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So is Samus actually super tall? Because in Other M she's normal sized.
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No, Little Mac's a manlet. Hence the "little", can't you read?

Any perceived height Samus has is because of her armor
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>>337700751
Little Mac's canon height is 5'7".
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>>337700574
Isn't Samus' real height a bit over 2m though? Amazonian bird woman
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>>337701238
Yeah like he said. He's a manlet.
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>>337701493
I swear to god the minimum for "manlet" keeps increasing every year
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>>337701238
so he's a confirmed manlet
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>>337701238
>5'7"
But that's not "little" at all
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it doesn't matter how tall you are as long as you feel tall
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>>337700574

She used to be over six feet tall, if not just by assumption. Then Other M came along and made her some absurdly petite woman, something like 5'4
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>>337701773
Because Sakamoto thinks tall girls aren't hot or something

that and he's a complete hack
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>>337701632
Anyone under 190cm is a manlet.
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>>337701743
>>337701770
HAHAHA LOOK AT THESE FUCKING MANLETS POINT AND LAUGH EVERYONE
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>>337700574
Samus is tall for a woman (6 foot something) and Mac is a manlet
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>>337701863
What's wrong with being short? It's something biologically unavoidable
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>>337702027
Same as being black, or gay.
Nothing.
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>>337701632
Manlet has always been under 6".
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>>337701632
There's no consensus as to how short a person has to be to be a manlet, but more or less it is anyone under 6' tall. People who are 5'11 are called King of Manlets, because they'd be the tallest people to be considered manlets.
And there's vitriol towards them because we can afford to laugh at them without any backlash from normal people. Surely they will rage (called "manlet rage"), but since no one pays them attention and find it fine to mock them, no one cares.
And since now it is frowned upon to laugh at fat people more and more, we shift our mocking towards other people who are Acceptable Targets still. That's why you'll be seeing jokes and comments about manlets more often.
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>>337702174
Nigger being gay isn't "biologically unavoidable"
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>>337702320
Then what is it?
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>>337701238
>Using the Next Level Games "canon"
Little Mac is 4'8"
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>>337702320
>"Have you tried not being gay?"
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>>337702373
It's something built up in your character, mostly influenced by the enviroment in which you've grown.
When you were a baby you didn''t want to get your milk from your dad, faggot.
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>>337700574
>Mouth with slashes on the sides

Stop!
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>>337702208
Shit I know a guy who's the poster boy for manlet syndrome.

He's no more than 5'7 and compensates for his height with guns and weightlifting.

It's fucking hilarious, he's so fucking angry.
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>>337702650
>mostly influenced by the enviroment in which you've grown
Bullshit, if that were the case, there would be no homosexuals in western countries as the overwhelming majority of sexualized people is women.
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>>337701743

He's shorter than the US national average according to the Department of Health and Human Services data. http://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/series/sr_11/sr11_252.pdf
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>>337702320
So you made a choice to suck those dicks?
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>>337702834
>tfw 5'9'

I mostly lay back and study and masturbate and vidya
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>>337702650
Yeah, because the baby quickly learns that its mother is the person who has the milk.
That doesn't have shit to do with sexuality, that's just basic association.
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>>337702834
Jason Blaha?
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>>337702784
>now certain ways of drawing expressions is bad
i can't wait for the day when drawing eyes as ellipses will be bad!
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>>337702027

Nothing inherently wrong with being short, but before OtherM Samus had the physical appearance that you would simply expect. Tall, strong, stoic, that kind of thing. It helped reflect what everyone thought of Samus, and just made sense considering her history and lifestyle.

People shit on OtherM because it gave her the physical appearance of some waifu boy toy. She was literally designed to look as fragile and helpless as possible in order to push OtherM's narrative, which was that Samus is a delicate woman who has trouple dealing with the issues of her past.
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>>337700574
Define "super tall". She's roughly 5'11"-6'2" in most of her games both suited and not.

