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>play a game with Americans >always mention that they're
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>play a game with Americans
>always mention that they're Californian or Floridian

The fuck is wrong with you guys? Why do you tell people as if they care?
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I don't
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Thought you said that they always mention that they're Canadian or French for a moment.
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>>337702910
You're not proud of your region?

The US is so big that each state is its own little country. So you can be proud to be American and also proud to be an Ohioan.

Nah, that's stupid. No one's proud about Ohio.
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>>337703495
Man, I'm from the only relevant place in England. London. Of course I'm proud.

My boy is from Indiana. Apparently they hate Ohioans too but they seem more significant than Idaho in my eyes.
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>>337703717
>My boy is from Indiana
What did he mean by this?
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>>337703717
But heck, even London has its micro-regions, doesn't it?

And yeah, it's pretty normal for states that are right next to each other to rag on one another.
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>>337703824
My homeboy, my dawg, my nigga. Are you dumb or something?
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EASTSIDE VS WESTSIDE MOFUKKA
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all about that Texas, son
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>>337703947
>But heck, even London has its micro-regions, doesn't it?

I suppose. West, where I'm from, and South are pretty homogeneous and I'm pretty sure that East and North have some relation. East and North have some really suburban areas comparatively, East especially.
>>337704020
I said Florida, not New York.
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>>>337703717
>being proud of being from London

sure thing Achmed.
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>>337703717
Indiana can fuck right off, fucking Hoosier bastards with their worship of basketball and state that smells bad and shitty road naming conventions and weird color desaturation throughout their landscape and billboards God don't get me started on the billboards fuck Indiana
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>>337702910

Can't speak for Floridians, but Californiafags have unwarranted false superiority because "muh weed" and "muh hollywood".

The first thing they'll mention is being from Cali, the next is the kind bud. The third is usually In-N-Out Burger.
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>>337704232
My name is Nasir, you tripfuccboi.
>>337704307
>weird color desaturation
Seen some pictures that look really nice though. Isn't the basketball obsession more a Jersey thing though? I've only got a few friends from Jersey so I may be wrong.
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Floridians are pretty cool
Although californians are probably the most obnoxious and stuck-up people in the country
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>>337702910
>play a game with Americans
>"oh, you're Norwegian? Haha that's a funny coincidence cause my uncle on my father's side has 1/4 Norwegian in him"
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>>337704447
i'll never understand the point of places like in-n-out
>but it's supposed to be shitty!
if you're going to eat something insanely unhealthy, shouldn't it be worth it? cardboard tastes the same, and it's probably better for you. certainly cheaper.
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>>337703495
>No one's proud about Ohio.
Can confirm, been here my whole life and nobody is proud of it
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>Play a game with non-americans
>Act as retarded as possible until they all leave
Fuck foreigners.
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>>337704447
>The third is usually In-N-Out Burger.

Having moved out to California a decade ago, let me tell you what a disappointment that place is. It's cheap and open all the time, that's about it. But the taste is awful. All raw onions and secret sauce. Fries are terrible. Even the fresh squeezed lemonade is lackluster.

I'd much rather go to Steak n Shake back in Ohio. Or pretty much any other burger joint out here.
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>>337702910
at least americans aren't always angry online like britfags.
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>>337702910
burger here

that's just how Cali and Florida fags are. no one likes them. especially Cali. funniest thing about them is they brag and brag about how great California is, yet they're all moving out in droves to Texas and Oregon for some reason.
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>>337703968
What did he mean by
>this
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>>337704851
>yet they're all moving out in droves to Texas and Oregon for some reason.

Jobs and lower cost of living.
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>>337704447
>muh Hollywood
Seems like more or less muh LA. I've seem girls white as snow pretend to be from Compton or Crenshaw when they're from Beverly Hills or Northridge.
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>>337704452
Nah, Hoosiers pack the stands to watch basketball practice because it's a goddamned cult over there for them
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>>337705124
Basketball is cool but is this like watching high school practice or something? That's just weird.
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>>337702910
Pure numbers likely. I'm Canadian and last I checked there were as many people in Cali as our whole country despite us having more landmass.

