate Mattewmatosis, I am just saying he has a very visible dislike for black people and is very vocal about how they should be treated and portrayed in games.
>>337804187
Explain then how this only happens for that specific segment in that ONE video, which portrays a flying city which is supposed to be extremely racist.
He makes a valid point about the devs simply being too scared of backlash over fiction
>>337804678
What about Metal Gear Solid 4, where he wanted to replace Drebin 893 with Otocon or Rose.
He was one Guiness away from insinuating that he was the more obnoxious of the little monkeys in the game.
>>337805214
He's not wrong.
>>337804187
HELLO LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, TODAY WE WILL BE REVIEWING MARIO 64 FOR THE WII U
THE FIRST MAJOR PROBLEM OF MARIO 64 IS THE UNDER UTILIZATION OF THE WORD NIGGER
BOWSER IS KNOWN FOR IT'S RACIST AND NATIONALISTIC IDEALS, SO IT COMES AS LAZY AND HALF PADDED WHEN THE DEVELOPERS REFUSE TO ACKNOWLEDGE A SIMPLE SET OF IDEALS.
I'LL SEE YOU NEXT YEAR, THANKS FOR WATCHING
>>337804035
Holy shit that's hilarious!
TOOPER MAAR-RE-OH TREE DEE WUROLD!
TOOPER MAAR-RE-OH SUNE-SHINEE!
DES GAMES R TURD PURSUN PLAT FARMERS!
>>337805624
>>337805919
Poor Matt became a joke
>>337804187
>Then he threw a baseball at the interacial couple
But the game doesn't give you the option to throw the ball. Even if you choose to throw it, you're stopped before you can do it.
>>337806082
There's not an e-celeb alive that isn't a joke.
>tree D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_VH3R1luEA&list=LL7llo3JYBs5eCZd-ZC516Hw&index=1
>>337795517
Replace Martyr with Sansviet and I'm okay with this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HpXFcKGZ-k
INCREDIBLY UNDERRATED DS VIDEO COMIN THRU
>>337808176
He's still alive https://www.youtube.com/user/ponpojp
are there any russian dark souls? theres a lot of japs but no russies.
>>337808937
Ye but all his Niconico stuff is gone.
>>337809017
Here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC02AE0i5bIfVGYrBVNYjp5Q
>>337795517
Everyone except maybe ENB (only because he is likeable) is beyond terrible.
None of them are as bad as Kobra and oroboro though, I'll give you that
>>337794051
My guess is that he probably had to go and get another job, hence no new videos.
>>337804187
I really hope this is a ruse because the alternative is you couldn't actually follow his reasoning for using the word nigger. If you're being serious then I feel bad for you anon, there's no cure for stupidity that profound.
>>337809643
>defending racists
>>337809751
www.tumblr.com