Other M was the odd one out where Sakamoto downsized Samus in the middle of development because "wow I think she's so tall, let's make her shorter".
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>>337703056
>Ellipse eyes

Stop!
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>>337700574
It's a mix of both.
Samus is like 6'2, where Little Mac is 5'7
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>>337702834

>be manlet
>lift because i like looking at my physique in the mirror and i like improving myself
>autists get mad about it and think im compensating for something
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>>337702859
We are talking about the immediate enviroment where you grow up. Your family. Your Friends. Culture also has something to do with it, but it isn't the most important thing after all. For example, if you had a bad impression of the female stereotype( You had an abusive mother) you are more likely to end up being attracted by your same gender.

>>337702908
Go to /b/, im sure you'll find a trap who will end up sucking you if you need it so much.

>>337703007
Of course, it was a joke. In fact, when you are just a baby, you aren't sexually attracted by anything. You are still developing those emotions.
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I think everyone is missing the point of Little Mac. He's just below the average, but he's not "little" by any means. They call him Little Mac because he fights in weight classes above him against opponents who are substantially larger than he is.
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>>337701632

You are right about it increasing but 5'7 has always been well with manlet status.

The cutoff was original at 6'0, now it's at 6'2, shit is retarded.
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>>337703225
i do what i want
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>>337703494
>Little Mac isn't Little
Are you retarded? Don't try to defend a fictional character just to make up for your own insecurities.
Fucking manlet.
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>>337701632
5'7" is on the cusp of manlet. I think 5'10" is the average. Anything taller than 6'1" is tall so naturally, anything shorter than 5'7" is manlet.
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>>337703494
Yeah, he's not actually little, it's that his opponents are huge. This is 4 chan though, and some nerdy pimple faced tall autistic needs something to post 1000 times on one board to feel good about themselves.
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>>337703416
Nah it's just funny because as a manlet, your gains show so quickly you think you're hot shit.

Meanwhile, I don't have the same visible muscles you do but can lift twice what you can.
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>>337702834
>random guy gets fit
>some lardass posts about how they must be compensating for something

every time
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>>337703978

>giving one solitary shit about how much you can pick up and put down

powerlifters are literal memes

fat people with belts
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>>337703978
Lifting for PRs is dumb. Just lift and eat to get a six pack and vanity muscles. PPL for life.
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>>337703646
>mfw im 6'6" and in 2 to 4 years I'll be considered a manlet

Is not fair!
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>>337704675
There you go, that's the right manlet mentality. Just get the muscles for the looks, you're not capable of actually being strong anyway.
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>>337705207
Yeah what a piece of shit

Trying to get fit
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>>337705320
If you weren't a manlet, you'd know that real men have to work hard to have their muscles show, at least twice as long as it does for a manlet.

And by that time, they're twice as strong.
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>>337705207
I'm 6'4 actually. I just don't care about prs. No pr feels as good as a girl appreciating your muscles.

I find short dudes can lift more than me if we're the same strength, they're moving the weight like half as far and my joints are shitty.
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>>337705440
You get fit to get strong?
Short men don't have to work hard?
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>>337700574

Samus is 6'2" m8. She's a hot amazon.
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>>337705578
Taller women are nice
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>He is less that 6ft
>im not a manlet!
>His dick is less than 6inches
>i dont have a small penis!
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>Not working out just for the sake of health.

jej
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>>337701238
>>337701743
Manlets, when will they grow?
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>>337705967
Health is a nice side effect of satisfying my vanity.
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>>337700574
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>>337701743
Considering he boxes super heavyweights primarily, it's very little.
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>>337700574
I fucking hate tall women so god damn much. Always passive-aggressively judging me. They need to be pinned down and aggressively fucked. Not so big and mighty then, huh?
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>>337704701
>be 6'4
>half of the youngsters I see are either as tall or taller than me by a whole head
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>>337701632
Why are 4chan users so insecure about height?
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>>337706281
Where do you live? I'm 6'4 and I'm a fucking giant almost everywhere I go. I still don't really feel tall though I just feel like everyone else is short.