The way you guys feels about China and India is the way I feel about Cali population wise.
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can canadians explain to me what it is about quebec and toronto so awful in online communities

95% of all players i've seen from there are awful people
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>all this California hate

Stay mad flyovers.
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>>337702910
biggest reason to mention it is because we have four different time zones. it's useful to know if someone is playing 3 hours later in the day than you.
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>>337705632
checking my lower 48 privilege
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>see non-Americans online
>they're always desperate to find an excuse to complain about Americans

laughing out loud
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>>337705491
Texan here, my anger isn't in your shitty state and it's bankruptcy, but that you are coming over to my turf after your socialist wonderland failed and trying to start it back up here
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>>337705408
Quebec is cunty. Toronto is likely just a numbers game. It's our biggest city so if you meet a canadian they're probably from there.

Having lived in Ontario my whole life I've met a higher percentage of shitty people in rural or small cities than in Toronto.
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>>337705724
Anchorage right?
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>>337704770
Seconded. The only "pride" is MUH BUCKEYES.
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>>337702910

What, you telling me that Scotland and England are the same? Neither is California and Florida.
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>>337702910
>Californian wont shut up about living there
Now you know what its like to live in the states
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>>337705491

>Seattle
>Flyover

Haha, you're funny anon, not like we have some of the largest companies or anything :^)
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>>337706178
Where the fuck did you get that idea?
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>>337705853
This.
Fuck off califags shitting up HI-35 with traffic.
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>>337704851
Texas has an insane job market right now
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>>337705726
This
you guys reek of jealousy
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>>337702910
I'm a Texan and I don't do this

My friend is Nevadan and he doesn't do it either
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>>337705491
>f-fucking flyovers we don't even WANT water or jobs.
Holy shit man c'mon
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>>337703717
>London

SHARIAH MY MUSLIM BRUTHA EH
FUCK THE WHITEY TIGHTIES, BEHEAD THE CRACKAS
ALLAH BLACKBAR
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>>337703717
>I'm from the only relevant place in England. London.
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>>337705491
Enjoy being packed in like fucking sardines. I am jelly of your weather though.
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>>337704770
Everyone in Ohio is either content or miserable but all the states surrounding us are somehow much worse so we never leave
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>>337706605
Birmingham detected.
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>>337704065
My fuckin boy
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>>337705853
California just paid off its debt mate. You can look it up
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>>337702910
Take your non-vidya nationality shit to
>>/int/
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>>337704065

What is there to do in Texas outside of nature and the Alamo? I might go there for QuakeCon this summer
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>>337704447
Who the fuck brags about in and out?I live here and only out of staters seem to eat there. I only go to those shit holes if there isn't another burger joint in miles. Which rarely happens
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because only states like california, florida, new york and texas are relevant, the rest are shitholes that produce nothing of value or are relevant
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>>337704065
This guy knows.
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I'm from Cambridge, Massachusetts. I really don't listen to people's opinions who aren't from the Northeast because most likely they have below average IQ. This area is the only relevant and good part about this country and it would definitely be third world by now if it wasn't for us.
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>>337706667
Everyone who leaves Ohio goes to... Florida or California.

And if they go to Florida, they come back in two or three years complaining about how awful it is.
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new york, california, florida, and texas generate basically all american culture so being from one of those places makes you superior to people from the states no one knows the names of. Saying you're american and then stating you're from somewhere with less than 20 electoral votes basically negates any authority you may have had on anything. That being said new yorkers, floridians, texans, and californians are literal meme people
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>>337704796
its not even cheap, almost every fast food place in cali is cheaper
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>>337702910
Because when they say they're Californian, they usually mean San Diegan and when they say they're Floridian, they usually mean they're from Miami, because people from these two places think they're special snowflakes even though it never snows there lol
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We have publix and delicious chicken tendie subs
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>>337708359
the chicken tendie subs are shit-tier. if you get anything other than italian, you're stupid nigger or spic.
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>>337708221
>San Diegan
>they're from Miami
Wouldn't LA, San Fransisco,Oakland, Sacramento and Orlando count too?
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>>337704020
ITS NOT ABOUT THE EAST OR WEST SIDE!
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>>337702910

Then shouldn't you just be mad at Floridians and Californians, you know, since the other 48 states aren't doing it?

