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Some slavs sitting in their office 10 hours a day drinking their vodkas for months crafted this perfection
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tbqh Ciri was created by a single slav sitting at his computer writing a book. Looks aren't everything, it's her personality that completes her
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>>337681140

Witcher 3 really has some of the best looking females ever made.
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>mfw I've dated 2 polish girls and they both dumped me
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>>337681259
What personality? I hated this bitch and only treated her like a daughter because I was doing a "good" playthrough.
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>>337681259
>computer
You underestimate how shitty 80s-90s Poland was
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>>337681259
What personality? She's a generic action female, nothing about ciri's personality is special.
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>>337681496
shes bisexual.
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>>337681375
Prolly didn't have enough kiełbasa kolego
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>>337681496
Allo guvnah! Who took me britches off!
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>>337681658

No it wasn't my wiener. I just have a wicked shit personality m8 :)
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>you will never come home after a long day of witching to find the table set and the fire roaring, an islander honey in your bed waiting
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>>337681140

>Ciri will never sit on your face while jerking you off

I mean she clearly has a thing for overweight neckbeards if you go that route
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>>337681496
She has personality, its just shit personality.
Every other character in the setting is more appealing and makes sense.
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>>337681576
Woah shit son, that's crazy!
Oh wait, that's an insignificant detail the comes up once (if you choose for it to do so) and is never mentioned again.
Ciri is as bland as they come, your waifu a shit.
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>>337681770
Who eats cheese and fish, anyway? Terrible combination of flavor and nutrients.
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>>337681375
>being dumped by literal trash
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>>337681963

Cheese, bread and fish was literally all we had in northern countries. Its why our diet and cooking traditions are so bland, boring and tasteless.
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>>337681753
Give them kiełbasa krakowska they love it
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>Millions of US Dollars
>1,000s Creative directors
>50 Social Justice Ambassadors
>18 Committees to decide what genders and pronouns are acceptable
>2 UN resolutions making it illegal to slut shame
>Produce this

What the fuck USA are you even trying?
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>>337682052
If you had cheese, you also had milk, yogurt, cream, steak, liver, tongue, heart, all of which have been used by southerners to make really nice meals. Just stick the bad meat in a intestinal tract-tube thing (however you call them) with some fat and herbs, and you make sausages. We have 50 kinds of sausages here depending on meat and spices, and how you smoke/boil/grill/store it.
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Shit game and shit character, literally every single major girl in The Witcher 3 looks better than this emo shit.
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>>337682142
kiełbasa krakowska isn't good for picking up girls
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ciri va is unbearable
have to spam space whenever theres ciri cutscenes
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>>337682448
how is it possible to have such wrong, shit taste?
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I wish I could max the game at 1440p on my 970. Sadly, it will never happen.
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>>337682156
>make a game that literally panders to gays
>"its good to have a developer that's so progressive"

>make a game where the main character is an outcast, and where the world hates outcasts
>main character gets tiffed when fellow outcasts are targeted and attacked
>"patriarchy circlejerking"

This is a strange world we live in.
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>>337682581
I wish I could max it at 1440p with my 980, but unfortunately, that will not happen either.
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>>337681140
Yep, and it shows. She's pretty unattractive.
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>>337682448
She does Dragon Age voiceovers as well, it blows my mind that anyone with an Estuary accent is remotely employable to voice fantasy games.
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>>337682774
Ciri is femhawke
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>>337681140
>white male has sex with a bunch of women

geez, wonder why this game is so popular with you dwebs
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>>337682657
Do you think the 1080 will be able to do it?
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>>337682892
980ti already can without gameworks shit
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>>337682572

https://youtu.be/cwQs5KXzPoI?t=260
copy the time of the video
How disjointed can a voice be in a conversation?
That was fucking terrible.
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>>337683021
>Playing Witcher in any language but polish
I found your problem.
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>>337681140
>slavs
>sitting
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>>337683192
Sorry, 3's English VA absolutely BTFO out of the Polish one.
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Tried replaying this for the first time today and I didn't remember the movement being that fucking bad. Holy shit it feels like a chore to get around, how the fuck didn't I notice this?
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>>337682868
here (you)
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>>337682651
>>make a game where the main character is an outcast, and where the world hates outcasts
What gaem?
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>>337681485
>>337681496
DAE hate women? >:)
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>>337681264
Reddit has taste
IGN has taste
Eurogamer has taste
Gamespot has taste
Polygon has taste
Literally every fucking journalist site has taste