Like I just barely made the grade and everyone else is failing.
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>>337706281
>be 7'8" in midwest (tons of Scandinavians here)
>everyone below 25 is at least two inches taller
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>>337706249
t. angry manlet
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>>337706281
Do you live near Chernobyl or something?
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>>337703494
He's SUPPOSED to be short to emphasise the sizes of the opponents he fights. At 5'7, he is Little, as intended.

I reckon the point is that he's proven himself despite his size.
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>>337701238
>I'm 5'5

I want to die
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>>337706249
Tell us about your mother.
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>be 290 cm tall in Hong Kong as a student
>literally all the women are 50 cm taller than me

Why did I have to be born a manlet?
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>>337706590
I'm sorry my post hurt your feelings, lad.

>>337706760
Freud is a shitty pseudo intellectual, and my mom is a fine woman. Kill yourself.
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>>337706249
You don't want a tall girl to ride you?
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>>337703494
You're outright wrong.

His short stature is something even Nintendo jokes about.
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>>337706449
Almost everyone is male, most are social outcasts. Height is a major defining point on masculinity and affects a man's confidence significantly. A lot of us are probably here due on part to our height.
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>>337706808
wut
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>tfw 5'2"
Kill me
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>>337706097
this
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>>337706249
Many tall women are ok with short dudes. Short dudes are weirder about tall girls than the reverse I think.
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>>337706449
>height is directly correlated to how seriously people take you
>women want you more
>companies value you more in positions of power
>society values you more in just about every way there is to be valued
>lol y u care?

Fuuuuuuuuck off.
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>tfw confident about your height.

Most people who accuse other of manlets are probably bean poles
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>>337706808
>Hong Kong women are 9 feet tall
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5'6
best friends 6'6
How can i live
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>>337701743
LOL
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>>337707037
>I'm 5'3"
>MFW
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>>337707037
I'm sorry anon. I'm 5'5 and want to die, I can't imagine your suffering. At least the insecurity is good for our posture, right? My spine is so fucking straight anon.
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>>337707221
Ride around on his shoulders.
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>>337701832
Wouldn't be surprised if the height was changed because it was easier on the cinematics team.
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>>337702207
>6"
>6 inches
Can you at least try not being a retard today?
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>>337707221
What's wrong with your thumb?
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>Surgery to become taller ruins your life

I just want to be happy.
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>>337706745

same

hold me
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WHEN
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>>337707864
I want to literally climb her
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>>337707864
my dick
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Can we get some Manlet inspiration pls?
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>>337707864
I'd like to split that tree
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>>337708273
I need douins with taller women, not necessarily shota however

can I get a hand
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>>337708273
that's not inspiring
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>>337708063
WILL
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>>337708550
THEY
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>>337709094
DIE
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>>337709421
>>337709094
>>337708550
rude
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>4'7''
tfw
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>>337700574
We don't talk about Other M.
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>>337709881
Fuck off Danny Devito
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>>337708060
>>337706745
Don't be so self conscious about that. Only virgins on /v/ and /fit/ care about something so petty as that.
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>>337706249

What was her name, anon?
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>>337702208
>And since now it is frowned upon to laugh at fat people more and more, we shift our mocking towards other people who are Acceptable Targets still.
You know, that's cruel. Laughing at fat people makes the slimmer. Laughing at a short guy won't make him taller. Besides, being short or being tall doesn't mean you'll be healthier.
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>tfw 6'3"

feels good.
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If you are below 8 ft tall you are a manlet
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>>337709881
Really? Proof.
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>>337702650
Wait, then explain why there are kids that are heterosexual but their brothers are homosexual.
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>>337700574
>in Other M
There's your problem.
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>>337703978
You're still caring what other people do. Just live and let live, faggot.
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>>337710273
>being short or being tall doesn't mean you'll be healthier
Taller people (6' - 6'6) ARE healthier, anon.
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>>337710273
Laughing at fat people doesn't make them slimmer, it just makes them bitter and leads to them eating more to make up for their depression.

