>Mic icon comes up
>Bubbling noises
>>337608881
Bro pot haha
>it's not a real bong rip but the intro to Smoke Two Joints by Sublime
>Crinkly bag
>Coughing
>Loud typing/clicking
>Parents fighting in the background
>>337608881
Fuck off frog cancer
>join lobby
>two friends are talking on mic about shit going in their lives like they're on fucking skype
>>337608881
>Mic comes up
>hear the sound of cannabis moving through veins
>>337609614
Thats me
>Press the mic key
>Gargle on the microphone
>Some guy comes in your TS channel
>He doesn't even play the game
>He's just there to "chat"
REE
>>337608881
why are dudeweedfags the worst people to exist in the world?
>>337608881
DUDE
>mic icon comes on
>ah ah ah yes
>brb guys sister is in my room
Readan this thread while smoking a fat one
You guys need to chill, man
mom look i made this thread again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>mic icon opens up
>foreign family having what sounds like a party in the background
>>337610346
I bet I'm way higher than u faggo my rips r the fattest u prolly choke on bong hits of your shitty outdoor schwag from a dealer whos just ur older brothers best friends cousin and rips u off by like .3 a dimebag o and u buy dimebags u suck dicks famalam pic related its ur sack rn
>>337608881
>someone crying in the background
>>337610878
broccoli is the elder god of vegetables
>>337608881
>people who still talk about how much they like weed
>everyone starts talking about how baked they are
>they all say they are high just to seem cool
>bong fag is using push to talk
>Playing TF2
>Server is allchat, but in complete silence
>SUPERCUTE4UGAMERGRLL has joined the game
>Hey guys! I'm a girl, so play nice with me, okay? <forced giggle>
>Pathetic manchildren shit themselves
>Ignore it as best I can, can't be fucking bothered to mute them
>Eventually some guy begins interrupting the gamer grill every time she speaks up by burping really REALLY loud into his microphone
>Bitch gets really mad after like the 4th time
>Guy gets kickbanned
>Fedoras are audibly tipped
>Guy comes back in like a minute later
>Starts doing it again
>This repeats for like half an hour before I have to leave
It was fucking hilarious how LITERALLY everyone lost their shit repeatedly
>>337612282
>Gamergurl tries to rile up the server
>You can feel the manchildren sweating
>Some fucking madman starts singing Ave Maria really fucking loud right into his mic
>Gets kicked after a few seconds
>Like half the server leaves too