>you fucking retard
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>>337708221
>San Diegan
>Speaking English
hue
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>>337703717
LONDON
O
N
D
O
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>>337708430
>disgusting greasy salami garbage
fucking wop
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i live in a flyover state and i'm glad
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>>337708456
You think anyone in LA actually takes pride in living in LA?
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>>337708475
Notice how most people itt are shitting on Californians and Floridians.
>Select all images with palms trees.
Fitting.
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>>337708631
>ywn live in a rural town where everyone knows your business
I just want to talk to my neighbors
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>>337704851
Its all the non natives that couldn't hack it going back home. Natives are fine senpai.

Highest GDP in the USA. Success breeds jealousy
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>>337708661
Yeah. White girls, people from San Fernando Valley and people from South Central mainly.
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>>337702910
People from Florida can not go a week without mentioning that they're from Florida. It's fucking ridiculous.
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>>337708826
That's any big city in any state though.
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>>337707357
This.
The northeast is the only worthwhile part of the US
hey fellow masshole
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I'm sorry USA, I can't name more than 20 of your states.
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>>337709134
It's okay, neither can I.
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>>337709134
better than most americans could do
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>>337709134
Neither can we.
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>>337702910
They might be mentioning why because of lag. West coast will get shat on with eurolag where east coast has a much easier time of it with them.
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>>337705853
California isn't broke anymore. they currently have a budget surplus.
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>>337709134
Less than 20 of them actually matter so that's fine
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>>337709050
I suppose LA is different due to it being as famous as it is. No New Yorker is gonna brag about being from Apalachin.
Expect from my ex.
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>>337709195
>>337709227
Speak for yourself, some people actually went to school
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>>337707210
Austin's got a lot of stuff going on, but it's less like the rest of Texas. I was a history buff, so visited places like Goliad.
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>>337709390
i can do it. just saying, most americans are actually retarded.
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323

Standing by
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>>337705853
>Blaming Californians for Austin
You can only execute retards and give out free guns for so long before people start to swing the other way
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>>337709134
I am the same with yurop
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>>337708769
I don't even talk to my neighbors though. As far as they're concerned I'm "that guy that never leaves the house, and takes out his trash sometimes".
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>>337702910
they think because they live in tourist traps filled with hispanics they're better than other places
New Hampshire for life
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>>337702910
In hopes to make friends or find a gf probably

Why are Yurops bad at this? They never mention this stuff and they always complain about not having any friends or tfw no gf
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>>337704796
>raw onions
You asked for them grilled you nerd.
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>>337709134
I was honestly surprised when someone told me Connecticut is a state. Sounds like an Internet provider or something.
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>>337709192
>>337709195
>>337709227

Arizona, Washington, California, Ohio, Nebraska, Indiana, Michigan, Oregon, Montana, Idaho, Texas, New York, Florida, Georgia, Alabama, Arkansas, Kentucky, Virginia, West Virginia, Illinois, Kansas, Minnesota, Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont, Massachusetts, Pennsylvania, New Mexico, Colorado. I didn't even need to google them, step your game up senpai
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>>337709848
Nah, you made up half of those.
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>>337708968
Untrue

t.floridian
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Delaware reporting in
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Florida reporting in
fuck Cubans
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>>337704796
Steak and Shake I had when I lived in Florida was pretty average. Probably just the one location but in and out was on par with it.
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>>337702910
Surprised you don't get any Texans. They love their state so much they actually talk about secession still. It really sucks because the university I go to in Arkansas (on the border of Texas) gives Texans in-state tuition to come here. They come here and talk about how great Texas is. The reason they don't just go to school in Texas is cause theyre too dumb to get into U of T, and my school is one of the most money-grubbing schools I've ever seen.