What the fuck? You're the brain damaged faglord here, go and play your retarded RPG for lowest common denominator
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>>337681140
> Slavs = Let's make attractive women
> West = Let's make realistic woman
> East = Let's make aliens
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>>337683275
At first world felt pretty big, and unknown. Once I figured out it's layout it became a chore to get around for me too.
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>>337683425
good job making the least sensible post I've seen on 4chan
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>>337683624
Well you aren't any better if you think that Skyrim isn't the best game of all time, anon

Bioshock Infinite is the best FPS of all time

And The Last of Us is Citizen Kane of vidya

Try to disagree, you special snowflake contrarian shit.
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>>337683568
BOI SHE THICC
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>>337682040
>t. western subhuman cuck
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>>337683369
>This character is boring and shallow
>Must mean I hate women
Blow me.
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>>337683341
The Witcher 3 you fucking mongoloid
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>>337683341
real life
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>>337681140
Poles aren't slavs
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>>337683823

>The origin of the name Poland derives from a West Slavic tribe of Polans (Polanie) that inhabited the Warta River basin of the historic Greater Poland region in the 8th century. The origin of the name Polanie itself derives from the Slavic word pole (field). In some foreign languages such as Hungarian, Lithuanian, Persian and Turkish the exonym for Poland derives from another Slavic tribal name, Lechites (Lechici).
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>>337683823
So who are they?
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>>337683823
ty glupy?
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>>337683823
t. ruski turko eskimo mongol claiming to be the true slav
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>>337683823
You seem to think there's such a thing as uniform Slav people. There isn't, there is at least division between southern and eastern Slavs which are the two biggest groups.
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>>337681140
looks generic as fuck
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Why couldn't we just cuck our good friend Dandelion, Priscilla is just too perfection.
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>>337682156
>USA

It's actually Canada. Keep in mind DAI got massively delayed and they "increased the game's scope" from what I remember. I'd love to see what the original result was, probably without all the big empty zones.
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>>337682314
Anon, that didnt exist yet in the games' timeline.
shhhhh
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>>337683568
>> West = Let's make realistic woman
They can't even do that.
The reason Sera looked like she had Granny tits was because they were actually growing out of her ribs.
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>>337683021
ciri's voice acting throughout the game was completely off. Most of the other voices were find but with ciri it was like watching they dubbed over one character for some reason
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>>337683568
>West = Let's make fugly realistic woman

fix fag
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>>337684561
Literally just cookie cutter hot chick but with white hair and even more makeup.
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>>337685103
its just bizarre that they fuck up the 2nd playable characters english voice acting
Id just want to know who fucked up at cdpr and why.
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>>337681259
Did you even read the books? She was a total snobby little bitch in the books. Her personalty is very different in game.
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>>337683823
WE WUZ WENDS N SHIET
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>>337683263
>English VA absolutely BTFO out of the Polish one
I disagree with English Geralt is terrible. And that's just the Main Character voice. Imagine, how badly english version fucked up other characters as well. From what I know, only Emhyr voiced properly, thanks to Charles Dance. Still Polish Emhyr is very good and manages to sound menacing as fuck sometimes.
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>>337685310
I think her voice was the attempt to get that over.
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>Ciri
>Personality

How would you feel about a monster-hunting waifu who was exceedingly loving and optimistic, mothering every other character?
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>>337683728
she's pretty great in books, though. The only real time in game when she actually has some personality is when they're about to steal horses.
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>>337685473
>English Geralt is shit

Shit opinion, post disregarded.
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WHY CANT WE FUCK VES IN THE WITCHER III?
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who was this faggot and why was he even in this game? He just fucked up the dynamic between Ciri and everyone else. It would have been better if Triss or Yennefer were training Ciri.
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>>337686380
>there are people who actually like english Geralt
The fuck? That guy's trying too hard to sound cool and fails miserably.
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>>337687180
read the books sometime
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>>337687295
>reading a book based on a video game

No, fuck that.
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>>337687518
Nice bait.
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>>337687518
it's the other way around

the games are influenced by the books. They're just now getting popular
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>>337687295
Only read the ones translated to english. Is he in the books later on? I really dislike him.
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>>337687295
But he's right. Avacuck ruined the main story.
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>>337683654
>reddit formatting
>reddit opinions
you should just go back senpai nobody wants you here
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>>337685013
Sera was literally the epitome of current western rpg writing and exemplifies everything that is wrong with the writers. Every single part of her was obnoxious and she felt like an self-insert character of a mentally ill and retarded sjw tumblrina.
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>>337687295
the books are however focused on Geralt and his relationship with Ciri. Avacuck literally ruined the father-daughter relationship a bit.
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>want to get back into TW 3
>already have 900 hours logged
>get bored and revert back to waiting for Blood and Wine

Every. Time.
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>>337689297
>900 hours logged
How?

