this is painful to watch
they dont even know how to strafe
What's strafing?
>>337779275
It's when you walk diagonally
>>337779223
can you even strafe in the N64 version?
i only played the PC reverse engineering effort
"Windows 92" - Mike Matei 2016
>console shooters
Okay kid
>>337779347
you can with shoulder buttons
>>337779223
>claim to "love this game"
>clearly have never played it
>>337779385
doom n64 is the best version of doom tho.
you can play it on pc too
https://doom64ex.wordpress.com/downloads/
I don't know why retards watch two guys playing
You are wasting time that you could use to play video games
I used to love James but if I saw him today I'd honestly try to kill him just to put him out of his misery. He's like an old sick dog that you can't stand to see hurt any longer.
He hates being the nerd but that's all he's got and he has to keep playing the character to maintain a living. His movie, the one chance of him following his dream of being a real film maker, was a completely embarrassing disaster. He has a broken baby, his bitch wife walks all over him and the fact she's cuckolding him is all but confirmed. He's balding.
I think he'd kill himself if not for the baby, but with his wife's reputation I doubt it's even his in the first place. I'd just tell him I'm sorry and put a bullet in the back of his head.
>>337779223
>>337779991
most ppl grew out of nintendo by the time n64 came out and had a ps1 instead, ps1 was for more mature gamers and n64 for kids
>>337779873
What's wrong with his kid? Autism or something?
>>337779223
Why doesn't James do anything about his appearance?
>>337779223
>the state of AVGN's hairline
>>337779735
>>337779419
Let me guess, it's the hold down a shoulder button to lock your character in a position and strafe with the analog stick?
>>337780065
cuz you cant have fun with mario kart 64 and 3 other people if you are older than 12 hurr durr
>>337779223
Do you even know what game they are playing, retard? Do you see the controller in their hands? Pro Tip: It does not work like a keyboard and mouse, genius.
>>337780279
i mean everyone knows CTR is the superior kart racer in every way
>Bald and Mineycrafta suck ass at anything that isn't a popular NES game Tuesdays
What a surprise.
>>337780065
sorry about your parent's divorce
>>337780336
its limited to 2 players, it doesnt compete with mariokart... if you want to compare CTR compare it to DKR
>>337780324
you can still strafe with it fucking retard. doom games dont even have vertical aiming so using a controller doesnt bring any disadvantages, you only have to strafe and move the aim horizontally
>>337780465
>>337780279
>these cucks never expierenced Crash team racing, Silent Hill, Tomba, Final Fantasy 7 or Metal Gear Solid
>>337780465
it's funny that nintenyearolds always have this argument
sour grapes
>>337780271
No, it's the normal strafe while running in any direction
>>337780889
tomba is the only game on that list that i did enjoy, i guess im more of a platformer fan
Why do people hate this guy for not being super knowledgeable on newer games? He has stated time and time again that he basically stopped caring about video games right around the N64 era when he was in college.
>>337781364
cuz he claims to be the angry video game nerd and keeps making videos under that name. If you have no fucking clue about video games you should stop calling yourself video game nerd for cash grabs
Why can't James just wear a hat when he's on camera? I'm not even balding in the slightest, but it makes me uncomfortable. for fuck's sake
>>337781437
His reviews are mostly for old games and he barely does those videos anymore.
>>337781490
i just had to watch 2 ads for the doom64 video which showed he had absolutely 0 clue about what the fuck is going on with doom 64 and doom games in general.
>>337779223
protip: they are both shitty at video games that aren't mario or zelda
outside playing on nostalgia they are pretty irrelevant as actual gamers
>>337781574
And he wasn't acting as the AVGN in that video, he clearly states that he hasn't played the game in a long time and when he did it was just for a moment.
>>337781437
He's the AVGN for older games. He's basically /v/ if /v/ was actually /vr/
>>337779456
>this is one of my favorite games
>unsure of how to finish the 1st level
I challenge you to name one e-tuber who doesn't do this.
>>337781645
then what purpose does the video serve?
>>337781742
Entertainment?
>>337781742
to make money off all the retards who watched it
>>337781860
Making money is now a sin by /v/ standards?
>Couple of Pinkies lined up right here. Hmm.. better stand in place and just exchange blows with each one since they were considerate enough to form a line. I'm losing a lot of health doing this. You'd imagine I'd hold the advantage here with this ranged weaponry as opposed to these demons that need to meet me in melee range to inflict damage. Well, guess I'll continue to stand here. I love this game.
>>337779223
>Watching other people play videogames
Kekty kek
>>337781736
Stop being a cynical cunt because one YT mongoloid is being called out on his bullshit
the nes tmnt review was great when he realized you just run over the hole instead of trying to jump
it pretty much made his career, right?
>>337781916
absolutely not dude , its totally fine to charge idiots for money for a low quality product , the more money we squeeze the better.
Praise pre orders
Praise yearly Call of Duty
Praise on disc dlc
>>337782060
Are you a Bernie cuck by any chance?
>>337782115
Im openly hating on jew tactics here , how can i be a bernie cuck?
>>337779223
Can James not afford a hair transplant?
I thought he made a decent amount of money off youtube.
>>337782187
You seem to hate supply and demand economics.
>>337782275
im fine with supply and demand , im not fine with jew tactics to milk the maximum amount for the least amount of efford since that is the point where it stops being art.
This gets me thinking if I could still run through old Mario and Sonic games without hesitating. I haven't played Super Mario Bros. or Sonic 2 in years despite playing them religiously as a kid.
I know I couldn't one shot X4 despite playing that game nearly exclusively for about a year and beating it over and over.
>>337782393
>I'm fine with supply and demand
>But I'm not fine with supply and demand
And art is somehow more important because?
>>337782494
because thats the only reason why we have videogames in the first place.
>>337782524
>>337782623
did you only grow up with shillshit like call of duty or what? Look back at the first games like pong , tetris and pacman. All first created as fun ideas and later heavily abused as cash grabs so intense that some of the clones are fullprice but unplayable. Look at tetris on ps4
intentionally bad movies in HD are retarded, and that's what james did, unfortunately. i like troma, but return to nuke 'em high is hot garbage.
it's just that because movies are becoming much easier to make, and they have to try much harder to make it intentionally shitty when it just happened on its own before
I'm surprised this thread isn't full of Mike's cocksluts yet
>>337779223
>controller
Found the problem.
![[011110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/95JvI6k.jpg "[011110].jpg")
>>337780494
>its limited to 2 players,
>CTR
Confirmed for never playing ps1 OR CTR
>>337784783
You mean Mike McMassive Dong?