In the case of fat men, they just don't give a shit because fat dudes are totally fine until they're so morbidly obese that they have to borrow a motor scooter to go shopping and can barely fit in a chair.
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>>337701743
>TFW 5'6
>tfw Napleon sized
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>>337710008
Not even he's that short.
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>>337700574
>170 is a totally acceptable height
specially when you look like pic related
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>>337701632
Manlet's always been under 5'10".
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>>337709560
>Even though
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>>337705207
>lol you're not strong in this XXI century society that doesn't actually need for you to be strong, because any instance where it could be useful, has been replaced by machines, LOL

Your mentality reminds me of a 17 year old kid. Not old enough to think, but old enough to assume he does.
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>>337701238
>>337701438
I'm pretty sure Samus is 6'3'' naturally. That puts her at a little below two meters, though her armor migh push her over that number.
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>mfw 5'6
>mfw lost v-card to 6 feet tall girl
>mfw have dated taller and shorter girls and height has never been an issue
>mfw see people on a Singaporean wood carvings board sperging out about a non-issue

It's your autism that's drives girls away, mates, not your height.
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>>337710879
>under 5'10
Anon, I
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>>337710642
>/pol/ chart
into the trash
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>>337711302
>all charts that you don't like are /pol/
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>>337706967
Im more worry about penis size than my height
I mean Im only 4"
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>>337711446
It is when it starts with "short people are not as intelligent as tall people."

Fuck off, from all the things to feel superior, correlating intelligence with height? That's the pettiest and most ridiculous one from them all.
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>be 6 feet even
>manlet range
>have a fetish for taller girls and giantess

the fucking joke is on you, retards, i can live the fucking dream
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6'2" God Tier race report in!
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>>337710879
That's weird, 100 percent sure manlets have always been considered those who are 6'1" or shorter
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>>337711594
>t. double digit IQ manlet
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>>337711743
>tfw king of manlets

5'11 here. It's kind of funny being this height, because I always know when people are lying about theirs. Most people are shorter than they think they are. I can't tell you how many times I've had """"6'0""""" guys tell me that I had to be at least 6'1

Honestly though, I'm taller than most girls and all the cute guys. It's an alright height.
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>>337711757
And you wonder why I call the chart /pol/. That kind of passive aggressiveness by insulting the other person is the same one Tumblr uses, immature little shits who spend all their time on the computer in an echo chamber trying to feel superior to the rest, while spouting ignorant, unscientific arguments ad infinitum.
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6'1 and I don't give a fuck
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>>337712051
Not our fault you can't handle the truth.
The best thing you can do is not have kids, so your inferior genes die with you, and not taint the rest of humanity.
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>>337706745
>>337708060
The one thing that irritates me is I get shit for it all the time and I can't do anything about it, but no one says anything to fat asses who have complete control over that.
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>>337701238
5'1"
otherm samus is 5'4"
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>>337712340
>t. cletus
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>>337707701
Who run barter town?
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>>337712340
Says the guy posting stupid ideological charts based on /fit/ memes. But well, at least you don't have the option to reproduce so that's a plus.
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>>337712484
>t. memeposter
Like I said you can't handle the truth, and can only spout memes to try and get over the humiliation of being a manlet.
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>>337702834
>5'6
>don't lift
LOL manlet AND scrawny

>lift
LOL keep compensating

What do you want from me...
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>>337710642
I'm 6'1" and will likely never have a relationship with anyone
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>>337712686
>LOL
>>>/pol/
>>>/b/
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>>337712686
Your tiny soul
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>>337703978
Don't bully anon.
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>>337712686
To not take 4 chins banter too seriously
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>>337712615
Please take my advice.
Not only will you not spread your own genes, but you won't spread the genes of the hamplanet who is your only option to be with.
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>>337711743
Surely you meant 6'10?
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>>337713294
>hamplanet
>Implying I live in America
your world is one of decadence and excess, I don't live in such a disgusting reality.
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>>337701238
I fucking hate /fit/ memes. Infact i hate /fit/ alltogheter. What the fuck does pick up lines and >tfw no gf have to do with fitness
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>>337713705
Ahh, that explains why you're so short.
Nutrition is an important part of growing.
Sorry, you couldn't eat properly growing up a rice farmer/ bush child/ eastern european peasant/ etc.
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>tfw 6'6 mr skeltal lanklet

don't worry manlets, guys from the opposite spectrum have it just as bad
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>>337713692
I'm quite sure I meant 10'6''.