There's no gameplay.
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>>337689394
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>>337687292
How do you even play in polish language? Can I still do it with english subtitles?
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>>337681264
They straight ripped her face from Lightning, but gave her a better booty
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>>337689561
It's a walking sim. How can you be so stupid to think I'm baiting?
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>>337689716
literally almost every game is some sort of sim you fucktard
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That shittyass tattoo of hers ruins the entire package.
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>>337687180

Wow I had completely forgotten about this dork. He was pretty forgettable.
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>>337689627
Yes you can play with subtitles.
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>>337690006
>I'm desperate for memes.
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>Play Witcher
>It's sit
>You're just mad because your bad
>I'm doing fine and I could just lower the difficulty if I wanted this game is just bad

This meme has really gotten out of hand. I can't be in this small of a minority. Witcher 1 just outs me to sleep.
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>>337690006
Lol are you really saying witcher 3 has good combat?
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>>337687295
Are you retarded? He tries to fuck up the dynamic in the books too. He tries to force Ciri to stay in Aen Elle to have the king's son.
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>>337689716
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>>337690841
I tried like 4 times to play witcher 1 but cant get far on it.

Loved 2

And witcher 3 is better than flat asses.
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>>337685013
She looks good in game, thats just bad shoot of her, for some reason the ending gives her that oily skin look in dark lighting, her romance is pretty fun to
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>>337683568
But anon, that's basically what a realistic woman looks like in slavlands.
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Has there ever been a bigger burn in the history of video games?
This bitch god told so hard her model glitched for me. I like to think she was so devastated she couldn't keep up the magic masking her ugly deformed monster body.
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>>337683687
She's normal you dumb american.
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>>337691727
I want Trissfags to leave.
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>>337681375

tfw polish girl lied to be about being on the pill.

I've never blocked someones number so fast
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>>337692025
I want the emperor's side whore to stop trying to emotionally bully me into doing her job.
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>>337692132
>bully
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>>337691727
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>>337685310
Geralt should have swatted her butt as a kid. At least Yen took the time to tell Ciri that she's not hot shit (for a little while)
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>>337692105
So you got half polish children now? Congrats Papa Anon!
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>>337691727
>Yennifer
>Femdom, Footfetish, Cuckoldry

>Ciri
>Tsundere, impulsive, vanilla sex

>Triss
>Submissive, Anal BDSM, Slave roleplay (True love)

Why would anyone not pick Triss is beyond me.
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>>337692132
instead you want pure fan service. She's not even a redhead in the books, but since redheads are hot they changed her hair color and her fashion sense. They also changed her personality to be more likable and made a hero and she can't do her own choices because that might upset some people. Geralt is also changed just so he can mesh better with Triss. Go watch anime, faggot.
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>>337692964
Why is Triss always so much better? But you didn't mention Shani. She's probably the best.
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>>337691727
>magic masking her ugly deformed monster body
this isn't how sorceresses work in the witcher universe.
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>>337691727
Hah, he looks annoyed
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The moment with the druid mask ruined Yen for me. I don't care about maternity-feelings or that
>Geralt would literally do the same
Fuck you niggers. Putting thousands of lives at risk just to get SOME information about your daughterfu is not justified or reasonable in any sense. Worst part, at this point I was already screwed out of fucking Trist, I literally had to amend for my mistakes and replay entire game just to tell Yen to fuck off and be with one true readhead waifu. Fuck yenfags. I've read the books and I still hate the hunchblack
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Are there any irish/scottish people that played witcher 3 in this thread?

I want to know if you dislike/liked Triss more or less because she is a ginger.
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>>337693147
Agreed
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>>337682156
Game was so shit. The actually won GOTY awards. Let that sink in because even the reviewers are embarrassed of it
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>>337693462
You can fuck Shani in TW3? How?
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>>337691696
>tfw played through the whole game

No she looks shit the whole game. her dialogue tries to force unfunny humor. Everything about this character is complete shit. And no I am not just saying that because she is gay.
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>>337693893
The year that turd came out was the worst year in gaming history.

