How is it that Nathan Drake canonically wiped out armies and hordes of monsters but gets his ass kicked by this bitch?
He was holding back
>>337669268
He was held by black
>>337669190
she kept hitting him in the dick, neck, and kidneys
Same reason why cops get fucked over by race card shit in real life.
She's South African. She gained fighting experience fighting off rapists.
turns out not even batman with prep time can defeat pandering.
hitting black womyn is racys and sexys
Because enjoy your 2016.
>>337669190
Wiped them out in guncombat.
Hes not a martial artist, hes just a brawler who can take a serious beating.
He was joking around.Sam really was getting his ass kicked.
>>337669190
girls can be call of duty TOO ya know
Bailey will never ever sit on your face ;_;
He didn't want to touch a nigger
>>337669190
He's a dadbod bar brawler. His best and reliable tactic is surprise attacks, and he makes it clear he doesn't want to fight her. She's a well trained merc company owner with a chip on her shoulder.
>>337672547
>they motion captured a black character with a white woman
literally what
>>337669190
He's a brawler, she's a PMC with mastery of CQC and probably Judo which is specialized in using your opponent's strength and momentum against them.
Also, Drake was most likely holding back since he stopped his brother from killing her.
>>337672921
what does it matter
>>337669190
>How is it that Nathan Drake canonically wiped out armies and hordes of monsters but gets his ass kicked by this bitch?
Because he had a gun when he fought those armies.
The dude's shit at hand to hand combat and she's professionally trained.
>>337673020
Oh, it matters alrightto black people, whites DGAF
>>337669190
shitty writing and anime
>>337673139
nobody outside the internet cares m8, take that shit to twitter if you want to fling some shit
>>337672921
dayum take our culture bix nood nig muh fukin whitey
>>337672921
they also hired serkis for king kong you know
>>337669190
because it's so progressive
>>337672547
literally face and body for tv but shes a voice actor
atm this disgusting chimp is fighting and beating 2 men
wtf is this a black woman can kick 2 males ass naughty dog you stupid cunts
>>337669190
Because it was a hand to hand fight and she has proper training in that she could beat 5ish untrained people at once.
>>337672921
the actress was hired before they decided to make her black or something
>>337672921
nobody cares. this is like getting mad that james cameron used a puerto rican woman instead of going into space to find an actual alien to do the mocap for avatar.
>>337673139
Surely you already know that most SJWs are white guys, right?
>>337669190
They do subdue her at one point, and Sam would've shot her if Nate hadn't stopped him
>>337669190
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little nigger thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" uncharted 4 nigger bitch, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a ps4 movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic triggered NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DID NATHAN GET HIS ASS KICKED BY A WOMAN I'M TRIGGERED" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Forever...
>>337673373
Actually its because the game forces you into an interactive cut-scene and removes all ability to fight back in an attempt to make fucking damn sure you know whose the fucking badass in this game.
Its the chick with the hilarious South African accent and bad hair.
>>337673337
>tfw she'll never even rape your corpse
Good game, but it has serious pacing issues to the point where I don't even want to replay it
Also why were they afraid to kill this bitch off
Do actual black South Africans that learn English just sound like Afrikaners?
>>337673634
I don't think it's so much the pacing, it's more that there's a huge number of parts that are so scripted that you can play them in exactly one way. You can't even do them faster than the first time, no matter how good you are
>>337669190
Plot Armor? You know, that Narrative device that cuck writers use?
>>337669190
Plot convenience.
>>337673860
>plot convenience forced them to write a female nigger into the story
oh ok
>>337673458
>>337673915
No, plot convenience is what allows any given bad guy to beat the shit out of the hero for dramatic effect. It just so happens to be a black woman this time.
>>337669190
He was retired and she's a trained mercenary
>>337673926
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
Etc. You know the drill.
We could probably write scripts to do these threads for us, they're so the same every time.
>>337669190
Stop making this thread everyday!!
>>337669190
Because there would be huge shit storm if you had main character beating a strong black womyn.
It's called cutscene incompetence.
While you're playing, you're essentially a low-grade superhero. In cutscenes, you're a normal person.
That applies for a lot of games.
>>337673337
She's in Critical Role if you like tabletop RPGs like D&D.