Anything under 6 meters might as well be a cockroach.
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>tfw you are 5'7 and want a 6'8 girlfriend
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>tfw 180 cm and still don't know what I am in feet
I feel like everyone in my country is around my height, am I a manlet?
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>>337706161
Fuck Sakamoto and his masturbation fantasy called Other M.
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>>337701632
4CHAN DOES IT ON PURPOSE TO MAKE STUPID FAGGOTS INSECURE

THEY BY IT AND AFTER THAT THEY'RE LIKE OH I'M JUST 6"3 THATS WHY I CAN'T FIND A DATE FUCK THIS EARTH
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>>337708273
what a sad little man
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I'm 5'2" and as long as the guy is taller than me I don't care.
I really don't get why you faggots obsess over stupid shit like this.
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>>337711585

>tfw 5'5 and only 2"

what did i do to deserve these genes
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Even sadder thing is a dude who is over 6 foot tall and still has micro penis. It's like, God hates him.
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>>337717351
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
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>>337706281
>be 6"10
>can't even talk to a girl because of how ashamed I am of my small height
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>>337716376
>could have been a shitty cult classic film like Super Mario Bros
>script was tailored into a shitty game instead
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Ya'll insecure as fuck.

A lot of women/men don't really care how tall you are.
Everyone is so concerned with every person thinking well of their height or thinking ill of it.

Must have 0 redeeming qualities if being short bothers you so much.
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>>337701632

>Minimum
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>>337701632
Well yeah, people grow every year. Dumbass
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>>337710125
>t. 6'0+ person
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>>337718190
>just fuck my ass up bby.jpg
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>>337718450
>THIS UGLY SHORT BASTARD IS BANGING HOT CYBORGS AND BASICALLY YOU ARE FUCKING DUMB
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>>337711585
4 inches hard?
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>>337711585
>>337718623
average vagina depth is 4 inches

stop watching porn
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>>337701238
>>337701743
I missed this meme.
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>Spain
>blessed by Basque genes 6.3
>all girls are literally dwarfs.

Fuck this manlet country and it's moor gene pool.
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>tfw your tiny penis will never be able to satisfy Samus
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Reminder that anons create these threads out of insecurity.
/fit/ is a board that feeds on it; this meme is borne from their need to compete and rank each other with something irrelevant to workout effort or social success.
If they were as successful as they claimed to be they would not be here and they would also not seek social betterment on /fit/.
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>>337718623
>tiny dick thread

WELP LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME FOR ME TO SETTLE DOWN IN THIS THREAD
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>>337706249
I wish I could be manlet so I could crawl all over a tall amazonian woman.
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>>337710802
>Religion Roman Catholic
WHAT
i thought he was a 100% jew
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>>337718830
>and they would also not seek social betterment on /fit/.

/fit/ is a good board

if you read the sticky and literally nothing else
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>>337718920
reminder that /fit/ and /sci/ are in cahoots to educate the entire imageboard
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>>337707221
beign tall isn't that good
I'm not that tall (5'9) and I have a friend that's 6,3 and is very hard to find clothes and shoes for our size. Even finding a vehicle can be hard.
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>>337718920
I meant that they get fit in an attempt to get girls or increase their low confidence. There's a fairly strong overlap between /r9k/ and /fit/ these days.
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>>337719109
I was actually joking with a buddy of mine that they should just fuse the boards or call /fit/ something else
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>>337707037
>>337707268
If you can get to hug a tall girl (or dance with her) her boobs will be at your face height
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>>337717569
I'm 5'5" and got a 5" penis. I thought I was bad.
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Why are you guys so insecure about height? I see a ton of dudes under 6 feet every day with girlfriends/wives. Hell, a lot of successful people are under 6 feet. Do you people have no redeeming traits outside of height?
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>>337717569
>2"
How is that even possible?
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>>337719624ith thi
Completely oy k.
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>>337700574
HE SAID NO BITCH
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>>337719559
>5 inch penises are bad

Porn has ruined my generation.
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>>337719748
"Completely ok with this."