tl;dr Texans suck.
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>>337710167
go away, Delaware
You're the Panama of the U.S.
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>>337703495
There's a difference between being proud of where you're from and obnoxiously stating what state you're from as if it makes you better.
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>>337710167
Milford here
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mid-michigan here, it's a shithole. At least GR and the UP are cool.
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>>337710460
Slaughter>Henlopen
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>>337702910
Op,you gotta understand that the state's are one big pissing match of retards. If arkansas was to become a super state by tomorrow . Everyone and their momma would be bragging about how they're from arkansas . The other states would start flinging shit at arkansas even though they have never been in the state or actually lived there (they'll also blame everything shitty in their state on the state migrants)
But these are MY autistic shit flingers and I wouldn't have it any other way
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>>337707357
Best state is Oregon, rest of the country is shit

>legal weed
>it's legal to kill yourself if you have terminal illness
>highest min wage in the country
>great food
>great beer
>literally arcades within walking distance me in every direction
>across the ocean from Asian countries so amazing authentic Asian food everywhere
>perfect weather, not too hot and not too cold
>beautiful and trees everywhere, people actually give a shit about protecting it
>everyone does outdoor hobbies and bikes everywhere so not very many disgusting fatties
>very low amount of religious nuts

But also please don't move here we're full
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>>337702910

Who the fuck even plays with people outside of their region?
What game?
Why?
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>Not having a competition with your brother with being able to name all the states

California, Oregon, Florida, Delaware, Washington, Ohio, New York, Maine, Vermont, New Hampshire, Nevada, New Mexico, Massachusetts, Mississippi, Louisiana, Alabama, Hawaii, Georgia, Tennessee, Missouri, Kansas, Oklahoma, Texas, Arizona, Montana, North Carolina, South Carolina, North Dakota, South Dakota, Connecticut, Alaska, Wyoming, Idaho.

Im Brit.
Howd I do Americans?
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>>337710760
At least we're some what relevant, Steven Universe is based off of Delaware and Rehobeth Beach. I use to work for the Dupont Nature Center at Slaughter
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>>337709235
I'm on the west coast and it's the opposite for me, when I play EU with people from the east coast they always get lag and I don't

In fact it's very rare in general for me to get lag in games because the internet here is pretty amazing, and most game companies set up their servers on the west coast
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>tfw living in Florida
Truly suffering. Can't wait for the summer heat to kick in.
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>>337708769
It is not as good as you think
Small town, BIG HELL
People has nothing to do, so they are all into massive gossip of all kinds.
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>>337710962
STILL NO DELAWARE
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>>337710850
Now this is a genuine fedora tippers' post.

See how this creature is proud over weed and gives a shit about trees in his slacktivist smug personality.
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>>337711102
>pussies complaining about the heat near me

Just kill yourself or move to a babby state up north. Tired of hearing this shit
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>>337703824
Only fuck niggas come from Indiana. Especially Gary. Chicago here whatup?
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>>337710850
Oregon seems like the reddit of the West Coast. Like no one cares about it. Legal weed seems alright though.
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>>337704065
Damn right.

>>337707210
Are you fucking kidding me? Name it, Texas has probably got it in some region or city.
>nightlife
Downtown or Uptown Dallas
>young nightlife
6th Street in Austin
>scenic nightlife
San Antonio Riverwalk

>snow
Panhandle
>beach
See that gulf coast?
>desert
Head out to El Paso.

>indoor skydiving, paint splash 5K, alpaca farms, an arcade you can free play for $10, eat dinner in an indoor theater, a wild west museum, several haunted hotels, the finest black strip clubs, shoot things with guns

Seriously, just name it.
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>>337711148
It was the 4th one, retard
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>>337702910
Americans think their states are countries.
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>>337710312
Fuck outta here bro. Arkansas is one of the shitiest states in the union. Of course people from Texas are gonna say Texas is better. They're probably shocked to be in a place so much worse.
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>>337702910
They think those places are cool to be from. Both have the shittiest people, especially Florida.
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>>337702910
Our states are literally as large or larger than most countries.