It genuinely deserved GOTY and I fucking hate that piece of shit. That's how bad 2014 was for gaming.
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>>337693401
Celto-Germanic.
Disliked because ginger, then I met a real ginger, I now like.
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>>337693989
She's in the Hearts of Stone expansion.
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>>337691727
>you can actually pinpoint the second her heart rips in half
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>all Twitcher threads are about waifu faggotry

So the game was trash after all if there is nothing else interesting to talk about?
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>>337694762
We talk about your mum if you like
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>>337694428
her smile and optimism: gone
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>>337694762
The game was good It's just that the story is really character focused. So the discussion always falls back to character development and the relationships between them.

And because of that and the romance aspect of the game most discussion about the game falls back on which was the better choice to take.

It's the same as that fallout new vegas always falls back to discussion about which faction was the best to support.
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>>337693989
Hearts of Stone expansion. Its about 10 hours long, and pretty much all of it is better than the base game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVKPvspyyyQ
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>killing a harpy by pushing it off the edge with Aard
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>>337694428
That whore deserved it.
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>>337695219
I played it but I must have missed my chance to shag her
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>>337694762
Witcher 3 is super character focused. Its easiest to talk about waifus because 4chan.
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>>337695319
yeah, you must have. There are even two different shag cutscenes based on your choices. One where she is drunk as fuck and throws up all over you during sex, and another more romantic one.
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>>337681496
preach. ...
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>>337692930

Probably
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>>337694428
>never like Yen in books because she very often acts like a cunt and plays Geralt like a damn fiddle
>mfw doing that quest and then going back to Triss
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The Wicher 3 is slav magic. Meanwhile you had American studios like Bioware shitting out literal garbage.
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>>337694428
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>dat tower of mice quest

That was pretty good stuff. Sucks the fisherman's babe ended up turning into a wraith. This game seems more like an action soap opera than an rpg.
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Some jap sitting in his office 10 hours a day drinking beer for months crafted this perfection
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>>337682156
bitch is ugly
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never cared enough to play witcher, are there any sex scene and how do they work? just black out and suddenly after sex snuggle or (maybe) classic fallout black out with moaning/sound? are there any good sex mod for them?
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How embarassed was Bioware at releaseing Inquisition next to the Witcher 3?
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>>337695923
>are there any sex scene
nope
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>>337695215
>>337695346

Ok, maybe the game story is pretty good. I will try it out after some dude makes a good combat mod (pretty hard to do without the release of the promised mod tools, fuck CDproject for that).
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Oh ye Gods, its Mount&Blade's cattle quest all over again.
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>>337695923
There are a couple sex scenes per each shaggable girl (about 4, 5 if you include the dlc, most likely more after the next DLC)

You get some before sex foreplay and undressing, some mid sex montage, and then the fade to black with the after sex snuggle. The characters sometimes talk about there sex more explicitly later though, and sometimes before, leading up to it (what they want to do, ect).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAAfNh9Q1uQ

Here is an example of one of them.

some context- she pokes fun at you the whole game about the "Unicorn" before getting this scene. Later on you get to joke about the unicorn yourself.
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>>337695950
>looks better
>sounds better
>overall better setting

I wish they had developed and well written/directed side quests like TW3 had, on the other fronts the game match up pretty well. I imagine the sales aren't too different either, especially considering EA also made money from DLC.
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>>337695923

They show the chick's breasts and nipples and ass and stuff. We're moving into the age where sex scenes are the "norm" in video games now. Like cuss words being used every other sentence. So expect devs to get even more bolder with raunchy scenes in future games.
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>>337696529
Combat isn't too bad. If you can stomach Fable 1, then this game shouldn't bad at all. It feels like Fable 1 combat (with the noticable early xbox lack of polish and everything).

Its passable and fun, as long as you aren't expecting the combat to blow your mind or anything.
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>>337695923
If you want to play it for the sex scenes, don't bother. The 5 seconds of boob on screen won't be worth the 15 hours of gameplay required to see it.

>>337696529
The combat is perfectly fine. Its like Dark Souls, but with quicker animations and the ability to fight multiple enemies at once without wanting to kill yourself.
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>>337695923
I'm a guy that played all 3 witcher games back to back. It's worth it. Didn't like it at the start but you really get into them.

If you aren't going to play them all then you better just drop the games. As far as I've noticed the game really expects you to have played them all.

Also the save files are imported and choices from previous games have impact on the newer games. Like mass effect.
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>>337696717
I remember that one elf from the books that painted humans with big dick on the cave walls.