Damned program layer on the keyboard.
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>>337719819
I thought 6-7 inches was the norm
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>>337700574
LOL
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>>337710431
The same reason my brother is a brodude athlete and I'm a shut in nerd.

If being gay really was genetic then twins would either always be gay or always be straight, and there's tons of twins where one is gay and one is straight.
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zero slut slutmus
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>>337719624
It's a meme to make some people insecure
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>>337719969
It's 5.5, m8. And women care less about it than you think. And if your dick really is too small for her, you better learn to eat pussy like a demon. Learning to eat some booty won't hurt either.

And fucking LOL at 7 inches being the normal penis size.
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>>337700574
IIRC, she was 6ft something out of armour in one of her previous iterations, and people like the Amazonian mental image because it fits in with the personality of a bounty hunter who doesn't take any shit.
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>>337709560

>Even though
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>>337720154
insecurity doesn't breed anything good

but humans live in a dirty environment
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>>337719969
Pretty sure the worldwide average is somewhere between 4-5. 6" is within the range of average 50% but it isn't THE average.
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>>337719295
I could see it. It might create a black hole of negativity that eats up all other boards, though.
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>>337719969
Average is something like 5" in the West (I don't know what that is in commie units)
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>>337702320
How can a nigger decide not to be a nigger?
Go full MJ route, burn himself with rocket fuel during a musical shooting and get a skin disease that makes you lose skin pigment?
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>>337720772
the same way a spanish person can decide to be white
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>>337720891
Spaniards ARE white, you moron.
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>>337720158
>5.5
The fuck? That's almost definitely counting in the billions of chinks and pajeets that pull the average down.
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>>337721041
Spanish people are ethnically spanish.
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>>337721119
It's the average in the west, too. Porn has ruined your scope of penis length.
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>>337700574
She used to be tall, but Other M retconned it.
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>>337721249
girth on the other hand seems to be widely understood for whatever reason
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>>337721119
Porn is not real life.
What do you think the average is? 9?
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>6'4" but got a average penis size
>mfw
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>>337700574
Her actual height was 6'3" but Sakomoto has a bimbofication fetish so he turned her into a 5'2" waifu
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>>337721313
Most porn stars probably aren't even 9 inches.
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>>337721437
>girls expect men to have long dong silver
>but no misinterpretations about girth
>meanwhile, the thread is still commonly about little mac's size
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>there are "people" that still use the imperial measurements
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>>337700574
Samus is super tall in the old games.
In Other M she's 'normal' sized.
Little Mac is super short in the old games.
In Punch-Out Wii he's short but still 'normal' sized.
The important people don't give a shit about your 'lore'. This is not that hard to understand.
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>>337718450
They are a cute couple.
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>>337721534
>little mac's size
Well, Little Mac's size is something I really need to know.
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>>337709881
damn
you must have a likeable personality then, if not, I'm sorry for you
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>>337721931
post more

you know for the boysa
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>>337721437
Why do you think your penis size is going to affect anything? If get to the point where you're going into a bed with a girl she doesn't give two shits if you're average or porn star sized. Or do you wear a badge on your shirt saying how long your penis is?
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>>337722085
>If get to the point where you're going into a bed with a girl she doesn't give two shits if you're average or porn star sized.