Though we have an overarching culture, each does have their own spin on it.
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Minnesota reporting
We need to get rid of these fucking somalians, our political map is going down the shitter because of them.
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>>337711386
I must have missed it its so small
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>>337711404
I can see Texas and California but others? Not so much
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>>337711180
no need to be so marmalade, bruh
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>>337704020
IT WAS ALL A DREAM
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>>337711270
Here here bro. People seem to think Texas is one giant cowboy/redneck stereotype. It's a huge State with the second highest population.
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>>337705491
scum of north america
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>>337711452
>especially Florida.
can confirm. everyone here is the biggest asshole you will ever meet for some reason.
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>>337711180
I'm not a he and I don't wear fedoras

It is important to protect the environment, so you end up with cities that look like this

Also weed should be legal, it's less bad for you than alcohol and I'd much rather socially ingest weed (I prefer edibles, I make my own) than drink and have a hangover the next day

>>337711249
It's not. There are some liberal nuts here but for the most part it's just normal people with common sense. The people who originally moved here were pioneers who wanted to run their own community with their own rules with less government control over it, and that's pretty much been what shaped the area. For example tons of people love guns and hunting here while at the same time love protecting animals and the environment. At least the natives anyway, a lot of pussy hipster SJWs are moving here from California and other places unfortunately.
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>>337703968

>using those words when you're not even american

fuck off ameriboo
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>>337711701
SARDINES FOR DINNER
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>>337711404
The original 13 colonies predate the formation of the Union and some other states like Vermont, Texas and Hawaii were independent nations at one point or another, so it makes sense that they think that way.
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>>337710850
Lived there for 7 years. It's legitimately beautiful. Nothing beats the fresh pine smelling air.
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>>337711795
LONDON LONDON LONDON
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>>337703717
You are aware that your city smells of human shit, right?
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All these fuckin queers mentioning Austin and not Houston. Fuck off you austin homos go back to commiefornia.
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>>337705726
>>337702910
https://youtu.be/w7OlBdFIxbk
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>>337711795
>muh liberals
I'm just talking about how no one about your state lmao
>>337711862
Burgers only speak American and I was trying to translate.
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>>337711996
Oh god for real, going to other places even just in the US and they don't have that fresh pine smelling air, I don't know how other people can stand it
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>>337712065
Houston has smog and smells like shit. Ft Worth born btw.
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>>337711795

>home to Portland
>not literally the Reddit of the entire fucking planet

I visited Oregon for a few weeks and it's far and away the most insufferable populace I've ever interacted with. Stop shilling your shitty state.
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>>337703717
>Apparently they hate Ohioans
Lived in Indiana my entire life and this is the first time I've heard this. Could have something to do with me living near Lake Michigan - it's much more like suburban Illinois than anything up here.

>>337704307
>worship of basketball
Indianapolis maybe. Wouldn't be surprised if the Bobby Knight boners still live today.

>weird color desaturation
?

>and billboards God don't get me started on the billboards
I've been to at least a dozen states and seen a shit ton of billboards in all of them. No idea where you ended up in Indiana that gave you this idea.
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>>337711867
NINTENDO SEGA GENESIS
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>>337712113
>I'm just talking about how no one about your state lmao
wat

Also I am a liberal, I was talking about the crazy extremist kind
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>>337712132
wouldn't you get used to it, living there? my house is about a 5 minute walk from the beach, so i get used to the beach/ocean smell. only notice it when i come home from vacation.
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>>337712209
>>337703717

I'm from New Castle, Indiana, and I can confirm that out here we hate Ohioans.

People also fucking LOVE basketball out here, but I'm personally not a fan.
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>>337712256
No one speaks about Oregon at all compared to Washington and California is what I'm saying. Hell, I first heard of it through a Wu-Tan Clan song when I was 8 or something.
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>>337712202
How so? What did you encounter there that made you feel that way?

>>337712308
I suppose so, but even the beaches here have pine trees near them and have the fresh pine smelling air thing. But what is really great is we have that even right in the middle of the largest city, and other states don't really have that.