>>337674254
No it's called FEMINIST CULTURAL MARXIST ZIONIST PROPAGANDA because the dev is a KEK and I am definitely NOT OBSESSED
>>337674352
Is it also feminist propaganda when Lara forgets she has a goddamn assault rifle and opts for a shitty bow in cutscenes?
>>337669190
The first time they fought, Nate didn't bring a gun.
The second time, they were already held up and no longer had guns.
Nate killed nearly all people by sneaking or shooting.
>>337673926
Who would have thought that retards posting this image would not be able to recognize an obvious pasta?
What a shocker.
>>337671252
but didn't you hear
more rapists on american college campuses nowadays
>>337669190
DIVERSITY powerup
>>337669190
>How is it that Nathan Drake canonically wiped out armies and hordes of monsters but gets his ass kicked by this bitch?
They want to crash the franchise with no survivors.
>>337669190
easy, crowd control < assassin.
>>337669190
Who even is she?
Because all I've seen in these webms is blatant murder: she throws Nathan out of a 30ft tall window from a simple scuffle? Sounds a bit overboard. Who is she?
can someone explain wtf is wrong with this kid >>337673571
This is why the game got 10/10 review scores.
>>337669190
Because muh patriarchy.
You need to understand and accept that the good old ND, that made crash bandicoot and such, is dead. And only the sjw pandering ND that makes garbage movies such as the last of us and unsharted 4 remains.
>>337676939
Because you lose when failing a QTE?
>>337669190
he wiped out mercenaries in uc4 but she's the leader of the mercenaries so I guess she has more strength, dexterity and experience than all of the mercs combined? yeah I don't like it either but this is just my justification. Either that or she's been injecting testosterone to get those lowkey juicy arms.
>>337676939
this is why i can't give this game more than 8/10
ffs..
>>337676798
Leader of the mercenary group Shoreline out to get the treasure from Nathan
>>337676939
>PRESS △ MOTHERFUCKER
>△
>THERE I'LL SHOW YOU SOME MORE △△△△△△△△△△△△△△△△△△△△△△△△△△△△△△△△
>Oh goddamnit why don't you just press △
>You fail, enjoy getting beat up
>waaaaaah feminists
>>337672701
>dadbod
in what world is this a dadbod bro? has spending too much time on /fit/ given you body dysmorphia?
>>337669190
Because he canonically has gotten his ass whooped by anyone who has above average CQC compared to the goons he normally deals with
>>337677106
except hes is mashing
if you dont mash you fail and it fades to black
>>337677009
>>337677106
That was a successful QTE.
>>337677009
>>337677106
He's mashing triangle the entire time.
It happens regardless.
>>337676939
the only thing she threw that would actually hurt was that knee. she really put her body behind that one, good technique.
but those shitty chop-punches and those elbows? come on senpai. seriously.
>>337673297
underated post
>>337676939
Pause the webm, look at his face
look at those shitty graphics.
Tell me again how all those "this game is the best looking game" reviews didnt get bribed
>>337669190
Better question is why does she kick Nathan and his brother ass at the same time?
Even the characters say it's ridiculous, like, come on there's a point where pandering needs to stop
>>337676939
>>337677204
>cuckan 1 and cuckman 5
where are 2 3 and 4
>>337677510
>>337675203
This. 1 in 5 people are rapists on college campuses in America. Reported, anyway. The real number is probably more.
Bring our brave girls home. ;________;
>>337677545
Surely nate and sam could have overpowered her togetherand then tag teamed herif you get my drift
>>337677183
Like who?
fucking hilarious how asspained /pol/v/ is by this
>>337677698
Its more amusing than anything else. I mean its impressive how transparent and lazy the directing is.
>>337677698
Yeah it's funny but it's also legit bad, two men can't even tag team her and there's no blocking or avoiding mecanic you just get ass fucked and it doesn't even look good. Pandering is okay sometimes but at least make it look good and maybe not too unrealistic.
>>337677827
can just sense asspain through the way your post reads.
>>337677827
>>337677698
>when /pol/ and PCuckery butthurt combine
>>337677490
>webm compression
Pic related is literally the level of quality they render real time in these situations.
>>337677918
or you can just literally not give a shit and enjoy the movie/game. but nah... everything is sjw propaganda (aka material to use for shitposting on a chinese comics board)
fuck you druckman
i'm 100% certain you'll be forced to play as a nig in tlou 2
>>337678070
They obviously have higher quality models for cutscenes. Still glad they finally stopped using FMVs.
