>tfw no $100k/yr job with 401k and maternity leave and corner office but you work from home with a secretary and personal assistant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjFwRnzySGY
I kind of want to pretend to be from Sega and meet with him and act as if it's a real business meeting
I don't think Christ is actually trans. Really, I think he's just so desperate for a female companion that he thought turning into one would help make that happen.
>>337718446
So basically he can go fuck himself and feel less like a masturbatory retard?
this guys liked videos are at trip..
>Get an Hourglass Figure Fast!! Subliminals Frequencies & Hypnosis Spell
>Produce Breast Milk Fast! For MTF or Women in General - Transgender Subliminals Frequencies Hypnosis
jesus wtf
>>337718446
This is one of the few times in which he's actually correct (on paper, at least). mtf trans lesbians really do have an easier time finding female companionship and are more easily accepted in plutonic social situations with women than straight males.
>>337718446
>so desperate for a female companion
thats very desperate for something that doesnt really exist
>>337718446
my theory is that historically men have been mena to him, kids at school, Michael Snyder, liquid chris, bluespike etc
and women have tolerated him out of pity, gal pals, megan etc
so since he gets along with women better than men that means he must have a female soul, and thus thinks he is a women, also its trendy now
but since he also perpetually wants that sweet china that must mean that he is a lesbian
cwc logic
>yfw Chris Chan has been a Trojan Horse since he was born
>this has always been a ploy to increase awareness to Sonichu and sell him and his series to Sega
>once Sega buys it Nintendo goes all out with lawsuits and destroys what's left of their company
>>337719334
thats just autistic enough to work
>>337719045
what do you expect he doesnt like to excersise
>>337719703
its not about getting in shape, he wants to look more like a woman
w-why are you calling me on a sunday afternoon
>tfw the cwc youtube archive is gone
is there another one?
>>337719902
youtube.com/channel/UCeWk3G3Zc7SOkpMuWj0ZULQ
Holy shit, I can't believe you guys keep up with this ancient autist. TALK ABOUT DEGENERACY
>>337719045
>Get A Feminine Hairline Fast! For MTF! Subliminals Frequencies
>Male to Female Nipple Conversion! For MTF Works Fast!
I love the thought of chris doing all this goofy shit fully expecting it to work
>>337719334
He's a professional troll, one of the best. I bet he secretly owns CWCwiki and earns thousands weekly from ad revenue alone.
And he uses that money to play vidya, never go outside, never deal with women and their razor-filled poison vaginas, AND become the little girl. He's living the fuckin' dream but idiots think he's inept/pitiful.
At some point he'll retire and make a video where he's talking normally and eloquently, and basically say "u mad bros? lol u all got trolled hard enjoy the butthurt GG"
>>337720189
>TALK ABOUT DEGENERACY
we are
>>337717804
I wonder what would happen if Chris from 2009 met Chris from 2016.
>>337720510
>At some point he'll retire and make a video where he's talking normally and eloquently, and basically say "u mad bros? lol u all got trolled hard enjoy the butthurt GG"
He tried that once
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD4AulkzdJE
but unfortunately we have evidence he's real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFQrhp84jDo
>>337717804
Haven't you done enough damage?
>>337720797
>christina chan
I've often wonder about this myself. Considering he doesn't even knows what he looks like he'd probably think that modern Chris is some tranny freak.
>>337720510
>AND become the little girl
that's not working all that well though
i miss the clown shirts
i miss the totem
i miss the dramatic glasses removal
i miss the grainy playstation eye camera
i miss the crayola fucking model magic medallion
i miss bob
>>337721920
>i miss the totem
Fear not, it still exists.
>>337720814
Who was filming? the magic man?
>>337721920
I miss the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha
>>337722252
>It survived the house fire
>>337720797
They would fuck eachother till they die by a heart attack.
>>337720797
Reposting from an old thread
>Old Chris: Oh boy golly, you sure seem like a nice looking sweetheart. What's your name?
>New Chris: Christine, pleasure to meet you
>Old Chris: Lovely name of yours. So uh, what do you like?
>New Chris: Thank you handome, I like Soni..
>Old Chris: BOY GOLLY YOU LIKE SONIC TOO
>New Chris: Well I guess we have a lot in common
>Old Chris: So Christine, want to come to my place?
>>337717804
Please someone respond and let the new saga begin.
>>337723474
they would argue over who is the true and honest creator of sonich and rosechu
>Asks for maternity leave
This guy never seizes to amaze me
>>337723674
They would hold challenges to see who the real creator is.
So what are the chances of a highly romanticized Christian Chandler drama film after his death?
>>337722963
Such demon trinkets cannot be destroyed so easily
>>337724076
Probably nil, it would have to be it's own film or TV series. Plus no one actually cares outside of the Internet.
>>337724167
I remember seeing one Anon saying he would go to Chris' sleepover to destroy it
>>337724076
I'm honestly surprised he hasn't had his own special on that show "How the internet ruined my life".
>>337717804
What is Chris-chan's mental age?
This would be cute if a 5 year old were reading it out.
>>337724268
you need to throw that shit in the cracks of mount doom
>>337724276
Didn't Wu appeared on it?
>>337724268
and look where your champion lies now
>I would want to be in charge of selecting the–uh–women for these positions myself.
He wants to sexually harass some assistants.
>>337724476
i just searched on youtube for episode 1 and that ghoul was in the opening sequence
so yes
>>337724476
that show was specifically made for wu to have a platform and his family paid for the production costs
>>337717804
>maternity leave
>>337724386
The age he was when he won that Sonic contest, I'm pretty sure some kind of dark magic was involved, he was meant to win, they needed a test subject. He's the first of many, Not Wanda is one of them.
>>337724476
>these dramatizations
WHERE DID EVERYTHING GO SO WRONG
>>337725340
When he was born to Bob and Snorlax.
I think Chris is both a victim of a circumstance and responsible for a lot of his shitty behaviour.
>>337725340
you know exactly where
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcDotlrD5JE
>>337725546
And I just won....
...And I just won...
......And I just won......
.........And I just won.........
>>337725460
they were honestly kind of shitty parents
bob was old as fuck and didn't care
snorlax was/is fat and lazy and also doesnt care
they didnt teach him essential life lessons that he needed to be taught
and having the 'tism just compounds it
they're neglectful enablers