Also the smell and freshness is because it rains a lot here.
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Which states are the smallest in America?
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>>337712529
Rhode Island.
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>>337702910
I have never encountered this, does this even happen?
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>>337712478
I get what you're saying, but there is a TV show about it now
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>>337712529
Rhode Island, Connecticut, Vermont, New Hampshire, Delaware.
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>>337706282
>Seattle
>anything but a smaller shittier San Francisco.

OK m8.
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No one cares about your states jeesus christ. Didn't you read the op
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>>337712529
Rhode Island is the smallest
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>tfw I'm living in California
>moved from Florida two years ago after spending nearly all my life there
>third post mentioned Indiana, where I lived 8 years before I moved to Florida as a kid
This is some freaky deaky shit right here.
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>>337703357
Canadians don't say they're Canadians outright. They just always talk about how drunk or stoned they are
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>>337705853
This. I live closer to Europe than I do California and I have to deal with your policies drifting over here. If you all want to be liberal faggots over there you can do that but when it affects me you can fuck off.
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>>337711245
Chiraq here, pee on L seats in the city of dreams
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>>337707357
Leominster Mass reporting in
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>>337703495
>proud to be American
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>>337702910

A Californian is typically going to be different than someone from the south, the Midwest, or east. It's not a matter of pride or being better it's just that the people are way different in each region so stating what state you are from can give an idea as to who you are you dumbass.
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>>337712697
I imagine Canada as one giant trailer park.
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>>337712623
>wanting to live in SF

gross
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>>337712596
There was also Californication. It's easily the worst piece of media I've experienced.
>>337712529
Rhode Island or Delaware.
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>>337712529
Land area wise it's Rhode Island then Delaware then Connecticut.

Population wise it's Wyoming then Vermont then North Dakota.
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>>337702910
I doubt flordians mention they're from the white trash capital of usa
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>>337712661
California is a state of boring narcassistic cunt transplants trying to "be someone."
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>>337712661
>that pic
Ayyyy lmao
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>>337702910
Because America produces more in one state than an entire country does in europe.
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>>337712825
Yeah Portlandia is pretty bad, it can be okay sometimes though I guess

If you ever get a chance you should try visiting here though to see for yourself, Portland is pretty much like if SF didn't get ridiculously overpriced and invaded by SJWs en masse, but with better food and alcohol and people really like the outdoors and just a prettier area in general
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>>337712869
Florida isn't Mississippi
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>>337703717
Theres nothing wrong with ohio, cept for the snow and rain.
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>>337713017
I kinda hold SF in some regard because that's where I first got the succ.
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>>337712820
Its really similar though. Though SF has the better weather and is almost as expensive as Seattle.
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>>337713213
I've been there before and I hated it. Everything was so fucking expensive.

>>337713276
Portland is the better SF and Seattle, it has better weather than SF and Seattle, you can get around by public transit, walking or biking because the city is still pretty small, and everything is relatively affordable. Also better food, better beer, arcades/barcades, prettier scenery, etc.
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>>337712881
>thinking millions of people in a state want to be a star

Shut up. Also most models are usually flyovers who come here to make it big.
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>>337712881
I'm living in California because I couldn't find a job where I lived in Florida. Found one within a week of moving, the job market is pretty healthy here.
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>>337713094
>FL
>white trash capital
>not Georgia
>not Virginia
>not Kentucky
>not Tennessee
>not Louisiana
>not West Virginia
>not Mississippi

I guess you've never been away from home, eh kiddo?
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>tfw North Carolina

Its chaotic neutral
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>>337713442
Nigga my girlfriend lives in Portland. It's a cool city but it feels kind of dead late at night. At least here in LA I could go to some bar and then go to this Asian restaurant at 3 in the morning, some random donut shop, or the beach and wait for the sunrise.
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>>337713481
To be fair northern Florida is just as bad as any of those places.
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>>337703495
O H
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>>337713452
>>337713473
It was lighthearted banter lads. It's still true though.
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>live in iowa
I don't recommend it unless you're a naturefag. You'll see a shitload of wildlife while you're driving (I regularly see hawks, eagles, deer, turkeys, etc and the other day I helped a snapping turtle off the road) so if you're into nature it's goddamn beautiful, but that's really all it has going for it.
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>>337712815
Toronto and Vancouver are full of swagfags, immigrants, and are generally pompous assholes. Quebec is the asshole cousin nobody wants to support but we're obligated to because we're still distant family, and the trailer park analogy basically works for the rest of Canada.
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I'm from Maryland, we have crabs (literally).
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>>337713669
You can do that here too, I don't know what you mean

