>he's not in love with Pharah
>Cropped image
>>337738362
>He's in love with a fictional character
>A fictional character that would never even glance at your pathetic self
She's pretty cool.
Did she fight for the government or the radicals?
>>337738362
If only swegabe wasn't such a bad artist man. His drawings are always disproportionate. And the latest game is grindy as fuck, again.
>>337738362
But I am sameface man, the man of the same face.
>>337738362
I'm actually in love with Zarya, soz senpai
>>337738362
I prefer Widowmaker, so no.
>>337739418
This
>tfw still no nude zarya sfm model
>>337739210
who? It's a legoman fanart
>>337738362
Sauce?
>Legoman
You've seen one body, you've seen them all.
Not as bad as hackariot but he needs to switch it up.
>>337739774
The guy's talking about Farah, everyone knows who Pharah is anon. In fact, Fharah would be the fucking best if she wasn't played up to be such a huge slut. Either way Pharah is love, Farah is life.
>>337739748
I'd kill for goodnon futaZarya SFM
>>337738362
She looks great, and I've had a hardon for egyptian (the ancient kind) for a long time, but her personality, emotes, quotes, highlight into are all bland and boring. I really with they fleshed her out more than "I am a jock with mom issues".
She is fun to play also
>>337740057Same anon
>tfw she will never hug you like big fuzzy siberian bear
>pharahs face not making your dick diamonds
>>337739629
>>337738362
sauce, please!
>His waifu isn't Mercy
It's like you insist on being a pleb.
>you will never marry Phara
>you will never have cute caramel colored children with her
>you will never help her get over her mommy issues by helping her be a better mother than her own mother
>>337738362
google/iqdb fail me
>8 D A Y S
>>337740285
Why did the SFM dudes fuck up tracers face so badly? All of the other models look like direct copies and tracers face looks completely different and pretty terrible.
>>337739918
>>337740378
fucking newfags
>>337740186
Let us suffer together
>tfw she will never princess carry you
>>337740471
thanks anon, you are a gentleman and a scholar
>>337740507
fucking faggot
>>337740507
its a fucking cropped image, image search dont work like that.
>>337740489
Hasn't she had like two or three different models?
>>337740471
noice
>>337738362
>I played her every match
>That accent
>That stare she gives you when you pick her
>That Metroid suit
>That ult
She's my favorite. Shame Egyptian women like her don't exist. That eyeliner was sexy as hell
>>337740285
Overwatch: The Game
Is it true that Blizzard payed r34 artists?
Please do not shit up Pharah. It's already bad enough that any talk of Mercy brings along healslut memers.
>Pharah
Not Farah from The Legend of Queen Opala?
>>337740471
Pharah is literally perfect
>>337740843
She's not loved enough. Closest Pharah fans get are the people thinking she's an amputee
Pharah already has a gf
Please post full OP pic. I'm on my phone and can't find it
the weird thing with royalty is you can't pay them to have sex with you since they're already rich so how do I get pharah in the sack?
>>337740843
Did someone say Mercy?Mercy is waifu status though.
>>337740285
>bottom right
jesus fucking christ
I don't like goat fucking terrorists
>>337740920
That's bullshit. I like her because she's bird-related.
>>337740285
>Pharah and D.Va expressions
After spending sometime learning how to make SFMs I now have a newfound respect for people who make animations that good.
Just a second of that smooth animation can take fucking hours!
>>337738362
Full pic?
>>337738362
>implying I don't want to marry black Samus
M8
>>337741108
Make her indebted to you. I hear that works wonders.
>eye of horus tattoo
>people think she's muslim
>or some people even think she's indian
>>337740736
>payed
>>337741265
Pharah is pure.
>>337741426
Real egytians are extinct, they no longer exist
>>337741409
>black
WE
>>337740489
Because of the goggles she wears. It's probably harder to imitate her without them.
>>337741340
the d.va porn was made in maya
>>337741334
Well of course you'd like her Ra. It's just a numbers thing, I kind of like the small amount of fans she has.
>>337740285
>bottom right vid
please tell me they get cum on their faces. where can I find it?
>>337738362
full image, faggot
Her mom too
Pharah and Mercy are waifu tier
Widowmaker, Tracer, and D.Va are sluts
Mei is a fat cow
Symmetra has a weird face
Zarya is a man
>>337741426
The majority of modern Egyptians are muslim.
>>337741552
I'm talking black as is middle East and North Africa black, not those central African abbo tier people.