>>337678085
I don't give a shit, but I can't enjoy this part of the game because it's bad. I criticize this because it's bad, and the reason is bad is because it's cheap pandering. Either make the pandering better and well-thought, or take it out, so the game can be better. That's pretty reasonable.
>>337678070
>prerendered bullshit
okay sonycrusader.
>>337678195
>sonycrusader
What's his Stand?
Because STRONG AND INDEPENDENT WOMAN DON'T NEED NO MAN
>>337678085
>just turn your brain off and don't criticize media for pandering bullshit
>>337669190
Drake was too busy Drake posting, instead of mastering hand to hand combat
>>337678085
>just enjoy something with in-your-face flaws
>>337678363
>The Dab
>Dabbing
>>337678273
the fool
>>337669190
>we want le tumblr audience
>we need le strony black wymyn XD
>>337678273
The Good Goy
>>337678454
Only difference between the 2 is in the dab he doesn't clap first
My problem with it isn't that she beat Drake, it's how she did it.
How the fuck do you overpower a man who can scale cliffs with nothing but his upper body strength, while also fending off his equally as strong brother?
Shit is stupid.
>>337671293
It's raCIS and sexCIS you stupid fuck
>>337678558
There have been monsters in the Uncharted series like these 2 meters dudes Nathan can't outpunch, but they looked strong and you could actually hit them. Nadine just roflstomps you like it's an anime, it could've looked good if it was more CQCish but no
>>337669190
>ITT betas threatened by imaginary female
Just accept your nu-maleness.
Womyn are the new rulers of this planet now.
Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them.
http://imgur.com/a/98ipg
>>337678842
>the ironing of this post
I guess those betas need to MAN UP, eh?
![151116-word-of-the-year-emoji_fa78cd82060b2503734dd5a86d23c0b3.nbcnews-fp-360-360[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/ILPdY5Z.png "151116-word-of-the-year-emoji_fa78cd82060b2503734dd5a86d23c0b3.nbcnews-fp-360-360[1].png")
>>337678363
NAUGHTY DOG THINK THEY SLICK
HE DABBIN
>>337672921
Holy shit
>>337669190
She's a strong independent woman who checked Nathan Drake's privilege and decided he needs to be schooled how 2016 works.
>>337678919
Why does this person take so many photos of herself looking unaware/unsure? Its really weird how common that literally stupid look is among these attention whores.
>>337679386
>>337678919
is there lewds or am i wasting my time
>>337669190
Well, to be fair, she had to use 40% of her total power.
>>337679650
A few near the end
She's a visible minority and a woman. Means she's got loads of plot armour
Of all the complaints about her what annoys me the most is that she doesn't even fit in the world's own internal logic. Drake had less difficulty with that scar faced Russian dude than with this 120 pound nigress.
i just finished the main game and am playing the epilogue part right nowfuck this. The graphics are fucking gorgeous in this game. Their future house looks like the paris ue4 tech demo somehow
>>337676939
the problem is the guy doesn't even fight back. Regardless of what you do during cutscenes he just sits there and takes beating from flaccid punches, the only thing that would actually do any damage here was the knee and yet drake who shakes off heavy prisoner inmates during the start of the game is somehow as capable as a baby against this chick.
I mean prisoners despite their lack of ability will pack a lot more punch simply due to their sheer weight and muscle difference.
>>337680086
>looks like the paris ue4 tech demo
I actually agree.The lighting in this game is fucking amazing, seriously something about it makes the game look photo realistic
>>337678195
>prerendered
He doesn't know about the real time cutscenes.
Women are just naturally stronger than men.
MY ONLY COMPLAINT is the SJW bullshit. If other than that u4 is a legit 10/10 game
>>337669190
She hit him with big PC attack wave and it was very effective since Drake is a white cis gendered man. If you arent satisfied with this answer that means youre a bigot and a racist.
>>337681818
>this was rendered in realtime on a laptop APU from 2013
Naughty Dog are wizards
I thought that he gotten old so he was rusty, out of shape and ain't what he used to be
>>337669190
Becaue she's a better fighter.
>>337673297
they also hired king kong for ghostbusters
>Miss a QTE.
>Get hit.
>Nail a QTE.
>Get hit anyway.
>>337674021
You don't honestly believe that right? You think they roll a dice for character creation or something?