There are 24 hour diners here and donut shops and stuff too

Were you downtown or on the west side?

http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-19385-all-night-long.html

I remember a time I was drunk at 3 am and got Korean tacos from a food cart
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>>337713669
>at least in LA I can go be a teenage wasteland burnout faggot

Why don't you go do that, bud
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Just moved to Florida what should I expect?
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>>337713669
> At least here in LA I could go to some bar and then go to this Asian restaurant at 3 in the morning, some random donut shop, or the beach and wait for the sunrise
Not gonna lie ,that sounds comfy as fuck
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>>337713906
>i'm a vegan
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>south Texas
this is basically Mexico but since I am white and educated and it's so cheap to live here, I have lods of emone to spend on cool shit. I'm nearly finished getting my pilots license because why the fuck not?
also latina girls are fucking hot as long as they aren't hamplanets.
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>talking to online friends
>some are from Cali, they're kinda stuck up cunts
>one asks where I live
>say Florida
>"haha anon you're Florida man! Stop living in such a shitty state bro"
>hear this shit all the time from this smug Californian asshole now
I get it, Florida fucking sucks but California is a lot worse. Also fuck people from Massachusetts, they're always shitty people to talk to.
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>>337713984
>tfw everyone tries claim they have better crabs than maryland
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>>337714180
>Hurricanes
>Cubans
>Rednecks
>worst drivers in America
>Old People waiting to die
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>>337708806
Aren't your taxes higher as well? I have relatives up in New England and they all make more than us but the extra taxes and general higher cost of shit evens it out to where they aren't doing much better than us here in cozy rural flyover.
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>>337714298
Same situation here. A lot of my friends are from Cali and act like their state is the bees knees because of "le florida man xDD"

Yes I'm mad fuck off
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>>337714298
>Massachusetts
They've been bro as fuck for me.
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>>337714406
Sums up my experience so far
>old fuckers are rude as hell think they deserve everything first/best because they're old
>can't drive for shit
>redneck fuckers making the community pool a shithole
And I've only been here a fucking month
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>>337714180
Floridaman to create shennanigans.
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>>337714330
preach it brother
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>>337713570
Where were you when trans trash BTFO
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>>337713906
Iowa fag here can confirm
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>>337714606
>can't drive for shit
IT'S THE FUCKING SNOWBIRDS

GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>337714421
Yup we have one of the highest federal tax rates. This state gets bled dry keeping flyovers afloat. We give mre to the feds than we take. Give me back my jew gold.
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>>337714091
Nah I ain't talking about Shari's or Dennys. Where are they? I usually go by the water front at a bar called Swift Lounge. I'll check check it out next I go up there.
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>>337714795
Fuckers are so impatient
>stay still for one second longer than usual and suddenly everyone is honking up your ass
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>>337712801
If /v/ had flags anon, you'd roasted to death.
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>>337714606
Lol hang in there buddy. inb4 I'm not your buddy pal!
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>tfw Washington
Come visit, there's something for everyone. It's nice.
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>>337715056
Go to the places in the article I linked, I like Hotcake House the best, they're good for some drunken breakfast late at night
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>>337704447
I work in the help desk for a medical company that has offices around the country. People who call the help desk are generally pretty stupid. Californians are by far the most retarded people I have ever spoken with.
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>>337714872
Maybe my state's economy wouldn't be so bad if you Californians didn't put so many federal regulations on the fucking coal industry. You fucks managed to turn a blue state red with your policing of the entire country.
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>>337715136
Didn't the wildfires from Canada just hit you guys? How're you Washington anons holding up?
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>>337714191
You can do all that in Portland too just minus the beach, and insert mountains or forest instead