>WUZ
>>337741749
No, they died of thirst. Mercy is a killer.
>>337741749
>>337741204
>That fat thick load across their faces and then they swallow and smile at you
muh dick
>>337740920
Seriously fuck those retards, they push their amputee fetish headcanon any chance they get
>>337741893
I guess you could say it was a... Mercy-kill
>>337741675
No, you're thinking of a different one.
>people complain that Pharah is bland waifu
Honestly, that would be the best thing. She's already a loving person, and aside from Mommy issues, she doesn't have anything wrong with her.
All the other girls seem like they'd cheat on you the first chance they can - which is surprising because usually the girls with Mommy/Daddy issues are the cheaters.
Not Pharah though. She's too pure.
>>337741972
That's what I'm saying
>>337742018
>>337741749
SOMEONE FUCKING POST IT ON A SITE AND LINK IT
>>337742304
say pretty pls
>>337741749
No cum.http://rule34hentai.net/image/158413
>>337742403
Pretty please
;3
>>337741972
>muslim
>wears a symbol of another god
only if she wants to get stoned to death
>>337742494
you now have my permission to die faggot. you ain't getting shit
>>337742126
Both Mercy and Pharah are bland as fuck. Which isn't necessarily a bad thing, but their blandness basically means people come up with less ideas for them and are less motivated to create content.
The whole mommy issue thing is also overblown as fuck. Yea, she mentioned they dont have great relationship. So fucking what. We can guess half of it already sicne theyre both career soldiers. There is very little conflict to play off of.
On the other hand, Widowmaker and Tracer get a shit load of everything and their lore/design/popularity/exposure just get people going, for the right or wrong reasons.
>>337741972
>eye of horus tattoo.
>muslim
>>337742158
They're not black then. "Black" implies Africoid.
She's brown. Please do not confuse the two.
>>337742491
I'm so disappointed
>>337742686
>blandness basically means people come up with less ideas for them and are less motivated to create content.
Maybe if there was ideas to feed people, like how there is for WidowTracer. If they ever get their own short, maybe it could inspire people.
Neatest idea I saw was Angela having a bit of a crush on Ana, and having it come back in full force once she met Pharah.
>>337742938
Good point there anon
>>337742740
That is a cute pic, not even joking.
>>337742938
Just like Persians are muslims, it's like they have a cultural identity or something that's lasted through the ages.
>>337742559
>>337742773
The majority of modern Egyptians are muslim.
>>337743083
I want to plunder her tomb.
>>337742938
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>337741419
so if I save her life or some other crap she'll pay it off with sexual favors...
sounds like a b-level porno.
>>337742938
By that logic Canadians and all latinos are Americans.
>>337742938
just like russians are asian, right?
Have you ever seen an egyptian, kiddo?
>>337742938
I think you meant to reply to me>>337742816
And you 100% proved yourself wrong with that image you posted. Look at group 15: Indo-European. It's talking about dutch Afrikaners. Are they black?
African=/=black in all cases
If you aren't baiting, you are a genuine idiot
>>337742491
What a waste. Thanks tho
>>337743138
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copts
>>337743138
that is true but a muslim would't paint themselves in other religious symbols
>>337743264
Not sexual favors, she'll save your life or protect you but it'll take more work than that. Much more work.
>>337740682
>shame a fictional character doesn't exist in the real world
>>337743268
Yes. North Americans.
WHERE IS THE SOURCE FOR OPS PIC FUCK I THOUGHT IT WAS LEGOMAN BUT ITS NOT
So does Pharah have long hair or short hair? Fanart tells me long hair, but her in game model tells me short hair.
>>337742740
mother fucking rengar out of no where
>>337743528
read the thread
>>337741538
So are real Romans and Greeks.
>>337741675
Is Maya faster or easier to use than SFM?
>>337743567
Probably short. Only model that might have long hair are the native american ones with the braids.
>9 days left
>>337743567
Probably shortsadly
>>337742686
Widowmaker has a fat ass and wears basically nothing, Tracer is also practically naked from the waist down. Seeing a pattern here?
>>337743567
long hair. you see it in the trailers
>>337742740
>not Eagle Farah
>no rat junkrat
>no pig roadhog
I'm just a tiny bit sad.
>>337743439
Ancient Egyptians weren't Christians either.
Anyway, religion doesn't change blood.
>He's not in love with Tracer
Girls with short hair are the best
I'm in love with my girlfriend
>>337743567
If you see her with her helmet off in-game, it extends past her neck. She has long hair, for some inexplicable reason.