You are wiser than I.
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>>337718909
>DeVito
>Jewish name
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>>337703467
I was close with both of my parents and bullied by other girls, but somehow I still became a lesbian

I think you have no idea what you're talking about
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My height is 1.68m

Is that considered normal or a manlet?
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>>337720039
It's because the gay gene isn't in one twin but it is in the other
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>>337722923
manlet
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>>337723258
Damn.
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>>337723309
it's okay
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>>337722934
I don't get this gay gene thing. How can a gene that actively dissuades reproduction exist. It would have been bred (well specifically NOT bred) out hundreds of thousands of years ago.
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>>337723401
eugenics is weird
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>>337711126
>be 5 ft girl
>see men sperging about about not being over 6 ft tall
>don't date any men over 6 ft tall because it's physically impossible to do most romantic things with them like kiss or have really great sex or even slow dance together
>most other short women I know feel the same
>also don't like men with huge penises because they slam it into your cervix and sex is painful and awful
>other women I know feel the same

I feel like /v/ and 4chan's whole idea of women is solely based on other men who get their information from other men
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I want Samus to fart in my face.
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>>337722085
>>337722154

>meet the cutest girl alive that is actually into me
>real love and stuff
>doesn't care about my height, my penis size, and my looks because she actually beautiful in her eyes
>we're both 24 and not virgins, like 2 or 3 previous sex partners
>ask FBI about her previous sex partners and find out that one dude was 7,7 inches and *insert some real fucking nice girth*
>constantly think about how Chad Thundercock fucked my muffin cake into oblivion
>lay down and think about how i'm never going to satisfy her the way he did
>die

but that's just probably my imagination going wild.
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>>337723541
All I took from this thread is penis size.
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>>337723401
People who were gay still procreated, obviously
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>>337703467
I grew up with my 2 male cousins and we pretty much had the same childhood. We spent like 14 of the 16 awake hours together.

They are straight and I'm gay. I didn't even realize I was gay until I started high school and some girls started hitting on me. It felt weird and I realized I just don't like girls.

It's not genetics exclusively. If it was, identical twins would have always the same sexuality. Or at least most of the times. Also it would become rarer and rarer with time because reproduction and shit.

But it's also not environment exclusively. If it was I wouldn't be gay.

And it certainly isn't a choice. Growing up where I did, living where I do. There is no way I would pick this shitty style of life where I have to hide my sexuality, where I can't openly talk with people and just smile and nod when my neighbor spies ask if I have a girlfriend. Where I have to lead a double life, hidden even from my parents.
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>>337723401
some people say having gays around was an evolutionary advantage because it meant not having too many children or some shit and that some would be childless and support other people or whatever
I don't buy it
and if there was a gay gene, then you would see gayness passed down from father to son and I've never seen that happen
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>>337723665
its uh

not star wars, your mitihlorian count won't make you gay
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>>337723517
Do you have cute tea parties with these other short women?
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>>337723796
what are you talking about?
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>>337724025
Yeah and we dress up in frilly dresses
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>>337723498
Eugenics is a half assed excuse. People are gay cause of a chemical mutation in the brain causing an imbalance.
Which also explains why gays have higher rates of instability and things like suicide compared to straight or bi (more like "when I'm drunk") people. Or well, really just what we would call degenerates. History is full of gay sex, but not gay men. Bisexual just for the sex part, but then relationships in general are much more of a modern thing anyways.

I'm pretty certain if gayness is genetic, it's some kind of (mostly harmful) mutation and not something that's hereditary or that can even be passed from generation to generation. Straights give birth to gays, people who are supposedly gay that had kids give birth to straights, it can't be genetic unless it's one of the most recessive genes out there.

And it manifests in the chemical makeup of your brain and seems to affect a lot of people quite negatively. I know some gays that are cool and just your average everyday person except they match body parts in bed. But the majority I know are overly emotional and frankly unstable.
Maybe the stable ones are just better at hiding it and don't flaunt their gayness like the crazy ones do, but at any rate gayness and craziness seem to have a very strong correlation.
Which further leads me to believe if gayness was genetic it would have been bred out thousands of years ago. Unstable people don't build a lasting society.
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>>337723517
Fuck off back to /r9k/ attentionwhoring roastie cunt
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