They can never learn

>>337696859
Don't listen to this guy,animations mostly suck but you can get used to it
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>>337696859
>Its like Dark Souls

Don't make this comparison, it will incite shitposting.

It is more like Fable 1 than Dark Souls
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>>337695435
The former is he better one, imo
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>>337681496
A generic action female is usually tried to make as likeable as possible while still being the best at everything. Ciri is a fucking bitch while still being best at everything.
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>>337696717
I laughed pretty hard, when I saw the right painting inagem.
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>>337696754
To be fair, Geralt and Yen fucking anything with a hole/dick, respectively, is something they did in the books
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>>337695636

I chose magic is gone in this scene cause I stayed true to Ciri and didn't fuck anyone.

Gave me sad feel anyway, video games should be about happy things.
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>>337682314
Nigger if we go by history standards it obvious people at fishing villages eat more fish than meat. That doesn't mean there wasn't meat, it just meant that there wasn't meat for everyday. Also milk is a drink, yogurt is a bitch to make, cream is another drink. Sausages aren't easy to make, while fish is, and it still won't solve the meat problem..
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>>337696961
>>337696949
Whats the difference between Dark Souls and The Witcher 3 combat, other than the length of attack animations?
Its the same fucking thing, except people pretend to like one more than the other for some meme reasons.
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>>337696859
>>337696754
>>337696619
>>337696406
>>337696006
i actually miss fallout moan/sound and fade to black style but nudity is pretty cool too
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>>337697291

In the books. It's a whole different perspective putting it into visual action though. Kids play video games more than they read books.
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>>337697429
There are different moves and styles for weapons. That's the difference, different playstyles. Not to mention how they're weighted.
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>punching a fucking bear to death

Geralt is pretty metal sometimes. When he isn't busy being a cuck that is.
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>>337682052
>Northern countries cooking
>bland
>tasteless

Holy shit you must be from fucking Britain guaranteed.
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>>337693401
Scottish here, it really made no difference.
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>>337697291
Geralt fucked more people than Yen if we go by the books, but Yen made sure that Geralt would know Yen fucking people. Their hate/love relationship is way too good, I don't understand how people can not choose her.
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>>337692964
>Triss
>Submissive, Anal BDSM, Slave roleplay (True love)

Where do you even come up with this shit?
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>>337691727
the downside to this scene is you've just officially ruined the canon. and this playthrough is now worthless
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>>337697367
>video games should be about happy things
You poor misguided naive child.
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>>337697429
>Whats the difference

What besides controls, the way dodging and iframes works, the weapon variety, attack animations homing and altering instead of being fixed.........

The entire combat system is different.
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>>337697962
Because I'm not a cuck who wants an open relationship
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>>337698261
>Triss
>not submissive as fuck
She's Philippas and the Lodges literal lapdog.
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>>337695545
>Going back to another manipulative whore
Solo Geralt is life
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>he picked triss
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>>337698413
So even submissive is a stretch.
>Anal BDSM
>Slave roleplay
>>>>>>>>>>(True love)
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>liking snoozefest Triss
What is wrong with you people?
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>>337697910
i think u can use potions and food in fight with creatures.
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>>337698569
I did Triss on my first playthrough so I'm going for Yen on this one but I swear if she pisses me off again I'll djinn her ass away.
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I remember years ago when there would be thread being spammed non stop about what would /v/ think about a female witcher.

I vehemently replied no to each of them but /v/ is just like /co/ or /tv/

It's plebit central so of fucking course all the little libtards would gladly genderbend everything like the little pussy meeky faggots they are.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, you're so gay.

So gay.
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>>337699115
Post-Uma, Yen chills the fuck out and is much more of a supportive character
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>>337695435
>One where she is drunk as fuck and throws up all over you during sex
Wow. What exactly you need to do?
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>>337681140
only because her voice was Jo Wyatt
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>>337699240
Have her drink the left over booze by the docks
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>>337697429
the only similiarity are rolling.
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>>337698569
Maybe it's just me but I had genuine feelings in my stomach for Triss in the witcher 2 when I saved her from that dungeon around the end of the game.

I'm a fucking adult man that always sees romances in games as kinda a joke and I seriously got tingly feeling in my stomach.

That says something about the character progression and writing that CDprojectRED pulled.

I think it's the best romance gaming has ever seen.

Yennifer romance just feels like an abusive relationship that is juvenile and inherently unstable. Like that highschool girlfriend you had back in the day.
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>>337681140
>perfection

I guess it was easy for them to ignore all the years of thieving, murdering, getting molested by her senpai and rubbing fisstech and introduce her as a pure nice girl for the game.