>>337742126
>North Africans wouldn't cheat
HAHAHA.
>no pharah to come rescue you
>>337743954
why don't they get fucking jet packs too? this is bullshit
>>337742740
10/10.
>>337744005
Pharah's probably the first wave of jetpack becoming practical enough to get pushed into the military.
>>337743775
>religion doesn't change blood
Did you even read the first few words
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethnoreligious_group
>>337743936
you triggered because it's not a black on white cuck fetish? god 4chan is pathetic these days.
>Pharah telling you one creampie isn't enough as she forces your dick back inside her
man that SFM was good.
>>337743936
HAHA epic racism my fellow national socialist!
I have given you one upswastika for you hilarious and adequately anti-brown comment.
Continue the crusade, deus vult!
>Muslim
>Eye of Horus paint/tattoo
wot
>>337744118
Genetically Copts are virtually the same as Muslim Egyptians.
Again, religion doesn't change blood but they can be correlated. Those don't mean the same thing. A Copt becoming an atheist still makes him an Egyptian, likewise, so would a Muslim Egyptian changing religion.
>>337744279
>There's no SFM porn yet with Reaper fucking a girl, then teleportaling to a different position and saying REPOSITIONING
>>337744123
Nope, just don't get the appeal of such catoony depoctions.
Now Lara is what VR was made for.
>>337742740
That's cute and all but what if the Overwatch cast were lukewarm bowls of water?
>>337744448
what the actual fuck? is this satire?
>>337744448
huh
is this a thing now
>>337744305
>this mad
get a hold of yourself faggot
>>337744448
Jesus christ that is stupid.
>>337744380
Where are you getting that information
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coptic_identity
>>337744005
Because her suit is experimental.
>>337744375
see>>337741426
and the following reply chain
>>337741538
they are not extinct, the copts are pretty much how egyptians were before the islamic conquest, and their language is derived from ancient egyptian, in fact it was used to translate the ancient egyptian script.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coptic_language
>>337741538
Same as white people.
>>337744646
I want to experiment on her delicious body underneath it
>>337744639
It's called logic and science.
Copts don't share much more with Ancient Egyptians than Muslim Egyptian do except blood. Copts aren't pagan worshipping Ra and the other Egyptian deities.
>>337744279sauce
>>337744801
God I fucking love big titties
>>337744678
>the copts are pretty much how egyptians were before the islamic conquest
But not how they were before the Roman conquest and the introduction of Christianity after that or the Greek conquest for that matter.
>>337743709
Yes, that they have provocative features both in appearance and lore that make people care.
Not to mention that theyre featured in actual promos for the game. Mercy and Pharah have like one line each and dont have any dedicated material.
Have they announced any additional promo yet? The Ninja bros are tomorrow, and then we're almost to release already.
Why can't we go back to before islam and afrocentrism?
I just want to jerk off to egyptian girls without having to hear ALLAH ACKBAR and WE WUZ KANGZ
>>337744850
So you have no actual source and you're saying that an entire ethnicity just vanished
You people are actually going to PURCHASE this game for $40?
/v/ really has been taken over
>>337744801
exact source?
All i can find is opala stuff.
>>337744801
Anon pls, there isn't enough stuff of Osira domming Farah to get off on.
>>337745117
>going to PURCHASE
I've already purchased it, fag. The deluxe edition so I get special in-game skins.
>>337745117
No I just like jerking off tot he girls
>>337745117
no I'm spending $60 on it because PS4
you're right though I should probably get the Collector's Edition instead since it's only $70 more
>>337745117
BR's please leave, you can't say games going f2p actually improves anything other than the publishers pocket size
>>337742740
Why furfags have to ruin everything
>>337745034
>Strawman fallacy: The post
I'm not saying an ethnicity vanished. I'm saying that religion doesn't change blood and both Copts are Egyptian Muslims are descendants of Ancient Egyptians. Both also don't share their ancestors religion and customs. One however speaks a language that comes from an Ancient Egyptian language. But if you want to make language the determinant, then Irish and Scots have nothing in common with their ancestors as they mostly speak English.
>>337745115
I'd give myself papercuts on my urethra just to have her glance my way.
I'd gladly drop my nutsack through a shredder just to have her smile at me.
>>337745117
Actually got the good goy edition even though I haven't played any of Blizzard's other games in years.
HELP I DON'T WANT TO BE A RACE TRAITOR
>>337744448
Why can't she keep eye contact?