But the beach is only like a 30-60 minute drive away from the city
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>>337715324
Isn't Portland all hippies, hipsters, feminists... Isn't Portalnd Tumblr?
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>>337702910
Dude, that's only those two states. They are both full of a bunch of insufferable cunts. Maybe you could put New York and Texas on that list as well but they are not nearly as bad as Californians. Just don't pay any attention to them. They feed off the undue worship their states receive. It is all that gives their shallow existence meaning. Just ignore them.
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Louisiana reporting in.
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>>337715270
our economy is fine, its the largest in the USA, your feelings wont change that. The fact that we get unfairly taxed to keep bankrupt flyover states afloat is bullshit. This has been going on for decades, and not only that you fed fucks try to bully our industries to unlock devices. Go away.
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>>337715270
>Californians dictate federal policy on not killing your workers with black lung

lol.
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I'M FROM TEXAS AND I SAY KILL EM ALL.
ALDO, PLEASE STOP COMING HERE. WE ARE FULL AND DONT WANT CALIFORNIANS.
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>Play a game with brits.
>Don't ask about their accents.
>But they ask which state I'm from.
>Proceeds to make incest jokes and whatever comments they probably found by swiftly googling said state.

Maybe it's just the kind of player GTA Online attracts but damn. Then I get an australian player who is nice as fuck and even makes fun of british people.
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>>337715324
Also picture related is a sunrise here

>>337715456
No, those people are the minority, just like anywhere else

Although my parents are old hippies, they're just not liberal extremists or anything, they're just fine with legal weed and grow their own produce and shit and make amazing food. That is pretty much how most people are here.
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>>337715456
Socal here. No not really. It's just like any another big city really. People are alot more courteous than LA though.
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>>337715580
Listen, it sounds like both of us would be happier if California seceded from the US and stopped interacting with the other 49 states. How about we just do that, then we never have to deal with each other again.

>>337715618
I'd rather be dead than unemployed.
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>>337713906
I have to ask; why does everyone trumpet your state as a critical state for the Presidency when you give so few electoral votes?
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>>337715067
:^)
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>>337715136
>tfw when live in south-eastern Washington
>hot as shit 9 months out of the year
>no trees
>Cartel/MS13 everywhere
>tumbleweeds, tumbleweeds everywhere

It's funny that whenever anyone brings up Washington State, the first thought that comes into anyone's head is Seattle/Evergreen Trees/Rain. We have less than an inch PER YEAR here. it's a fucking desert shithole.
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Florida isn't even that bad. The worst thing about it is the humidity and people are terrible drivers throughout the state. Everything else like rednecks and old fucks are isolated to certain parts of the state like everywhere else. Like I've only met two met heads in my entire time living here and they were well off gays so they don't even count
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>>337715548
I met a girl from Louisiana, she was nice, however the things she said about Louisiana were not.

Mad Max meets Wrong Turn.
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>>337715692
>not making fun of their accents

I do it all the time and they get so mad
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Any Canadians know what makes Canada appealing to non canadians?
>got 2 friends who live in Canada but aren't Canadian
>one is Indian
>the other is asian
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>>337715903
What city /County? Kinda want to check it out.
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>>337715313
It's alright where I am. Not many forests in the central part for it to spread to, lots of dry grasses though
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>>337715827
>I'd rather be dead than unemployed.

Then take it up with your congressman. California doesn't even have a coal industry and doesn't dictate your states policy or federal policy on the coal industry.

This is some boogeyman tier shit, you have to be having a laugh.
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>>337715956
Well yeah I mean as soon as I get accused of fucking my sister the gloves come off for the accent bashing.
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>>337715749
Oh shit Portland is The Happening?

Fuck that.
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>>337715692
I thought brits were super inbred too. That's wy they look like that
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>>337715456
Portland is darn liberal and young, but it's a fun city. A perfect day for me would be going to the zoo and hanging out at Powell's
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>>337716021
Benton County.
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>>337715827
Fine by me, good luck finding a state with a 2 trillion gdp to support your welfare niggers
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>>337716082
Lol it just gets foggy sometimes
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