She was "nothing personnel" tier of edgy in the books and they've made her literally teleports behind you in the game.
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>>337699681
>I'm a fucking adult man that always sees romances in games as kinda a joke and I seriously got tingly feeling in my stomach.

Don't worry I know how you feels.
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>>337682892
The 1080 will run it maxed with room to spare.

I cannot wait to see what the Rx400 series bring to the table
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>>337699883
>that part in the book where the female bandit leader makes her cum for the first time
I'll admit, I was rock hard.
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>>337699681
Dunno, I'm a permavirgin basement creature and I haven't had that happen to me from a video game except Dragon Age's Morrigan.
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>>337696791

Yeah, I know that the combat is fine. But for the first 10 hours. I can't play with that combat for 100 fucking hours in a open world game with trash mobs all over the place.

Damn, I'm sick of open world games. I want a good RPG without that stupid gimmick.
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>>337700253
jesus, that was some good shit. I now love lesbian porn.
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>Poland
>Slav

Yeah, nah. We are more Saxon than slavshit like the Ukrainians and russians.
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>>337700253
>>337700630
ITT: Reasons why you don't have nice things
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>>337691718
Question: Why is it that Slav land girls focus on their well being / fitness / femininity more than Western (and especially North American) girls?
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The core of Witcher 3's combat is fine but its real problems are:

>awful awful monster AI
>You outlevel stuff too quickly
>enemies dont have enough hit patterns

and mods dont do jack shit. I just literally finished the game with Better Combat Evolved v2 and enemy level scaling mod and you still become OP way too fast. Quite a shame.
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>>337700837
Culture. Slav girls are made to please.
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>>337700837
Because they still embrace traditional values. I'm married to a russian chick and she pretty much enforces gender roles in our relationship even when I try to be more open and give her more freedom and choice.
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>>337700837
No feminist revolution. They are still hooked on traditonal values. Which sucks for them because men in slavland are mostly good for nothing drunks. Source : all those mail order brides.
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>>337700837
Because in slavlands gender differences are still taken into account.
It's normal to hold open doors or free up your sit on a bus/train for women without anyone making a big deal out of it. So women still feel like women and want to feel feminine.

In america it now can be considered sexist and oppressive because muh feminists and leftist cunts. Women just do whatever the fuck they want and don't give a shit because they can always play the sexist card for anything.
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>>337700804

It's true. In London some polish guy was cleaning my toilet. He was Saxon 'n shit all over the place. I was jealous.
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>>337700809
I didn't actually get horny because I've grown to really like Ciri but it introduced me to the aspect of vulnerability in lesbian porn which doesn't really exist in straight porn.
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>>337701002
>>337701067
>>337701085
>>337701262
Good to know.

Is there any good places to vacation in Slav lands?
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>>337701262
>It's normal to hold open doors or free up your sit on a bus/train for women without anyone making a big deal out of it.

If you tried that shit in the US and it's not your gf or wife a woman would say you are being a misogynist.
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>>337698569
It is not that people like Triss, they just hate Yen.
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>>337692964
Kek, Yennefer is the submissive and kinky one.

https://youtu.be/FYfg-YEy4mw?t=142
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>>337681576
She was raped into lesbianism.
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>>337701554

It's a meme. They just want money. Even more than other women.
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>>337702909
Copy and paste the link.
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>>337695950
It was said Bioware had a party when CDPR announced TW3 was coming in 2015, and not 2014.
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>>337702909
Skip to 2:22
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>>337702909
Are you fucking kidding me mate?

She is suggesting using the rope on YOU not on herself. She has a confirmed dominatrix fetish.
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>>337703178
>it was said

By morons on /v/, and repeated by other morons on /v/, until it became a rumor.
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>>337703484
Some guy from CD Projekt said this to an australian gaming site in a interview for Blood & Wine expac you moron
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>>337701587
no one with a brain chooses to live in the US so that's a a nonissue
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>>337703484
A fucking CDPR employee said that you fucking retard.
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>>337703425
Geralt came up with the idea himself, you faggot.
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>>337703657
>CDPR employee said
lol
better believe them
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>>337703591
So an even worse source.
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>>337681140
You sit, on you're free time, thinking about what other people think about.

I think you're a little more pathetic.
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>>337703957
h>how dare you think!!!
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>>337703957
Did you have a stroke?
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