>>337745395
This skin is the only reason I want the origins edition. BTFO every other tracer skin
>>337745442
Because she's not autistic.
>>337743954oh my fuck I love blizzards animation
>>337745442
BE GLAD SHE EVEN MADE EYE CONTACT WITH YOU AT ALL, UNGRATEFUL PEASANT.
Pharah obviously has better things to do than make eye contact with us.
>>337745303
are you me
>>337738362
It's not realistic, egyptians were black, she is just one of the disgusting muslim invaders that came and took it over.
>>337745434
>race traitor
>implying you can even lay a hand in any girl of any race
>>337745594
Nubians go back to the Sahara, you're dynasty is over.
>>337740489
Tracer looks like femScout
>>337745739
WUZ
>>337745739
WUZ
>>337745259
Again, no sources
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ancient_Egyptian_religion#Modern_Times
>>337744801
pls sauce.
>>337745819
>>337745814
LESBIANS
>>337745715
>play mercy
>get knocked of the ledge
>slowly fall to my death
>decide to let go
>Team mate fucking walks near the edge and out of range
>>337745515
I wonder who's behind this post, but I'll take it
>>337745701
PROJECTION
>>337745917
NEEDS TO BE CANON BLIZZARD
Why does every thread that even vaguely references non-whiteness have to immediately get filled with autistic /pol/-posters?
Just shut up and talk about qt video game girls or go away!
>>337745828
What part needs a source? The fact that Christians aren't Egyptian pagans? They fact that they don't share ancient customs (pre-greco roman rule of Egypt)?
Or the fact that that they virtually have the same recent common ancestors (compared to the rest of the region)?
Also your source is incredibly vague. It claims there are traces but there is no specific.
>>337745990
Remember, one of the heroes is full homo.
>>337746060
Where are people even getting this?
Also it's probably Mcree or Genji.
>>337745917
>all that grainy AO and shitty light shaft
>>337746004
have you ever considered that maybe /v/ is actually just sort of /pol/ talking about vidya?
you could always find a different image board to post on
>>337746101
Apparently some panel at last year's blizzcon.
>>337742740
Cats are fine too...
>>337745924
Why is she so white here
>>337745917
And so dark here?
>>337745442
>Cyborg Pharah
MUH DICK. I ain't even a robot fetishist but dayum.
>>337746157
>/v/ is actually just sort of /pol/ talking about vidya?
It wasn't always that
>>337746004
It's too late, they treat it as /pol/-lite ever since that one stupid event.
>>337743954
>no pharah coming to pin you down and rape you
>>337746104
Fucking this.
>>337746251
Ligntning, shaders
>>337746251
Because people get darker the more they're out in the sun?
>>337746202
Pretty bloody pointless. A lot of games have had token faggot characters.
If Blizzard throw in a relationship, whether it's Pharah/Merch or whoever, that'd be pretty impressive (unless it's homos, then it's gay. I prefer lesbians)
>>337739748
good, the nude models all look stupid
>>337740378
>>337740471
Isn't that Legoman?
>>337746319
Sombra stop checking in on your daughter. She's doing fine.
>>337740621
The artist is easily recognizable.
>>337745975
going by skull structure they are.
But realistically, a jew would never claim to be on the same level as a white or arab.
>>337744801
So i'm never gonna get a sauce huh?
Fuck these crop posters and censor fags.
>>337745917
why do people ship them?
do they have any connections within the story, or were they just picked randomly?
>>337745015
>lore
Not really, there's like one fucking video that doesn't count as lore at all, and everyone has a brief backstory. There's more porn of Widowmaker and Tracer because it's easier to make porn of them, and has been for a long fucking time as they had models out in the wild first.
>>337742740
Why do McCree and Reaper not like each other
>>337746251
She changes quite a bunch depending on the lighting.
>>337746476
It's cute.
>>337746476
flight, good combat combination.
Like Heavy/Medic in tf2
>>337740920
>people
Person.
>>337746451
Nigga just use iqdb
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/4610290
>>337746476
Pharah and Mercy work well together in game.
>>337746564
>>337746476
Their connection would be Ana, and also how their synergize. Could also just be people not liking WidowTracer that much. May also involve a lack of story attached to them, though that kind of also hinders them.
>>337742740
>Purrfect
Mewrcy
Mei
D.Va
>Cool Cats
Rienhardt
McCree
Tracer
Lucio
>Mewcanical
Genji
>Sour Pusses
Everyone elseIf you had to pick one, which would it be?
>Pharah will never grind her ass against your face
Can anyone give me a reason not to kill myself?
>You'll never build a great Egyptian empire with Pharah
>You'll never build a Pyramid for her
>You'll never hold her hand
>You'll never hold her as you both drift into a peaceful sleep
>>337738362
Has anyone drawn a picture of pharah pissing on widowmaker while shouting "justice rains from above"?
>>337744801
osirashaircutmakes me hard
>>337746525
>there's like one fucking video
They were in the Reveal trailer and Alive, that's huge compared to everyone else. It let people see a glimpse of their characters and relationship. The only other cinematic was Recall, which was just Winston chimping around.
Pharah and Mercy have no interactions other than two lines of dialogue and they werent even featured in anything other than that shitty flash video-esque movie that was WE WUZ OVERWATCH N SHIT. They really need to have a comic or something together.
>>337745442
She's just nervous and shy
>>337743659
Neither. It's more powerful.
>>337746737
SOMEONE QUICK
POST THE FACE SITTING PHARAH VIDEO
>>337745442
she's cute, I always keep looking at her eyes after selecting her
>>337745442
She's trying to remain at attention but her eyes just keep getting drawn to yours because she's obviously attracted to you.
>>337742740
meiow
Official /v/ Skin Ranking
Elder Goddess Tier: Noire Widowmaker
Goddess Tier: Native American Pharah
Meh tier: Everything else
>symettras turrets take long to setup so it's only reasonable to play her on defense
>extreme pay off in damage but they get destroyed instantly
>zero mobility of her defenses and it only promotes turtling which is stupid in 6 v 6 for multiple reasons
She just sounds like the bad early concept of the engineer. I really wonder what they want from her as a character. Her abilities are all over the place shes half anti pick and half area of denial, but shes not perfect at either just okay.
>>337746978
don't tease me like that, i have nothing to offer such a beautiful Egyptian goddess
>>337747049
she's just a bad torbjörn
>>337747142
She probably doesn't even poo in the loo either.
Into the fucking trash she goes.
>>337747142
won every defence game played as symmetra
shes op if you abuse choke points
>>337746865
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/5188210
>>337740843
>>337741947
Everytime I see these alt skins.
https://youtu.be/5ldG2QtN3X8?t=10m3s
>>337746978
>>337747239
Same can be said about bastion and torbjörn
>>337747046
I prefer her standard skin but thunderbird/rainmaker Pharah is great
>>337747046
>Noire
>Elder Goddes tier
I'll give you good tier but it would've been better if the cables were smaller and more numerous.
It's obviously
>Elder Goddess Tier:Anubis, Valkyrie, Slipstream, Nuit, Vishkar
>everything else tier: the rest
>>337746978
Are you trying to give me a heart attack?
>>337743478
FUCKING KISS ALREADY
>>337740285
Thank GOD for Valve and their Source Pornmaker.
>>337742740
I wanna fuck cats now
>>337747284
>>337747242
>Pharah
>Facesitting
>Suffocation
>Wearing a bra only
>Bra is black
Literally
Every
Kink
Please
PLEASE
I DONT WANT TO DIE FROM CUM LOSS
>>337746375
Spoiler alert:Lesbians are homos
>>337747446
If you want actual contents, you should probably support the superior couple, not the B team.
>>337747046
that skin sucks you can't see her butt
>>337747046
Eldar god
Meriachi reaper
demi-god
wolf pharah and hanzo
Djin zenyatta
travelling sikh genji
You're okay:
recolor skins
reinhardt legendaries
meh tier:
joke legendary skins
everything else
shit tier:
goth zarya
punk tracer
bridal widowmaker
>>337747118
You're a handsome young man and she's a lonely soldier whose choice of weapons means she pushes people away and needs to strike from a distance. You're the only one that's pushed enough to get close to her and she doesn't know how to handle attention from a cutie like you so she tries her best to hide her smile and fix her posture before feeling her eyes shift back to look into yours.
>>337745175
Source on this one?
>>337747506
but its hot
>>337738362
>He's wastes time thinking about cartoon women
>>337747335
Widowmaker's normal skin looks like it's designed for a power rangers knockoff.
Noire actually makes her look like a field agent.
>>337745021
>Cleopatra will never come to you hidden in a rug carpet
WHY LIVE
>>337747591
Never said anything was wrong with it, just pointing out that homosexual doesn't just refer to men.
Like Pharah? Place yo vote yo brown boners
http://www.strawpoll.me/10205345
